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095 jerking off

Guan Tianlong muttered: "LGB, I'm most annoying to others to compete with me in speed! I'm 9.7 seconds. There are no unspoken rules in the Olympics. Can the champion be Jamaica?" After the man said that, he kicked off the spare tire of the Great Wall pickup truck with a clang, raised his head high, and threw it towards the running city management in the wind. With a muffled sound, Afeng suddenly became two pieces, his intestines and blood vessels were broken, leaving a wet red road on the road. Guan Tianlong clasped his hands together, sincerely thanking the nerve conduction system of the virtual network. He was very familiar with the great hero throwing stars. He didn't expect this technique to be brought to reality.

"If you don't do it, you can't stop and sprinkle oil. If you don't kill someone, you're just a vengeance! Since I'm no longer here, what else should I worry about?" Guan Tianlong turned his head to look for Wang Er, but found that the guy was gone. He sneered and opened his eyes and swept around. It turned out that he was hiding in the sewer and playing with his intercom.

Wang Er took advantage of Afeng to attract firepower, quietly moved the sewer manhole cover, reached into half of his body, stared at Guan Tianlong, and sneaked on the intercom to ask for support from the headquarters: "Hey, hey, is the headquarters? I am Wang Er, the captain of the second team of the Third Battalion of the Urban Management Column! To put it short, our team found the trace of the suspect Guan Tianlong on Xuewang and captured him with ten times of gravity handcuffs. Because of the pilot's technical error and the strategic mistake of the deputy captain, the suspect broke through the cage and started killing. When you received this message, all the members of the second team of the Third Battalion, except me, had all been killed! Here I ask you to block the section of the zero-kilometer-to-Wanggang Town of the Hashuang Highway, and send helicopters to use super missiles or heavy machine guns to use cover firepower to kill the suspect, because that guy is not a human at all!"

The headquarters replied: "Identity authentication has been completed, satellite positioning scans have confirmed that what Wang Er said is true. A cruise armed helicopter of the Fourth Brigade is wandering around Wanggang Town, requesting a connection, requesting a connection!"

Beep beep beep beep beep, Wang Er's intercom connected to the cruise armed helicopter of the Urban Management Column. Before he could speak, Guan Tianlong pulled his hair out of the sewer.

"What are you doing, sister? I won't talk about it. I'll take you with me!" Guan Tianlong pinched Wang Er's neck and pulled him off the ground. Wang Er's face turned purple, but he curled his lips and showed a very strange smile of relief.

"Please don't look at me like this, it seems like I've just eaten it!" Guan Tianlong raised his knees and kicked out, kicking Wang Er's ribs. The touch was very hard and awkward, far from the sound of the crisp ribs he imagined.

Wang Er seemed to be smiling, grinning, but a dull sound came from his stomach: "Guan Tianlong, I die with my worker! Hahahahaha! The self-destruction program is started, countdown, three, two, one! Blast!"

Wang Er's skin turned from yellow shit to red shit, and then a crack was split. A wound like an earthworm, but no drop of blood flowed. Instead, the current rushed around. The bones that should have been white were replaced by the shining metal. His stomach continued to expand, and it surged in the wind like a blown balloon. Guan Tianlong didn't even have time to react. He heard a rumbling sound, and the dazzling light rushed through the sky and broke through the sky. Wang Er's body had already exploded into ashes and dust. His head also broke free from Guan Tianlong's tiger's mouth, and it flew away from the blue sky with a crackling sound, falling into the grass. This scene was not discovered by Guan Tianlong, who was in a mess at this moment.

Wang Er went from belly tummy to explosion, although he counted down to 321, in fact, it was only about 0.5 seconds in total. When Guan Tianlong saw something wrong, he immediately blocked his face with both hands, protected his eyes with eight fingers, and inserted his thumbs into the ear holes. He only heard of the name of human bombs, but he had never eaten pork and saw pigs running. Since it was the era of high-tech, it was normal to have one or two transformed people. Guan Tianlong secretly blamed himself for being careless and tried his best to train his thirteenth Taibao, and did not know if he could withstand this wave of impact.

Boom!

The violent roar and dazzling light rushed with a wave of heat. They came and pushed Guan Tianlong out more than 30 meters, knocking down the road guardrail and a small urban greening sapling as thick as a bowl.

"Bah!" Guan Tianlong was on the ground. He stood up slowly with his hands on the wall after half a minute, spit out the leaves in his mouth, opened his eyes and looked carefully, and his body was covered with stains, metal circles, various wires, and rag strips. Wang Er exploded himself, his power was amazing, and even his shorts were blown away.

In desperation, he could only walk to the corner of the wall with his bare butt, snatch the edge of the wall with his hands, climb to the second floor with his knees, unscrewed the anti-theft window of a resident, and stole the sheets hanging on his balcony out of the world for emergency treatment.

Buzz buzz, buzz buzz!

Just as Guan Tianlong was wearing a sheet in the cold wind of minus ten degrees below the spring of the Ice City, he was preparing to go to the shop to grab clothes, and suddenly a pair of fully armed military helicopters flew over his head.

Someone on the plane shouted with a loudspeaker: "Guan Tianlong, you are surrounded, surrender quickly, confessing that being lenient is your only way to live!"

Guan Tianlong remained indifferent and continued to move forward and faster and faster. After the helicopter warned many times, he answered the chief's phone number and asked to kill the suspect. Even if he could not be killed, he would be incapable of moving.

The chief asked Fan Shengchao, Fan Shengchao asked Fan Debiao, and Fan Debiao lay on the operating table of the Provincial Reproductive Rehabilitation Medical Center. He thought about it and hesitated. In the end, rational defeated the hatred. He said to his nephew: "Don't kill people rashly, he must have a background behind him, and he will catch the living!"

Fan Shengchao nodded and hung up the phone to instruct the helicopter commander: "Get me to death, machine guns, cannons, air-to-ground missiles, I will approve you to use without hurting innocent people! Humph, you have a background, I have a back! How can you not pay the price if you dare to hurt the people of the Fan family?"

The helicopter received the attack order from the commander and issued an ultimatum to Guan Tianlong: "Guan Tianlong, resisting will only ruin your life. If you surrender, you will be lenient. In 2100, our country has announced that it will give up the death penalty. Although your crime is unforgivable, it will be sentenced to 300 years. You can transform in prison and be a useful person to the country. You can also play the game two days a week! If you refuse to surrender, we can only launch air-to-surface missiles to destroy you from the body, so as not to cause harm to more people and destroy the stability and unity of a harmonious society!"

Guan Tianlong stopped, walked to the side of the road in a sheet wrapped around his quilt, stood under a thick poplar tree, his hands were put together, and shouted to the helicopter in a trumpet-shaped manner, "I surrender, I confess, I have lived for so many years and have always been a virgin, I don't want to die yet! I hurt people in self-defense. They said they wanted to kill me, so I couldn't... have to..."

A huge beam of light shone on Guan Tianlong's body, interrupting his mouth and opening the river. The plane hangs a rope and puts a pair of handcuffs on his face. The man in the cockpit shouted: "You put these ten times the gravity handcuffs before we can get you down. Dare to play tricks and serve missiles!"

The noise of the helicopter is too loud. At this moment, the surrounding communities are brightly lit. They push the windows from door to door to watch Guan Tianlong, who is wrapped in sheets, trembling in the cold wind. The mean young people have set up cameras to start recording videos, preparing to send this thing to the Internet to trick the blog to click.

Guan Tianlong walked under the rope tremblingly, raised his head and pulled it hard twice, and asked, "Is this thing strong? Is it 220 kilograms, and ten times the gravity is 2200 kilograms. If the helicopter collapses, who will take the responsibility?"

The person on the plane said impatiently: "Where does it come from so much nonsense? Don't say 2,000 pounds, I can even hang it up with 20,000 pounds!"

"Oh, then I'll be relieved!" Guan Tianlong threw the sheet, pulled the rope naked and pulled it hard, the blue veins on his arm were exposed, and the thickness instantly increased three times.

Boom boom boom... Boom boom boom...

The helicopter was shaking and shaking. The pilot decisively shot Guan Tianlong and cut off the rope. Guan Tianlong rolled and avoided the machine gun. He pulled hard but only pulled off a pile of ropes of unknown material. Seeing that the thing seemed quite strong, he tied a bow, swayed around, and threw it into the sky. It happened to wrap around the propeller of the helicopter and pulled it violently again. Mars collapsed, black smoke rolled, and the helicopter hit a commercial building crookedly on the side, and a loud bang turned into fireworks all over the sky.

"Faxnim, it's too unpredictable, and helicopters!" Guan Tianlong stood beside the wreckage of the plane, with his hands on his hips, and there were various cameras and cameras on the front, back and forth, and there were flashes. The man sighed to the sky at the microphone: "I live in the countryside, and I have houses and fields at home. I live happily and enjoy a long life. Who knew that the chairman of the Chouhu Group, relying on his relatives in the urban management department, bullying men and women, doing all kinds of evil, forcibly demolishing my house and forcing my fields. I was desperate and went out to incite Fan Debiao to death. He was actually slapped by the urban management department. Look, everyone, how dark the world is!"

The crowd was sweating coldly when watching the fun. The ordinary people naturally didn't believe his nonsense, but there were tabloid reporters and researchers who were full. After receiving the news, they came to the front faster than the police station and interviewed Guan Tianlong. They wanted to see how he made up the details. But the man was very treacherous and shook his head and said it was inconvenient: "You all come and see where I have money. My brother is exposed. The wind and rain are so cold. Who is very kind to give me clothes and money? You can just write the exclusive news. Others report to me to protect their rights. But I believe it but I still believe it but I can't kill the plane?"

Guan Tianlong clenched his fist and threatened and tempted him. On the spot, a fat man claimed goodness and took off his fur coat to wear it for Guan Tianlong. Guan Tianlong raised his thumb and praised him sincerely: "Brother Fatty, you are really rich, you have to practice your IQ!" After that, he ran away, jumped a few times, and disappeared on the side of the road.

Fat Brother was stunned for 3.1415926 seconds, smiled gloomyly, covered his crotch with both hands, took out the intercom as big as a soybean and said, "Brother Chao, I am An Xiaoshan, a member of the first team No. 015. The suspect is strong and has destroyed an armed helicopter for our cruise with bare hands. He is currently fleeing towards National Highway 201. It is recommended that you mobilize mechas and capture them with your own hands. If you encounter resistance, kill them on the spot!"

Fan Sheng on the other end of the intercom had a very short hair, a round face, a collapsed nose and big eyes, like a young version of Zeng Zhiwei. After listening to An Xiaoshan's report, he said in a low tone: "Xiao Anzi, you are doing well. I have ordered the technical department to control the satellite and follow up the fur coat with a positioning system. Zuo Dianjun, the deputy captain of the third team, died on duty. I think you will be punished first and handle the official business for him."

Fatty An thanked him for hanging up the connection, protecting the scene and driving away all the audience and newspaper reporters, and waiting for the police department to come to deal with the aftermath.

Guan Tianlong wore toes with toes exposed and priceless fur, trotting and jumping all the way, avoiding the mountains and fields with alarm bells, fearing that others would not know it was a police car, and sneaked into a high-rise residence with more than 200 stories.

In 2110, rich people lived in bungalows, and the more original things became, the more popular they were. Look at who lived in thatched huts, then they must be a great man. They were either commercial giants or political stars. People living in high-rise buildings are often wasteful people who work from nine to five to five. This high-rise building is higher than a love apartment, and the material living standards of the people living in it can be imagined.

Of course, this is not within Guan Tianlong's consideration. He just wanted to find a place to lurk, avoid the gust of wind, and then flee to Beijing, board the plane to Pandora in the capital. It is said that from Earth to Pandora will take a four-year journey. During this period, he can let go of the world of heroes.

Gulugulu!

Hungry.

Guan Tianlong never stopped this day. In the morning, he had a gun battle with Li Meiyang, killing hundreds of millions of tadpoles, killing two killers at night, and injuring a big boss, as well as several security guards and urban management personnel, causing a fat bomb to harm a helicopter, knocking down a helicopter, and running ten kilometers naked in the wind... so many feats consume energy!

The man touched the fur coat and didn't have a penny in his pocket. He originally had some money, but Wang Er exploded all of them when he self-destructed. Fortunately, the high-tech modern society can just go to a bank to do iris scanning and DN certification to call the money in his account. It is not as troublesome as in ancient society that he had to reissue the bank card if he lost his ID card.

A large food stall named Lin Bai was approaching. Guan Tianlong brought a stool to the waiter and asked the waiter to order the dishes: "Twenty bakeries, two hundred meat skewers, and grilled peppers are rich in vitamin BDefg. This one is also half a pound. There is anything good to drink, although mineral water or nutritional express line is fine, I am not short of money!"

The diners around laughed. The waiter was a shriveled girl in her 15,6,78 years old. She squinted her bean sprout-like eyes and looked at Guan Tianlong wearing finger-exposed shoes in the snow. He hesitantly said: "Pay the money first and then order the dishes. Do you think it's okay?"

Guan Tianlong crossed his legs and scratched his nose, and said in a ruffian manner: "Are you still afraid that I will be stolen? I saw that I had torn shoes, but I didn't see my high-quality clothes? Hi, do you understand performance art? I guess you don't understand either. You have to look at people's shining points. You can't always stare at other people's shortcomings. How much does it cost to eat a large food stall for you? I'm going to cheat and drink. How good is going to Qilin Seafood City next door! Little girl, it doesn't matter if you don't have a breast, it doesn't matter if you don't have any face. At least you have to have some IQ. You don't need to say anything about that? If all the customers in your store pay first and order food, I'll get out immediately. If it's not like this... The boss called me and I'll talk to him!"

The waiter was frightened. She didn't dare to withdraw money from Guan Tianlong anymore. She just wrote down the consumption bill, and then ran to the kitchen like a fertilized doe to notify the cooking. She also brought seven or eight bottles of beer and drinks.

Among the diners, a man who was hugging two girls left and right and drove a horse to eat street fry with big horses. He pushed the girl away and pulled a stool to Guan Tianlong, toasted him and said, "Brother, you are very nimble. Have you practiced before? I remember that there are a group of wet people in our country who have forgotten half of their body sitting at home and performance art lovers, among which you are?"

When Guan Tianlong heard this, he was afraid that he would kill someone, so he quickly drank a bottle of Wanglaoji to put out the fire and moistened his throat and said, "You are the performance art. Your whole family is the performance art. I see that you have big eyes and embarrassing eyes, your eyebrows are slanted into your temples, your nose is thick and thick lips are. This look is probably the successor of Luo Yufengjie. Your ancestors were not easy in their early years. They were poor and ugly. They were less than 1.49 meters tall. They had a college education household registration in a certain town. They dared to yell to marry a master's degree from Tsinghua University and Peking University, and they didn't even look at it after graduation. What kind of spirit is this? What disease is this? Hey, buddy, what are your name? "

The man's face is like expired instant noodles, his body is like a frost-frost-water cucumber, and his brown eyes show that the mixed genes of Chinese and foreign races flowed in his body: "My Chinese name is Robert, how do you know my surname is Luo?"

Bang!

Guan Tianlong put a wallet on the table and lowered his voice and said to Robert: "I not only know that your surname is Luo, but also that you were born on April 4, 206. Your ID number is... Currently, the breeding pig farm earns 30,000 yuan a month, but he is actually a foreign agent undercover, who is specifically responsible for stealing China's top secret documents and top secret information, in an attempt to shake the dominance of the world government and undermine the stability and unity of the earth..."

Robert laughed: "Brother, you are really good at it. You are also a secret agent. I dropped out of college and can't even hire a cleaner. I still become a special agent? In this way, I admire your performance art very much and decided to invite you to a meal. How much money you spend in Linbai is all based on my Robert's account. I'm busy, I'm also busy with it, my buddy!"

After saying that, the man stood up and returned to two vulgar girls of twenty-two or three years old who were scalding instant noodles. He ate the sea scattered and wasted food and vegetables.

Grilled chili, grilled pancakes, kebabs, running water dishes, sweeping food!

After Guan Tianlongfeng swept the cannon clouds to eat all the dishes he ordered, the diners in the restaurant looked at him and turned to look up!

Gudu!

Robert swallowed his saliva and held his thumb and admired him sincerely: "Men, pure man! You really made me open my eyes. I spent the money on this meal at all!"

Guan Tianlong touched his stomach, took off his fur coat, screamed naked, grabbed Robert's neck and lifted him up and said, "Of course it's not unfair. Eat someone's mouth short and slutty. I wanted to pinch you like a bed bug. Now it seems that it's fine to give you some lessons, huh, I read it all at the age of twenty, and I'm uncensored. You little slut, dare to play casual clothes with me, you are impatient. I want me to give you a happy life, right?"
Chapter completed!
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