People will suffocate to death if they don’t breathe, and they will thirst and starve to death if they don’t eat or drink. Therefore, food and oxygen are necessities of life. Necklaces, rings, watches, and opposite sexes will live better with them, and life is just right without them, so they are luxury goods of life. The abstract term love is weaker than the kidneys of the eighth-generation director in China. Like Ultraman, it can only deceive children. After Guan Tianlong became an adult, he would rather believe Chun than this thing.

The feeling of turning on the level 330 Wind Control Art was like playing a trampoline. The toes were clicking on the ground, and it took more than ten meters to jump. Guan Tianlong was able to jump in the rushing crowds. It took only 27 minutes to arrive at the Valentine's Day activity base at the foot of Yulong Snow Mountain.

This is a giant towering arena with a diameter of more than ten kilometers. Each player will be transmitted to an independent copy for testing by the system. The audition test is divided into two categories. Players can choose whether to compare or compare the text or compare the martial arts. The three random items are: singing and drawing, or writing poems, or translating ancient Chinese. The martial arts 1v100 defeats the warrior level npc, or 1v10 defeats the warrior level npc, or 1v1 defeats the tiger guard level npc.

Guan Tianlong finished reading the introduction under the arena and thought: Zhang Sifei can fight a dragon general-level expert alone. It doesn’t matter if I bully the tiger guard. It’s better to use Wenbi! So he pointed his toes and swayed up with the Wind Control Skill. He successfully climbed the storm without using a ladder, which caused tens of thousands of players around him to exclaim, and speculated about where this person was sacred!

Guan Tianlong stepped into the door with a copy of the ink ink carved on the door. A white light flashed and appeared in an ancient house. In front of him, an old man wearing a high crown, wearing a Confucian uniform, with a strange appearance, and three goatee smiled at him and said loudly: "The Master said: If you don't learn poetry, you can't speak. Poetry is the earliest language of mankind. Everyone can write poetry, everyone can learn poetry, and everyone can have good poetry. Human language communication begins with poetry."

Guan Tianlong nodded and applauded: "So wet, so wet! The old gentleman Yin's hand is so wet!"

The old man in the Confucian uniform twitched his eyes and spread a bamboo slip. He said unhappily: "Please try to interpret this song "Ru Meng Ling? Last night's rain and wind are sparse."

The bamboo slips read: Last night, the rain was sparse and the wind was blowing. I couldn’t sleep without the residual wine. I asked the person who rolled the curtain, but I said that the crabapple was still there. Do you know, do you know? It should be green, fat, red and thin!

Guan Tianlong meditated for a moment, snapped his fingers, and said loudly: "Last night, the fierce battle was full of joy. I woke up and had not yet retreated. I stretched my waist. The man on the bed had already taken the urinary pot. When he brought the milk coffee, I asked him to see outside. The reed curtain was gently pulled up, and the sunlight had illuminated the west building. I asked Haitang how it was. He said the flowers were still there. I said you are really good at bragging. If you have the ability, take it out and take it out. Your branches are soft and thin, but my tender leaves are juicy and rich in flavor... It's so good for men, Li Qingzhao is indeed amazing!"

"puff!"

After hearing this, the old man in the Confucian uniform immediately vomited blood and died of death.

Guan Tianlong routinely touched the corpse, took out a seal, and poked the bamboo slips, and got the system prompt: Players walked through the audition of the snow bear, please select the camp stronghold to be transmitted. The camps are the Red Party and the Blue Party. The Red represents the Couple Group. The Blue represents the Bachelor Group.

Guan Tianlong was about to teleport the bachelor camp, but he heard the alarm from the game cabin saying that the outside was hit and suggested that the player withdraw from the game immediately. He withdrew from the hero, but Li Meiyang was lying on the game cabin with his little butt sticking out, knocking on the iron sheet with his fingers, and smiling like a flower, saying, "Tianlong, come out for dinner!"

"Oh! The sun is coming out from the west?" Guan Tianlong took a breath of air in an exaggerated manner and said, "Meiyang, why are you suddenly so kind to me? You won't have any conspiracy, right?"

Li Meiyang rolled his eyes and said, "Look at your virtue. On behalf of the Party and the people, I am bringing warmth to you, a poor and lower-middle peasant. The meal is on the table, and you will love it or not!"

Guan Tianlong stepped out of the game cabin and smiled, "The east wind blows, the war drums beat. Nowadays, who is afraid of whom? The great leader Chairman Mao taught us that if you have difficulties, you have to go, and if you don't have difficulties, you have to go! If you dare to use the beauty trick, why don't I dare to follow the trick!"

The two of them left the house and walked to the hall. When the wind blew, Guan Tianlong felt that his crotch was very cool. He looked down and couldn't help but feel ashamed. He covered his face and rushed back to the room to take off the original underwear.

It turns out that after the cross-circle in the game, there were also body fluids coming out in reality. Fortunately, my pants were dark and I couldn’t see the map if I didn’t pay attention. Otherwise, it would be embarrassing to throw them to my grandma’s house.

Sweet and sour pork ribs, fish-flavored eggplant strips, cola chicken wings, vinegar-fried potato shreds, and a pot of winter melon soup. Although the taste is quite average, Guan Tianlong still gave a thumbs up and sincerely praised Li Meiyang and said, "You can go out of the hall, go to the kitchen, and go to the bed! Meiyang, you are so great, you are loved by everyone, flowers bloom when you see flowers bloom, and car tires blow up when you see cars."

Li Meiyang smiled without showing her teeth and said with a reserved attitude: "My great hero ol's nutritional warehouse will be downstairs in a while. Can you help me get it up?"

Guan Tianlong drank a bowl of winter melon soup, clenched his fists and bent his arms, revealing his hot biceps: "I sweat so hard on you, I can't ask for it! But why don't you let the people from the express company lift it up directly?"

Li Meiyang heard the implicit meaning of the first half of the sentence, kicked Guan Tianlong under the table and said, "Hate! Do you think anyone is as simple as you, with a strong mind and a rich limbs? That nutrition warehouse is so heavy that it can't be lifted for two or three people. The express company will charge an additional 200 yuan to move upstairs!"

The girl was secretly happy. The young boy was indeed vulnerable. I used the gentle method to get you done in one go. From now on, there will be candidates for wallets, coolies, washing dishes, mopping floors, and toilets.

After the meal, Li Meiyang cleaned the dining table, washed dishes, wiped the floor and worked hard to clean it. Guan Tianlong sat on the sofa, crossing his legs, thinking that this kind of life seemed good. Half an hour later, the two went downstairs to receive the express delivery. Guan Tianlong moved the special nutrition warehouse for Heroes worth 100,000 rmb from a civilian helicopter and asked Li Meiyang: "You have 100,000 yuan to buy a nutrition warehouse, why are you still squeezing a snail with me? Could it be that you have super powers and found that I am a potential stock, so you decided to cultivate the relationship between us in advance?"

Li Meiyang patted her head and lamented: "I have never seen anyone as narcissistic as you in my life! The nutrition warehouse is a unified welfare payment from our company. Once this thing is bound, it cannot be returned or exchanged. Otherwise, I would have discounted it long ago. How could it be so troublesome to use air transport from Shenyang to Harbin!"

Guan Tianlong carried the nutrition warehouse to the door and said, "What company has such good benefits? Could it be that you are a professional player?"

Li Meiyang signed the order and paid the payment, told the express plane that he could return, and then turned his head to Guan Tianlong and said, "How did I find out that sometimes you are a special mountain cannon? Professional player? Oh my God, when have you ever seen a professional player as beautiful as me? Tell you, my profession is an online singer! The contracted company is Yuhan Records! Do you know Yuhan Records?"

Guan Tianlong shook his head: "I don't know! I only know that you can't even get the 3,000 yuan you're in the middle of the 3,000 yuan you're selling flowers on the street against the cold wind on Valentine's Day. People say that tender cows eat old grass and like 123-year-old old men and everything. But you were so well-behaved and cute at that time, not like now, a whole lively woman."

The two were talking nonsense. Suddenly, a man in his early thirties, with a suit and ties, a slightly raised belly, and a combed hair. He couldn't even fall into a flies jumped down from a sea-blue sports car, ran to Li Meiyang and pulled her arm, opened his eyes wide and said with a stuttering: "I finally found you, finally found you. You, didn't you say, you only love me? Why should I abandon me? I'm sorry for you? Give me a reason, and I must give me a reason! Otherwise, today, or today I won't leave!"

Li Meiyang glanced at Guan Tianlong, and said with an innocent expression: "Women are a little pretty, and they are being asked around everywhere. Sir, have you recognized the wrong person? Do I look like your mother, your wife, your daughter, or your elementary school classmate?"

The middle-aged man gasped and said, "Liu Meiyang, I recognize you even if you turn into ashes!"

Li Meiyang shrugged and said, "I'm sorry, my surname is Li."

The man stared at the woman, the woman was unmoved. The man knelt down and looked up at the woman at a 45° angle, and said in tears: "Yangyang, I was wrong, I shouldn't have lie to you, I thought you could see that although I was married, I love you only. For you, I can divorce that yellow-faced woman. As long as you nod, we will go back to Dalian for a wedding immediately. I will listen to you, kick on the beach, and invite every passerby to attend. We will make a great deal. I will make you the happiest bride in the world! Yangyang, come with me! Go home now!"

Li Meiyang asked the guard on duty at the Love Apartment next to him and said, "When will Valentine's Day become a legal holiday?"

The guard replied inexplicably: "No, if Valentine's Day is a legal holiday, who will the merchant sell the goods?"

Li Meiyang looked puzzled: "Then why are the hospitals running around on vacation and mental illness on the streets? Alas, the earth is too dangerous, I'd better hurry up and apply for a visa to go to Mars!"

Guan Tianlong held the nutritional warehouse and laughed heartlessly.

The middle-aged man climbed around all his limbs, hugged Li Meiyang's thighs and said, "Yangyang, have you forgotten that we had vowed to have a vow under the moon? You said that as long as I pay for your mother for brain surgery, you are my person alive, and if you die, I am my dead?"

Li Meiyang kicked the man away, took out the Big Big Wolf spray in his butt pocket, and sprayed him dozens of times: "Go to your mother, your mother is going to have a brain surgery, your whole family needs a brain surgery!" After saying that, hello to Guan Tianlong, and then told the guard: "If this stupid x dares to break into the apartment, he will definitely beat him to death!" The guard wiped his sweat and said, "It must be. It must."

Guan Tianlong saw the pain hidden in the girl's clear eyes. He knew that what the middle-aged man who was lying on the ground was most certainly true. Li Meiyang was also a girl with a story! He carried the nutrition warehouse to the girl's room, helped the girl to debug the Internet, and was about to say goodbye and go back to the house to participate in Valentine's Day activities, but Li Meiyang hugged him from behind. Guan Tianlong turned his head and saw the girl crying with pear blossoms in rain. Tears were like the surging river, and the Yellow River flooded and out of control.

Guan Tianlong sighed, touched the tender flesh on Li Meiyang's waist with both hands, and comforted her while eating tofu, saying, "If you are cold, I will embrace you in my arms. If you hate, I will wipe away the tears for you. I can feel the deep pain in your heart, but I don't know where the source of this pain comes from. It is easy to backfire if I don't express my words. So I can only stand by you silently and let you know that no matter what, I am sharing your sorrow and confusion."

ps: I saw someone discussing the fairness of the game in the book review area. Actually, I never said it was fair. The purpose of the game company is to make money. If you spend money, you will feel comfortable than not spending money. Zhuxian, Zhengtu, World of Warcraft, Swordsman Love, Dungeon and Warriors, etc. Which game is better than spending money? Fair? Just kidding, is there any thing? Denmark’s personal income tax is up to 62.3%, Russia’s personal income tax is only 13%, and China’s personal income tax is 45%. Is this fair? Poor and eating meat and eating shrimps, leading cadres eat turtles, except for civil servants, all Chinese workers are workers, and the social rules are like this.
Chapter completed!