006 Green sky
006 Green ripples and sky
The green waves are rippling, the sky is silent, the young man rides on the dragon, and the beauty is as beautiful as jade.
In the southeast of the Great Wilderness territory, that is, in a valley with beautiful mountains and rivers at the intersection of Jiangsu Province and Zhejiang Province of the People's Republic of Chacha, a black-sailed boat sways with the flow. Under the bright sunshine, a whispering sound of yin came from the cabin.
A tall and handsome man with strong looks, surnamed Zhou Yu, and a singular name, Gongjin. He was born with a flaming birthmark between his eyebrows. He stood in a black-sailed boat, plucking the strings of the piano with one hand and playing music that was very harmonious with the surrounding environment. He held the beautiful facial features with the beautiful face and delicate appearance in the other hand, wearing a red robe, with a slender waist in the robe. Under his crotch was a cherry mouth with a green robe with a slightly plump figure. The chirping sound was the sound of this green robe with a flushed face, breathing in a breath, and was about to die.
"My husband, Gongjin, you, be gentle, my mouth is numb..." The green robe ** was breathing, rolling her eyes, white foam flowed from the corners of her mouth, and her clouds were blown by the breeze. The black hair scattered into a mess actually completely blocked the man's crotch, which had a very good mosaic effect.
Puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff.
Zhou Gongjin looked up at the sun, and the elegant music of the dinging spring water popped out of his hand, but he was doing piston movements like a small motor under his crotch. The girl in the red robe beside him held Zhou Gongjin's strong and powerful eight-pack abs in his hands and whispered in the man's ear: "Zhou Lang, Zhou Lang, everyone knows you are strong. Let me let go of my sister quickly. I am not satisfied. I will serve you."
Zhou Yu stopped moving, helped the beauty in green robe up, let her lie on the table in the black-sailed boat, raised her hips and pressed her hands against the wall, sighed and said, "My brother Sun Cebofu died in the battlefield to resist the invasion of the Xi tribe. When he was dying, he asked Zhou to take good care of his wife. How dare Zhou refuse to obey?"
The beauty in green robe stuck out her butt and gasped for a big mouthful. She heard this and hit Zhou Gongjin with anger and said coquettishly: "You are just taking care of your sister-in-law, you are a little heartless."
The beauty in red robe pouted her lips, which was very non-mainstream. She shouted with a reluctance: "Sister, if you don't want Zhou Lang, you will definitely not force you, why bother to behave when you get a cheaper one drop of semen? Ten drops of blood, Zhou Lang consumes several pounds of blood that is hard-working on you than the blood that was vomited by Zhuge Villager repeatedly."
Zhou Yu sang with a holy face: "The path of flowers has never been swept by a guest. The Pengmen was originally opened for you. A fairy cave was born in nature, and the infinite scenery was occupied." After saying that, he straightened his clone, picked the grass and searched for the snake, and ran home!
The beauty in red robe looked down and blushed, nodding **: "So wet and wet!"
"Uh... Xiao Xiao Qiao!" The green-robed beauty rolled her eyes, her legs were unsteady and she was about to rush. She quickly looked at the surging river and diverted her attention and said, "Gongjin, the way of heaven has been impermanent recently, and monsters are rampant. Lu Meng, the daughter of Lu Ziming's family, Lu Meng, I think she is not a thing in the pool."
Puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff.
The green-robed beauty Da Qiao opened the pier, the red-robed beauty Xiao Qiao pushed her butt, Zhou Yu. Gongjin played the piano while closing his eyes to enjoy the blessing of Qi people while absent-mindedly answering Da Qiao's words: "When Lu Mengru was born, there was a white rainbow running through the sun and a phoenix phoenix circling the beam, so she was naturally not an ordinary person. This year, the girl was only seven or eight years old, and she actually understood the Tiger Guard Realm and [Divine Light Shining] skills. Even if I wanted to deal with her, I had to get out of ten moves."
The beauty of the red robe who was pushing her butt was surprised to touch Zhou Yu's back, and asked incrediblely: "Ten moves? How is this possible? Zhou Lang is known as the most powerful combat power under the heavens..."
The beauty in green robe was also upset. She agreed to her sister in anger: "Well, um, uh, uh, yes, Zhou Lang's comprehensive strength, no matter which aspect, immediately step down, and beside the bed, they are a hundred times stronger than Sun Jian and Sun Ce. They are both known as the top ten below the heavens. I think Zhou Lang's title of the most powerful person below the heavens is definitely not fiction."
Zhou Yu held two beauties in one hand, with a very satisfied smile on his face, looking at the surging river, and patiently explained: "In the past ten thousand years, for some unknown reason, there will always be one sacred ten heavenly beings, one hundred dragon generals and one thousand tiger guards in this world. However, since the eyes in the sky were young, the reserve energy in my body has increased day by day. Han Dangzhou Tai, Ling Tong Huang Gai and other generals are said to have also broken through the tiger guards and reached the level of dragon generals. There are currently eight dragons in our Jiangnan.
Generals, not to mention Western Shu and Northern Wei, the legend of the sacred, ten heavenly men and hundred dragon generals has become a thing of the past. According to the news that our Jiefan Army reported in Western Shu, the Five Tiger Generals of Shu Kingdom, the General of the Army, Zhao Yun, the Hou of Shunping, Zhao Yun, the Hou of Shunping, the General of the Later General, the General of the Cavalry, Ma Chao, the General of the Cavalry, and the General of the Cavalry, and Zhang Fei, the General of the Carriage, all of them have broken through the Dragon General and reached the realm of Heaven and Man. Haha, if the Ten Heavenly Man in the world are in the West, Western Shu will occupy the fifth, then other forces will not have to mess around. Everyone will wipe their necks and commit suicide."
The gunfight continued. Two hours later, the beauty in green robe collapsed as mud, and the beauty in red robe gave Zhou Yu a charming look and said in a low voice: "Is it my turn?" Zhou Yu laughed, pulled Xiao Qiao and continued to charge, from Jianye to Yuzhang, the captain of the black snail broke the waves, and Zhou Gongjin was swaying. However, although he was trying his best to revel in his heart, he could not erase the worry in his eyes: "Every fifty years, everyone in the world will inexplicably lose their memory. If it weren't for my chance to invent something like [Diary], but I still don't know when it will be played with by God. Calculate the day, it's time for the memory to be erased again."
Shu Kingdom, Jingzhou City, Former General's Mansion.
At this time, it was clearly the spring of March with grass growing and birds flying, and there was vitality everywhere, but in the backyard of the former General's Mansion, there was a bleak autumn wind everywhere, and there was a desolate atmosphere everywhere.
A man with a hat with a hat that could not see clearly his facial features, but had a thick and sturdy face and a black neck and chin as black as the bottom of a pot. He carried a long knife with a nine-foot-five-inch long and inlaid with a dragon-drinking moon-swallowing pattern in the blade, standing quietly under an old tree with yellow leaves, looking at the middle of the yard with a red face with a lying eyebrow with a phoenix eyebrow, a green robe and a cuckold on his head.
This great man was a scattered man who rode a thousand miles apart and killed seven generals of the Qin Dynasty. He broke into the Afang Palace alone and was like entering a state of no one. He was 200-level boss ten thousand years ago, and ten thousand years later, the celestial beings were about to break through the sacred Guan Yu and Guan Yunchang, who was trembling in China.
Guan Yu was holding a pedicure knife in his hand, and in front of him were piled up bamboo slips. He squinted his eyes, had his beard, and his head tilted. While recalling the major events that have happened in the past fifty years, he carved all of these major events on the bamboo slips. He has been doing this for thousands of years. Although he is so frugal with gold, Guan Yu can never use two words that can be expressed in one word. However, over the years, the bamboo slips in front of him weigh at least five or six tons. He can read them from beginning to end, and it can't be finished in ten or eight years.
"For fifty years in the world, everything seems like a dream. No matter how you step into a joint camp, you can run across the world, and you will die in a flash, and you will be in the present!" Guan Yu looked at the bamboo slips piled up in front of him, and took a scroll casually. He opened it and closed it again. He thought to himself that this is really something he had experienced before? Why don't he have any impression of it? Since that's the case, what's the point of engraving records?
Bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang, someone smashed the door outside the yard. Guan Gong frowned and signaled Zhou Cang, who was carrying the knife, to come and take a look.
Zhou Cang also frowned. His personal soldiers hurriedly ran over and opened the door and were about to scold him. When he saw that he looked like he was facing each other, he quickly knelt down on one knee and shouted: "Please, Master!"
Zhou Cang leaned on the Qinglong Yanyue Sword and turned his head to see Guan Ping running over from outside, lifting his armor and stomping. He walked a long way away and shouted, "Father, the third uncle came from Chengdu, and he is now outside the mansion."
"Huh?" Guan Yu whined, and Guan Ping felt a biting cold wind passing by him, as if even his body and soul were frozen, and he could no longer use any strength in his body.
The third uncle is naturally Zhang Fei and Zhang Yide, a man from Yan, but his younger brother is not a soldier under Zhang Fei, but Guan Yu's youngest son Guan Tianlong. Speaking of this Guan Tianlong, it is amazing. For tens of thousands of years, except for ordinary people in this world, no one can have children except for ordinary people. Of course, they will basically not die. Even if they die, they will be reborn and reborn as human beings. Fifty years later, they are surprised by this. They all think it is natural, but Guan Yu's son completely broke this deadlock. Ten years ago, Guan Yu's wife Hu, dreaming of a centipede drilling into her crotch every night. It's very real.
, she was so scared that she ran from Chengdu to Jingzhou for the fourth month. She didn't care about other things and had to bed with Guan Yu every day to sleep soundly. It's strange that since she came to Jingzhou and hugged her man, the centipede never fell asleep again. As time went by, Hu actually got bigger. This was a new atmosphere that had never been seen in a thousand years. Anyone who had a friendship with Guan Yu, whether it was enemies or friends, posted a post to accumulate him, and he was very brave. No matter whether it was on or under the bed, he was invincible. Especially Liu Bei and Zhang Fei, two brothers, even ran from Chengdu to Jingzhou City, which was called to examine the people's conditions. In fact, I wanted to discuss with Guan Lao 2 how to make the women pregnant.
Guan Yu was very reserved on the surface. He read the scriptures day by day, read the history day by day, write bamboo when he was angry, and paint orchid when he was happy, and opened his mouth and said, shut up, a good general even wanted to transform into a corrupt scholar. In fact, he didn't know why he suddenly became a genital. He made his wife pregnant with her first shot, and was forced to be useless by her elder brother and third brother. Guan Yu told the truth, but Zhang Fei and Liu Bei were beaten to death. The two pointed at their noses and scolded Guan Lao 2 for being unkind. Guan Yu was so angry that his back teeth hurt. He thought to himself what society is, why no one believed me? In anger, he made up a lie, saying that he ate garlic every day, three times a day, eating three pounds a day, and persisting for three years will definitely make his wife pregnant. Whoever is not pregnant is the problem of his wife!
Before he could leave the yard, the lie was heard by the undercover sent by Jiefanjun from the Eastern Wu. He reported to his superiors, and then to the superiors, which were spread to Chaisang. After hearing this, all the civil and military officials of the Eastern Wu felt that Guan Yu was nonsense. Only Lu Meng and Lu Ziming believed in Guan Gong's character, three meals a day, three pounds of garlic each meal. As a result, after two years of persistence, his wife became pregnant and gave birth to a girl named Lu Mengru. This Lu Mengru was also extraordinary. When he was born, he could speak, read the Book of Songs at one year old, read the Red Mansion at two years old, read the Golden Boat at three years old, and beat the golden bottle at four years old, and he was beaten to the point of being a fool at five years old. He had learned to seduce his father's personal soldiers at five years old, and deceived his personal soldiers to buy candy for her. He said that when he bought candy, she would be his wife when he grew up. If he didn't buy candy, he told Lu Meng that he teased his daughter. The personal soldiers had no choice but to buy it.
There is no airtight wall in the world. Lu Mengru's story reached the ears of the generals of Chaisang. After hearing this, the Lord Wu Sun Quan laughed and personally circulated Lu Mengru into the palace and asked her to imitate Cao Zhi's seven steps to make a poem. Lu Mengru curled her lips disdainfully, and after taking three steps, she chanted her hand so wet: "The moon is hazy, the bird is hazy, the brother and sister are hiding through the grass, the brother takes out a caterpillar, and the sister is so embarrassed that her face is red, the caterpillar drills into the hole, and the sister screams in pain."
After hearing this, Lord Wu Sun Quan praised Lu Mengru as the world's number one child prodigy.
The news spread throughout the world with detailed works by various countries. Qin Emperor and Han Wu, Tang Emperor and Song Zu, Genghis Khan, Cao Cao and Meng De all felt that Lu Mengru Wairui was powerful and Wairui was domineering, but Shu Lord Xuande Gong disdained and said, "What kind of child prodigy is purely a crazy child. If you want to talk about child prodigy, you will have to Guan Tianlong from my second brother's family."
Guan Tianlong was two years older than Lu Mengru, and was already seven years old at that time. Although he spoke in a slight voice, he already had the strength of a dragon general. Guan Tianlong went out to Taihang Mountain with Liu Chan and encountered 2,581 remnants of the Yellow Turbans. The seven-year-old boy carried two kitchen knives and used his unique skills [Qinglong Dance] to storm a sword blade, lasting for thirty seconds, and the cooling time was only twenty-nine seconds. When the Yellow Turbans were touched, they died and they ran into death. The sword blade storm only 5 minutes, causing 2,581 Yellow Turbans to flee. At this point, the Taihang Mountains have never picked up their own houses at night.
Pan Changhe, the coach of the Yellow Turban Que, who participated in that battle, was three inches tall. He escaped with his unique skills of digging holes. Afterwards, he recalled Guan Tianlong's cruelty and could wet his shoes while we heard about this. When General Zhang Jiao heard about this, he sighed that Pan Changhe was incompetent, and he had to sincerely praise Guan Tianlong's courage. He gave the child a couplet and wrote ten big words: Once he was imprisoned, he was afraid of fans for ten years.
In Jingzhou City, when Guan Yu heard that Zhang San and his youngest son were here, he could only put down the carving knife in his hand. As Guan Ping went out to pick up people, Guan Er and Zhang San hugged each other, and exchanged greetings without mentioning it. He only said that Guan Tianlong was ten years old this year, and was loved by everyone. Flowers bloomed when they saw them, and the car exploded when they saw them. He couldn't help but ravage them twice. But he still looked like a boy and a girl, saying that being handsome is worse than being beautiful. I don't know how many girls will be killed when they grow up.
After Guan Yu finished greetings with Zhang Fei, he asked the servants to prepare meals, eat and drink enough wine and meat, and naturally came to the backyard to prepare two tricks to digest food. Zhou Cang, Guan Ping, and Guan Tianlong were also following behind.
Guan Ping squinted his eyes and looked at the vigorous true energy of Guan Tianlong's body. He felt a little sour. He had been practicing hard for tens of thousands of years and had only been at the same level as his younger brother for ten years. Where can I make sense? He asked: "Brother Ren, I heard that you and the military advisor Zhuge carefully studied the three tombs, five classics, eight ropes and nine hills. He planned to take the route of a wise general who was both civil and military. Why did he run to Jingzhou City with his third uncle in three months? Could it be that something happened?"
Guan Tianlong's name is Guan Ren, whose courtesy name is Tianlong. Tianlong is his nickname, which is the nickname of centipede. Of course, he did not say that he said that he dreamed that a dragon from the sky, Qinglong came down to earth and was reincarnated into her belly and only then did he have it ten months after he got into it. Guan Tianlong thought that his father had the Qinglong Yanyue Sword, and he was reincarnated by Qinglong. This family and Qinglong were quite destined to be together, which seemed to make sense.
Hearing Guan Ping's question, Guan Tianlong sighed and said, "Uncle Zhuge is not kind. My son once said, "I am old and my wife and my wife and my wife. His wife Huang Yueying is a great beauty, but she is wearing a human skin mask every day to scare children. I have a keen eye to see her true appearance, but I don't care about this. I get familiar with Aunt Huang every few days. One night I was thundering and couldn't sleep. Uncle Zhuge and Mr. Liu discussed military affairs. I was idle, so I was idle. So I talked to Aunt Huang about life and ideals, and then I was driven out by Uncle Zhuge. It was very boring."
Guan Yu and Zhang Fei were all out of their internal strength, and two barriers of green and red wrapped them in the yard, and they were not worried that the attack would affect others. The two brothers had no skills in their training. They just punched me and kicked you, bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang
Zhang Fei punched Guan Yu's chin, Guan Yu raised his hand to block Zhang Fei's arm, and the two began to compete, and the blood vessels were several times thicker than the erectile erected like chicken 8: "Third brother, you guard the ground between Bashu and Jiuli, and you have the responsibility to resist the invasion of the barbarians. You have never dared to leave your post without permission. What is the important thing when you go to Jingzhou this time?"
Although Zhang Fei was also promoted to the celestial being, he was a new young man after all, and he was not as old as Guan Yu. While trying his best, he could chat freely. After a long time, he grinned and said, "Of course, two good news, one bad news, are you going to listen to that first?"
Guan Yu tilted his head, squinted his eyes and said, "Let's talk about it first."
Zhang Fei's chest was undulating, and his dark face was covered with sweat beads, saying, "The good news is that the world has changed a lot. Mengchang, the head of the Fire Cult in the Southern Xinjiang, went to Lingyun Cave last week to kill the Fire Kirin, gathered all the green dragon scales, white tiger teeth, vermilion bird wings, black woven armor, qilin heart, and five holy objects. They have broken through the shackles of the dragon general and become a celestial being, and have the blessing of the beast god, and can call on all beasts. Hey, southern Xinjiang will be worry-free from now on. Our 300,000 troops in Bashu can stay 50,000."
"Heavenly Man?" Guan Yu opened his eyes wide and said, "Are you serious?"
Zhang Fei laughed, with chopped green onions and shredded pork on his front teeth and said, "It's more real than real gold! Ten months ago, the pair of eyes in the sky disappeared. Zilong Mengqi and Huang Hansheng, I am now a god! Now I will tell you the bad news, you are going to be grandpa!"
"What?" Guan Yu was stunned. He didn't understand why it was bad news to be a grandfather?
Chapter completed!