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CHAPTER 1 FUCKED BY THE TOILET

Zhuo Yi stood like a fool at the intersection of the street. He had been wandering the street for ten hours, wandering from this street to that street, and then walking over. He was now completely lost and didn't know where he was.

During these ten hours, Zhuo Yi completely felt the prosperity of the city. The streets were full of traffic and endless streams, and there were a wide range of shops and goods on the streets.

It was not until this time that this guy truly believed in the fact that he had really traveled through time and space. Don’t look at Zhuo Yi’s reasoning in the hospital so happily, the inference is a reason after all. If you don’t check it yourself, Zhuo Yi, a cunning guy, would not be really willing.

Now Zhuo 15% is confirmed. This is the 1980s version of Hong Kong. Look at the rustic and shabby golden beetle carts, as well as the middle-part traitor heads, bell-bottom trousers, traditional Chinese signs at roadside stalls, Cantonese, Minnan, Chaoshan dialect, and even some local dialects are intertwined, all of which show that this is the city with a large tolerance - Hong Kong.

Zhuo Yi is an authentic 21st century dangling man, how could he appear here?

...

Zhuo Yi, a very handsome young man. God gave him a pair of charming eyes, but unfortunately he used to read pornographic films. His boring college career made him read everything randomly when he was tired of reading pornographic books, such as philosophy, social sciences, history and geography, and even languages ​​and characters.

Especially novels and comics, whether it is a master's article or a novel, as long as it is reasonable, it is his spiritual food. This guy is not good at using his brain, and he forgets while reading it. He belongs to the kind of person who knows a little bit of everything but is not proficient in anything.

Zhuo Yi likes to watch movies again and watches all kinds of movies, including Mandarin, Cantonese, English, and Japanese. Since a great master invented the computer fast broadcast, this guy has immediately become a die-hard fan of Teacher Cang and Teacher Ozawa.

Of course, people like Zhuo Yi will not be favored by teachers. Teachers generally favor rich students. Although Zhuo Yi is tall and handsome, he lacks this thing. Otherwise, this guy would be a "tall, rich and handsome".

Therefore, it can be seen that the old guy, God, is still very fair. He cannot give you endless sexual ability after giving you a beautiful woman. He may make you impotence and then face the beauty day and night.

Although Zhuo Yi has no money, he cannot resist the luck that people with hanging silk should have. This guy bought a domestic mobile phone online and actually won a free coupon for a three-day trip to Hong Kong and Macao, and also included a round-trip air ticket. This made him so happy that he had to sigh that the current competition in online sales has become so fierce.

"I don't know when I can read novels and vote for monthly tickets to get a microwave oven. I still have a microwave oven!" Zhuo Yi thought in a naughty way.

After completing the check-in procedures, Zhuo Yi finally had his first takeoff in his life.

However, what Zhuo Yi didn't know was that this would be the last takeoff in his life.

Then, he was lucky enough to sit next to him with a cute little kawaii beauty. Unfortunately, the little beauty was watching the "Shocking Heart" time-travel drama with her tablet and directly ignored him.

"If you don't look at me, a handsome guy next to you, you will look at the fourth prince who doesn't exist, and make fun of you." Zhuo Yi was narcissistic. "Let you see what hope is shattered."

"Little beauty, do you know what conditions need to be met to travel through time and space?" Zhuo Yi whispered.

The little beauty didn't want to deal with Brother Shuai next to her, but she was really interested in the topic of "traveling time and space", so she pressed a pause and looked up at Zhuo Yi curiously.

"The most reliable of the many space-time theories now is Hawking's 'wormhole theory'," Zhuo Yi pretended to be serious.

"Hawking believes that time is 'imperfect'. Just like the length, width and height of the world in the three-dimensional world, the fourth dimension is not 'perfect'. If you look flat, you will see even glass. Even if you look under a microscope, there will be fine cracks and wrinkles on the surface."

"Time is the same, it is not perfectly smooth. The cracks and wrinkles of time are the so-called quantum bubbles. They exist in the smallest range of measurement, even smaller than molecules and atoms. Quantum bubbles continue to form, disappear, and form again in the entire quantum world... Wormholes exist in it. Through these wormhole tunnels, you can travel through space and time...

Zhuo Yiyong doesn't remember which book is saying that fooling the little beauty. In fact, he has read a lot, but he really remembers very little. At this moment, in order to tease the little beauty and show his proficiency, he tried hard to recall.

"Oh! Then you can give an example," the little beauty asked with interest. Yishi's appearance as a good student was super satisfying Zhuo Yihao's vanity as a teacher.

"It is said that in August 1981, the British cruise ship of the 'Sea Breeze' disappeared in the Bermuda Sea Area, and the six people on the ship suddenly disappeared. Eight years later, the ship miraculously appeared on the radar in the original Bermuda sea area. The six people on the ship were not only safe, but also completely disappeared from aging. They had no idea about the past eight years and thought it was only a moment. Later, the highest secret biology institute in London found that their life characteristics were indeed exactly the same as eight years ago."

"They probably encountered an unstable wormhole by chance. They traveled through time and then back, but because of the unequal time, they passed by there for a moment, and eight years passed by us." Zhuo Yi said firmly. In fact, this guy is also a time travel enthusiast and usually likes to study space books.

...

The little beauty and Zhuo Yi were both silent for a long time, and were both immersed in the mystery and greatness of the space.

"Then, are there any examples of getting closer?" The little beauty got closer to Zhuo Yi, looking forward to her.

"Suck..." It smells so good! Could this be the fragrance of the legendary virgin? Zhuo Yi thought to himself, and pretended to rub his arms intentionally or unintentionally.

"Do you know? Last week, at my school, there was a high jump contestant who suddenly disappeared in full view of hundreds of spectators during the high jump contest. Listen, this is not a magic show. When he landed, it suddenly disappeared, just like an invisible pit on the ground, and he fell into it. Later, our principal ordered the excavator team to dig three feet to find him." Zhuo Yi's expression was like telling a ghost story, so weird and terrifying, but with excitement.

"Ah???" The little beauty hugged Zhuo Yi's arm in surprise and smiled simply and silly: "Is this true?"

"So plump! The little girl now!" Zhuo Yi, this bitch, was secretly pleased.

He said seriously: "Of course it's true. This incident has spread all over our school, and even the reporters from the TV station have come to interview him!" Zhuo Yi planned to brag his cowhide to the sky.

Of course, Zhuo Yi would never have guessed that his super cowhide made this little girl still very simple and honest, the first great scientist in human history to invent the time machine.

"Time and space are everywhere. Maybe one day when we go to the toilet, we will be flushed into another world by the toilet!" Zhuo Yi really planned to brag his cowhide to the sky, but that's right. This guy is now in the sky, and it's of course a bit extraordinary when he brawled his cowhide.

"Speaking of this, I'm really a little anxious. I'll go to the bathroom first."

After Zhuo entered the bathroom of the plane, he locked the door, ignored the notice "Please don't smoke" and lit a inferior cigarette and started smoking!

Suddenly, my legs felt hot, and when I looked down, I saw a strange scene.

I saw that my lower body was scattered like a bunch of small bubbles. Zhuo Yi suddenly remembered the scene of traveling through time and space in a movie "The Savior" starring Jet Li. Grass is not so nonsensical!

Before I could think about it carefully, I felt a kind of inhuman pain, as if my body was quickly dismembered from the body of molecules. It was also as if my body had been torn apart by time and space, disappearing inch by inch.

At this time, Zhuo Yi's powerful lung capacity was reflected. "Ah..." A non-human voice that seemed to have experienced the torture of hell on earth, and inhumane torture came from the bathroom. Everyone on the plane heard it. When the staff on the plane opened the bathroom vigorously, they found that there was no one inside, leaving only half of the unsmoked cigarettes.

The plane is sealed, how could a person disappear from the plane? Passengers were talking about it, each with their own opinions. Only one little girl firmly believed that Zhuo Yi was to let the toilet be taken away.

"He just let the toilet be taken away, and now he has traveled through time and space." The beautiful and innocent little girl swears authentically.

All the passengers, including the flight attendant's door, were frozen.

Seeing that no one believed in him, the little girl said angrily: "I will prove it to you, prove it to you, the eldest brother is not dead, he just traveled through time and space." However, there was a crying voice in his voice.
Chapter completed!
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