No one laughs.

Because everyone thinks this joke is not funny.

Su Dai's grandfather was named Su Wenlong, and he was a famous calligraphy master in China. The National Museum, Shangbiao, and world-class museums such as the Tokyo Museum and the Paris Museum have collected his works. It is said that the Su family of Jinghai is a branch of Su Shi, one of the eight great masters of the Tang and Song Dynasties. Mr. Su's regular script is straight and straight, and he deeply appreciates the "deep and simple" style of his ancestors.

The price of Mr. Su's calligraphy works per square foot is nearly one million, and it is a popular item in major auction houses. It is considered too modest to say that it is "a word of money".

However, now a young boy pointed at Su Wenlong's calligraphy work and said, "There is still a lot of room for improvement"... Isn't this too ridiculous?

Is this the same thing as when you pointing at Einstein and say, "Little Ai has good physics, but there is still huge room for improvement" and pointing at Li Bai and say, "The young man's poems are well written, but there is still huge room for improvement"?

The ignorant......Arrogant?

"Can this guy speak? He hasn't even heard of Mr. Su's name, right?"

"Young people nowadays just need to take videos and play games. It is a bit difficult for them to appreciate such elegant and profound works of art..."

"If you don't know, just talk less. It's not a joke to say such words? Xianqi is really true. How did you bring such a guy?"

"Maybe it's because he looks good? Do little girls nowadays don't like to find any little wolf dogs and puppies?"

"Hey... I didn't expect that chess is not immune to the vulgarity... I thought she was different from other women."

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Zhang Meng poked Yu Xianqi's arm and whispered: "Please keep your boyfriend... you will be laughed at..."

She was sincerely considering her friends. Yu Xianqi brought Ao Ye on such occasions, and her attitude was self-evident. If she was following the long-term development path, it is more important to leave a good impression on her friends around her as much as possible.

After all, who would like to be pointed at the back and scolded "her man is mentally retarded"?

"She is not my boyfriend." Yu Xianqi explained. Seeing Ao Ye standing in the middle of the crowd and being besieged, he said powerlessly: "I can't care about him..."

Ao Ye has a relatively "unique" personality. When he first met, he said that he was a dragon. It was difficult to change his wrong perception after repeated corrections.

He seemed to live in his own world, and was a little out of place with everything in front of him.

Yu Xianqi knew that if he tried to persuade him, Ao Yehui pointed out in public that the character "what else needs to be improved."

Isn’t this a more slap in the face?

With such concern, Yu Xianqi walked over and took Ao Ye's arm and said, "Didn't you just say you were thirsty? Let's sit there and have a tea..."

She was going to take Ao Ye away to prevent him from being attacked by these people. After all, this was her life-saving benefactor.

"I never said I was thirsty." Ao Ye said. "Is there any frozen Coke?"

"...... Yes." Yu Xianqi gritted his teeth and said, "You go and sit there, and I'll ask the waiter to send you frozen Coke."

"Okay then." Ao Ye agreed.

When there was no Coke before, he had drunk tea soup for hundreds of years... and for a while, he had a smell of onion, ginger and garlic when he opened his mouth, which was like eating spicy hot pot just now.

Lu Yu recorded in "Tea Classic: Five Brewing": "Or use onion, ginger, jujube, orange peel, dogwood, mint, etc., boil it for a hundred boiling, or boil it to smooth it, or boil it to remove the foam, and discard the water from the ditch, and the customs are endless."

In other words, in the past, I had to cook the tea soup with green onions, ginger, red dates, orange peel, dogwood, mint or anything you could think of, and then drink the soup. So many things were stewed together, and it was a dark dish.

Therefore, no matter how good the tea is now, it has no temptation to Ao Ye.

"Ao Ye..." Seeing Ao Ye leaving, Su Dai immediately spoke out to stop him.

Ao Ye turned around, looked at Su Dai and asked, "What's the matter?"

"You said that our old man's handwriting still has room for improvement... I want to ask, where there are still improvements?" Su Dai looked at Ao Ye with a gloomy face and asked in a bad tone.

"Wow!"

Su Dai opened his mouth and everyone looked over with fun.

Everyone present knew that nerds like Yuxianqi and have liked them since their school days...

The nerd liked Yuxianqi for so many years, and also waited for Yuxianqi for so many years. Finally, he waited until the goddess returned to China and worked in the same laboratory. He got the moon first. The fish that got up early was eaten by the cat...

Everything is moving towards the ideal state.

But something desperate happened, no, it was Ao Ye who appeared... Yu Xianqi actually got together with this freshman like lightning, and even brought him to an extremely private friend gathering.

For Su Dai, isn’t this a bolt from the blue?

When Ao Ye said that Mr. Su's word "there is still a lot of room for improvement", although everyone criticized Ao Ye, they would not stand up in public to attack and accuse him... After all, Su Dai's grandfather is not their grandfather, so they are unwilling to be this pioneer.

However, deep down they hoped that Su Dai would stand up.

It is reasonable for Su Dai to stand up, but it is simply unreasonable not to stand up.

So, when Su Dai asked Ao Ye, they knew that a big show was about to begin.

In their eyes, this is a battle between art and a battle between rivals in love.

"What? Do you think there is nothing?" Ao Ye looked at Su Dai with a puzzled look and asked back.

“…”

Su Dai certainly thinks there is...

No, Su Dai certainly can't say "no".

This thing is not an upgrade game, and it cannot be upgraded after the maximum level. Could it be that grandpa’s artistic achievements stop here?

I'm afraid my grandfather is unhappy when he hears this?

Su Dai lowered his head and held his glasses, using this action to relieve his embarrassment and shock. Unexpectedly, this young boy knew how to dig a hole for him?

"The sea of ​​art is hard to do, who can say that he has achieved the best in the world..."

"I can say it." Ao Ye interrupted Su Dai's words and said out loud.

"...... So, are you very confident in your own words?" Su Dai asked in a deep voice.

"Of course." Ao Ye said. He looked at Su Dai thoughtfully and said, "Are you very angry?"

"Whoever hears someone humiliates his elders..."

Ao Ye waved his hand and said impatiently: "I don't humiliate, I just tell the truth."

“……”

This is a greater humiliation.

"Don't be angry, either." Ao Ye said: "After you asked them to spread the words, I felt that there were many flaws, but I didn't mean to correct them. After all, I also know the principle of being kind to others. I am not a lighter, so I ignite the fire whenever I see people?"

“……”

You are much more fierce than lighters.

"It's enough to be proud of ordinary people to write to this level. However, you clicked my name and insisted on letting me stand up and comment on this text... Then I have to tell the truth."

"What do you mean...I took the initiative to invite you to humiliate my grandfather?" Su Dai's angry face was full of anger, and he was about to rush over to fight Ao Ye with "I'll die."

"Isn't that the case? Everyone has seen it."

“…”

"Now you are really angry, right? Is it uncomfortable to be angry, right?" Ao Ye looked at the corners of Su Dai's eyes and eyebrows and said, "When I said your grandfather's handwriting is not good, you are actually not angry at all, right? Not only are you not angry, but you feel a little "slightly happy" in your heart? Is it the kind of happy feeling that a fish is caught?"

"What does it mean?" Su Dai was shocked and asked.

"You like Yu Xianqi, I know, everyone present knows it." Ao Ye glanced at Yu Xianqi and said out loud.

Su Dai smiled and said, "I have never concealed this. How can I hide it if I like this kind of thing?"

"The first time we met, you found that I was "competitive" in nature. It was like a dragon that only knew how to rush around. It broke the south wall and broke the ridge and broke its own horns and never retreated. Is it?"

"So what if you find it? So what if you don't find it? What's your personality? What does it have to do with me?" Su Dai asked back and thought, do you really know what you think?

"I insisted on coming to this friend party, but Yu Xianqi didn't refuse. You must be very unwilling to accept it, so you made a scheming, wanting to ruin my reputation in your small circle, and it was a mess... You want to ruin me. At least, you want Yu Xianqi to be ashamed to be with me, and it also makes others think that I am an idiot, mentally retarded, useless little white face. right?"

"Ao Ye, I don't know what you are saying..." Su Dai shouted loudly. "Don't swear."

"So, you ran back and asked your grandfather to write this letter for Zhang Meng. Just say it, just treat it as a joyful thing. But you insist on letting me, a freshman in college, come out to comment... Isn't this the meaning very obvious? Sima Zhao's heart is well known to everyone."

"I don't."

"If I were an ordinary college student like Ye Xin, wouldn't I have been hit by your trick? What could he comment? It was to put a gold on your Su family's face. It was to say it was a foolish person who had no self-knowledge. Whether I said it was OK or not, the Su family would be the one who would benefit in the end. After living for so many years, what kind of destruction has never been encountered? What kind of thoughts can't guess? I'm really smart. Don't always use such idiotic means to provoke me, okay?"

"You're talking nonsense."

Ao Ye's pretty face raised slightly, as proud as a little fox, and said out loud: "Luckily, I'm not an ordinary college student like Ye Xin... Do you know why I am willing to cooperate with you? It's because my handwriting is indeed better than what your grandfather wrote."
Chapter completed!