Chapter 4 The shit goes out and runs away
It was around 5 pm in the Shen period, and it was the time for the major brothels to be guests. Jiang Xia had just finished drinking and having dinner with Han Yu. At this moment, Han Yuzheng summoned all the servants of Qunfang Pavilion, the big teapot and the Turtle Lord announced that Jiang Xia was promoted to Mr. Study.
Mr. Study House is a character with a unique status in Qunfang Pavilion. He doesn't care about anyone, but he is not controlled by anyone, and is directly responsible for Kang's mother. If this is the case, it is naturally a big deal. The reason for his outstanding status is that Mr. Study House is usually the only person who knows literacy except for the two top courtesans and Kang's mother in the store.
Who would like to be a bald man with hair? The servants in Qunfang Pavilion, the big teapot, the guitar and the girl would not come here to do this errand that was criticized and discredited. Can't you just set up a stall on the street to help people write and read books?
Nowadays, it is really the saying, "Everything is inferior to reading." Take the scholars on the street who help others write letters for home. If you write a letter of home that is less than 500 words, you will have to write a letter of home that is less than 500 words, and you will have to pay more. If you go to find someone, you will have to be more cautious. Otherwise, they will just turn their eyes and throw them to you, "My ink treasure is not here, please give me a word." Then you will ignore you.
It means "My handwriting is not that valuable, you can do whatever you want." The study room teacher in the store is different. After all, he is his own person. He usually just needs to serve him with kind words and ask him to write a letter from home for him. As for studying for letters from home, it is only five or six cents most of the time.
Hearing that Jiang Xia was promoted to Mr. Study Room, he slept with him in the same room and slept with him at night, Zhao Yougua, the servant next to him, couldn't help but say, "Mr. Han, this is not in accordance with the rules. I don't know Jiang Xia. Can he be a Mr. Study Room even if he doesn't know a big word?"
Han Yu frowned, stared at Zhao Yougua and shouted, "Did you interrupt when I speak? Also, who told you that my brother Jiang doesn't know the big words?"
Han Yu's words "My Brother Jiang" immediately made everyone understand that Jiang Xia had climbed Han Yu's high branch. Everyone's eyes when they looked at Jiang Xia immediately changed. Han Yu was originally going to scold Zhao Yougua, but Jiang Xia grabbed Han Yu's arm and said, "Brother Han, brother was just a small servant before, and now he has become a study room teacher and is normal for everyone to have some doubts. Don't get angry."
After saying that, Jiang Xia looked at Zhao Yougua and said, "Yougua, let me prove to you that I am a literate person. Do you have any letters to me? I will read them for you."
"Yes." Zhao Yougua immediately took out a letter from her arms and gave it to Jiang Xia, "I spent ten cents to read this letter to Mr. Lu on the East Street. Don't try to fool me."
Jiang Xia shook her head with a smile, took the letter, pulled the letter out of the envelope, shook it open, took it, and glanced, and said, "I have Guawuer, I hope everything is well when I see the letter from you a few days ago. I have received the letter from your family. I learned that you have a stable life in Shuntian Mansion and are my father..."
Jiang Xia read the letter to Zhao Yougua word for word, and then he raised his head and said, "Yougua, did I read it wrong?"
"It's amazing, so you really recognize words?" Zhao Yougua said with wide eyes.
Although he couldn't memorize the content of Jiang Xia's recitation, he remembered that the sounds were exactly the same, so it was basically certain that Jiang Xia's recitation was almost the same. As soon as Zhao Yougua finished speaking, Han Yu couldn't help but curse again: "Your grandma's words are useless, can the illiterate brother Jiang be a study room?"
Jiang Xia looked at Zhao Yougua and said, "Yougua, your father asked you to reply to him as soon as possible. Why don't I write a letter for you now?"
"Now?" Zhao Yougua shook her head: "It's only seventeen, and there are more than ten days left before the monthly payment. I don't have any pens for you."
"Just write a few words, what kind of pen is needed?" Jiang Xia nodded to Huang Dayong at the counter. Huang Dayong quickly took the pen, ink, paper and inkstone and put it in front of Jiang Xia. Huang Dayong is the person in charge of collecting money in Qunfang Pavilion, but he would count some money and write down the account. He would catch the more complicated words as soon as he encountered them.
After taking the pen, ink, paper and inkstone, Jiang Xia said to Zhao Yougua: "Yougua, come and read it, I will write it. Let's try to get it faster and don't delay everyone's start of work."
"Okay! OK!" Zhao Yougua nodded vigorously and began to recite. He was writing while chanting Jiangxia. As he was chanting, Zhao Yougua started crying. He had too many words to say, an old father and an old mother, two brothers, sister-in-law and three sisters all wanted to greet him. But out of habit, he read "I heard that my elder brother went up the mountain to herd cattle a few days ago and fell down his leg, and I don't know how it is now." Zhao Yougua probably had 500 words.
Five hundred words are a threshold for the charge of family letters. Zhao Yougua didn't dare to read it anymore. He was afraid that he would ask him to collect money after reading it again. Han Yu also lost his patience. Originally, he allowed Jiang Xia to write at this time to prove to everyone that he is a person who can read and write.
Han Yu said, "Okay, okay, it's enough to write for you for so long, but it's not enough to charge you. If you collect the letter, you will stand by."
"Yes..." Zhao Yougua carefully blew the ink dry, holding it and was about to retreat aside. Han Yu shouted: "Slow!"
He took the letter Jiang Xia wrote for him from Zhao Yougua, and glanced at him and praised: "Brother Jiang, you are so handsome."
Although Han Yu was not very literate, he finally had more knowledge and could understand it more or less. Jiang Xia wrote a letter from home for Zhao Yougua using Dong Qichang's Dong's calligraphy. He paid attention to regular regular script and was a classic in regular script. Looking at this glance, even those who are illiterate find it pleasing to the eye.
Jiang Xia smiled and said, "Let Brother Han laugh. If Brother Han has any letters to write in the future, come to find your brother as soon as possible. Brothers promise not to receive the penny."
"Is that so? Then brother thanked me first, hahaha..." Han Yu showed closeness to Jiang Xia in front of everyone. In this way, everyone knew that Jiang Xia was Han Yu's brother. I believe that no one in Qunfang Pavilion dared to bully Jiang Xia in the future.
Jiang Xia took the letter from Han Yu and handed it to Zhao Yougua. He patted him on the shoulder and said, "If you have anything to say but you don't finish it, come to me later, I will write it for you, and there will be no additional charge."
Zhao Yougua looked at Jiang Xia. He didn't expect that he had questioned him just now and he was willing to help him. Zhao Yougua immediately knelt down on the ground and kowtowed to Jiang Xia a few times and said, "Thank you Mr. Jiang, thank you Mr. Jiang."
"Hey, what are you doing with Yougua? Get up quickly, if I don't get up, I won't write a letter for you." Jiang Xia said while helping Zhao Yougua up. In just a short time, he had already changed from Jiang Xia to "Mr. Jiang".
Han Yu saw that it was getting late, and the guests were almost coming, so he pointed to a few servants and said, "You guys stay and help Brother Jiang move the house, and let the rest separate and do their own things."
"Yes!" Everyone dispersed together, and then the servants from Han Yudian stayed to help Jiang Xia move. Jiang Xiasheng became the study room, so his residence was on the third floor of Qunfang Pavilion. In the past, only two people in the store were qualified to live on the third floor, one was Han Yu and the other was He Chaoxi. Now He Chaoxi has been cut off and driven out of Qunfang Pavilion, so Jiang Xia moved into He Chaoxi's residence.
Just after moving, Jiang Xia was going to give everyone a few cents as hard work, but before he could even give it a move, he heard a woman's roar: "Kang Qingyan, you bitch, get out of here!"
Hearing this voice, Han Yu's face immediately sank. He couldn't help but shake his head and said, "Oh my God, this shrew is here again."
"Shy? Who?" Jiang Xia couldn't help asking.
Han Yu looked at Jiang Xia with some surprise, and said, "You won't know, right? The boss of Chunyilou at the end of the street, Mama Li, her eldest brother is the governor of Shuntian Mansion, and is an eighth-rank master, so we dare not do anything to her. I don't know why Mama Kang messed with this shrew this time. It's probably because she dug up Mama Li's girl again."
"Oh? Let's go out and have a look." Jiang Xia pulled Han Yu and walked towards the front hall.
When I arrived at the entrance door of the front hall, Kang's mother was hiding behind the door. When I heard the footsteps, Kang's mother was startled and turned her head to see that it was Jiang Xia and Han Yu. Then she felt relieved. Kang's mother said to Han Yu: "Mr. Han, it depends on you. Go and get the shrew away."
Han Yu looked at Kang's mother with a embarrassed look: "Mom Kang, I...you also know that her brother is Governor Li from Shuntian Mansion. I dare not move. Last time I went to pull her, she dug several holes."
While Han Yu was talking to Kang's mother, Jiang Xia secretly looked into the hall through the door. Fortunately, there was no guest coming, so the only mother Li was cursing in the hall. It was terrifying that Li's mother indeed looked like a shrew, fat, ugly and short. Her mouth was as big as a big soup bowl, and her eyes were as small as soybeans. Her feet were short and round as if they were like a ball.
The content of her scolding at this moment was also very ugly, but it was roughly repeated. For example, "Kang Qingyan, you are a bitch, you are the one whore you are a bitch, a bitch who gets killed by thousands of swords..."
When she was young, Kang's mother was a courtesan. She learned how to curse people by piano, chess, calligraphy and painting. So she couldn't do anything to Li's mother. Her face turned pale and said in a deep voice: "Han Yu, if you send the order, if anyone dares to get this shrew away, I will reward her with ten taels of silver."
Ten taels? Jiang Xia's eyes lit up when he heard this. He observed it for a while and swallowed and asked, "Mom Kang, it may be a bit difficult to get her away. Can you scold her away?"
"Call her away?" Kang Qingyan suddenly became excited. She happily held Jiang Xia's hands and said, "If you can scold her away, I will give you twenty taels!"
"Twenty taels?" Jiang Xia's breathing was slightly rapid, and he nodded heavily and said, "Okay, I'll just try it."
When Jiang Xia was about to go out, Han Yu pulled him, looking at Jiang Xia with a tragic look as if he was instructing a warrior to go out and said, "Brother, be careful."
Jiang Xia nodded heavily and said, "Don't worry, brother."
After saying that, Jiang Xia was about to go out. Suddenly he saw Kang Qingyan had an ink in his hand. He guessed that Kang Qingyan should have used it to sign a contract with someone. It seemed that Kang Qingyan had really dug up the other party's girl. Jiang Xia's eyes turned and said, "Mom Kang, lend me some of your ink ink."
After saying that, Jiang Xia wiped some of it with her hands before Kang Qingyan agreed.
Walking out of the door, Jiang Xia happened to hear the mother Li scolding: "Kang Qingyan, you bitch, I'll fuck your grandpa."
"Hey!" Jiang Xia yelled: "Bitch, who are you scolding?"
"Bitch scolds Kang Qingyan from Qunfang Pavilion!" Mother Li replied without hesitation.
Jiang Xia nodded and said, "It turns out that it's a bitch who is scolding us, Mama Kang, you are self-aware."
"Hahaha..." Hearing Jiang Xia's answer, the girls and workers of Qunfangge who were still silent just now burst into laughter.
When Mom Li heard this, she realized that she had fallen into Jiang Xia's words. She was furious and pointed at Jiang Xia's nose and scolded loudly: "You bastard, I'll fuck your grandpa."
Jiang Xia bowed to Li's mother and said, "Then I'll thank you for my grandfather. Although you look fat and ugly like a pig, you are finally younger than my grandfather. Being close to my grandfather is not considered as insulting him."
"Hahaha..." The people from Qunfang Pavilion burst into laughter again.
Kang Qingyan grabbed Han Yu's arm excitedly and said, "I said so well, I said so well. Jiang Xia is really a talent."
Li's mother went wild. At this moment, she turned on the rampage mode, and her combat power soared to 10,000 points... Oh, no. At this moment, she instantly shouted: "You die a bastard, triangular eyes, wind-catching ears, garlic nose, shoes and raking faces, giving birth to a son without an asshole, giving birth to a daughter is a prostitute. I curse your whole family to die a bad death."
"You are a dead goblin. You don't eat pigs or eat dogs. You will feel disgusting when you smell it. You look like a pig, and it's better to look at it carefully. You look like a pig. If you look like this, I really don't want to discriminate against you. After all, this is the arrangement of fate. It is the retribution you received in this life when you saw the grievances that Mr. Wang had suffered from taking a bath in the previous life. But I have to talk about you. Why did you go out in the sky and day? It's okay to say that if you scare people, what should you do if you scare ghosts? Do you want to let ghosts be scared to death again?
You are so embarrassed to say that I have no asshole for a son. Don’t you know that your asshole is on the doorstep? Do you know why you say that?"
Jiang Xia asked loudly at the people in Qunfang Pavilion. The people in Qunfang Pavilion were curious and asked, "Why?"
"Because she was spraying all over her mouth as soon as she came in. How could she be so smelly if she hadn't had her anal and a face on her mouth? Oh, let's not talk, I'm so close to you, I want to vomit." Jiang Xia seemed to want to vomit.
Kang Qingyan was so excited that she suddenly remembered the rare orgasms in her life. When she looked at Jiang Xia's swearing, she couldn't help but sigh, "How can she be so handsome?" It's so unreasonable."
As the head of the Thousand Sects, Jiang Xia can not only play elegantly, but also proficient in vulgarity. He once played seven people alone and deceived a wealthy businessman for more than 30 million yuan, so a shrew like this is just a drizzle for Jiang Xia. With Li's mother's vocabulary, she is at best an apprentice, and there is no way to compare with a master-level master like Jiang Xia.
Swearing is an art. It emphasizes the amount of vocabulary and the exquisiteness of creativity. Swearing must be clear and organized, and you must be progressive in layers. You must always be stable and not sad or happy. At the same time, you must be touched by the onlookers to follow your own rhythm, so that your opponent can only stop after being angry with the Buddha and the Buddha ascend to heaven.
Li's mother kept gasping for breath. For the first time in her life, she realized what it means to be so angry. She was furious and shouted as soon as she recovered: "You dying bastard, you are looking for death!"
After saying that, Li's mother rushed towards Jiang Xia.
"Be careful, Jiangxia." At this moment, the girls and workers on the second and third floors of Qunfang Pavilion called out one after another. Unfortunately, they were all late. Jiangxia was pushed back by Li's mother and flew backwards. When he hit the ground, he sprayed a mouthful of blood, and then stood up shakingly with blood on his face.
Jiang Xia walked towards Li's mother with difficulty, and he said vaguely: "Don't leave... Kill someone to pay for his life..."
"Ah!!!" Mother Li screamed, and was immediately scared to pee her pants. She shouted loudly: "Don't come over, don't come over, help me!!!"
After saying that, Mother Li turned around and ran outside Qunfang Pavilion. She tripped over the threshold when she didn't pay attention. She had fallen hard, but without thinking, she got up and ran out the door.
"Jiang Xia!" Kang Qingyan was shocked when she saw Jiang Xia like this. She hurriedly ran over. Jiang Xia stood up straight and wiped the "bloody" on her face with her sleeves, saying, "Don't leave if you have the ability, let's scold her for another 300 rounds!"
Originally, the people in Qunfang Pavilion were frightened by Jiang Xia's appearance and thought Jiang Xia was really seriously injured. But now, when they saw Jiang Xia rubbing the "blood" on his face with his sleeve, they realized that Jiang Xia was pretending, and there was no need to guess that he knew that the cinnabar ink was applied on his face.
Seeing Kang Qingyan and Han Yu running over, Jiang Xia clasped her fists at Kang Qingyan and said, "Report to Kang's mother, Jiang Xia returned from triumphantly. The enemy was killed so hard that she was not left with her armor... Huh? What's the smell? It's so sexy..."
When Jiang Xia saw a pool of inexplicable water marks appearing at the location where Li’s mother was standing just now, he added with a serious expression: “Well, the enemy finally fled.”
Kang Qingyan smiled and beat Jiang Xia's chest and said, "It's a beautiful job. Come to my room later to receive the reward."
"Xie Kang's mother rewarded her." Jiang Xia said with a smile.
At this moment, Han Yu shouted loudly: "Okay, okay, don't watch it anymore, everyone prepares, and the guests are about to arrive."
At this time, I don’t know who called out: “Jiangxia is so good.” Then the entire Qunfang Pavilion heard thunderous applause for a long time.
Chapter completed!