Chapter 138: Curse in front of Taifu
"The spring scenery is infinitely good, but I can't touch it. It's so wet, it's so wet."
When he woke up in the morning, Jiang Xia shook his head and said.
These days, everyone in Yin's mansion is very busy, busy preparing for the wedding of Jiang Xia and Yin Shiqin. Jiang Xia is also very busy. Almost every night he would sneak into Yin Tianhao's study or bedroom to find the so-called account book. It's just that looking for a needle in a haystack is really a bit like looking for a needle in a haystack.
Several times Jiang Xia had the impulse to rush directly into the secret room behind the ancestral hall to reveal her identity to Yin Qingxue, hoping that she could help her. However, in the end, Jiang Xia still endured it. If Yin Qingxue did not agree to help her, the whole thing would be bad.
Of course, when Jiang Xia went to find the account book every night, she did not forget to continue to go to Yin Jiaojiao's house. After lifting the tiles, she admired Yin Jiaojiao's delicate body with a purely admiring art.
What are Yin Jiaojiao's measurements? Where is a mole on her calf? How long is her legs? Jiangxia already knows clearly. Unfortunately, she can't see and touch it. It's like a mirror, water and moon, which is just arousing imagination.
Calculate the time, today should be the day when the Taifu Banquet is held. Because I had promised Yin Jiaojiao to go to the banquet with her before, Jiang Xia got up early to wash and dress up. After finishing the tidying up, she would wait for Yin Jiaojiao in the yard.
Soon the servants of Yin's mansion brought breakfast. When Jiang Xia was having dinner with Han Mufeng, Yin Jiaojiao did not come, but Yin Tianhao came first. Seeing Yin Tianhao, Jiang Xia immediately put down the porridge bowl and porcelain spoon and stood up and saluted, "The son-in-law has met his father-in-law."
Yin Tianhao nodded and said, "Fu Ge, today is the day of the annual Taifu Banquet in Yongning Mansion. You are also a scholar. Come and see it with me."
"Thank you, my father-in-law, for your kindness, but my son-in-law has agreed to go with my third sister, so"
"Go with Jiao'er?" Yin Tianhao asked in confusion: "What are you doing with her?"
"My third sister was wronged and asked me to attend the Taifu Banquet to help her slapped the other party's spirit." Jiang Xia told the truth.
Yin Tianhao became interested. He smiled and said, "What? Are you going to attend the Taifu Banquet? Not bad. You have been a person who has been studying for a few years. It is okay to go to compete with the scholars at the Taifu Banquet. If you can get another ranking, then our Yinfu will be covered."
"The son-in-law will do his best to live up to his father-in-law's high expectations." Jiang Xia said.
Yin Tianhao nodded, patted Jiang Xia on the shoulder and said, "Just do your best, don't be too stressed. Then let's take a step first, you and Jiaoer come back." After that, Yin Tianhao turned around and left.
Jiang Xia also called out to his back: "Father-in-law, walk slowly."
Jiang Xia had just sat back and was about to continue drinking porridge. Yin Jiaojiao, wearing a red long skirt, jumped in and saw Jiang Xia still eating. Yin Jiaojiao said, "Why are you doing these breakfasts? Let's go quickly, let's go to Taifu to eat. The breakfast there is a lot of style and taste is not bad. It would be a pity not to try it."
After saying that, Yin Jiaojiao took Jiang Xia's hand and started walking out.
When Jiang Xia's hand touched Yin Jiaojiao's hand, his heart suddenly felt a little rippled. It turned out that this was the feeling he felt.
Jiang Xia was pulled out of the Yin Mansion gate by Yin Jiaojiao, and the carriage from Yin Mansion outside the gate was already ready.
Yin Jiaojiao and Jiang Xia were sitting in the carriage together. As soon as they got on the carriage, Yin Jiaojiao kept saying, "Second brother-in-law, I look at you in everything. You must suppress the sharpness of that yellow bastard today."
"I'll work hard." Jiang Xia nodded.
Suddenly, the driver who drove the carriage called out twice in panic: "Huhhhh"
The carriage suddenly stopped. Jiang Xia was a martial arts practitioner, so she sat steadily. She swayed slightly and it was fine. But Yin Jiaojiao slid down from the seat, and Jiang Xia quickly reached out to catch her.
I don’t know whether he did it on purpose or not, Jiang Xia accurately held Yin Jiaojiao’s left arm with his left hand, but his right hand pressed on Yin Jiaojiao’s chest.
Under the inertia of Yin Jiaojiao's wearing, the pressure was not light, and her entire breasts were deformed.
Jiang Xia quickly let go of her hand as if she was shocked, and then looked at Yin Jiaojiao and didn't know what to say. Yin Jiaojiao also looked up at Jiang Xia, with no anger in her eyes, but a little confused.
The carriage was quiet, and soon the groom's voice came in a panic: "Miss Third, Second Sister-in-law, someone suddenly ran over just now, so I stopped the horse in time. Are you okay?"
"It's okay, let's go slower, don't worry." Jiang Xia told the coachman.
"Yes, second aunt." The coachman called out "Driving" and the carriage began to drive slowly again.
Jiang Xia looked at Yin Jiaojiao again, Yin Jiaojiao's face turned red, and he also said a little embarrassedly: "I'm sorry, I didn't mean it."
Yin Jiaojiao nodded and whispered: "I know."
Hum? So gentle? Jiang Xia was surprised. This was the first time he had seen Yin Jiaojiao so gentle.
In fact, Yin Jiaojiao was also in a panic now. The moment just now, Yin Jiaojiao could clearly feel a slick feeling that instantly wandered around her body. Then when she looked at Jiang Xia again, she didn't know why she always felt that he seemed not as annoying as before.
None of the two of them spoke in the carriage and walked silently towards the Taifu.
The Taifu is not far from the prefectural office of Yongning Prefecture, but in terms of scale, it is much larger or more grander than the prefectural office.
When they arrived at the gate of Taifu, Jiang Xia and Yin Jiaojiao got off the carriage. Jiang Xia got off the carriage first, so he habitually stood beside the carriage and prepared to help Yin Jiaojiao.
Yin Jiaojiao was stunned when she looked at Jiang Xia's hand that reached out, but in the end she put her hand in Jiang Xia's palm, and Jiang Xia helped her jump out of the carriage.
After getting off the carriage, Jiang Xia found that Yin Jiaojiao, whose blush had just disappeared, had turned red again at this moment.
Jiang Xia and Yin Jiaojiao walked out to the gate of Taifu together. At this moment, there was a row of people queuing up in the gate.
Jiang Xia and Yin Jiaojiao stood behind the long queue and waited for a while, suddenly two gorgeous sedan chairs arrived next to the stone steps of Taifu. A young girl and a man of twenty-seven or eight years old came down from the sedan chair.
The man was wearing a long white cloth dress and holding a folding fan in his hand, which looked a bit like a talented man. The woman was dressed gorgeously and had a slightly fat figure, but she could also be said to be plump. Her facial features were pretty good, but Jiang Xia always felt that she gave people an aggressive feeling between her eyebrows.
"Hmph!" Seeing the two of them, Yin Jiaojiao snorted coldly and said, "It's them both, the man is the yellow bastard, and the woman is the vixen of the Wei family."
Jiang Xia smiled and said nothing.
Originally, Miss Wei took Huang Jue to walk directly into Taifu. But I don’t know if the people who were not dealing with each other would feel aura. Miss Wei’s feet had already stepped on the stone steps but looked back in a strange way.
At this glance, I accurately saw Jiang Xia and Yin Jiaojiao.
Miss Wei brought Huang Jue over, and she smiled and said, "Oh, this isn't Miss Yin's third lady? Why do you still have to queue up here? Why would I take you in directly?"
Yin Jiaojiao snorted coldly, without answering the words of Miss Wei. Jiang Xia smiled slightly and said, "Abide by order is a virtue, and this is how parents taught us since childhood."
Jiang Xia's words were just a pun, one said that she and Yin Jiaojiao were people who abide by order and had virtue, and the other was to imply that Miss Wei had no tutor.
Miss Wei frowned and looked at Jiang Xia, then she looked at Yin Jiaojiao again. Miss Wei asked, "Who are you?"
"Fu Qing in Xiajiang."
"Jiang Fuqing?" Miss Wei snorted contemptuously, "I haven't heard it before, I must be an unknown person." After saying that, Miss Wei no longer looked at Jiang Xia, but said to Yin Jiaojiao: "I didn't expect that the third Miss Yin's family will become less and less eye-catching. Even if Huang Jue doesn't like you, you can go to Fei Ran, Hou Xilin and others with your family background, and they actually found an unknown junior to serve the scene."
"You" Yin Jiao was extremely charming, but she couldn't find any words to refute.
Jiang Xia smiled slightly, without any anger. He said, "Famousness is just a word of mouth. Some people are very famous, but what's the use of not being true to their reputation? Some people are not famous, but they have poetry and books. Which one is better than the two?"
Jiang Xia was indeed thick-skinned. He spoke directly and suspected that Huang Jue was not worthy of his reputation, and then boasted that he was not famous but had poetry and books in his heart.
Of course, Huang Jue couldn't stop talking anymore. He smiled and said, "Since Brother Jiang said that, then I'll ask Brother Jiang for advice first."
After saying that, Huang Jue said without waiting for Jiang Xia's agreement, and said directly: "Which hybrid, rice, mash, beans, wheat, millet, and sorghum."
I'll go and curse.
Jiang Xia suddenly had a low impression of Huang Jue, and he opened his mouth and wrote this first couplet. Literally, he was asking which of the crops such as "rice, millet, bean, wheat, millet and sorghum" grew. But in fact, it was a pun, asking which hybrid Jiang Xia was.
Jiang Xia was not polite, and immediately said the second couplet: "Why do you have to ask me about the many scriptures in the Spring and Autumn Period?"
Come on, if you say I am a bastard, I will say I am your father, and it depends on who will suffer.
Huang Jue didn't expect that Jiang Xia was really capable. He shook his fan and gently shook the fan and said, "Two monkeys cut wood deep in the mountains, look at how monkeys can handle it."
It's another swearing. The sentence "Look at how monkeys can correct evidence" is homophonic with "sentence" and "sentence", which means that Jiang Xia is a monkey, so how he matches the second couplet.
Jiang Xia smiled slightly and said to him: "A horse is trapped in the mud and asks the old beast how to come out."
"Okay!" Yin Jiaojiao clapped her hands excitedly and said, "That's right, it's just how the old beast makes hooves (question)."
Jiang Xia turned his head and saw that everyone in front had already entered. He clasped his fists and said to Miss Wei and Huang Jue, "Look, we can go in without the lady leading us. Goodbye."
After saying that, Jiang Xia took Yin Jiaojiao away with her, leaving Huang Jue, who was blushing and white on the spot, and Miss Wei.
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