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Chapter 31 Dean is funny

Yu Sheng ran back to Professor Su's house and was a little tired.

However, he still saw Su Yuxiao's resentful expression.

She leaned against the door frame of Professor Su's house and greeted him when she saw Yu Sheng coming back. She complained to Yu Sheng like a little resentful woman who had been waiting for her husband's return for a long time, "Why did you come back?"

Yu Sheng looked at Su Yuxiao, and it seemed that tears were rolling in his eyes, as if he would burst into a dam in the next moment.

He was not willing to be outdone and lay on the ground and rolled. At the same time, he kept hinting that I was just a cat and I knew everything.

His rogue tricks made Su Yuxiao have no good way to deal with him.

The girl had to give up her performance and said, "Wangcai, come with me, surprise."

The rest of his life was rolling in until Su Yuxiao took back the magical skill of tears, and he gave up rolling in and followed her into the room.

Dumbledore in the hall, perhaps too bored, played the game of rear-end tail. It turned several times and fainted. With a careful step, his head was magnificent on the coffee table, and a tragedy was caused with a "bang".

Fortunately, Old Man Su's house is full of solid wood furniture, and the quality is accurate. So Grandma Su came out and took a look at what was going on. Seeing the dizzy Labrador, she went back to the bedroom without saying anything.

Yu Sheng looked at Dumbledore with a stupid look, with an innocent expression on his face. I really don’t know whether he almost got into trouble just now. He is also an acting player with great acting skills, or he is really too stupid to tell the difference between what happened around him.

Ignoring this little episode, Yu Sheng followed Su Yuxiao to the study.

When he was about to jump online, Su Yuxiao sneaked into the back, holding his forelimbs and pulling him to a level level with the computer screen.

Yu Sheng didn't feel any thanks to Su Yuxiao for the automatic lifting and lowering service he brought to him, but he was more willing to jump on his own.

Because Su Yuxiao's actions were so rude that she picked up Yu Sheng very quickly, making Yu Sheng feel like he was riding a roller coaster. And his arm was also hurt by Su Yuxiao.

Su Yuxiao saw Yu Sheng's reluctance expression, and she apologized, "Xiao Wangcai, I was wrong. Look, isn't I going to surprise you?"

If he could speak for the rest of his life, he would definitely say, if the apology was useful, what else would the police do?

However, Yu Sheng certainly couldn't speak. So, he looked at the computer screen and saw what the surprise Su Yuxiao brought him.

"What? It's just a frame, plus some messy pixel drawings. Am I stupid? Why do you have so much expectations for this crazy girl?"

Yu Sheng curled his lips and was very disdainful of the things Su Yuxiao made. He looked at it for a while before he discovered the name.

This turned out to be a hierarchical system. Yu Sheng complained wildly in his heart that who can understand such an abstract icon?

However, Yu Sheng thought about it again and again, it seemed that a creature like a programmer had a talent for painting. It was not easy for Su Yuxiao to use pixels to point out so many icons.

What is this level system for? It is used for the forum? If this is the case, it is really not a surprise.

Su Yuxiao sat quietly on the chair, looking at the strange expression of the cat in front of him. He seemed to have his eyebrows twisted together again, and it had not been stretched for a long time. He knew that he could not understand it.

She turned Yu Sheng's head from the face screen to facing her, and said stinkingly, "My level system is good."

Yu Sheng looked at her stinky expression helplessly, but he didn't dare to move his head away because he knew that as soon as he turned his head, the girl in front of him would turn his head back.

"Why don't you grow demon wings, hold a fork or something? Did you die in the past 'Wangcai'?"

The girl turned Yu Sheng's head back to the screen with interest, and moved her hand to move the cursor on the computer screen.

Start explaining her thoughts for the rest of her life.

The rest of my life of foresight was wrong. This is not a forum upgrade system, but an upgrade system using brainless hacking software.

Simply put, this system is like a set of hang-up upgrades that are often found in later web games.

It will treat the number of hacker software attacks as experience value. During this computer attack, if a website is captured, it will kill a boss and gain a lot of experience.

When you complete various goals, you will also receive different title rewards. Special icons will be given - those abstract mosaic paintings of Su Yuxiao.

If the performance is not very permitted, Su Yuxiao even wanted this hacker soft armor to realize the function of adding friends so that users can compete with each other.

This... I'll spend a lot of money on playing a hacker software. The rest of my life was thinking, "Is it my rebirth or you rebirth? You're developing a social game."

Just as the rest of his life was thinking about what effect Su Yuxiao planned to integrate instant messaging and social game functions on a brainless hacking software.

Su Yuxiao began to touch him again and began to ravage Yu Sheng. The external interference had to interrupt Yu Sheng's thoughts. He lay helplessly on the table, pretending to be dead in progress.

He found that Su Yuxiao and those naughty children seemed to like bullying cats and enjoyed it. Fortunately, she didn't pull out my beard. If you are bullied, you will be bullied. Who made Su Yuxiao a girl?

As a man, he should be more tolerant to girls. Besides, think about a girl, with her hands wandering around your whole body and massage it for you. Wouldn’t it be quite satisfying?

I am cowardly and do not know how to resist for the rest of my life, so I can only use this idea of ​​lustfulness to comfort myself.

Yu Sheng felt that he was so weak, and he was bullied by Su Yuxiao all day long. If Liu Yang really walked with Su Yuxiao, would that boy Liu Yang be bullied by Su Yuxiao?

However, who has that boy Liu Yang been with these days? I recalled the smell I smelled in Liu Yang's dormitory for the rest of my life. It wasn't that I would cheat on him while I was away.

Sure enough, no matter how honest and honest a man looks, he loves to steal - it's fishy. A wife is not as good as a concubine, and a wife is not as good as a wife.

Yu Sheng unknowingly scolded himself.

He saw that Su Yuxiao had coded it again, and it was boring, so he went to Dumbledore to play.

The loyal dog Dumbledore looked stupid, but in fact, he felt that he was not that stupid for the rest of his life. Just like the dog in "The Supreme Wisdom" he wrote himself, he might be very wise and foolish.

The rest of my life has been familiar with Labrador in the past two days. Knowing that this stupid dog would not hurt him, I let go of my temper and started to have a fight with Dumbledore in the living room.

Perhaps now Grandma Su can feel how pitiful the owner of "Cat and Mouse" is.

The cat and dog were having fun. The living room was definitely full of chaos and chaos.

Fortunately, both of them are very smart. They didn't touch some of the pieces that can be broken, porcelain bottle decoration, etc. So, despite the noisy fun, they haven't made any trouble yet.

Grandma Su has good skills in qi cultivation. She lights a desk lamp in the bedroom and reads ancient books. She is quiet from the inside out and is not affected by the outside world.

Su Yuxiao didn't have such a good temper. She was originally typing codes in the study, with her hands flying constantly, and the rhythm of the buttons was just right.

And when she was in such a good state, she was destroyed by the two beasts in the living room.

"You can calm down for me!" Su Yuxiao couldn't bear it anymore and pushed open the door and shouted loudly.

Yu Sheng and President Dumbledore University looked at each other, then turned their heads to Su Yuxiao at the same time, tilted their heads and looked innocent.

"You! You!" Su Yuxiao was furious, but there was still no good way to deal with these two guys.

After all, she likes both Wangcai and Daben very much. "If they hit them, will they ignore me?"

Su Yuxiao was worried about gains and losses, but she was still very tough outside. She pinched her waist with her hands, looking like a shrew, confronting a dog and a cat.

This is not a lady, it is simply a powder barrel. In fact, Yu Sheng did it on purpose. His idea was very simple, "Didn't you bully me just now? I'm making a fuss here, bullying you."

He completely forgot what Su Yuxiao was busy with. Is he worthy of his compatriots who died in Yugoslavia? Sorry.

Don’t blame him for not being patriotic and not loving his compatriots.

The rest of his life is probably the kind of heartless guy. It is not easy for him to remember this when he is reborn. If he is asked to save a person, it is probably a human being, maybe there are some ways. What can a cat do?

However, if the Yu Sheng was probably reborn in a person's body, it would probably not be much better than not being reborn. Personality determines destiny.

The rest of my life has always been the kind of guy who only has three minutes of passion and gives up easily when he encounters setbacks.

With such a personality, even if he is reborn, he will probably not be like the protagonists in other novels, as if he is rushing to reincarnate.

Even if you are just out of your infancy, you can't wait to show your talent. What should you write books, what should you make movies, what should you make movies, what should you take the official.

In fact, the dream of the rest of his life is very small, it is the dream of a young citizen.

Don’t worry about food and clothing, have no worries about food and clothing, leave wherever you want, be free and unrestrained.

So, Yu Sheng is really a little lucky to live on the cat again.

I remember when I was a child, a neighbor cursed that you have been living a dog in your life. Sometimes he felt that living in animals is much more free and happy than living in humans.

Of course, the premise is that you who are living a heavy life should not be eaten by humans. Just as the more you think about it, Old Man Su came back.

He looked at the three guys who remained still in the living room and asked, "What are you playing? Let me play too."

As he said that, he kicked off his shoes and stopped there with a strange movement of a golden rooster standing alone, motionless.

Yu Sheng sighed and said, "What a sexy grandfather. In this era, there is probably no such performance art yet. Who says science students have a stiff mind?"
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