Chapter 10 Drowning in the sink
Yu Sheng wanted to jump up and avoid it, but the layout in the room was a little crowded, and he was sure that if he jumped up, it would be a mess. In desperation, he had to hold his troops still.
Jingba is approaching, and is approaching again. It is about to hit Yu Sheng. It brakes urgently, stretches out its salty and wet tongue, and sniffs on Yu Sheng's face.
Dogs are all crazy. Yu Sheng almost laughed angry. He turned his head to avoid Jingba's tongue and shook his head to see if he could dry his saliva. But it was obviously not possible, and he felt so uncomfortable.
He knew shame for the rest of his life before he was brave. He planned to exercise from tomorrow. His combat effectiveness was too poor. Even Jingba could humiliate him at will. It was too shameful.
"Mom, that fat cat is so singular." The child's voice came over. Yu Sheng glanced at her, dressed like a little princess, and his mouth was so poisonous.
The woman next to her is not pretty and has a talent for a middle-aged man. She is kind and has a good eye for cats.
"Sister." Liu Yang came to this table after a round of social events and shouted affectionately.
"Don't you dislike animals? Why are you raising cats?"
"Ah. This is Su Yuxiao's cut. She has no place to raise it, so she put it here." Liu Yang was a little embarrassed. He really hated small animals before. He had never tried raising it or died, or the animals bit him, or he bit the animals.
Don’t think that the last sentence is really a joke. When Liu Yang was ten years old, he did chase a dog's hair biting. Such a tough history does not need to be said on such an occasion.
Of course, it was because of his glorious history that he was a little hesitant when he spoke just now.
Liu Yang nodded slightly and said he had greeted the officials and wives around him. He sat next to his sister and asked, "How are you doing recently?"
"It's okay. Now I'm in middle school, the teaching tasks are not heavy, there is no pressure, it's quite relaxing. I go to and from get off work on time every day, and I'm very fulfilling and good at picking up Lily." Sister Liu Yang replied. Although her face was relaxed, she could still see that her sister had something to do and was not happy after being a younger brother for so many years.
Because there are others around you, you should not say that family shame should not be made public, but it is inevitable that people will be heard and promoted for a while. Even a thing that was originally good will change.
"This guy, don't look at the fat lot, he is actually quite well-behaved. When Yu Xiao first said that I was asking me to raise it, I was a little unhappy, but now I think it's pretty good." Liu Yang took advantage of the moment of being stunned and picked it up. Good guy, it's really not easy. Is the food he gave him too good?
"By the way, his name is 'Wangcai'. Don't call him Mimi, it will be unhappy."
"Is that so? There are so many rules for this cat." The eldest sister touched Yu Sheng's head and said.
"I got it to let it play with Lily. I didn't expect there was a Jingba here. It seemed that I was thinking too much." Liu Yang looked at Jingba on the ground and looked at the rest of his life on the chair. He was a little helpless. After all, cats and dogs are incompatible. If these two guys are pinched together, it would be bad.
Yu Sheng didn't even mean to deal with Liu Yang. This damn "slave" did not test the score at all. He didn't help him when he was attacked, but when he was out of danger and wanted to calm himself down, he raised him without permission.
"Hey! Do you know that it will be very uncomfortable to lift a cat like that?" Yu Sheng shook his tail depressedly, left the private room without saying a word, intending to go to the bathroom to wash his face and wash off Jingba's saliva. Jingba's saliva smelled a little bad, and it was really uncomfortable to carry this smell on his body.
After many twists and turns, Yu Sheng found the bathroom. He jumped up and hung it on the door handle. He used gravity to swing his body slightly and opened the door.
Then, he spent a lot of effort and worked hard several times before jumping onto the sink. It seemed that he was really going to lose weight. The rest of his life began to worry about his current physical condition. It was so bad. How could this continue?
When Yu Sheng turned on the faucet, he looked around the environment in the toilet. It was as magnificent as everything in the hotel. He was wondering if the conditions permit, the toilet would be made of gold.
Yu Sheng thought about whether he would not be able to urinate if he had come in his "past life", and was laughed at by his classmates.
Okay, I don’t want to be all this mess. Yu Sheng turned on the faucet and started rushing his face. Half of his body was inserted into the sink, and the second half was still on the sink. He looked like he was stretching, which was not beautiful.
He used his paws to collect the water and scratched it on his face. Unfortunately, his paws only had meat pads and no depressions to store water, so the effect was not obvious.
So I made up my mind for the rest of my life and stretched my entire head under the faucet, allowing the water to rush.
He was a little panicked during this process, after all, cats' instincts are afraid of water. However, he did not want to have the strong demand of dogs' saliva, and defeated the fear and made him willingly accept baptism.
Something was wrong. I felt that the forelimbs were flooded more and more in the rest of my life, and I even felt floating.
Things were not good. I wanted to move my upper body back in the rest of my life, but it was too late. He could not take action effectively on the surface of the porcelain that was smooth and smooth.
Instead, because of panic, my whole body lost balance in front of the center of gravity and fell into the pool.
Oh my God! Who will save me? I will beat him uselessly for the rest of my life, but unfortunately I can't help him out of danger.
Could it be that my life is so cowardly and drowned in the washbasin? Oh my God! Even if I die, I want to die with dignity!
He shouted wildly in his heart. But in the process of his hysteria, the only trace of reason left him to discover a blind spot that he ignored.
There is a hole on the edge of the sink under the faucet to drain the excess water away.
"Thank you, the Blind Monk, for letting me discover this gorgeous spot." Yu Sheng was confused and didn't know what he was praising randomly.
He tried many times, hoping to climb out, or turn off the faucet, or open the plug under his feet. Unfortunately, none of them succeeded.
He felt that he was stupid. If he recorded this way, he would be stupid enough to collect the highlights just now.
"It's really a bad luck for Te Meow." Yu Sheng was lying in the sink, planning to wait for someone to come in and find an opportunity to let him take him out.
Hard work pays off. He was the first to come in. Before the rest of his life, he "meow" was chatting with him. The man held the wall himself and walked to the toilet, and vomited out with a "Wow!"
It's not reliable to ask him for help.
The drunk uncle finished vomiting and walked to the sink with the smell of wine and unknown smell.
He glanced at the rest of his life in the pool and muttered something in a speechless way. He thought he was confused and walked to the sink next to him and began to rinse his mouth and wash his face.
Just as he was rinsing his mouth, Yu Sheng saw a boy wearing waiter's clothes coming in from outside the toilet. He was not old, about seventeen or eighteen years old, and his eldest was no more than twenty.
He was stunned for a moment when he saw Yu Sheng, but he still walked to the drunk uncle and said in a very special and slightly magnetic voice, "I'll help you." Then he helped the uncle out of the toilet.
After the rest of my life in the sink, I clearly saw that the young waiter simply supported him, and there was a technique that surprised him.
The first time he held the uncle with his right hand, he skillfully took away his watch with his left hand. While supporting him, he took out his wallet, took out a few hundred yuan, and stuffed it back.
All these actions were completed in a short time. The dazzling performance of the Spring Festival Gala was so dazzling that it was a magical performance that pulled bread from the tube and exposed the stuff.
This made Yu Sheng sigh, "Young man, you've gone astray." With your ability, you can't go to the Spring Festival Gala, and you can learn to learn Wang Lin and turn into a snake in an empty pot. Then you will say that you will be able to be a great qigong, deceive celebrities, officials, etc., which is both guaranteed and rich.
Of course, although this young man did not have the "flexible" idea of the rest of his life, his approach was not bad either.
People who come here to consume are all the nouveau riche. They still prefer to compete with each other without sedimentation. Therefore, their watches are more expensive. When they get drunk, they take action in the toilet. They only use watches and a few hundred yuan. This is a trick.
When you are drunk, the first thing is that your senses are not sensitive, it is difficult to perceive what is happening outside, and it is easy to do things.
Second, after sobering up from drunkenness, my memory is usually vague and I can't remember what I did at that time. The stolen person may even think that the watch was taken off while washing his face.
Third, although the hotel has a camera, there is no in the toilet. Even if the customer asks to view the videotape, he can only know that it is not in the toilet. The only flaw is the moment he goes in and helps the drunkard out, but you, as a service staff, cannot watch the customer collapse in the toilet.
Yu Sheng had a big idea and helped the teenager think of a few reasons to do something in the toilet. In fact, the truth is not that complicated. The teenager was originally a substitute, and he deliberately refused to let the camera take a picture of his face in the corridor. Even if he was found calling the police, he would only find a fake ID card in the end. He had already escaped.
Only then did Yu Sheng realize that the world was really not as boring as he thought.
The strange man really exists, which makes him wonder whether the circle he was in "previous life" was too narrow. It is not enough to explain this complicated world.
This made him begin to wonder whether the golden finger he remembered in his "last life" was really so unfavorable and very useful. Or, it was just that it was very powerful on the surface, but in fact it was gold and jade, but it was a bit weak.
It's such a complicated question, I thought about the rest of my life in the sink.
No, why am I thinking about this problem now? How do I want to get out?
Chapter completed!