After the auditorium was completely arranged, Lockhart opened his arms and announced loudly

"Happy Valentine's Day, everyone! You can give me greeting cards.

I don’t know who will be the first lucky girl to get my autograph.”

Lockhart happily showed his white teeth to the students, but the students responded dullly.

Most students found that he was just a beautiful flower stand, silver-like wax gun tip.

Lockhart was not embarrassed and continued to shamelessly and said, "Of course, I must remind you that you cannot give me all the greeting cards. Other students or professors will want to kill me because of jealousy."

While Lockhart was speaking, he glanced at the professors at the host's desk.

Professor McGonagall seemed to have a pain in his wisdom teeth. She pursed her lips and bit her cheek hard, and a muscle on her cheek protruded;

Professor Flevy crouched in his chair, he wanted to make a mistake... he wanted to have a magical riot against Lockhart;

Snape even held his wand. If he hadn't been afraid of entering Azkaban, he would have opened Lohat's head in a perfect way.

Lockhart clapped his hands and walked into the twelve dwarves with gloomy faces from the door leading to the foyer.

The Dwarf is a short, chunky humanoid magic creature who likes to live underground mining, and thanks to Lockhart's ability to find so many.

The dwarf had golden wings on his body and a harp on his back, looking particularly ugly.

"My friend, little love god with greeting cards!" Lockhart said happily, "They are going to wander around the school today and deliver Valentine's Day greeting cards to you!"

"Of course, you can let the professors teach you some of your life experience first."

Lockhart pointed at Dumbledore as if he was performing.

"If you don't know how to write a greeting card, you can ask the principal.

Dumbledore's sonnet is the best written... Don't you know? When the principal was a professor of transformation, he was also a voluptuous poet."

Everyone stared at Dumbledore, but they didn't expect that the principal was not only a great wizard, but also a "big dirty and wet"... It was amazing to my principal.

Dumbledore blushed, he coughed and pushed his half-moon glasses.

This is the first time he has been so embarrassed since he became the principal.

Who doesn’t have a dark history that is unbearable to look back on!

Confusion flashed in his eyes at the same time.

"Da dirty poem" was his identity decades ago, how did Lockhart know?

During Christmas, whose memory he stole?!

Dumbledore narrowed his eyes and pondered carefully.

Snape was the happiest to hear Dumbledore's dark history, and he couldn't help laughing.

Seeing Snape laughing, Lohart yelled loudly, “Why don’t you ask Professor Snape to teach you how to make love agents!

Don’t look at his current appearance, but don’t judge people by their appearance. The professor never fails to make potions.”

Snape's smile disappeared, and a strange light flashed in his eyes.

He took out his pockets and prepared to give Lohat some medicine tonight.

After listening to Lohart's words, Cedric was ready to move.

Today is a great day to confess your love. Just like April Fools' Day, the truth-telling adventure, effectively avoiding the embarrassment of being rejected.

Qiu seemed to know what he was thinking and immediately warned, "If anyone dares to humiliate me with such a dwarf, I will become a ghost and will not let him go!"

William nodded in approval and glanced cautiously at the girls who were like wolves and tigers.

William just saw Marietta whispering with a few girls and pointed at him.

"Let's go and change to a safer place," William said.

Once a confession is revealed in a place with a large flow of people, it is no different from being publicly executed.

Cedric wanted to find an excuse to go to the bathroom, but his little thoughts were entangled by the dwarf before he could take action.

Don’t look at Cedric’s master-level dog licking, he is very handsome and looks pretty, and he is very fond of his classmates.

The students... there are men and women... Among them, the proportion of boys is slightly larger, about 82.

Hufflepuff socialite...is not casual.

Within an hour, Cedric was confessed by seven or eight boys, and the dwarf chased him to the bathroom to read love letters to him.

During class, these dwarfs did not stop.

They kept breaking into the classroom and delivering Valentine's Day greeting cards, which made the teachers very upset.

In Professor Flevy's class, twelve dwarves took turns to read love letters to William.

William had no choice but to use his tongue to seal his throat, so that all the dwarfs could shut up.

Professor McGonagall locked the door directly during class and did not allow any dwarfs to come in.

The dwarfs lay outside the window, showing their "reader" skills, reading rap rustic poems in a crappy London accent.

This is even more embarrassing!

In the afternoon's Potions class, Professor Snape did not act anyway.

He heard about the situation in the class between Flewy and Professor McGonagall and was ready to seize this opportunity and humiliate the shit.

Sure enough, five dwarfs rushed over in three minutes of class.

William took out his wand and if the dwarf called his name, he would cast magic on the other party.

Professor Snape said lazyly, "Stark, who asked you to take out your wand, deduct five points!

Read quickly and let me feel...disgusting."

Professor Snape smiled maliciously and made vomiting.

The dean was joking, and the little snakes who were attending class together all smiled with shame.

One of the dwarves plucked the harp and sang, "I have a soundtrack message to convey to Professor Snape in person."

Snape "??"

“Oh, Snape!

My dear old guy,

I fell in love with you deeply!

If you don't accept my confession,

I'll kick your ass hard with my boots.

Oh, I swear,

For Merlin's sake,

I really do this.

You stupid groundhog!”

"Splitting!" Snape's face turned red, and he raised his wand and exploded the greeting card.

The dwarfs fled out in a hurry, stood in the corridor, and continued to read aloud the love letters written to Professor Snape.

"It must be done by the twins."

After school in the afternoon, Qiu said to William and Cedric on the way to the auditorium.

It was indeed a twin, but they did not do it themselves, but instead hired Gryffindor students to do it.

The twins took out all the money they picked up in the sewer and formed the "cute Snape female fan support group".

The two called on the students to write love letters to their idols, five photos and one nat, and a day off!

The content is very simple

Fall in love with Professor Snape (

Although there is not much money and cannot stand the amount, you can write love letters repeatedly. A large number of navy troops have contracted this job.

"Professor Snape will definitely take revenge." Cedric sighed.

"Then the target of his revenge is Lohart." William grinned and said, "He initiated the Valentine's Day event."

"What is that?!" Qiu suddenly raised his hand and pointed at the sky and said loudly.

All the students looked into the sky.

A huge Lockhart portrait consists of countless green stars.

The words "Happy Valentine's Day" emerged from Lockhart's mouth like a tongue.

After it appeared, it rose higher and higher, and a cloud of green smoke emitted dazzling light, which looked like a new constellation against the evening.

If Lockhart's avatar is replaced with a skeleton and the font is replaced with a python...this is... the Dark Magic Mark!

"Isn't Lockhart crazy?" Cedric was stunned.

William shrugged.

almost,

This stupid groundhog!

It's more than stupid, it's simply stupid.

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Chapter completed!