"You bastard, I'll beat you to death!" In the late Eastern Han Dynasty, in a small village outside Chenliu County, Yanzhou, a Qingping family was in chaos.

"Dad, dad, say it well! We are all civilized people, don't move too hard!" Wu Chi was using the Great Movement to avoid his father's dog-beating stick method.

"I have nothing to say to you!" The middle-aged man seemed to have entered the rage, with the big stick in his hand being as thick as someone's arms.

"Dad, you can scold me, don't take yourself with you!"

"What do you say!"

"I'm a bastard, aren't you an old bastard!"

"Oh my, if I beat you to death today, I will be your last name!" A middle-aged man panted and said angrily to Wu Chi.

"Dad, your surname and I are also Wu!" Wu Chi replied subconsciously.

"Little bastard, you dare to talk back! I won't beat you to death!" The middle-aged man shouted loudly, "Little bastard, don't run if you have sex!" The two of them went from running around the table to running around the walls of the yard, and finally opened the door and ran outside the door.

"If you have a habit, don't chase me!" Wu Chi's father chased me behind, Wu Chi was running in front, and the fool didn't run away. He was caught by his father, and at least he had a bruised nose and a swollen face. He might not be able to get out of bed for several days. He didn't want his Yushu Linfeng's face to be ruined.

"Little bastard, don't come back if you have sex!" Dad Wu couldn't catch up with Wu Chi, so he could only shout loudly at the entrance of the village.

People in the village were laughing and watching the father and son. Wu Chi was chased out by Dad Wu. This was not once or twice. The titles of little bastard and old bastard were also spread in this village.

In the eyes of Mr. Wu, Wu Chi ran farther and farther.

...

"Um!" Wu Chi took a deep breath. It's easy for me to do my best to run a marathon back then.

It’s not a blow, as Wu Chi’s current speed, there is no problem in participating in a 100-meter sprint.

Wu Chi found a small hill outside the village and lay down. The sun shone on his face warmly. He was very happy. Wu Chi pulled out a dog tail grass and hung it in his mouth. He was content.

"Isn't it just that I used straw paper to go to the toilet! As for that, it's true!" The reason why Wu Chi was chased and beaten up by his father was that Wu Chi used straw paper to get rid of the big body and wiped his butt. It was like poking a hornet's nest. Suddenly, Dad Wu picked up the rolling pin and was about to kill this little bastard.

Wu Chi may have rubbed his butt and despised the hardness of the straw paper, but for people of this era, paper is definitely a precious thing, and each piece costs several large amounts of money. Wu Chi used two or three pieces last time, which made Mr. Wu feel distressed. These papers were obtained by Mr. Wu’s thrift. The purpose is to allow Wu Chi to read, write, and not be as illiterate as his Mr. Wu. He also wants his son to be promising.

But Wu Chi used it as toilet paper. If he didn't kill this bastard, Dad Wu's anger would not be relieved.

Actually, Wu Chi didn't want to do it either. He really couldn't stand it and just used leaves after going to the toilet, or the so-called toilet bamboo, which was a piece of bamboo that penetrated into the mouth of the chrysanthemum. It was not said that it was used too much, and it might be a good sex to really sing about the chrysanthemum. Wu Chi even suspected that the first glass in history was made like this.

That's right, after saying so much, we can know that our classmate Wu Chi is not from this world. Wu Chi, who was tortured by the fast pace of reality, pointed at the sky in a weather of lightning and thunder, scolding God, you will kill me.

Sure enough, Wu Chi was slapped on his head by his cell phone descending from the 27th floor of the building. It is the current era when our Wu Chi children's shoes wake up again.

The small bridge and flowing water house are good, not bad, but the thin horse is missing. As for Wu Chi's thin horse, it is naturally not the thin horse described by Mr. Ma Zhiyuan, but the thin horse in Yangzhou. A girl upstairs brings something suitable for both young and old on this green hillside, which is excellent.

After wandering on the hillside for a long time, after enjoying the sun, eating the dry food that had been prepared long ago. It was time to rest at sunset, so Wu Chi patted his butt and stood up and walked towards the village in the distance.

When he returned home, there was no movement at all. Wu Chi took off his shoes and socks and tiptoed toward the doorman. There was a small gap here, and the scene inside the house could be seen.

"Ha, huh, huh!" The louder and louder cries in the room would not make Wu Chi disgusted, but instead breathed a sigh of relief. Because the sound of cries meant that his cheap father was asleep.

"Hehe!" Wu Chi smiled proudly and escaped another day. As for whether his father would kill him tomorrow, let's talk about it tomorrow.

Wu Chi pushed open the door and was about to walk towards his bed, but he didn't see the dark shadow behind him getting closer and closer.

"Yeah, I dare to come back!!"

"Ghost!" Wu Chi's horrified voice rippled in the room.

"Bang!"

...

Dad Wu was dark and so gloomy that water could drip out. Because there was a red palm print on his face, it was naturally not something he had done. He was sick and slapped himself in the face, and the other person left beside him was the culprit.

"Dad, dad, I really didn't mean it! Dad, listen to me!" Wu Chi said to his father with a shy face. "You can't blame me for this. Who made you scare me? You don't know that scaring people will scare people to death!" Wu Chi emphasized the reason to himself, because the suddenness of Dad Wu's moment, coupled with the darkness, subconsciously Wu Chi slapped him, and thus he was like what he is now.

"You still want to do it on purpose, right?" Dad Wu said and touched the rolling pin over there.

"Dad, we gentlemen don't act!" Wu Chi panicked, looking at the eleventh-way car that had already got the rolling pin and started running.

"I'm not a gentleman, I'm your father!" Dad Wu opened his mouth and revealed the bright yellow teeth inside.

Wu Chi was smart enough to know that it was impossible for him to reason with his cheap father. So he jumped up immediately. The hero did not suffer any loss in front of him. Thirty-six strategies were the best.

I can’t afford to offend me, but I can’t afford to hide! How could his father’s short legs run better than me, the sprint champion of Xinxin Kindergarten back then?

Wu Chi started the Eleventh Route Car with confidence, but ran to the door but was completely stunned.

Above the door, a rusty copper lock was hanging on it.

Wu Chi turned to look at his cheap dad in grief, "Dad, you are cheating on your son!"

"Little bastard, I want to see where you can run to and give me my life!" Dad Wu smiled treacherously. Dad Wu locked the door for him as soon as Wu Chi entered the room.

"Help, I'm dying. Dad beat my son!" Wu Chi's call was destined to be ignored. Dad beat my son was not snot to the candy in his mouth - just follow the trend.

Dad Wu "go to work in the fields tomorrow!"

Wu Chi "Don't go!"

Dad Wu, "I really won't go?"

Wu Chi "I really won't go, I won't go even if I beat you to death!"

"Bang!" He slapped in the face.

Dad Wu, "Can you go?"

Wu Chi "Go, go if you don't beat him to death!"

Dad Wu, "You can cook this monthly meal!"

Wu Chi "If you don't do it, gentleman will stay away from the blister group!"

Dad Wu, "Who said that!"

Wu Chi "Sage Kong said it!"

Dad Wu, "I am a dad,"

"Bang!" Another slap.

“Do you do it or not?”

Wu Chi "Be, dad, you are my real dad. I'll just pack this monthly meal yet!"

Dad Wu, "Who will wash clothes this month?"

Wu Chi "Dad, don't bully people too much"

Dad Wu "That's right!" took advantage of the situation and threw another slap.

Wu Chi was about to cry, "I'll wash!"

Dad Wu “There is no firewood at home!”

Wu Chi was about to turn into a pig's head and was beaten down. This handsome face was about to end. "Dad. Dad, I'll go. I'll go!" hurriedly begged for mercy.

"Bang!"

Go and call?

"Hehe, sorry for the fight!" Old Dad Wu laughed, making millions of grass and mud horses gallop in Wu Chi's heart.

But then Wu Chi was not in the mood to listen to Mr. Wu’s stick education.

"Ding Ding Ding Ding Dong!" "Lokia?" Wu Chi knew this voice very well, because he had bought a copycat machine from high school and then he worked and became rich, so he had been using Lokia.

"Mobile phone, where is the phone?" Wu Chi subconsciously pulled into his pocket, but Wu Chi was sadly aware that he had no pockets. This dress, no, it should be said that his whole body was not his original body.

Just when Wu Chi was depressed, something like a screen suddenly appeared on his face.

"Huh?" Wu Chi widened his eyes, because the screen that appeared in front of him was the screen of his Rockia copycat phone? Wu Chi shook his head, and the screen in front of him was also shaking with him.

"Damn it, I'm dead!" Wu Chi exclaimed. This damn phone invaded. But then Wu Chi calmed down and he was able to wake up and travel through time. There was nothing impossible for this phone to enter the body.

Wu Chi looked at the screen of the phone and said "192!" and it was indeed the time now.

Wu Chi looked at the mobile phone screen in front of him. This was the legendary golden finger? Before Wu Chi could explore it, his eyes suddenly turned black and he fainted!

"Doctor Chen, Doctor Chen, take a look, see my son! Is he sick?" Mr. Wu entered the city early the next morning and invited Dr. Chen, the doctor in Ciren Hall in the city, to see his son.

"Oh my God, Pig Demon!" Dr. Chen had never seen anyone, but when he saw Wu Chi, he was still shocked.

"Doctor Chen, Doctor Chen, that's my son, my son is not a pig demon!" Dad Wu smiled awkwardly. He took a heavy blow last night. One was that the little bastard was angry with him, and the other was that he wanted to avenge the little bastard slapped him, so he took a little heavier and had already beaten into a pig's head.

"Is there anyone like you who is like a father?" Doctor Chen carefully identified it, and then he realized that this person was indeed a person. Seeing that his face was swollen like a pig's head, Doctor Chen couldn't help but blamed Dad Wu.

"Haha, isn't this a filial son coming from a stick!" Dad Wu beat him up.

"Hey!" Dr. Chen didn't say anything. After all, this is a housework. He doesn't care. He just cares about the money he gives to treat the disease.

Looking at, listening, asking and touching, Dr. Chen made several herbs to remove blood stasis and relieve swelling.

"Doctor Chen, why haven't my son woke up yet?" Dad Wu was indeed anxious because he was just such a son. He was willing to fight on his own, but he also had to be the same as him.

"This old man is not very skilled in medical treatment, so it is difficult to solve this mystery!" Dr. Chen also shook his head. He thought that Wu Chi was just knocked unconscious, but he didn't expect that he would not wake up yet.

Just as Dr. Chen finished speaking, Wu Chi suddenly sat up. He opened his eyes and looked at Dad Wu next to him, "Dad, what are you doing!"

"Son, son, you wake up, Doctor Chen, my son wakes up! Come and take a look!" Doctor Chen was also very surprised, because this boy's breath was very stable, just like he fell into a deep sleep, but now he woke up suddenly. Doctor Chen put his hand on Wu Chi's wrist. His pulse was stable, and his internal organs and yin and yang were coordinated. There was nothing wrong with it. If there was a real supplement, it was the pig's face, which had not completely eliminated the swelling.
To be continued...