The whole world of Si Xiaonian, who was full of braised rice, was still.

This kind of top ten disgusting jokes on campus must not be savored carefully, especially when eating.

Although it was very hard to hold back the disgust and want to laugh, the strong classmate Si Xiaonian still held it back.

Until Suo Yiren gave the summary of the story: "Senior Yan Yan said that the top ten bad habits jokes in colleges and universities have no special point. Anyway, as long as the local famous snacks with thick soup and water can be added to this story. In Xiamen, it is noodle paste, and when it comes to Beijing, it can be replaced with braised."

Speaking of this, Senior Sister Yiren reached out and brought Yun Chao to the direction away from the table.

The senior sister calmly and calmly pointed to the braised boiled cooked cooked cooked cooked cooked cooked cooked cooked cooked cooked cooked cooked cooked cooked cooked cooked cooked cooked cooked cooked cooked cooked cooked cooked cooked cooked cooked cooked cooked cooked cooked cooked cooked cooked cooked cooked cooked cooked cooked cooked cooked cooked cooked cooked cooked cooked cooked cooked cooked cooked cooked cooked cooked cooked cooked cooked cooked cooked cooked cooked cooked cooked cooked cooked cooked cooked cooked cooked cooked cooked cooked cooked cooked cooked cooked cooked cooked cooked cooked cooked cooked cooked cooked cooked cooked cooked cooked cooked cooked cooked cooked cooked cooked cooked cooked cooked cooked cooked cooked cooked cooked cooked cooked cooked cooked cooked cooked cooked cooked cooked cooked cooked cooked cooked cooked cooked cooked cooked cooked cook

"puff……"

Si Nian sprayed out the braised boiled rice that had just eaten in his mouth.

The sound of the jet is so loud and the range of the jet is so wide that if Senior Sister Yiren had not brought the direction away from Si Nian's killing range, the two girls sitting opposite Si Nian would have been affected by this force of spraying.

"You have a mine at home, so you don't have to waste food like this." Senior Sister Yiren looked deeply disgusted, as if she was not the initiator at all.

Yun Chaochao glanced at Si Nian and found that the person's soul was not in the body at all, let alone the language ability. He helped answer the conversation: "Don't his family make lighters? Why are there still mines?"

"Don't lighter need flint? Flints should also be considered an ore, right?" Suo Yiren explained with a smile.

There is no teacher's airs, a little naughty of a little girl, and a little pride in playing with her success.

"Haha, senior sister is wise." Yun Chaochao stretched out his thumb and picked up the previous topic: "They have a mine, ours don't, ours only have a webbing."

"What is a webbing?" Suo Yiren was unknown.

"It's all kinds of ribbons. If Sister Yiren has any student activities, such as awards and ceremonial ribbons, cheerleading balls, it's all kinds of ribbons on her body, head, and packaging. If you need it, tell me, I'll let Mr. Yun manage it."

"It's so good. I didn't expect that I could come out to pick up a phone and bring back a sponsor for us." Suo Yiren was really happy.

I am the kind of excitement from the heart of the department as a counselor, and I find myself accidentally finding some benefits for the students.

Si Pengluo Zhuan Nian finally returned to his original body. Seeing that his senior sister was happy, he naturally became happy too.

Unwilling to be outdone, Si Xiaonian shook his head, waved his hand, and said domineeringly: "Senior sister, I will take care of our lighter in the future!"

What is sponsorship?

Who hasn't got some things to offer to sponsor?

Why do you have to trouble an outsider like Yun Chaochao with your own sponsorship?

To make the senior sister happy, it must be his thoughts. What's wrong with Chaochao?

After hearing this, the senior sister directly praised Si Nian and said, "What do I want to sponsor a lighter? Encourage all students to smoke?"

"If you do an event, you have to set off fireworks or something. There are always lighters." Si Nian rubbed his forehead.

It hurts a little when I was hit hard.

"Don't you know that Beijing's ban on burning?" My senior sister didn't want to talk to Si Nian.

"Then you can still click the cold fireworks for confessing in school." Si Nian can always find a reasonable explanation for his unreasonable behavior.

Forty minutes ago, there was a fresh example.

On the day when the freshman registered, there was no big defense for men and women in the girls' dormitory. My senior sister asked Si Nian to help bring the box up.

Si Nian, who vowed to leave Bingqing Yujie to her senior sister, said without thinking, "Her father is here, why am I moving the box?"

Why did Si Nian become single in the mother and fetus so far?

There is always a reason.

From meeting at the airport, going to entering Tsinghua University, then registering, and putting your luggage in the dormitory, Si Nian has never done anything that a boy who has been a grown-up for a while will do.

Si Xiaonian’s point is always strange that he is so polite. Even if he wants to enter the girls’ dormitory, he must be his senior sister!

After listening to the fireworks for confession at school, Suo Yiren wanted to give another thunderous note: "You don't read a good book, but you think about setting off fireworks for confession on the first day of your registration?"

Because Si Nian is already an adult, Yun Chaochao is still sitting next to him, and he picked up his hands, but finally did it

Yun Chaochao finally understood why Suo Yiren regarded himself as Si Nian's parent.

When Si Xiaonian met Senior Sister Suo Yiren, his IQ was at most five and a half years old.

The half year older than the age of five is still because he has grown so big.

Yun Chaochao took a photo in front of Si Nian and gave Chao a long hair.

Chao Changchang directly called Yun Chaochao: "You are still with Si Nian, please let him answer the phone."

...

What? Shrimp? Exu color?

Yun Guru never expected that the first thing Chao and Wu said when they called was to ask someone else to answer the phone.

"Why are you calling me for him?" Miss Chaochao was obviously a little unhappy.

"I have important things to ask Si Nian, but I just want to listen to your voice first." The captain of the long-lasting YC debate team has never been in vain.

The first half of the sentence made Chao Chao very angry, and the next half of the sentence directly eliminated all the girl's temper.

"Is it very important?" Yun Chaochao's mood cleared after the rain.

"Well, it's very important, one hundred thousand is urgent. Except for not being able to do it slowly, it is better than billions of billions in the world." Chao Changchang joked seriously.

He used a tone that was much more serious than a joke. Yun Chaochao was uncertain for a moment, whether it was mostly jokes or serious ones.

"Really or false?" It took only two sentences and I was amused by waiting.

"It's true." Chao Changchang answered again with confidence.

"Wait for a while, the person you are looking for is wiping your clothes now. Senior sister just told a joke, and Si Nian squirted directly." Yun Chaochao added with regret: "If he doesn't squirt, Senior sister is ready to agree to be his girlfriend."

"Ah? Can you even squirt? I liked it for more than ten years, but finally lost it in the final squirt?" Chao's long tone was incredible.

"It's true." Yun Chaochao answered in Chao Changchang's tone just now before returning to the topic: "I'll give him the phone now."

"No, no, you can turn on hands-free, my hands are dirty now." Si Nian refused while wiping her clothes.

The scene that just sprayed the braised and cooked is spectacular.

"Sinian said he was hands-free, and he was still in the cafeteria now. Then, I, senior sister, and Si Nian, all the people next to him were exposed." Yun Chaochao introduced the situation at the scene to Chao Changchang.

Chao Changchang thought about it and felt it was not suitable: "Then wait a little longer. When he finishes it, you ask him to call me."

"What's wrong, is it not convenient for me to listen?" Yun Chaochao smiled so hard that he was unclear.

"No, it's very convenient for you to listen. If I wait, I will call you. I don't know if the next words are suitable for me to say to my senior sister." Chao Changchang didn't know what Suo Yiren and Si Nian usually talked about.

"Then don't just hang up." Yun Chaochao took the phone a little and said to Si Nian: "I'll go to the canteen door to wait for you. You've finished packing and come out to find me."

"I can't clean up anymore. I'll go wash my hands. I have to change my clothes before I come." Si Nian also convinced his squirting skills.

I sprayed a table forward and forgot it, but I also got my clothes dirty.

It’s still the color of braised cooking, and it’s directly put on a white T-shirt.

"Chao Changchang said it's urgent. Why don't you wrap it with a tissue and answer the phone first, and I will turn around and throw away my phone at most." Yun Chaochao really disliked Si Nian's appearance, but his boyfriend's affairs are more important than this.

"Do your mother know that you are so prodigal?" Si Nian was used to being unrestrained and said whatever he thought of, without knowing that he had stepped on a landmine.

Yun Chaochao was not angry with Si Nian, and he was still unfair: "If my mother could know that I was a loser, she would definitely feel very happy."

After Yun Chaochao finished speaking, he went to the canteen door.

Chao Changchang quickly comforted the other end of the phone: "That person Si Nian is just talking without thinking. Don't be angry with him. After you left yesterday, I had already beaten him."

"You hit Si Nian? It's true, we Chao Daiyu have thin arms and legs." Yun Chaochao thought of Chao Changchang fainting immediately.

"Of course it's true. Look at my healthy bronze color, how could Si Nian be my opponent when she looks so white that she can glow."

"That's right, it must be that my boyfriend is better." Miss Chaochao had no position at all.

"Thank you for your girlfriend's praise." Chao Changchang praised her girlfriend, looking for her but accepting her attitude.

"What are you asking Si Nian for?" Yun Chaochao asked after walking out of Si Nian and her senior sister's sight.

"There seems something went wrong today when the auction of the Fashion International Center." Chao Changchang had no intention of hiding it.

"Ah? It's so urgent that hundreds of thousands is better than billions of people in the world? Then are you still chatting with me here?" Yun Chaochao was shocked.

"Of course it's true. As for me, sometimes I may not say something to you, but as long as I say it, I will definitely not lie to you." Chao Changchang suddenly made a solemn promise.

"You still have the interest to say this now? Wait for me to catch Si Nian for you. There are billions of dollars waiting in this world. He is actually embarrassed to wash his hands and tidy up his clothes?"

Yun Chaochao ran back and stuffed his phone directly into Si Nian's hand: "Tell me, there is something wrong with the auction, do you want to listen first?"

"Ah? What's going on?" Si Nian didn't care whether his hands were dirty or not.

Chao Changchang briefly said the whole story: "Trend International Center, the second shot has started to register for the second shot, with a single shot of 3.64 billion, and the second shot has failed. Now the second shot has received a 20% discount."

"How much is that?" Si Nian is a number-insensitive.

"2.912 billion." Chao Chang replied.

"Okay! My second uncle is almost at this psychological price." Si Nian said there was no pressure.

"So, the mysterious buyer who is registering now is your second uncle?" This is what Chao Changchang called and wanted to figure it out.
To be continued...