"Happy birthday, happy birthday, happy birthday."

"Aowoo!"

After several logos, a company appeared in the picture, with employees singing birthday songs around the table.

"Today is my boss, Jin Lifu's birthday. She has anorexia. In order to flatter her, her colleagues bit the bullet and gathered around the table to eat junk food and pretended to compliment her. She asked me to pretend to be smiling, make a sweet and charming look, and flatter her. Even if it took five minutes, it would make me unbearable."

"I am the company's account manager, and I used to be called a customer representative..." Chen Kun's male lead Wei Sili turned around and walked towards his seat with a wooden face in the crowd.

These words are his inner monologues.

The camera switches, a pair of dogs and a woman having an affair on the table. This is a scene that has been saved after finally passing the review. The actors are all wearing clothes, only revealing half of their butts, and half of their butts are still a foreigner.

"My girlfriend is hard to control, and my best friend Barry is having an affair with her."

"I find that I don't care about anything lately..."

"Where am I? I am Wei Sili." Chen Kun rubbed his head, opened the Dogma on the computer, entered his name, and clicked to search.

On the search page, there is no result.

A few simple scenes and a few inner monologues introduce the male protagonist's situation clearly.

Then the camera turned and Zhou Run sent it out.

Then there is a wonderful scene of jumping off the building and shooting. This is the highlight of the trailer made by Wan Xiaohu. At first, few people in the cinema understood Zhou Runfa's actions and thought Zhou Runfa was going to escape by taking the elevator. But when the camera combined with the speed and slowness, the moment Zhou Runfa jumped out of the building.

“Wow!”

"cool!"

The entire cinema exclaimed.

What's even more handsome is that Zhou Runfa yelled while yelling, knocking on the gun, first shot two people dead, then swung the gun, and the bullet turned around and shot another person behind the cover.

"Domstic!"

"Damn, this is the bullet turn!"

The reporters just screamed. The next moment, Zhou Runfa fell from the camera, as if he had fallen.

"No way? Is it going to fall and hang up?"

"No, jumped into the next floor." A shrewd reporter immediately guessed at the shaking curtains downstairs.

Without wasting his brain cells, the last killer was stunned and was shot by Zhou Runfa who had already climbed up.

"Brother Fa is so cool, he deserves to be Brother Ma. This move is superb." A reporter was a fan of Brother Fa and couldn't help but exclaim.

Unfortunately, if the movie is based on the audience's ideas, it will be boring.

After answering the phone call, Zhou Runfa was shot by a sniper rifle. The plot was less than five minutes later, and Fa Ge's character was lost. Some domestic media were shocked, and as for foreign journalists, they were all shocked by the back-tracking shots of sniper rifle bullets.

The subsequent plots are wave after wave, speed chase, bullet turns, and gun-torming. The male protagonist Wei Sili is quickly forced to mature from a confused young man, so that he is excited by adrenaline, and he can even use bullets to break the flies' wings without hurting the flies.

As his life experience unfolded, it turned out that his father was the killer of the Assassin League. The Assassin League planned to train Wei Sili to become a top killer and allow him to inherit his father's wealth and a huge savings.

Everything has become different from the previous life.

No more numbness, no longer irrelevant.

Facing his ugly and fat boss, Wei Sili shouted. Facing his friend who was playing with his girlfriend, Wei Sili directly held a computer keyboard and then slammed into the other person's face.

Amid the intense soundtrack, the keyboard is split into pieces, with six buttons on the keyboard mixed with a U-shaped tooth, flying over the camera.

In slow motion, six letters plus teeth are combined into two words: "fack-temptation!"

This is the mainland version. In order to cope with the review of radio and television, the original movie shot "f~uck" was changed to "fack", and the meaning of "f~uck-temptation" in English is similar to the Chinese "Fuck~ You".

A very ironic and ridiculous shot.

Not only did Wei Sili's bad luck be wiped out, but the audience also exhaled their dissatisfaction.

As Wei Sili entered the Assassin League for training, there was another scene of sudden succession. Wei Sili was beaten, then grew up quickly, and then defeated his opponent. From a man with a new look, he became a top killer with agile and first-class marksmanship.

Then I learned about the mission of the Assassin Alliance, which is to decipher into a human name according to the password given by an angel loom every time, and eliminate the people who will do evil.

At the same time, deal with a top traitor, Close.

During the mission, the speed assassination, S-shaped curve driving skills, gun-swinging assassination on the train, and various short-body contact movements made the reporters dazzled and exclaimed.

Jessica Alba on the big screen is even more eye-catching. Not only is she charming, her movements are cold and sexy, but her light curves on the corners of her mouth when she smiles, she is also intoxicating.

It can be said that from the appearance of Brother Hair at the beginning of the movie to Jessica's killer code-named Fox, he was dispatched to a mission with Wei Sili, and the hot scenes never stop. In addition to gunfights, it is also gunfights. The original version is also gunfights. The fight is earth-shaking, and the eye-catching action scenes of many future blockbusters do not make people feel aesthetically tired at all.

After assassinating a boss in the car, the Fox and Weisli began to perform the final mission, killing the traitor of the Assassin League, Close.

This is a period of assassination and counter-assassination carried out on a train.

The original version is that Close took the initiative to save the male protagonist, but the male protagonist still shot and killed the male protagonist, which is a bit confusing. Moreover, in the end, they recognize each other bloodily. It turns out that they are the real father and son. However, when it comes to Wan Xiaohu, although Close is still going to die, it is because he wants to save Wei Sili and he takes the initiative to die.

And let Wei Sili know the truth about the Assassin League.

The eldest son of the Assassin Alliance, Chen Daoming, deciphered the code of the angel loom. In order to kill people by selfish desire, Close discovered these secrets and did it against it. Because Close was too powerful, the Long asked the fox to find the son Wei Sili, whom Close was unwilling to disturb. Wei Sili, who trained to kill Close, to fight back.

boom!

Because of the battle, the train derailed on the cliff bridge, and the entire train was thrown out. Several train strips had fallen into the cliff. With the big special effects, the scene was spectacular. Klos saved Wei Sili and told the truth. He died immediately. Wei Sili looked at the fox slowly walking towards him in disbelief.

"Is this true?"

"Yes."

"Why do you do this? Why use me?"

"Because you are the only person he can't kill." Jessica said slowly with blood on her forehead.

"You've known it a long time ago? You've been cheating on me."

"Because his name appears, and yours." Jessica raised her pistol and was about to shoot.

Wei Sili took the lead in smashing the train window and fell into the river under the cliff with his father's body.

After escaping, Wei Sili became particularly strong inside and he wanted to take revenge.

After a detailed plan, with the mouse bomb as the vanguard, attacked the base camp of the Assassin League, a textile factory in Prague. The entire battle scene was domineering, especially Wei Sili rushed into the position of the textile machine, rushing all the way, firing, changing guns, changing magazines, dodging, and shooting, and then shooting, and completing it in one go. It was so handsome that it exploded.

Finally, he fought into an old circular library, and Wei Sili was exhausted. The only remaining killers in the Assassin League stood in a circle and surrounded Wei Sili in the middle. Wei Sili told the truth, but Si Long took out a list indifferently.

The names of Klos and Weisley did not appear on the loom, but the names of others from the Assassin League appeared, including the Fox.

Si Long bewitches people's hearts. Let the killers choose by themselves, whether to seize power, kill Wei Sili and dominate the world, or defend the standards of the angel loom, and shoot and kill themselves.

"Choose me to you!"

Si Long finished speaking and walked out of the library.

In the short-term confrontation, the first killer made a choice: "Wei Sili, go to die!"

A smile appeared on the corner of the fox's mouth, he looked around and looked at Wei Sili again.

He suddenly turned around and threw a bullet out of his pistol.

The bullet is like an angel's rhythm, showing a 360-degree turn. In the slow motion, the two words "goodbye" engraved on the bullet are clearly visible. Then it penetrates into the mind of the first killer, and then into the mind of the second killer. The third, the fourth...

The fox shook his hand and threw the pistol to Wei Sili.

The camera slowly showed the 360-degree bullet attack at a speed that seemed to be an old man walking. Under the soothing soundtrack of the opera, the fox slowly stood back to his original place, slowly greeting his bullet with an indelible smile. This bullet killed all the killers, with blood scattered by spirals.

It descended on the fox's temple.

The camera switched, Wei Sili held the pistol with his back to the fox. At the same time, the fox suddenly trembled sideways and was shot and died.

At the last moment, the fox chose to sacrifice himself and fulfill justice.

Wei Sili looked at the fox's fallen body, stared at it for a long time, and suddenly shouted: "Si Long!" and then chased him out, but Si Long was no longer Si Long's figure in the ruins of the entire textile factory.

In this way, Wei Sili returned to her past in a daze, and the killer's experience was like a dream.

I checked the bank card and there was still more than ten yuan left.

He is still the poor penis.

I still found a new job and checked in front of the computer in a daze, who I am and where I am.

Just as he just typed his name on the doggy.

A gun was pressed against the back of his neck.

"Are you still checking who you are?" The visitor was **oss Si Long.

"This person is not me, look, this is just a bait to attract fish to the hook." As Wei Sili's narration sounded, the guy who was mistaken for Wei Sili turned around.

Haha, it suddenly became Wan Xiaohu.

The next moment.

Just like Zhou Runfa at the beginning, an exquisite bullet with blood stains exploded Si Long's head.

Then the camera slowly traced back, and Wei Sili's narrator followed the bullet and returned to the place where it was shot.

"I am the one who controls this bullet, through Si Long, through the Assassin Alliance, through Jin Lifu, through the business report, through the ergonomic keyboard, through the girlfriend who is out of the wall, and with the good friend who drinks garbage drinks. This is me who can control my own destiny and live with myself."

The bullet returned to the sniper rifle, Chen Kun raised his head and looked at the camera: "What have you done recently?"

Clang.

The picture darkens, and the subtitles float up to the dynamic music.

"Director: Wan Xiaohu."

"Screenwriter: Wan Xiaohu."

"The Wanted Order."

There was a thunderous applause. The reporters in the audience stood up and puffed their hands violently.

“Great, classic commercial blockbuster!”

"A action movie beyond imagination, the pinnacle of violent aesthetics and action philosophy!"

"Wan Xiaohu should go to Hollywood to make a movie!"
Chapter completed!