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630 Respect the facts and never bullshit (how can it be)!

For young people who have never seen the original work, everyone's understanding of Zhou Botong's image probably comes from the old version of Hong Kong dramas in the 1990s. That image is more in line with the original work. He grabs the chubby eyebrows and beards, and when he sees a fun one, he immediately becomes more energetic. If there is no fun, he fights left and right, which means that his "Xiao Zuo" and "Xiao You" play lily, he is indeed a good player who enjoys himself!

For such a long time, the old naughty boy has always been ungrateful, with a shaved beard and gray-haired image. It is completely different from his senior brother Wang Chongyang's tall and glorious personality, with a very large contrast. Even the old house girl in Wu Zhengfeng's border area is familiar with it, so before his wife signed up, she really didn't expect that the person in front of her was Zhou Botong.

The so-called house’s effect focuses on decoration, and the appearance of a human face depends on makeup. Now that I’m shave my hair and shave my beard, my entire image has changed in an instant, which is really surprising.

"You have a very unique beard," Yang Qi has never been a person who recognizes her life, and she always speaks with a sense of familiarity: "Who did it, or your wife?"

"My wife." Zhou Botong is also a senior member of the professional world. His eyes lit up and he came up like he found a new toy: "I said, your kung fu is not bad, how can you learn it? Whose donkey belongs to? Is it yours? And, how do you get your hair? This color is so shiny and beautiful!"

"Muha 5≤Long 5≤Wind 5≤Writing 5≤Study, x Haha, I really know you!"

Looking at the two guys who came together instantly like online games for offline gatherings, Wu Zhengfeng could only sigh helplessly, and then nodded to the Zhou family's wife who also seemed helpless. She smiled reservedly. At the same time, she couldn't help but look at Zhou's wife more because she was really a celebrity.

The deeds of Zhou Botong and his wife were, in this era, before the affair between teachers and students of the Condor Heroes were exposed, they could be said to have dominated the gossip world for a long time. Even this old housewife can be regarded as a master. In order to facilitate the onlookers who do not understand the truth, they would like to introduce them to the same kind of respect and truth as before.

Actually, this is the thing:

In the past, there was a mountain, and a temple in the mountain. There was a lack of an old monk in the temple. Because the future old monk had not yet become a monk and was still an emperor, he was tentatively code-named Emperor a. As an emperor, although he was an emperor in a small country in remote areas, A was also a complete successful boss. Therefore, there must be no goddaughter and concubine b, who has a very beautiful national beauty and a very large age difference.

The following things are the same as thousands of stories. A, who is obsessed with career and struggles with dreams, neglected b, b, loneliness, and cold. At this time, relieved her emptiness and drove away loneliness, and the warm and cold no-go c appeared. According to the law of the second-go pushing coldness since ancient times, Naruto pushed Sasuke, Sakuragi pushed Rukawa. The second-go c also pushed the banner of the wife's concubine b.ntr, flying high here.

The second brother C's senior brother, also known as the righteous warrior D, severely rebuked C's behavior. However, C, who even had no idea about ntr, repented with a wake-up call from D and left B. From then on, even though he blamed himself, he did not dare to see a and b again, and he hid and kept changing places when he saw him.

When I see this, do I have an inexplicable sense of familiarity? Is there a feeling of "Is it my illusion? It seems that the previous story is similar"? That's right, putting aside other elements, the biggest difference between this story and the previous story is that C simply pushed B down as soon as he started. Moreover, it made B pregnant with a child e.

The following story, because we are too entangled, we can make three times faster.

Concubine B gave birth to a child e, and the bad guy f sneaked the child e to cheat the emperor a. If Emperor A spent a hundred years of hard work to save the child e, the child could not be saved in the end. The bad guy f could not cheat the emperor a, but Concubine B hated the emperor a. Concubine B came out to find the second guy c, but the second guy c was imprisoned in the dungeon by the master g. Concubine B lacked key skills and could not get through the dungeon G, so she could only start to study the key skills.

Then aa, bb, cc, dd, ee OK, e is gone anymore, skipping ff, gg, etc. After a series of plots that have been tossed and turned over and over, Emperor A becomes monk a. After another series of life-and-death encounters, the evil bad guy F is finally suppressed and taken as his disciple by monk A to influence him.

When you see this, do you still have an inexplicable sense of familiarity? Do you feel like "fighting in the Heavenly Palace five hundred years ago → sentenced to 500 years → meeting a bald head under the Five Elements Mountain"? In fact, putting aside other elements, the biggest difference between this story and a masterpiece of a super master is the way of the monk's influence on evil people. The monk used the tight spell, but the monk a moved it with emotion and reason. The earnest words and sincere feelings are in the sense of emotion and reason, and the credibility is extremely high.

At that time, that was the case.

Bad guy f: You, you, why don’t you kill me?

Monk a: Brother, my hat was so green at the beginning, and it was like a lamp. Fortunately, you brother, your slap gave me such a great grudge! So don’t worry, one life exchanges another life, this time, I will cover your life!

Bad guy f: It turns out that good will be rewarded! From now on, I will be chasing with you!

Then, abcfg and other characters such as handsome guys and fairy i who appeared later performed a story of one kind. For a long time, a group of bachelors supported a masterpiece. A, b, c, d, f, and g, and bachelors. Even handsome guys h were also bachelors at that time. Countless characters were completely entangled, forming an unsolvable knot, and a mess was an upset.

Finally, a hero emerged and got it all done.

We are still familiar with this hero. We have already passed the Earth ol once, and we are suspected to be the one who is playing for two weeks.

That's right, this kind of big thing depends on our Jinlun Brother. It is simple, effective, and straightforward. With a slap, the monk f was killed and pushed the first piece of Domino. From that time on, all those who could get rid of the bachelor had left. B and C finally lived happily together, and monk A also lived next to BC's house. It's a happy and congratulatory.

Hey? Student, what do you want to ask? Why do you live next to BC and watch them show their love every day? What the hell is this mentality? Haha, classmates, why don’t you say that you are still too young and too shady, and you must grow a pair of wisdom to see the essence through the phenomenon. So, you will evolve into a legendary character like "Old A next door" immediately?

"That night was so painful that I couldn't really return it. For a few years, more than ten years, decades, we circled over our heads and couldn't dissipate. Now, I finally waited for the opportunity! You two are getting married, this is a god-given opportunity! I am the old man next door, and I want to take revenge for hundreds of nights, so that you old man can also taste the taste of a tauren!!"

In this case, the next door always stays in a fixed position and cannot even drive away.

If ABC hadn't been older, it wouldn't look like it could be reborn as a next generation. Otherwise, teacher, I could already flash my glasses, flash my teeth, and slam my fingertips with my fingertips and slap the table with my hand and fingers, saying, "This is the rhythm of the second season!"

Such a complex, typical, sensational super gossip can make the "Wuyazi Qiren's No Blessings" of similar themes hundreds of miles away in seconds. If there is an omnidirectional comparison between different types, it will be the leader. What about Lin Yuantu being a castrator, Lin Pingzhi being a castrator, Yue Buqun being a castrator, Dongfang Bubai being a castrator, Tian Boguang eventually became a castrator, "Smiling and Proud castrators" and so on. Such revelations that are forced by gender are simply unable to compete with this "life drama".

You said, how can the world be without attention and not spreading wildly?

(Damn it, why do you know that you are talking nonsense, but as you write, you start to believe it! What's the rhythm of using the lower limit to refresh your three views? It's so naive!)

Wu Zhengfeng took a light look at the Zhou family's wife in her seventies. Her name is Yinggu, who is the imperial concubine. It seems that having a wife means that she is very different from the bachelor period. Everything about men is within the jurisdiction of women. After having a good wife, her hair, beard, clothes and dress are completely taken over. Yinggu has been an imperial concubine after all, and her ability to pick clothes is different from Zhou Botong, who was born in a rampant family. After her skillful hands, the image of this old naughty boy was immediately changed.

As for hair color, it is not a bug. Zhou Botong has a high cultivation level and a pure mind. He always digs Polygonum multiflorum among the mountains and fields to leverage the ginseng. Although he cannot be as exaggerated as a Xiaoyao Sect, turning white hair into black is not a problem. Moreover, it is speculated that Ying Gu is Zhou Botong's inner demon. Now he has finally broken his own inner demon, and his internal strength is naturally even higher, and he naturally looks younger.

If Zhou Botong was only slightly higher than the other four people when the Divine Eagle re-arranged the Five Great Masters in the late stage, after so many times, this martial arts fanatic may have been absolutely better than the other four. He may have been firmly in the top spot in the Central Plains River and Lake openly.

The so-called "saying is soon" is a long time, and it takes a chapter to talk about it, but what you think in your mind is just a few thoughts.

The sound of horse hooves approached quickly, and it was Hei Tan who led the horses to come over. When it was okay, it was often unreliable, but when it felt like something was wrong, it immediately became extremely reliable. When it saw that there was a stranger, it immediately brought the horseman to help. It rumbling to the near side and stared at Zhou Botong, and squirted with its nose and feet to the ground, as if it was eager to try to lift its hooves and kick it over.

"Stop messing around." Yang Qi raised her hand and scratched its chin, waved at all the horses behind her, and all the expressions of sweat and blood horses relaxed.

"Huh?!" When the old naughty boy saw this, his eyes shone in his eyes, and his whole body was activated as if he was suddenly pressed. Ying Gu, not far away, sighed slightly. After all, he became ill again. It was a problem to come to Zhongnan Mountain, but looking at his current appearance, if his excitement had not passed, nothing would be useful to say.

Sure enough, the old naughty boy said to Yang Qi in high spirits: "Girl with white hair, you really have a good horse. They are like they can understand your words. How can they do it? And you have a good kung fu, why don't we play with each other?"

"Play? What to play?" It's not like throwing handkerchiefs and throwing sandbags. Although we are still childlike, we don't really appreciate things that are too young.

"Play whatever you know and play whatever you want. My hands are itchy, so I want to compete with you. Compare fists, feet, light skills, and anything you want to compare! If you win, just say something casually. As long as it doesn't hurt the truth, I will definitely do it. If I win, that's the same. How about it, will you come?"

"Oh? This is interesting!" Yang Qi immediately became energetic.

Old naughty boy? It seems that he knows many unique skills, but he is even more of a personal expert. He has great potential to use. Yes, Yang Qi didn't think about this in her mind. In fact, she was just simple and itchy.

It’s no point in bullying the weak, she has always wanted to find a real master to compete.

The old Taoist priest in Qingxu Temple had enough internal strength, but that's all. If it weren't for not being able to adapt to the body after the bone shrinkage and bone change at that time, if his arms were not convenient at that time, he would not be able to escape. Needless to say, the monks in Shaolin were, like the ancestor of Vajra, to her, they were just sandbags. Wu Jiao Niang was of course strong enough, but she had fought with each other many times and was too familiar with each other.

Now she is in a good state, in a very good state, with improved skills and strong physical strength, and she also has an eggshell that is like cheating. At this time, a master of Zhou Botong's level can just become her touchstone.

"Okay, just one word is certain!"

Bang, the two of them slapped in the air and the bet was established. (To be continued...)

ps: I was shocked today: I suddenly found that there was a preview of the return of the Great Sage in our third-tier town. As a shit monkey, we immediately became excited and wanted to see the same kind and overslept at noon... No, the above is not the key. The key is that when I just woke up in a daze, I heard the Emperor popularize new knowledge to the Empress Dowager in the tone of discovering the New World: "Now the Internet language is very interesting. The little daughter is no longer called the little daughter, it is called the little lolier!" I tried adding an Erhuayin Niannian. Besides, the Emperor was still speaking in the southwestern Shandong dialect at that time. Anyway, I was so scared that I was no longer sleepy.
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