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309 If you have a hole, you will live, if you don't have a brain, you will die?!

Yang Qi didn't sleep for too long, and she woke up in about five hours. When she woke up, it was no longer snowing in the sky, but the clouds had not dissipated, so dark that it was hard to see clearly. She had not yet slept, but couldn't sleep anymore because a rustling sound came with the wind and came into her ears.

After years of life and death, Yang Qi developed a vigilant instinct. In this almost completely light-free environment, she instinctively raised her auditory cordon. When she heard the rustling sound, she immediately woke up and entered her best condition within a breath.

Yang Qi turned her ears and felt that the rustling sound was very strange, as if a creature was running on the snow surface, but the sound was too low. Yang Qi looked over and looked at it, and with the slight dizziness, she could find that she was on a snowy peak. In front of the Great Snow Mountain in the distance, it was a land bun, but it was a dangerous place compared to the surroundings.

I rubbed my eyes and looked in the direction of the rustling sound, but saw some shadows running in the distance. It looked like a human, and the rustling sounds should be the sound of footsteps. But some of these footsteps are heavy and some are lighter, and the lighter the more it is, the faster it runs. Those people actually came straight to the snow peak with clear goals.

The situation is unclear, so Yang Qi doesn't want to have any direct contact with the upright creatures in this world for the time being. To be honest, it looks like a human from afar, but what if it is a completely different creature? Yang Qi decided to retreat and observe it first, so she turned around and planned to go down the mountain from the other side.

But as soon as his head was poked out, Yang Qi's eyes narrowed because someone else ran up on this side. The leader was quite fast and ran up. Moreover, the sound of footing was very light. He couldn't hear it against the wind.

"I'll just go, or double-team?" Yang Qi quickly looked at the other two sides, and there were figures running towards this. There were more than 300 figures at roughly looking at these figures, and they were roughly swaying. The moon was dark, the wind was high, the wilderness, the wilderness, the mysterious man. Yang Qi's eyes became empty. She always felt that she seemed to be standing at a meeting point of an illegal gathering/meeting.

"It's not so sad, right?" sighed in my heart, but it seemed that I had to admit that it should be so sad. The world is as dark as a crow, and the sneaky and tense atmosphere in these figures' actions can definitely not be hidden from the eyes of the Queen of Eternal Night - there must be something wrong with the origin and purpose of this group of people!

But I don’t care about their origins, and all this has nothing to do with me. Just find a way to flash it. Although Yang Qi is not afraid of trouble, she will not be able to find trouble. Generally, such sneaky gatherings are like some kind of selfie, and the most taboo thing is to be knocked out by irrelevant people. Once there is a possibility of leakage, it is really a way to chase the ends of the world by chasing it.

In order to avoid such bloody things, Yang Qi decided to flash people. But people from all directions were coming very quickly. The sound of clothes breaking through the air was approaching.

There was a sudden sound of a middle-aged man's voice in the east. The sound sounded quite strange, and the volume was not loud. It should have floated in the air, but it could be heard clearly by people of a long distance. This person's words were actually Chinese, and his tone was strange, but it was definitely Chinese. It seemed that he was not an alien planet anymore. But what he said made Yang Qi stunned, and only four big words slowly floated: "If there is a hole, then a life!"

If there is a hole, you will give birth? What does it mean? If there is a hole..., you can give birth? It's too vulgar. Zhujiejun and the fox sisters wouldn't shout out such a tasteless word, right!

At this time, another voice came from below from the west, obviously echoing. It was a loud male voice, not that old, but full of murderous aura: "No-brain, then-death!"

If you don’t have brains, you will die?! What does this mean and what is the meaning? It won’t be that all brainless people will die. The world’s efforts to eliminate illiteracy cannot be so strong, right?! Yang Qi stared a little.

With two whistles, the two figures rushed up to the top of the peak from both sides at the same time and landed on the snow. The sky was so dark that it was so dark that it was hard to see clearly. I only felt that the man in the east was wearing a robe and the man in the west was wearing a fur coat. Both of them were not tall, even a little shorter than Yang Qi.

The two obviously didn't expect that there was someone on the top of the peak. They were extremely surprised when they saw Yang Qi. They looked at each other, then all stared at Yang Qi. The man in the west whispered: "Why didn't you make a sound just now? What about the code words?"

"Ha, hehe... it turned out to be a code word..." Yang Qi smiled a little weakly and pointed to the person in the east: "Do you have a hole?"

"Yes." The answer was open and open.

Another pointing to the person in the west: "You are brainless... Cough cough, will you die?"

"Yes." He was confident.

"Hiss--" Yang Qi took a long breath and suppressed it again and again, but the beggar's soul of complaining could not be suppressed! She exhaled and shouted with a full breath: "Listen, my code is: brain-hole-big-open-opening!!"

Pup, Yang Qi couldn't help laughing. Even if the two of them cut over the next moment, Yang Qi couldn't help laughing. It was so terrible. Who is so genius who actually made such a sentence as a code word!

Just as he was about to laugh, Yang Qi held back, because after hearing Yang Qi's words, the two of them were not furious after being played with. Instead, they took a step back and suddenly clasped their fists: "It turns out that they have a big brain, they are disrespectful."

I’m so unrespectful to your brother-in-law! I really can’t stand it anymore! I won’t accidentally break into the set of brain-destroying movies!

正当杨绮实在忍不住喷薄欲出的笑声时,只听南边远远传来一声长啸:“天——下——既——白——!”这啸音来的还挺快,比奥运冠军百米冲刺的速度还要快好几倍.第一个字还在山脚下,最后一个字已经到了山头了.唰的一声响,一个高瘦男子翻身落在峰顶,看了三人一眼后,抱拳向四方吼道:“有洞则生,无脑则死,脑洞大开,天下既白,暗语无误,欢迎各脑洞同道来此共襄盛举!”

"Everyone, each has his own imagination... fellow men?! Hahahaha!" Yang Qi couldn't hold it in an instant, and an uncontrollable laughter surged into the sky and spread far and forever. There was constant sound of breaking through the air around him, and a figure rushed up to the top of the mountain, but everyone looked at Yang Qi in surprise and laughed to the sky. Tears of laughter came out, and they were almost rolling on the floor.

Even if you will be chased by these people in the future, it is worth hearing such refreshing lines!

Everyone looked at each other, not sure what the intention was. The man who had been in the world came up and asked in a low voice, "What is the meaning of laughing like this?"

"Huh-Huh--" Yang Qi took a few breaths and finally held it in. She barely stood up. Yang Qi slapped the man on the shoulder and gave her a thumbs up: "Gao, happy!"

It doesn't matter if the slap is slapped. Everyone who was a little restless just now became quiet in a blink of an eye. The eyes of Yang Qi seemed to have a sense of awe. Even the "If there is a hole, you will live" and "If there is no brain, you will die", and several people took a breath.

Yang Qi was not sure why, but he took two steps back and said a little embarrassedly: "Although he can't do his fist and kick, he has some experience in light skills. You can hit the lower shoulder with one palm, which is really handsome. It's not easy to clap your palm but not use your internal energy, and it's even more courageous. It's worthy of being a 'brain-opening'. I think he must be a well-known brain master and cave master!"

I just patted your shoulder casually! And - the master of the brain? I can no longer complain, whoever is willing to vomit will get on...

The man continued, "With your hero joining, why should we worry about the big thing not going to happen!"

"Yes-!" The atmosphere around became warm.

A man who was brainless and dead waved and shouted: "Open flame!" A group of people rushed up at the foot of the mountain, carrying various instruments. One of them was a big thing, and it was a big stove. Someone ignited the fire, and the fire rushed up quickly. The cold wind lit up, illuminating the dim surroundings and seeing their appearance clearly.

Yang Qi shrugged, and naturally she couldn't make it as soon as the lights were turned on, so she still had to be exposed. But it didn't matter, she also discovered that the qi and blood of these people were not very strong. The best one was eight times stronger than ordinary people, and the one with one or two times stronger. Eight times sounded very good, but the level of the Spartan team in the Steel Testicle City is a scumbag in Yang Qi's eyes today.

Judging from their opinions, these people should have internal skills. But I’m not afraid of Mr. Golden Wheel. These people are probably not a big deal if they are considered together with their qi and blood and internal skills.

Surrounded by a group of scumbags, it doesn't matter even if they are seen through. With such a frank mood, Yang Qi waits for someone to see through her good show.

But the development of things was much beyond her expectations. (To be continued, please search for Astronomy, novels are better, updated and faster!

ps: Have you guessed which world you went to?
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