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239 The Chosen One? The Chosen One! (6K)(1/2)

Chinese people are very concerned about face. Although they care a lot about many things, they often cannot be expressed. Because many times most people think that once they say something, they will lose weight, appear to be very unlucky and embarrassing. In fact, most men care about these issues very much, pay attention to them, but they are reluctant to look at them in depth.

However, everyone today is blessed because three judges are embarrassed for the people. Or, these three people don’t care about shameless questions at all. They ask the questions and say the words, and the words are very spicy and sharp. And although they ask a lot of things that others are embarrassed to ask, the magical thing is that not only does not make people despise, but also makes many people at the scene applaud and cheer and support loudly.

For example, after appearance evaluation, the personality evaluation stage is carried out.

"The beauty of appearance is a necessary and inadequate condition for being a goddess. It can be said that if you want to be a goddess, appearance beauty is a must, but just appearance beauty is absolutely not enough. In any two-dimensional work, it is not the male protagonist, but the female protagonist!" Teacher Ma said another novel theory: "Just look at what kind of person the heroine in this series is, you can immediately understand what the whole story is and what the male protagonist is."

Teacher Yin put his hands on his chest and nodded in agreement: "When you see Nami, you know it is a brave adventure stream. When you see Athena, you know it is a passionate fight. When you see Haruko Akagi, you know it is a pure and ignited youth dream search flow. When you see Sakura, you know it is a female protagonist or something. The indifferent male protagonist is in love and killing each other."

"Hey!" Teacher Xin complained angrily: "Why is Sakula so miserable? She is also a very useful character, okay? If you want to complain, you should also give Qiqi?"

Teacher Yin ignored him and concluded: "In the future, when you watch various new episodes, you can also pay attention to the heroine - the heroine, which determines the style of the hero! If you see a heroine who is holding a bread and shouting "I'm late, I'm late" and colliding at the corner to fall to the ground and throwing her to death, then the hero in this story is just like that. It is absolutely impossible to go out to sea to find the grand manner of "playing to death". This is also applicable in our three dimensions!"

Teacher Yin's eyes swept over the male guest, and there was even a little sharp: "Do you want to become a useless waste, a sucker who was cheated of money, a second-generation ancestor who is tired of everyone, or a young hero who truly makes a difference? To a great extent, it depends on the characteristics of the heroine. On the journey of life, a virtuous and truly supportive partner is more important than money. Only with an excellent heroine can you find the "playful and kill" in the vast world."

When they heard Curly Mao Yin's speech, many male guests were pondering. It was not that they didn't understand this truth, but they said it in this way today. They were particularly touched. The female guests were also thinking, and their eyes looked at Sanhuai quietly changed. Many people were disdainful at first when they saw Sanhuai, but later they were afraid and angry in their appearance judgment, but now they finally had some admiration.

It seems that this time, because of these three useless things, it has really become a stylish blind date event.

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"Ah?!" The female guest was in an uproar, but the male guests all laughed, shaking their heads and applauding while laughing.

"What, what's so amazing? This is the place to choose the heroine, not a place to recruit scrapped second/mildew!" Teacher Yin was very arrogant: "All temperaments and personalities die aside first. We are not from the Olympus department. Black fungus is not qualified to be our goddess! Even if it's a waste, we don't want the person who holds up his hands to have the habit of miscarriage! The scum also has the backbone of the scum. We will never serve as a spare tire for the pseudo-god! Do you think so?"

"Yes-!" The men in the audience cheered in unison, as if shouting long live.

"So, female guests, come here in fact. But I want to say it in advance," Teacher Yin looked like a master-like manner of Yuezhi: "I am following these two people. The things on their faces are not decorations. Except for thick makeup and you can't see through it, everything else is drizzle. Don't, lie."

It was horrifying, and the female guests were finally horrified. The flames in the men's eyes were completely burning. At this time, should I expose such a thing?

"No. 1 stinky national football team...oh. No, it's the national pearl, you can tell me first!" Teacher Yin pointed directly at No. 1.

No. 1 was in a panic, and he couldn't answer for a while.

"Hurry up!" Teacher Yin pressed step by step: "How many people have slept with you? Do you still need to remember carefully to count such things?"

"No, no!" Number One finally barely reached: "I have never been with a man..."

"Oh? Really?" Teacher Yin asked the border lieutenant for his opinion: "What do you think?"

Teacher Xin and Teacher Ma raised a sign at the same time, and the word "fake" was written on it.

No. 1 immediately was at a loss and stuttered: "I, my that, actually..."

"Okay, just shut up, you have no chance." Teacher Xin asked immediately without giving anyone a response time: "No. 3, what's your situation?"

Sun Meimei was still laughing secretly just now. The national beads are too fake, just so sexy/sexy/fashionable/famous. I lie, don’t tell me that nine are true or one is fake, but at least ten percent of them are fake. After hearing that I was named, Sun Meimei pondered for a while. It was really difficult to count. Because there can’t be too many, if there are too many, it must be black fungus. But there can’t be too few, because this exposed route of the groove is inherently limited by the possibility of being too nonsense.

What to do? It’s really difficult. These three useless people seem absurd to act, but they go directly to the center of the problem.

"I..." Sun Meimei pondered for a moment and then said, "I have had three boyfriends." When Sun Meimei answered, she raised her chest and raised her head, feeling calm, and she felt like she was saying one by one.

But! "No. 3, don't change the concept, just talk about him. I haven't asked you how many boyfriends you have had, but I'm asking how many men you have had in bed!" Teacher Yin really didn't give you any room to sneak away!

"Then, of course it's three, three!" Sun Meimei was a little panicked.

The two linesman immediately put up signs - fake!

Ah! I'm going crazy! I'm originally came for the marriage of dew, but I just wanted to apply for a second/mistress. Whoever is looking for a second/mistress still cares about this! But if these three bastards get together, there will be no chance! Even if someone was moved, now I'm clear about it and say this, it's completely over!

Sun Meimei knelt down in her heart in an OTZ position, and sadness turned into a river.

"On the 18th, tell me yours." Teacher Yin pointed to Jiangshan: "To be honest, I am still looking forward to you."

No. 18? No. 18 isn’t Guo Jingya? Sun Meimei immediately gritted her teeth. At this time, Green Tea/Bitch won the best!

"I..." Guo Jingya lowered her head, and her cheeks flew, her voice as thin as a mosquito, as if she was already shy: "I haven't had that with a man..."

Damn, this girl has been on the pure route from the beginning, and she is pure to the end. It’s not just green tea. It’s like a dragon well in West Lake. At this time, she is definitely like a fish in water!

But the next moment, Sun Meimei stared at her eyes wide and was stunned because the two men with glasses held up the signs with two "fake" characters.

"Oh?!" The host shouted, the audience shouted, and the guests shouted, it seemed that everyone was looking forward to this No. 18, but unexpectedly, they judged it as "fake"! Guo Jingya widened her innocent glasses. It seemed very pitiful and shocked.

"Student Guo Jingya, although I personally hope that what you said is true, my ethics tell me - I must raise this sign." Teacher Xin said as if facing the ultimate strong enemy: "In fact, for us useless men, the biggest natural enemy is a girl like you. She looks too deceptive, like a clear lotus in the turbid world. But unfortunately, after countless brothers were deceived, we finally developed the wisdom to detect whether it is true or false."

"You, you are lying!" Sun Jingya looked very innocent, her face turned red with anger: "How can you say whatever you want?" Even in anger, Sun Jingya was like a little animal with hair blown, with a cute little ferocious look. With this angry expression, she could make an ordinary otakus look cute.

But, unfortunately, she was facing a black otaku.

"Love?" Teacher Xin twitched his neck like a puppet that was being played with. His face was covered with black shadows, and he slowly said: "Do you still remember Gao Chunming from Class 4 of No. 1 Middle School, Yang Shuhai from Class 6 of No. 1 Middle School, Sun Guangfu from Class 12 of No. 2 Middle School, and Lu Xiujin from Class 8 of Experimental Middle School?"

"You!" Guo Jingya covered her mouth and widened her eyes. She could tell that this time, she was really panicked.

Teacher Xin was like a rampage of first-class phone, and his facial features turned ferocious, and his voice seemed to be breathing like a god of death: "Do you still need me to continue reading?"

Guo Jing shook her head in a hurry.

"So, do you think my verdict is true?"

Guo Jingya struggled for a moment and finally nodded.

"Hmph, hehe, hahaha!" The wild goblin covered his forehead like a thunderous Yagami and laughed to the sky. The otaku Xin waved his hand: "Continue!"

Oh——! Sun Meimei's eyes lit up. Although she didn't know what complicated background story this otaku Xin had with the green tea bitch, Sun Meimei clearly realized something at this moment: the green tea bitch was finally exposed! Finally, she couldn't pretend anymore! Wow, even if she lost today, it was worth it. It felt great to die with her mortal enemy!

In the arrogant and powerful performance of the three useless men, the female guests finally did not dare to act rashly and came from the real tricks. The strange ones were twenty-seven answers, and after the answer, they felt that they had no chance, so they relaxed and watched the fun. There were also more eye-catching ones. A charming young woman answered one, but she was actually judged as "real". The young woman explained that she had been married, and that one was her husband.

During this judgment, the three useless men were upgraded to gods in the eyes of the men, and even the rich and powerful male guests looked up. In addition to money and power, if they could develop such a pair of wise eyes, it would be of great value. Even the young man seemed to have the idea of ​​becoming a disciple and learning skills, and kept applauding.

In this harsh screening, the real goddess finally came out. Yang Qi had undisputed credibility. When she said the words "no", everyone in the field nodded constantly, as if it was natural. Sun Meimei, Guo Jingya and others were discouraged, and they were really incomparable. In front of the queen sitting on the throne, the girl from the throne, the girl from the brink of the bride and the green tea bitch could only be the burning ashes in the corner. Just retreat honestly.

And the third round, which is the so-called "talent", has become a prize that can get the prize for phone bills.

Some sing, some dance, some perform magic, and all eighteen martial arts are all in battle, which seems very lively. But everyone knows that after the first two rounds, everyone has a ranking in their hearts.

Finally, it's Yang Qi.

However, she didn't get up to perform anything, but sat in the seat and spoke: "Today's blind date is still interesting. From a man's standpoint, today is a very satisfying person. But since it is a blind date. Men choose goddesses, then women have to choose male gods. So here I want to ask the male guests a few questions and raise their hands first."

The male guests looked at each other for no reason, but they all felt that the elder sister would probably not be able to handle it once she made a move, so they raised their hands one after another.

"Let's ask a simpler one first." Yang Qi curled her lips and narrowed her eyes: "Whoever has been sleeping with you. The number of women under thirty is lower than thirty, put down her hands."

One of them put down his hand and held the rest.

"Now, if the number of people is less than fifty, put down your hands."

Two more hands were put down, and a few of them hesitated for a moment, not knowing whether to hold them up, but the rest should raise their arms high.

Seeing this row of hands, everyone was silent. Three useless and six rows of tear flowed down, constantly pounding their heads against the table, as if they were about to smash their tragic life.

"His grandma, a group of bastards and rich people..." Yang Qi also cursed herself, this was the Virgin soul roaring unwillingly. Then, she whispered loudly: "Whether it is the average score or the highest score, it is far higher than our level. But you all seem to be very calm. To be honest, the fundamental purpose of this so-called blind date meeting is to choose a concubine for you. Being rich is now the only standard for reflecting the value of a man. I will express my understanding for the moment."

After hearing Yang Qi's words, the male guests were a little embarrassed and a little angry. Many people were somewhat dissatisfied with the lessons taught by a woman like this.

"Okay, now everyone raises their hands and women hold them up, so I'll ask the second question."

Everyone raised their hands and waited quietly.

"If the personal deposit is less than one million, put down your hand."

Some of the male guests sneered, how could the deposit amount be less than one million if you can be a guest here?

Most of the supporting players off the field put down their hands, and the women also put down more than half, but a small half were still holding their hands.

"Oh, I saw someone laughing, and it's true that the amount is a little bit low for you. So, the next step is to put down less than 10 million."

The male guest was still holding hands, but what was amazing was that there were also people in the audience, and seven of the female guests were holding hands.

"Thirty million."

Some of the male guests put down their hands, while some of the female guests still raised their hands.

"Five million." "Seventy million." "One million."

When it comes to the number of 100 million, many male guests put down their hands. The so-called billionaire does not mean that there is 100 million in savings. Although these male guests today are far better than a certain stew pot, it does not mean that the deposits can exceed 100 million. What surprised these male guests was that there were actually two other female guests holding hands. One was Yang Qi and the other was the woman who had been married.

"Two million."

Most people put their hands down, and divorced women also put their hands down, and four or five male guests were persisting.

"Three hundred million."

There are two left.

"Four hundred million."

There is one left.

"Five hundred million."

The last one also put down his hand. Now there was only one person in the entire venue, which was Yang Qi herself. Seeing this scene, everyone couldn't speak and was stunned. The male guests were all stunned, some even a little ashamed. The one with the biggest eyes was Sun Meimei. At this moment, she finally realized that she was just a stupid crow, thinking that the phoenix flying in the sky would compete for her rotten flesh.

Yang Qi stood up and walked forward and said lightly: "Yes, I'm just showing off my wealth. To be honest, showing off my wealth with you guys will lose my share. But the reason why I show off my wealth is to tell you something - you are not as noble as you imagined. The girls opposite you have some financial strength to support themselves. So don't take it for granted and think that they are all here to ask for packages/raising them. For sure, they use the look of choosing products. You may not be able to afford it."

None of the male guests spoke and looked at each other. Their expressions were very complicated.

"There are also the organizers, so do you understand?" Yang Qi glanced at the audience. Several people in the audience immediately stood attentively: "Yes!"

Yang Qi nodded, walked past the catwalk, and walked towards the doorway opposite. It was the passageway to leave, and her meaning was already very obvious.

The three wastes couldn't help but stand up to see her off. In the male guest seat, the young man sitting in the middle of the seat was the first to stand up, and the other male guests had to stand up. Some of the female guests took the initiative, some followed the crowd, but they all stood up. Everyone's eyes unconsciously followed her footsteps, and no one spoke for a while, and everyone's thoughts were very complicated.
To be continued...
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