Chapter 30 Perverted Paradise(2/3)
Zhou Weiqing said confused: "Why are you laughing? What's so funny?"
Gao Sheng laughed and said: "Xiaowei, do you think that your voice was already very quiet just now and only your Bing'er could hear it?"
"Holy shit, you, you all heard it?" Zhou Weiqing said in surprise.
Luo Kedi gave Zhou Weiqing a thumbs up, "Xiao Wei, let me tell you, these words came out of your mouth. If another person dared to say such words in front of Boss Huafeng, he would probably die.
The skin is about to peel off. Is your voice still small? Have you forgotten what we all do? We are all archers, senior archers. This ability to identify positions by listening to sounds may not be possible even for Zong-level Dzi Bead Masters.
You are better than us. Your so-called whisper is no different than whispering in our ears. Haha, hahahaha! You are actually worried about the boss picking up your girl, it makes me laugh to death."
Zhou Weiqing said angrily: "Is it that funny? As a man, why should I worry about my own woman?"
"Damn it, you kid, don't embarrass me." Mu En said with a look of grief and anger, "Bastard, do you know what Boss Huaifeng wants you to call him most in terms of seniority?"
Zhou Weiqing asked in confusion: "What?"
Mu En said: "Mom."
"What?" Zhou Weiqing's eyes almost fell out of their sockets, "You said the battalion commander is a woman?"
"No, no, of course our boss is a man, but he just likes men. And the person he likes is your father. Hahaha, hahahaha, boy, you are actually worried about the man who wants to be your baby mother
I picked up your girl, haha, I laughed to death."
Zhou Weiqing was stunned and speechless. At this moment, Mu En and the other three suddenly turned aside and lay down almost without hesitation. On the wall of the wooden house behind them, there was no sound.
Three small holes appeared.
Then the voice of Xingfeng came, "If the three of you want to die, I don't mind helping you."
Luo Kedi's face turned pale for a moment, and the high school student suddenly became serious, "What did you say just now? Gangster, how can you arrange the boss like this? I despise you. Go back and pack your things." After saying that, the guy turned around and ran away.
Only Mu En sat down again as if no one else was around, looked at Zhou Weiqing who was stunned, and said calmly: "Xiao Wei, are you enlightened?"
"I understand? I understand. No wonder it's called a paradise for perverts. It really doesn't contain any normal people..." Zhou Weiqing's expression became extremely weird, because a strange picture appeared in his mind, his father and the elegant rower.
A picture of Captain Feng holding hands.
There was some churn in the stomach, and Zhou Weiqing immediately slapped himself, which finally brought him back from that scene.
He has met five of the seven people in Tiangong Camp, including a homosexual, a gangster, a scoundrel, a murderer, and an iceberg.
Zhou Weiqing asked tentatively: "Teacher, what are the nicknames of the other two?"
Mu En stood up, walked to him, and said: "You really have to be careful with the other two. One of them is the only woman in our Tiangong camp, a beauty. She has been secretly in love with Huaifeng for twenty years, and has been secretly in love with Huaifeng for twenty years.
Your father has the same idea. Her name is Shui Cao, and we all call her Xiao Cao. However, she obviously has a bad temper caused by endocrine disorders. She is very fierce to everyone except the wind. Her nickname is Huoshan, and fire is her temper.
, Mountain is her attribute, and she is an earth attribute Yiju Master. The one you have to be careful about is her. In Xiaocao’s eyes, your father is the one who took away her beloved man."
"As for the other one, that is our deputy battalion commander, named Yi Shi. She is good at shooting cold arrows and auxiliary arrows. She is an auxiliary on the battlefield. When it comes to being sinister and vicious, no one can compare to her. Her gender is quite special, and
The nickname is the same, shemale."
At this time, Zhou Weiqing had a black line on his forehead and his facial muscles were twitching. Who are these people? There is also a shemale and a tigress. How will he live in the next two years?
"Come on, I will also arrange a place for you to live, and then show me your abilities. Now that your body beads have condensed, have you made rubbings of your mind beads?"
Zhou Weiqing nodded and said: "I made a rubbing."
Mu En's little eyes rolled, "Old Zhou is quite willing to spend money!"
Zhou Weiqing's mentality has recovered a bit at this time. After all, he and Mu En have been together for two years, and his ability to accept "new things" is relatively strong. Hearing Mu En's words, he chuckled.
Luo Kedi said: "I've gone to drink. Xiaowei, don't forget what I told you."
Zhou Weiqing's eyebrows moved, "What did you say? I don't remember."
"What?" Luo Kedi stood up and gestured to Zhou Weiqing with his fist, "Boy, do you want to die?"
Mu En rolled his eyes, "I think it's you who wants to die. My apprentice has just arrived and you threaten him. Is there any uncle like you who would do this?"
Zhou Weiqing had already hid behind Mu En very deftly and nodded repeatedly, "That's right, Uncle Master! My memory has never been very good. If I had some greeting gifts or something, maybe my memory would be better. What you said is natural.
You can also remember it.”
The corner of Luo Kedi's mouth twitched, "It's true that a dragon begets a dragon, a phoenix begets a phoenix, and a mouse can make holes. You little bastard just came here and you already knew you were ripping me off."
Mu En laughed and said, "That's a good thing to say. I will tell it to Zhou Shuiniu exactly as it is. It seems that you are now so conceited that you can beat him. Hehe."
Luo Kedi said angrily: "I am clearly talking about you."
Mu En said with an innocent face: "But Xiaowei is not my son, he is just my apprentice. What you are talking about was born by a mouse, and he was not born by me. Hey, it's been a long time since I saw Zhou Shuiniu beating someone up.
, I’m really looking forward to it!”
Luo Kedi looked at the pair of master and disciple in front of him with a speechless expression, and said angrily: "I'm afraid of you, old scoundrel, why don't I give you a meeting gift?"
Mu En looked very generous, "Just remember to bring it when you set off tomorrow morning. Xiaowei, come with me."
Zhou Weiqing smiled naively at Luo Kedi and said, "Uncle, thank you! What you can do, uncle, must be of the highest quality."
Luo Kedi almost wanted to hit him to death when he heard what he said. The master and apprentice worked together so well that they complemented each other so well. Ordinary greeting gifts were not enough, but the best. Seeing the two of them leaving, he couldn't help grinding his teeth.
I'm wondering if it's time for me to take on a disciple.
Mu En walked to the yard, turned to Zhou Weiqing and said: "Xiao Wei, just now that gangster said you had condensed a pretty good bow, show it to me. This gangster has always had high ambitions but low intentions. It's hard to get him to agree on something."
many."
Zhou Weiqing followed Luo Kedi all the way. With the natural recovery of the five fatal points of the whirlpool of natural power, most of the natural power has been restored. When he raised his right hand, ice mist filled the air, and the Overlord Bow had condensed into shape.
Seeing this bow, Mu En's eyes lit up, "What a good bow. With its lines, strength, and fluctuations in natural power, it should be a strong bow exclusively used by powerful Dzi bead masters. The power is definitely not small. I'll wait for you."
After a few beads, I still don’t know to what extent this bow can be improved. What’s its name?”
Zhou Weiqing chuckled and said: "Overlord Gong." He is fourteen years old this year. It can be said that the happiest two years of his life were the time he was with Mu En. At that time, he did not know that Mu En was the leader of Tian Gong Camp.
For the strong man, Mu En took him to eat, drink and have fun every day, or to travel around. Of course, this was still under the constraints of Marshal Zhou, otherwise, it might have turned into eating, drinking, whoring and gambling.
Mu En said: "Bawang Gong? Bawang Gong? What a dirty name."
Zhou Weiqing was speechless for a while, "Teacher, it seems that your thoughts are rather dirty."
Mu En rolled his eyes and said, "Go to my room and tell me what you have been doing for more than a year. I can't figure out why you were able to increase your heavenly energy to the fourth level of heavenly energy and awaken your natal pearl.
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Zhou Weiqing said: "Teacher, this is the fifth level. I am your disciple, shouldn't I be as talented as you?"
Mu En thought carefully for a second, nodded, and said: "That makes sense. You are a bit more of a genius than I am."
In the wooden house where Mu En lives, there are so many garbled characters that there are pictures of exposed beauties posted everywhere on the walls, and some of the pictures even have mottled marks.
Zhou Weiqing finally found a place to sit down and told Mu En in detail what had happened to him over the past year. Of course, he would not hide anything from his teacher.
After listening to his story, taking a closer look at the alexandrite cat's eye on his hand, and even asking Zhou Weiqing to demonstrate the skills of his Yi Zhu rubbing, Mu En reluctantly believed that this was true.
"My God, your talent is so much better than mine. I said today that Bing'er is not perfect. It turns out that you stole the red pill. I'm so envious and jealous!" Mu En!
His eyes habitually moved around.
"Teacher, do you want to tell them the attributes of my mind beads?" Zhou Weiqing asked.
Mu En immediately shook his head, with a sinister look on his face, and said with a smile: "Why tell them? At the critical moment, maybe we can give them some surprises. You and Bing'er will go on missions with us mainly to observe.
When the time comes, just stay with me. When I come back this time, I will formally teach you the art of archery. Since you are already a Dzi Jewel Master, you have a lot to learn. I will train you well."
"Teacher, can you not use the word "training"? Also, when will you take me to spy on beauties taking a bath? When will you take me to a restaurant to observe the girth of passing beauties to exercise my eyesight? Oh, by the way, come on
The time we stole someone else's chicken and roasted it, it tasted so good! I still remember it, but you haven't taught me how to make the seasoning yet. And, teacher, I found that your preferences and mine are beginning to differ.
Now I feel that girls with big butts look more beautiful..."
"You know what the heck, not only do you want to be big, but you also want to be perky. You still have a lot to learn, a lot..."
If we had to use one word to describe the teacher Mu En, then unique would be the most appropriate word.
Zhou Weiqing and Shangguan Bing'er were arranged in a small wooden hut respectively. No one was in charge of the food in Gong Camp on this day. They cooked their own food. There was no doubt that Shangguan Bing'er's share also belonged to Zhou Weiqing. Also
The same goes for Mu En's share. It is said that if something happens to a disciple, he will do his duty, so why wouldn't Mu En make good use of it?
Zhou Weiqing found that the people from Tiangong camp were all in their own rooms. Luo Kedi left again in the afternoon, probably to go out for a drink, while Mu En stayed in his room, maybe watching those pictures of beautiful women practicing fighting with their hands.
He is still cultivating the power of heaven. And he is working very hard to cultivate the power of heaven. This does not mean that Zhou Weiqing is so hard-working. It is really painful to have so many good skills without the support of heaven. And he clearly found that,
The speed of practicing the Immortal Art is much faster now than at the beginning, perhaps because after the completion of the first chapter, the speed at which the five fatal points absorb heavenly energy is much higher than that of ordinary people.
However, no matter what, Zhou Weiqing felt a little scared about the Immortal Technique. When he broke through the fatal point, it was really painful. Fortunately, he had the energy brought by swallowing the black bead. Moreover, this Immortal Technique was perfected as soon as he practiced it. Pirate Ship, now he just hopes to complete the practice of all thirty-six major death points as soon as possible. Long-term pain is worse than short-term pain. Planned practice is better than gathering enough natural power to suddenly and spontaneously attack the acupoints.
At this time, Zhou Weiqing, Shangguan Bing'er and Mu En were sitting around eating the soup made by Zhou Weiqing. The soup contained bamboo shoots and some other plants, which are all specialties of the Star Forest.
"Xiao Wei, you little white tiger really doesn't need to eat?" Mu En glanced at the little guy lying on Zhou Weiqing's lap. He didn't know whether this little guy was a heavenly beast, but he just told him that this little guy is
The beast is still in its infancy and will not grow up in a few decades. It doesn't matter if you keep it as a pet and play with it.
Zhou Weiqing was eating the bamboo shoots he had just dug out, "I don't know what's going on, but this little thing is still very active even if it doesn't eat. Just let it go."
Mu En's eyes showed doubts: "It's really strange. If it is not a heavenly beast, according to what you said, it would have starved to death long ago without eating for so many days. If it is a heavenly beast, why is it in my memory?
I’ve never seen such a white tiger, could it be a skin disease?”
"I'm dizzy, no way." Zhou Weiqing looked at the little white tiger on his lap with an unkind look, almost ready to throw it away. God knows if skin diseases are contagious.
To be continued...