Chapter 262 was completely fooled and lame
The dignified Prince Orange is about to become the first king of the Netherlands, the last eldest son of the hereditary ruler William V and Princess Friedric Sophie William Minnie of Prussia, William Frederick, actually
Being called like a country bumpkin?
William I thought I had seen big scenes, I have seen the scene where you were blocked by shit in the Thames River, and I have also seen the scene where you sent tens of thousands of people to pick up the feces. What else is there in this world
Can it scare me?
What's the thing?
Quanzhou Port?
Well, this is an accident. The main reason is that I have never seen such a tall but so clean city. I was a little uncomfortable for a while. It is definitely not because I, William I, had little experience!
But after arriving at Tianjin Port, William I, who had been struggling all the way, could not help but: "This horse is not the capital of Ming Dynasty? This is a port similar to Quanzhou? Can you tell me that there are a total of Ming Dynasty.
How many ports are like Quanzhou! Also, how far are we from the capital of Ming Kingdom?”
George III looked at William I with pity, sighed and said, "William, I can't tell you how many ports there are in the Ming Dynasty like Quanzhou, but I know about the old port, Lan Fang, Guangzhou
, Quanzhou, Fuzhou, Songjiang, Ningbo, Jimo, Denglai, Tianjin, Lushun, Dandong, North Korea, Jiuzhou, Ryukyu, and there are a lot of other things I don’t know.”
Seeing that George III's ten fingers gradually became less useful, William I finally became completely desperate, kicked the boat gang hard, and said angrily: "All horses are from the Ming Dynasty! Let your England and our Netherlands be the next day.
The port is also forgot to Mingguo! I tell you, George, you will regret it sooner or later, you will definitely!"
George III patted William I on the shoulder and comforted him: "Now you know why I advise you not to have conflicts with Mingguo, right?"
"You have to know that even if the whole of Europa is united, it will have no impact on Ming Dynasty. They can produce their own grain, their own machinery, their own silk, porcelain, and their own tea. They can produce almost everything you can think of
Things, and don’t worry about sales, because they have a large number of civilians that account for one-third of the world’s population.”
"Give up your unrealistic ideas, William, there are still many things that will surprise you later."
William I felt that nothing in the world could surprise him any more. Even after seeing the steam locomotive and getting on the steam locomotive, William I could force himself to remain calm.
But when William I followed George III to ride a steam locomotive, and once we got on the capital with a slam and moved into the inn arranged by the Honglu Temple, William III could not help but break the defense.
"Well, George, I think I understand it completely."
William III said with a desperate face: "I will not cause trouble for myself, nor will I cause trouble for you. I think I already know what to do."
George III patted William I on the shoulder with pity and said, "You will get used to it slowly, William. Look here, this is the toilet in Ming Dynasty."
William I said in a daze and despair: "Well, George, I know everything in Mingguo is good, but you don't have to take me to visit Mingguo's toilets, right?"
George III shook his head and said, "Please pay attention to the toilet in Mingguo toilet."
William I asked in a daze: "Is there any problem with this? Don't you have a toilet in England?"
George III pointed to a mark on the bottom of the toilet and said, "Look at the toilets produced in Ming Dynasty here, they will be printed with Chinese characters, and the names of their manufacturers are printed. The toilets exported to Ming Dynasty in England must be printed with
The logo of “made in england” is to make a difference.”
"The flush toilets produced in England can be sold well in many countries in Europe, including France, but in Ming Dynasty, real nobles or rich people would only choose the flush toilets produced by Ming Dynasty themselves."
"As for the toilets produced by our England or other countries in Europe, even if the quality is similar, the price can only be set at a lower price, otherwise no one will buy it..."
"Let me tell you, there are three types of flush toilets on the Ming Dynasty market. One is produced by local manufacturers in the Ming Dynasty, and the price is the most expensive. The second is produced by us in England, which is more expensive than those produced by local manufacturers in the Ming Dynasty.
It is lower, but higher than the third type, that is, toilets produced by other countries in Europe, and of course, including France."
William I really want to ask George III, what does your expression of pride mean?
Are your English goods going to be worse than France?
George III continued: "I told you all this to tell you that the country of Ming Dynasty is really terrible. Here, don't put on the airs of the royal family, and don't just look at you because the civilians here dare to look at you directly.
If you get angry, don’t feel that they are disrespectful to you.”
"In fact, except for their special respect for the emperors of the Ming Dynasty, they treated everyone like this, because any of them, their ancestors may be nobles or even royal families."
Speaking of this, George III couldn't help but show a self-deprecating smile on his face: "Do you know, when I came to Ming Dynasty last time, I asked Macartney to take me around and I met a farmer.
The farmer, and this farmer told me that his ancestors were emperors five thousand years ago, and he even took out paper genealogy as evidence."
William I continued to be confused.
In Europa, it is already amazing to have a nobleman with his own family emblem. If he can tell the story of his family in just one or two hundred years, he will be a senior nobleman. If anyone has a record of the pampering scroll,
He must be a noble among the nobles. He is just a little bit about looking at people with nostrils. He is embarrassed to go out without wind when walking.
But who would have thought that in the Ming Dynasty, any farmer who farmed could produce a family tree and draw up thousands of years of history?
Seeing William I's face full of disbelief, George III could only shrug and said, "You know, William, I have no need to lie to you. That's the truth. Later, I also asked Mingguo.
Do you know how the Emperor of Ming Dynasty answered this question?”
William I shook his head foolishly and asked with a confused look on his face: "How did you answer?"
"The emperor of Ming Dynasty said that there were such nobles everywhere in Ming Dynasty," George III said: "A brick was thrown on the street and killed ten people, nine of them were nobles like that peasant, and there was also an identity.
Maybe more noble.”
"So, if you want to go out by yourself, you must remember that you cannot have conflicts with the civilians of the Ming Dynasty, even if you do not consider their aristocratic status, even if you feel that you have been offended, please come back and come back to me.
To explain the situation clearly, don’t make a wise duel.”
William I continued to be confused: "Why? Why can't you even propose a duel?"
George III said: "Do you believe that you can beat them? Even if you can beat the civilians of Ming Dynasty, are you very honored? Also, the government of Ming Dynasty will be infinitely biased towards their civilians, and they will not
Care about whether you are a king or aristocrat from a country.”
"The Ming Dynasty had a cruel punishment. They called Jingguan, which was to pile the enemy's corpses into mountains and seal them with soil. The top layer was placed with their heads of hostile kings or generals."
"There is one such building in the Jinan Prefecture of Ming Dynasty, not far from Jimo Port where we passed; there is one in the Jiaozhi Province, not far from Danang where we passed."
"So, if you don't want your head to be cut off by their army, then you'd better not ask for duels or something to avoid causing trouble for yourself."
William I immediately said in a muffled voice: "I understand."
As long as William I was thinking of piled up corpses into mountains and then putting the heads of the king or general of the hostile country on the top of the mountain of corpses, he felt chilling, and the back of his neck was always cold.
William I was completely fooled by George III.
George III continued, "Okay, I'm going to meet the emperor of Ming. As for you, I'll follow Macartney to stroll around the capital of Ming. How about you?"
William I's Adam's apple moved and said, "You go and do your business. I'd better stay here for the time being. It's better to wait for you to come back."
George III smiled and said, "Don't worry, William, as long as you don't violate the laws of the Ming Kingdom, you can go to the streets with confidence and boldness. Martialny is very clear about the laws of the Ming Kingdom, and he
Remind you, it's OK."
William I nodded and responded.
...
Zhu Jinsong and George III arrived in the capital. After receiving the request for a meeting from George III, Zhu Jinsong immediately agreed to the Ming army to beat the English army. There should be no matter what.
It's enough to say it, it's impossible to drag it over.
But after seeing George III, Zhu Jinsong took the lead in attacking: "Old Qiao, what's going on in East India? I'm traveling outside, but I was hurriedly called back
.”
Perhaps because he has been studying the Ming Dynasty books recently, George III's mind immediately flashed through his mind, sayings such as preemption, taking precedence, and turning the tables.
But George III plans to use a word he has learned recently to deal with Zhu Jinsong.
Exhaust the firewood from the bottom of the cauldron.
George III smiled and said, "I'm really sorry, these are all misunderstandings made by those damn diapers. Look, after the misunderstanding is resolved, we will still be good friends."
"By the way, I'm here this time, not just here to attend the second meeting of Xiaobo, but there is another very important thing."
Zhu Jinsong said with an oh, "What's the matter?"
George III laughed and said, "Are you interested in East India?"
When George III asked this, Zhu Jinsong was a little confused: "What does it mean? Are you interested? Don't you think I plan to attack East India?"
George III shook his head and said, "Of course not. I just said that it was a misunderstanding made by the diaper-tie cloth. I mean, I want to sell East India, as long as it is about the same price as in Alaska.
.”
Zhu Jinsong was even more confused: "No, Lao Qiao, why do you want to sell East India?"
George III said: "Because that broken place is far away from our English, and those diaper cloths are really not easy to manage, it is really useless. If you Mingguo is willing to take over, it will be considered to have helped us England a favor.
In our relationship, are you embarrassed to not help?"
Zhu Jinsong said: "How is that possible? You have said it. With this relationship, we must help you with this little bit of busyness."
Chapter completed!