According to normal people's thinking, it is a very common situation for ships to encounter wind and waves at sea, and ordinary ships will fully take this into consideration when designing and building them.

However, the brain circuits of stickmen are abnormal.

They had to secretly pack the beef and watermelon that they could eat in the cafeteria and take them back to the dormitory to eat. It was obvious that the problem of wind and waves needed to be taken into consideration when building the ship, but the stickmen didn't.

The mistake I had already made when building a ship for Kublai Khan was made again when I was building a ship for the money-deaf old dog!

The problem is that some mistakes can be made, but some mistakes must not be made.

For example, eating beef secretly and packing watermelons are moral issues. In addition to affecting whether the Japanese slaves have watermelons to eat, at most they will make Bangzi himself look embarrassed. Other than that, there is nothing major.

Influence.

However, if you do not consider the problem of wind and waves when building a ship, and just cut corners and materials for the sake of construction time, this mistake is very fatal.

Sixteen of the original twenty-eight warships of the Qing Dynasty had been sunk, and of the remaining twelve, five were sunk by the wind, and the remaining seven were also blocked by the Japanese small broken ships.

Six of them were sunk by Japanese sampans and captured, and the remaining one rushed back to Korea desperately.

Then, the Japanese country prepared to celebrate "the divine wind once again blessed the Japanese country".

Although the kamikaze this time is far from the level of a typhoon, let alone destroying a fleet, Japanese slaves have always had this habit, and they are always attacking gods and demons. There are even 800 Japanese slaves on the island.

It seems that there is nothing incomprehensible for the God of All Demons to call a storm that is not very big a "divine wind".

What's even more amazing is that the Tokugawa shogunate changed its previous policy of seclusion and planned to send troops to Korea.

As we all know, Japanese slaves and Bangzi are like crouching dragons and phoenix chicks, and their brain circuits are different from those of normal people.

Anyone can steal a stick, and anyone can fight against a Japanese slave.

If you want the Japanese slaves to directly send troops to the Central Plains to fight Zhu Jinsong to death, then the Japanese slaves will definitely not agree. After all, they have been beaten for hundreds of years, and the history of the Central Plains is basically a book about being beaten.

Dad, from the Battle of Baijiangkou to the Battle of Luliang Sea, it has always been like this.

Especially the Battle of Luliang, it was a painful memory that the Japanese slaves could never erase.

Although the stickmen have been bragging about the victory of Mingliang and allocating the credit for repelling the Japanese slaves to Yi Sun-shin's coins, the Japanese slaves who have been beaten know very well that the facts are not at all what the stickmen brag about.

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The reason why the Japanese slaves completely withdrew from North Korea and started the secluded mode was because of the Luliang naval battle commanded by Chen Lin and Deng Zilong plus Yi Sunchen, and because the Japanese country was frightened by the Ming Dynasty.

Even the Mingliang naval battle that the sticks have always boasted mainly relied on the generals of the Ming Dynasty for command, and had little to do with the sticks - if Ming's father was not around, it would be okay for the stick generals to be the commanders, but with Ming's dad here, he

General Bangzi still wants to command the army to fight?

For example, without the consent of Robert Abrams, could Xiaowen have commanded the Korean army to fight against Japanese pirates?

Don't be ridiculous, Bangzi is Bangzi, and what they are best at from ancient times to the present is "big things". In history, several times when the Japanese invaded Japan, the Bangzi relied on the strongest summoning technique "Dad, save me" to solve the problem.

The key is that this most powerful summoning technique is very easy to use. Japanese slaves tried to kill North Korea several times, but in the end they were defeated by this technique.

Therefore, the Japanese slave who knew very well who had beaten him was unwilling to provoke Zhongyuan Tangkou from the bottom of his heart. The Tokugawa family was determined to live in isolation and live their own life behind closed doors.

However, being unwilling or afraid to provoke Zhongyuan Tangkou does not mean that the Tokugawa shogunate did not dare to provoke North Korea.

Especially after capturing a large number of Eight Banners masters and finding out the current situation in the Central Plains, Tokugawa Jiaqi, the leader of the Tokugawa family, began to worry about Korea and even the territory of the Qing Dynasty.

At this time, Tokugawa Ieki had just succeeded him as the eleventh general of the Tokugawa shogunate, and as soon as he came to power, he dismissed Tanuma Yiji, who was known as a bad politician, and appointed Matsudaira Sadanobu as Lao Naka to implement lenient reforms.

, rectifying the shogunate's code of conduct is the time when the mind is at its wildest.

The key is that Tokugawa Jiaqi did not expect that the Qing army would actually be such a waste. In addition, the Japanese country itself was full of contradictions and urgently needed to find an outlet for leakage.

Therefore, Tokugawa Ieki immediately summoned a group of younger brothers and planned to send troops to North Korea to severely teach those little sticks who didn't know how high the sky was.

This time, the Japanese country is not afraid that the sticks will use the almost unsolvable summoning technique of "Dad, save me" again, because the object of their summons is itself a waste and one of the targets of the Japanese country.

But before the Japanese side could discuss how to send troops to attack Korea, Qian Deafangou became angry after receiving the news.

The loss of a mere 28 warships and 10,000 navy soldiers was not a big problem for the Qing Dynasty, and it was not even a serious injury.

However, this is detrimental to the face of the Qing Dynasty!

"All those responsible for lumber and all those responsible for shipbuilding must be dealt with strictly and severely. We would rather kill three thousand by mistake than let one go!"

Qian deaf old dog leaned on the soft couch and ordered Heshen and Zhongtang with murderous intent: "Tell Li Zuo that North Korea must build another batch of warships within three months, and they must be warships capable of fighting. If it happens again,

If you use this kind of defective product to fool me, be careful of his head!"

After Heshen and Zhongtang bowed in agreement, Qian Deafangou asked again: "Is there any movement over Zhu Ni?"

He Zhongtang bowed and replied: "Go back to Lord Long Live, Zhu Ni's side has been sorting out the affairs of Cochin, Burma, Siam and other places. He has no time to worry about it."

However, Qian Deafangou glanced at He Zhongtang and said, "What I'm asking is not these, but what kind of pot and what kind of small ball games - has Zhu Ni agreed to my proposal?"

Heshen and Zhongtang suddenly felt a little pained when Qian Deafou asked him this question.

Why are you asking this so nicely?

If Zhu Ni agrees, why can't I happily report the good news to you?

Since the slave didn't mention this issue, it means that Zhu Ni didn't agree at all!

After complaining secretly in their hearts, Heshen and Zhongtang bowed and replied honestly: "Long live Lord Qi, that Zhu Ni is really a bit ungrateful, I'm afraid he will let down Lord Long Live's kindness.

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Hearing this, Qian Deafangou couldn't help but feel a little angry, secretly scolding Zhu Jinsong for being too disrespectful.

Without the participation of the Qing Dynasty, what kind of pot can be regarded as a coalition? Then what qualifications does the Small Breaking Ball Games have to be called a Small Breaking Ball Games?

Moreover, since Zhu Ni did not agree to the Qing Dynasty's participation in the Guohe Xiaobaoqiu Games, he probably also did not agree to the Qing Dynasty's proposal to exchange ambassadors and consuls with the Ming Dynasty.

In other words, Zhu Ni had no intention of reconciling with the Qing Dynasty.

Thinking of this, Qian Deafangou's face couldn't help but darken, and he said to Heshen and Zhongtang: "Whether Zhu Ni has failed to live up to my good wishes is a secondary matter. The most important thing now is to find out whether Zhu Ni has failed me." The reverse trend, and also find out what his plans are."

He Zhongtang bowed and responded: "Come on, I will send someone to take care of it right now."

But after leaving Qianqing Palace, Heshen and Zhongtang's expressions became extremely ugly.

Qian Deafangou could stand and talk without feeling pain in his back. It seemed that as soon as he sent someone to inquire about the situation, countless spies would go to Jinan Mansion to gather information.

The question is where to send people? Where can we send people?

Since returning to Zhili, the Qing Dynasty has been celebrating the New Year just like Wang Xiaoer. Every year is worse than the previous year, and even the sticky spots and blood drops are almost useless——

As long as Qian Deafangou wants to know the information about the Ming Dynasty, he has to send members of the Sticky Rod Department or the Blood Drops to the Ming Dynasty. The Ming Dynasty is too evil, and most of the people sent there never return. , every time a man is sent out, it is equivalent to gambling a life.

How many people are there in total in the Qing Dynasty? How many of them meet the selection requirements for Sticking Rods and Blood Drops?

He must look like a Han Chinese, be able to speak fluent Chinese, be smart and smart, and at the same time be loyal to the money-deaf old dog. After screening these few conditions, a suitable candidate can be selected from among a hundred Jianlu. Everyone’s hands are blessed by the old boar skin!

Therefore, the replenishment speed of the sticky rods and blood drops is far from keeping up with the consumption speed. The number of members is getting smaller and smaller, and the information sent back is getting less and less.

Still want to find out what Zhu Ni is thinking?

Simply, they are just like each other’s mother~!

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Zhu Jinsong actually didn't think much about it, he just thought it was funny.

The slaves who established the slave system have always liked to brag to death about money-deaf old dogs. One of them is that the Ming Dynasty had been plagued by Japanese plagues for more than two hundred years, but the Qing Dynasty had no Japanese plagues.

There is a saying that this is a fact, because the Ming Dynasty did have Japanese invaders, but the Qing Dynasty did not have Japanese invaders.

However, the reason why there were no Japanese invasions was not because the Qing Dynasty was so powerful, but because the Japanese country at that time was in seclusion under the leadership of the Tokugawa shogunate, and they were living their own lives behind closed doors.

Besides, the reason why the Japanese pirates caused trouble was because it was profitable, and the Qing Dynasty was desperate to move the border and ban the sea. When the Japanese pirates came to the beach, they couldn't even see a ghost, and in the end they had to leave empty-handed with tears in their eyes. Come back, they are still making a fuss about Japanese pirates!

Of course, when it comes to coating, selective blindness is normal.

But Zhu Jinsong never expected that Qian Deaf Old Dog would actually fuck a Japanese slave, let alone that Qian Deaf Old Dog had never even fucked a Japanese slave.

The Japanese slave even wanted to cheat the old dog out of money.

Then, Zhu Jinsong called together the leaders of the Fifth Army Commander's Office and began to deduce the war between Aizizi and Jianlu.

First of all, the Dwarfs have the advantage at sea and may launch an attack on the Qing Dynasty at any time, most likely during the autumn harvest.

Choosing to launch a war during the autumn harvest would not only catch the Qing Dynasty and North Korea off guard, but would also make it easier for the Japanese army to supply supplies on the spot.

Secondly, the Qing Dynasty and North Korea had the advantage of fighting on their own soil, with convenient soldiers and supplies, while the Dwarfs were involved in cross-sea expeditions, which would be affected to some extent by weather and ocean conditions.

Thirdly, the firearms in the hands of the dwarfs were not very advanced, at most they were on par with the firearms of the Qing Dynasty.

Because at this time, the dwarfs were busy seclusion and had not seen the miserable scenes of the Qing Dynasty being brutally beaten by the foreign powers. Naturally, they had no idea of ​​​​complete Westernization. Their firearms were similar to those in the hands of Qian Deafangou.

It’s already very rare.

Never believe in the spirit of craftsman - the essence of the so-called craftsman's spirit is that starting from their ancestors, their ancestors can only engage in one industry and one job for generations, just like the oil seller, they are "only familiar with their hands", the so-called

The spirit of craftsmanship is simply meant to fool fools.

In fact, within the entire scope of the small broken ball, the Japanese country that pays the most attention to craftsmanship is actually the most powerful faker. Even the paper for the Dynamite Award can be faked. Even if it is exposed, it is just another "craftsman"

Spirit".

Of course, the fact that the dwarfs are cheating or not has no direct relationship with their current plan to cheat the deaf old dog out of money.

However, after careful deduction, Zhu Jinsong and the leaders of the Fifth Army Governor's Mansion discovered that the odds of winning for the short boys were not too high.
To be continued...