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Chapter 43 Destruction of Feng Shui

Liu Yayi was a little angry: "Ma...Bucket? Dalang, I see that you are really stupid in your head. If the toilet is made of porcelain, if it is accidentally broken, the feces, urine and dirt will splash on your body... Don't say that, I really don't have this kind of porcelain toilet, but even if you tell me, no one will want to spend that effort, it's all in vain."

"What do you know? My ** bucket is fixed on the ground and does not need to be moved...ah, it's not right. The backyard here is not close to the river. It seems that something needs to be transported.

I tell you that people in the world are used to putting toilets in the bedroom. Although this is convenient, the smell of shit and urine remains in the house, which has been for many years and lasts for a long time. So I think... my bucket is flushed. Although it cannot be changed to automatic flushing, it can be used to use manpower to fill the water and the eroded dirt flows out of the house through the pipes. If there is a small river in your backyard, the dirt can be discharged into the river, or dig a cellar in the backyard to seal them to prevent the odor.

Our Song Dynasty was an hedonistic era. A few hundred yuan worth of property was not considered a middle-aged household. There were always some people who wanted to move the toilet out of the house. This bucket didn't need to be washed every day and could not be soaked in the smell of feces and urine every day. Wouldn't it be enjoyable?

You can tell the porcelain maker that the design of my toilet is not the key, the installation and laying pipe technology is the key, if he is unwilling to pay and wants to quietly imitate the drawings, that doesn’t matter. In the Song Dynasty, or even the whole world, only my apprentice and I can know the installation process, so if he doesn’t pay, it’s absolutely impossible…”

"Toilet... Enjoy? Can these two be hooked? Dalang, I tell you that women should put a toilet in the dowry, not for anything else, just for the sake of being good - they can move immediately (the word "bucket" is homophonic). If you fix the toilet on the ground like this, although... you say it the same as you sing, the toilet can't move either - will it damage Feng Shui? Well, wealth is washed away like flowing water, isn't it good?"

"This... Feng Shui, I'm not familiar with this thing. I haven't heard of anyone who makes money by keeping shit and urine. As far as I know, the wealthy families basically have toilets installed, such as Bill Gates, Sorots, Paul, etc., their wealth has not been washed away by the toilet, but the wealth is rolling like water...

Well, the fact is: No one makes money with the smell of shit and urine. This is the fact. Since Feng Shui theory does not match this fact, then modify Feng Shui theory. A theory must be able to reasonably explain the facts that already exist? If the original theory cannot be explained, then modify the original theory, which makes people feel that the theory is convincing - they did this before."

"Ah, I didn't fully understand what Dalang said, but Dalang's explanation just now was enough - wealth is like flowing water, rolling continuously, very good! It's simply amazing!"

Liu Yaren thought about it and heard that Professor Shi Chuan was a unique skill. He also heard that the work of laying and installing toilets sounded dirty, but in fact, the toilets installed during construction were all installed unused toilets. Speaking of which, this work was cleaner than a bricklayer - because it was indoor construction.

Liu Yayi couldn't sit still, and the list of apprentices that had been booked in his mind was completely overturned. He began to think about which boy could afford the big money... In a silence, Huang E led Mo Shao and Su Xin to come over. Behind the three team leaders, he was following the little follower of Huan Niang. She kept shouting behind: "I haven't reported it yet, wait, I'll report it first."

Shizun picked up Huan Niang, hugged her in her arms and said, "Okay, you've reported it."

There were outsiders, Huang E and others looked very ladylike. They saluted quietly and said, "Just just now, someone sent to the Huang family store to send silk threads of various colors, including the silk threads that my brother cut from the list. Several sisters in the group who knew needlework were saying that the master had been teaching like this since he was a child. The brother cut the transitional silk threads, but they didn't know how to embroider it. Now that the Huang family store has sent the silk threads, it's better to stay."

Shiteng waved his hand: "Simplicity is beauty. I know that the transition of color will make the embroidered details appear more vivid. But those transitional threads have to be replaced every time they are embroidered there, and there is no mistake at all - this is too time, and the only thing we lack is time, so the work we do should be simple, as long as it is full of design, it can also give people freshness. We don't have that much time."

Huang Efu gave a gift: "These are all popular patterns in the embroidery room nowadays. My brother needs to be innovative, where do the tricks come from."

Shi Chuan waved his hand: "Fantasy, what's the worry about this? Bring a pen."

The women were obviously prepared for a long time, and the pen, ink, paper and inkstone were already ready. The small regular script for drawing fine brushes was also placed next to the inkstone. Liu Yayi stepped aside and shook his head as he looked at the way he held the pen while holding it.

Holding a pen requires three fingers to pinch the pen holder, press the ring finger against the lower end of the pen holder, and the wrist is hanging in the air... Liu Yayi thinks that the way Shi Tong holds the pen is like holding a dagger. I saw Shi Tong hesitating for a long time when he finally moved.

He threw the small calligraphy pen hard and shouted: "Change the pen, are there any charcoal pens... charcoal strips are fine, no, then take a large brush."

"You can't change any pen," Liu Yayi picked up his hand and prepared to take a look at the joke of this man who was very confident in everything.

Shi Chuan picked up the brush and brushed it on the paper. In a moment, he brushed out a pair of ink paintings. Liu Yayi stretched his neck and waited to see the jokes, but when Shi Chuan finished painting, he became a little nervous: "Well, although the posture of holding the brush is extremely indecent, the drawing skills... is simply graffiti, but the things drawn are hazy, don't say it, it really tastes like that."

The picture is a lotus in the rain, a lotus leaf spreads open, a lotus flower beside it, a dragonfly is flying among the flowers, a shrimp is jumping beside the lotus leaf, chasing and eating a group of tadpoles...

This kind of simple use of ink reflects the changes in light and shadow and the artistic conception of the picture through the different depths of ink. It was formed around the beginning of the Ming Dynasty. The paintings of the Song Dynasty paid attention to fine brushwork, such as the Qingming Festival. Every eaves and subtle parts can be distinguished on the painting.

Of course, there were also some freehand paintings drawn by smudge in the Song Dynasty. The famous Yan's landscape paintings in the "Yan Family Landscape" school. However, their techniques were not as mature as the time-worn, and they had systematically used some techniques.

Huang E exclaimed: "My brother said at first that he was called Shi Guang, and he was indeed proficient in painting skills. Could it be that my brother is really the famous painter Shi Guang, or had a relationship with him?"

Mo Shao was the oldest, and she smiled and shook her head: "The ink color of Shi Dalang has a very detailed transition. Dalang just said it should be simple, but if the painting Dalang painted is really embroidered, it is not a small problem."

Shi Chuan threw down his pen and smiled embarrassedly: "Practice my hand, I'm looking for the feel. Now I don't have charcoal strips on hand. When I have charcoal strips, I'll let you know what the summer style of Chanel is and what the aristocratic simplicity of Prada is..."
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