397 Gags
Liu Liwa was hit by the most vicious 'Chrysanthemum Flick' in the world again. This time it had nothing to do with 'Liu Xiaozhu', but it temporarily paralyzed his lower limbs.
He sat on the deck with a sad face, his legs numb, and he couldn't even jump the ship.
Wu Li Niang didn't expect him to be so excited, but she was still deliberately scaring him, pretending to smile bitterly and asked, "I said, "As for you, it's a small island in the sea, just a paradise, and there are so many girls accompanying you. Isn't this what every man hopes!"
"It's because of so many girls that I won't go!" Liu Liwa said firmly.
Wu Liniang was completely confused now. Based on his understanding of Liu Liwa, this guy peeked at the girl taking a bath at night and asked the girl to help him take a bath during the day. Will he be afraid that there will be too many girls?
Wu Liniang sneered: "Are you particularly looking forward to it? But you said this on purpose and act like you are good at taking advantage of it!"
"What kind of behavior? I'm afraid." Liu Liwa sat slapped on the ground, saying with a worried look on his face: "Which is frightened by the deserted island, who is not afraid? At that time, a ship encountered a storm in the sea, and the surviving people were wandering on the deserted island. There were more than a dozen men, but only one woman. A month later, the woman committed suicide. She felt that this one happened was too disgusting. Another month later, these men buried the woman. They felt that what happened in this month was too disgusting. After the third month, they dug out the woman again because they felt that what happened in the third month was too disgusting..."
Wu Liniang is a very smart person with many years of experience in working in brothels. After listening to the disgusting story told by Liu Liwa, she quickly cried and endured the disgusting, and said fiercely: "You are so disgusting!"
Wu Li Niang wanted to scare him, but she didn't expect to lead to such a disgusting and connotative story, which made Wu Li Niang feel nauseous. Looking at her appearance, Liu Li Wa also wanted to explain in detail how disgusting things had happened to them in the past few months. Wu Li Niang quickly said, "Okay, I finally escaped from the devil's cave. I'm in a good mood. Don't make things difficult for me."
"What's the matter? We're going to go to the deserted island to open up the land. But there's a slight change. From a woman to a man, I, a man to you, you women, the same thing will definitely happen. It's not bad to understand it in advance, so you'll feel even more disgusting if it happens at that time." Liu Liwa was lit with a hole and couldn't stand up for the time being, but he kept pulling Wu Liniang's skirt and kept muttering: "Actually, it's not very disgusting. As long as you separate the time, pay attention to moderation, and move your hands and feet together..."
"Okay!" Wu Liniang couldn't stand it anymore, and at the same time she also saw that this guy thought it was intentional. He had seen his so-called lie to open up the land early in the morning. He probably disgusted himself by telling stories. Now he is really trying to be good at being cheap. Moreover, he solved the problem again in laughter and scolding.
"Dog thing." Wu Liniang rolled her eyes, very charming, cursing very frivolously, like a fierce wife who was uneducated but really lived with you. She was helpless. People like Liu Liwa are too difficult to deal with. He never frowned. If you want to lie to him, the expression you saw on his face was always a cheated expression, but then he would always give you a surprise.
This is a typical example of pretending to be confused when you lie to him, and he will use his tricks. But when you are complacent about cheating him, you find that he is actually playing tricks on you. This kind of person hates the most, but also the smartest. Liu Liwa's point makes Wu Liniang love and hate it.
"Boss, let's make an agreement first." Liu Liwa was a good person who had a cheap price. He said seriously: "When I arrived at the deserted island, I would not do anything about digging up land and farming and building a house. I was mainly responsible for reproduction!"
"Bah, you're so beautiful." Wu Liniang stretched out her finger and poked Liu Liwa's forehead. At this time, Liu Liwa was so scared that her face was pale. He was invincible in the world. But in terms of force, he also had the power to fight. But facing the chrysanthemum brushing her hands in the world, he could only be abused.
"Sister, you poked my lower abdomen just now, I'm hard. You poked my back and I'm paralyzed. You poked my forehead now, you won't be stupid, right?" Liu Liwa was indeed a little scared.
When Wu Liniang saw his face, she finally smiled and felt like she turned defeat into victory. This also shows that strong force is really strong.
"Oh, it's really not easy. So you are also afraid of being afraid of being poked!" Wu Liniang smiled sniffled. This was a side I had never seen in Zuixin Tower before. A bunch of peach blossom eyes were curved like the moon, captivating, and her plump body was like a branch trembling.
Liu Liwa whispered: "Hmph, I'm afraid of poking it, but you're certainly not afraid, and the more you poking it, the happier you get!"
"You can do it to the end with your heartlessness." Wu Liniang said fiercely: "It is extremely dangerous for us to go to Nanchuan this time. If you deal with it accidentally, there will be a disaster."
This time, Liu Liwa became completely honest, but he still held Wu Liniang's skirt tightly. Wu Liniang didn't want to be poor with him, but after a joke just now, he was indeed very close to Liu Liwa. For the first time, he was dating him with his true face and true personality, and he was still very happy.
Wu Li Niang simply sat beside him. Liu Li Wa is also a person who knows how to adapt. He held his skirt while standing and held his hand while sitting down. Wu Li Niang's face turned red, but he did not break free. Anyway, the two of them are now "familiar" to a certain extent, and they also understand each other's thoughts. In addition, this time I returned home was not a happy return, but a greater storm waiting for her. I took Liu Li Wa with me to help him out for advice, and the other was selfishness. Wu Li Niang had never had a partner yet. I just had a little ambiguous relationship with him. If he had an accident, wouldn't it be a pity? I would still take Liu Li Wa with me and I could still have a wish at the last moment.
Her wish is like many male protagonists in time travel novels. Before going through time travel, she thought she was dead. Her biggest wish and biggest regret are that she is still a virgin. Wu Li Niang is the same, that is, Liu Liwa plays the role of an electric stick to a certain extent this time.
The warship in Nanchuan rode the wind and waves and drove into the deep sea in one breath. The sky became bluer and the sea was no longer cooler. It became deeper and deeper. The gentle wind blew, and the clouds rolled in the sky. Wu Liniang closed her eyes. Next, she wanted to talk about solemn topics. She had to first feel this rare atmosphere of freedom and the feeling of love being held by a man.
Liu Liwa didn't know the specific location, nor did they know where they set out, but they were thinking, if we encountered two Goryeo fishing boats, Japanese fishing boats, and Jiaozhi fishing boats, should we expel, or seize, or hit the captain?
Chapter completed!