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Chapter 1146 Kill me(1/2)

Some things that you know are wrong and do, but you can't resist the desire in your heart. However, some things that you know they may die or do, and may have nothing to do with desire.

In the carriage, Mr. Li almost fell asleep while shaking, thinking that he was still too presumptuous over the years.

What a shame to be able to get sleepy in such an environment...

He thought, how heroic is this story that a lone hero went to the dragon's and tiger's den alone?

If this story is to be serialized, it cannot be said to be outdated, maybe the subscription is not low.

But if this lonely hero is found to snore when he falls asleep, causing things to fail and eventually be beaten to death by a crowd, then the storyteller is embarrassed to tell this story.

Over the years, Mr. Li has always believed in one principle, that is, as long as you don’t take risks, you will not be in danger, and as long as you are not moral, you will not be kidnapped by morality.

However, at this moment, the choice he made violated his principles of being a human being.

He didn't know how long the carriage would take to go, but the shaking feeling was really easy to make people sleepy.

The main reason is that he lives a little too comfortable and has to rest every afternoon. This habit has become a torture at this time.

In this case, Mr. Li felt that he had to think of some way to cheer himself up.

After thinking about it, there is no particularly good way. I pinch my thighs... I can't put my hands on it, but the inside of my thighs is so tender. If I pinch it, it hurts so much.

Suddenly, he had an idea and thought of it.

I raised my hand and grabbed one of my hair and pulled it hard, and it felt a little painful.

But this level of stimulation obviously cannot really make him excited.

So he put his hand into his armpit...

It really works much more.

But after only less than a moment of persistence, the sleepiness came again, and it was very irresistible.

So Mr. Li put his hand into his armpit, thought about it, and changed the side.

As for being a human being, you have to be fair.

But obviously the stimulation was not that strong, so he reached out to his nostrils and finally gave up.

The first is that it is really difficult to pinch, and the second is that if your nose is itchy, you can't help sneezing.

At this time, Mr. Li barely lowered his head in such a narrow gap and looked somewhere.

After another moment, a little decisive appeared in Mr. Li's eyes.

The next breath, my spirit was shocked.

Fuck, it turns out that some places still work...

If someone writes a story about his experience, it is probably difficult for a storyteller to tell. If it is a serialized type, a little description will be harmonious.

It was almost dark and the convoy finally stopped, but obviously did not reach its destination.

Because the coachmen got off the car and started chatting together, it sounded like they were having a meal and resting.

Mr. Li listened with his ears and then became a little depressed because he heard those people say they were going to rush tonight and not rest.

Mr. Li loves sleeping so much that he can be so sleepy that he needs to pluck his hair to help him grow... spirit, wouldn't it be even more difficult to bear at night?

Mr. Li thought that if they had traveled for three or five days, he might have pulled himself to death.

It is also a shame to be unable to pull it to death and to pull it to the baldness...

Then Mr. Li thought of another academic question.

This question has troubled him before, but when I think about it this time, I just think it's a relief.

Mr. Li thought that human hair is growing constantly. If you don’t cut your hair in your life, the length of your hair may reach an amazing level.

The same is true for a person's beard. If you don't shave in your whole life, it will not be a problem to reach the chest position at least.

But why, in some places, they stop when they grow to a certain length?

Yes, it's eyelashes.

"Mr. Qilu!"

At this moment, he heard the people outside screaming neatly, and he immediately held his breath and concentrated.

Those who are called adults must be the leader.

A man in a long robe appeared in the team, suddenly appearing like a ghost, and no one saw where he came from.

The middle-aged man known as Lord Qilu looked around and asked, "I didn't encounter anything strange along the way."

Someone replied: "It's safe all the way."

Qi Lu nodded and then began to walk. Mr. Li heard a very slight sound of footsteps, from far to near, as if he was checking each car.

So Mr. Li sighed in his heart, thinking that he might not be able to escape.

"This car is here, you can leave with other vehicles. You must arrive at the place where Lord Yan Ji asked you to go tomorrow morning."

"yes!"

A group of people responded, and the movement of the carriages and horses followed.

But the car where Mr. Li was in had never moved, so Mr. Li knew that he had been discovered.

"You've always been so brave, right?"

He heard the people outside the car talking, obviously saying it to him.

Mr. Li ignored it, he was waiting for the other party to take action first.

Although he seemed to be trapped in a car, these boxes actually became his protective layer.

When he moves first, he will have opportunities to take advantage of. When he moves later, he will have opportunities to take advantage of.

"I won't fight you."

The person outside the car seemed to be walking farther away, and his voice became farther and farther away, and he stopped about a few feet away.

Mr. Li had to lift the tarpaulin covered with his head, sat up and looked around, leaving only this car, and a man in a robe stood in the distance and was watching him.

Mr. Li got out of the carriage and flipped through it. He couldn't find anything to eat, so he was a little disappointed.

His actions made the Lord Qilu a little helpless.

"I want to talk to you."

Qilu said to Mr. Li.

Mr. Li asked: "Did you bring any food?"

Qilu: "..."

He was silent for a moment and asked back, "I will give you something to eat, do you dare to eat it?"

Mr. Li found a kettle, picked it up and opened the lid and smelled it, and then threw it away: "Fuck..."

Qilu: "..."

Mr. Li: "Are your people sick? Is it difficult to get off the car and urinate?"

Qilu: "That's an immoral thing."

Mr. Li: “…”

Qilu picked the kettle and threw it to Mr. Li. After Mr. Li opened it, he smelled it and found that it was wine.

He didn't seem to worry about the poison in the wine at all, so he raised his neck and gusted his breath.

Then he threw the wine pot to Qilu, but Qilu didn't pick it up, and the wine pot fell aside.

Qilu looked around and said, "I have a cleanliness obsessiveness. I will not use things that others have used again."

Mr. Li: "Have you been so sick all the time?"

Qilu: "..."

Mr. Li asked: "What do you want to talk to me?"

Qilu: "Tell me how you should kill me...what is wrong, how you killed us."

Mr. Li frowned.

Qilu walked aside, there was a stone there. He took out a handkerchief and wiped it, sat down, and then fell silent again.

Both of them didn't speak. After a long time, Qilu asked, "What are you waiting for?"

Mr. Li: "I remember there was a joke. Before sitting down, wipe it with a handkerchief, and then fart it after sitting down. The complete process is."

Qilu: "Fart is a very willful thing. When you want to summon it, it may not respond. When you don't want it to appear, it may squeeze out, such as when you date a girl."

Mr. Li: "Fortunately, this confusion is not something that only men have, and women may also have such embarrassment."

Qilu: "You are an interesting person, what did you learn?"

Mr. Li: "A medical student."

Qilu: "It's very good...what's the subject?"
To be continued...
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