343 Unspoken Rules [Explosion](1/2)
When Mikaka and Xia Zaoyan arrived at the school, they happened to meet Xiao Po sitting at the door waiting for him.
"Why are you here now? I thought you fell into the ditch." Xiao Po looked at his watch and expressed his contempt.
"You have to care." Mikaka retorted.
Xiao Po smiled coldly and glanced at Xia Haoming beside Mikaka.
The two of them had eye contact and understood it. Now, Xia Zaoan knew Xiao Po’s true identity alone.
"Hey. You're all here."
At this time, Shi Zhenxian and Qin Sijie also came over and greeted them.
They seemed to be talking about some interesting topics just now, and Qin Sijie said: "Hey, something flew from my house last night. It flew directly into my bedroom. What do you think?"
Xia Zaoan raised her hand and replied: "I guess it's Batman?"
Mikaka said: "I guess it's Thanos."
"Swish..." Qin Sijie knew that these two people could only make jokes, "Okay, the answer is revealed. That's what it is."
He took out his cell phone and showed the pictures to everyone.
When Mikaka saw it, her face turned pale in an instant.
The one who flew into Qin Sijie's bedroom turned out to be... a chung doll with fireworks stuck in her butt!
"Wow! Who is so perverted? Buy this kind of thing to play with?" Xia Zaoan exclaimed.
"That's to say. I'm also stuck a firework in my butt! This person must be a pervert, an otaku!" Shi Zhenxian also said.
"Ahem." Mikaka coughed awkwardly, "I said, the person who does this is not necessarily a pervert. Maybe that person is a good young man who loves to study, is enthusiastic to help others, and is brave enough to do justice?"
"Mikaka, you are not sick. How can you not be a pervert if you play like this?" Qin Sijie didn't accept Mikaka's quibbling.
"No, no, no." Mikaka waved her hand guiltily, "I think everyone has curiosity for emerging products like chongqi dolls? Maybe that person just wants to try it. How far can he fly with fireworks on chongqi dolls? I remember that there was a man in the Ming Dynasty who also sat on a chair with many fireworks tied to the sky in order to fly into the sky. People have a scientific desire for knowledge!"
"It makes sense to hear Mikaka say this."
The others were actually a little convinced. Mikaka could make a fool of herself with an iron mouth and copper teeth. No one could compare to him in this regard.
Mikaka was a little proud, "But it's a pity that it's too wasteful to use this chong-air doll worth 1,099 yuan for experiments."
This sentence is a supplementary sentence.
Because Xia Zaoan and others immediately looked at him, "How do you know that this chongqi doll is worth 1,099 yuan?"
"Ah? This..." Mikaka was speechless this time.
It's over, Mikaka was anxious, how could she get away with it this time?
Xia Zaoyan, this cat girl, was so scary. She stared at Mikaka tightly, as if she wanted to see through his heart.
She pointed at him, "Oh! Oh! Oh!"
"Oh...oh what?" Mikaka was guilty and sweated heavily.
Xia Zaoan saw his strangeness and shouted, "No need to ask! This chong-angry doll must be his!"
"No... impossible!" Mikaka was a stubborn duck, but she refused to admit it.
But a good boy like him can't lie. Once he lies, he will sweat a lot. He looks at him from the left. Anyone with a discerning eye can tell that he is lying.
"You dare to say it's not you? You're sweating!" Xia Zaoan was aggressive.
"Because the weather is hot." Mikaka made an excuse.
"Mikaka." Xiaopo came out to smuggle in time, "The weather forecast says that it is only 18 degrees today, so please be careful to keep warm."
"..." The damn weather forecast has never been accurate, but it was just coming out to cheat people at this time.
"That's probably because I was sweating all over when I rushed to the road."
Anyway, Mikaka just won't admit it. This angry doll belongs to him.
"You said this angry doll, what evidence is there!" Mikaka said: "If you come up with the evidence, I will admit it! Without evidence, it is false accusation and slander!"
"Uh..." Everyone was speechless for a moment.
But Xia Zaoan put her hips on her hips, "Bah, we never talk about evidence when doing things! We talk about intuition!"
Shi Zhenxian and Qin Sijie agreed with her statement and nodded frequently, "That's it!"
"You two vocal insects, are you a little bit independent? Isn't the relationship between you and you deeper than that between you and Xia Zaoan? Think about how long we have known each other! It's from the same school since junior high school!"
"Mikaka. You can't blame us." Qin Sijie said: "It is because we have known you for a long time that we know you, that we know your character."
"Wait a minute. You mean, I am like I buy a chung doll?"
"Yeah!" The two bad friends Shi Zhenxian and Qin Sijie nodded desperately again.
"Get out!"
Mikaka was angry, and she didn't expect that his image in the minds of his companions was so unbearable.
At this time, Xiao Po pushed the pair of glasses that were not of degree and were purely used to show off and said, "This angry doll is not Mikaka."
"Huh? Little brat, why did you say this?" Shi Zhenxian asked Xiao Po curiously.
"Just make sense." Xiao Po started his reasoning like Conan: "Mikaka's home is in Block D, while Qin Sijie's home is in Block B. This is a straight line map between two locations. Look." Xiao Po marked the locations of the two families on the Gaode map, "The straight line distance is more than 5 kilometers. The Qin family is in the southwest of the Mi family, but the northeast wind blows last night. In other words, if the chung doll is shot out from the Mi family, it is impossible to drift to Qin Sijie's home against the wind. Another point is that if this chung doll is priced at 1,000 yuan, do you think that people like Mikaka who can't even get breakfast money will spend money to buy such expensive chung dolls? To sum up, there is only one truth. That is, this chung doll cannot be a poor chung doll from Mikaka."
Hearing him making such nonsense, he suddenly felt that it made sense. But in the last few words, why did Mikaka think he was cursing?
However, since he helped him clear his grievances, Mikaka didn't care.
With such a strong reasoning, Mikaka put her hips on her hips, "Hmph. Did you hear it! The famous detective Edogawa Kobata's reasoning, ask if you agree!"
"Edogawa Xiaopo?" Shi Zhenxian and Qin Sijie stared at him. Shi Zhenxian laughed, "I'm still Kudo Masania! By the way, where did this kid come from? Have you been lost?"
"He is my personal bodyguard," Mikaka introduced.
Xiao Po stepped on his upper.
"Aowu!" Mikaka covered her feet, cried and jumped. This little devil is too cold-blooded and too violent.
Xiaopo was tidying up his bow: "Everyone, my name is Edogawa Kopo. I am this Mikaka's life mentor."
Life mentors or something are too high-end.
Mikaka whispered: "Didn't you say you're good at being a bodyguard? Why did you become a mentor again?"
But Xiao Po turned around and glared at him. Mikaka was so scared that she hurriedly covered her mouth and didn't dare to speak.
Wow, such a terrible little guy is rare.
Shi Zhenxian obviously didn't realize the terrifying thing about the young-toothed version of Qi Mu. He walked over without knowing how to deal with it and touched the little broken Conan's hairstyle. "Haha, it's exactly the same as Conan. This hairstyle has sprayed a lot of hair spray. Hello, naughty kid, hurry up and go home. This is not your place to play."
But Xiao Po was not in a hurry and patted Shi Zhenxian's hand, and knew it carefully. "Shi Zhenxian, male gender, age 17, height 173, weight 63 kilograms, loves to pick up girls, has no love experience, failed to confess fifty-five times, and has a good personality of farting..."
Damn! Shi Zhenxian was so angry, "When did you investigate me, kid?"
Xiao Po smiled coldly: "It's not just you, but you and me are all very familiar with each other." He pointed at Qin Sijie.
Qin Sijie was so scared that he swallowed a mouthful of saliva.
Shi Zhenxian suppressed his anger and patted Xiaopo's head, "Child, don't irritate my brother. Brother is a bad boy. It hurts me to hit someone."
Xiao Po smiled slightly and asked, "Brother, how painful does it hurt?"
Shi Zhenxian smiled sinisterly and raised his fist, "You try it, won't you know? Hehe."
Wow. Seeing that the struggle between them was about to break out, Mikaka hurried over and grabbed Shi Zhenxian, "Brother Shi! Don't be impulsive. You will die!"
"Mikaka, don't stop me. Even if this child is your life mentor, I will beat him up. Don't worry, I won't let him die. At most, I will beat him home and call him mom!"
"Brother Shi. You misunderstood what I mean." Mikaka hugged Shi Zhenxian, "I mean, you will die."
"Ah?" Shi Zhenxian glared at Mikaka, "You mean, I can't beat this little brat?"
"Yeah! You must not be able to beat it." Mikaka nodded.
Mikaka knows the best that Xiao Po is so powerful. Of course, Xia Zaoyan is also very clear.
So, she seized the business opportunity and came over immediately and took out a contract, "Brother Shi, don't worry, please help me buy personal insurance first. If you are beaten to death, you will be compensated 100,000 yuan. Even if you die, your family will benefit from it, so you won't be helpless when you get old, right?"
"I said..." Shi Zhenxian clenched his fists, "You two, did you mean to embarrass me? I can't even beat a little kid?!"
He pushed Mikaka away and slapped the contract in Xia Zaoan's hand, and the small volcano erupted.
Originally, he just wanted to teach Xiao Po a little lesson, but by the provocation of Mikaka and Xia Zaoan, he decided to beat the little kid to death!
"Hehe! Don't blame me! I can be very ruthless too!" Shi Zhenxian clenched his fist, smiled treacherously, and rushed towards Xiaopo.
After one minute, the results can be imagined.
"Pu!" Shi Zhenxian knelt on the ground and shouted, "Brother Po! You will be my eldest brother in the future!"
He was beaten to the point of being blue and swollen. If Xiao Po hadn't shown mercy, Shi Zhenxian would have been in a wheelchair for the rest of his life.
Xiao Po walked over and touched his head, "Be good. Call me twice and listen."
"Abide by the order! Wool!" Shi Zhenxian's dog slave looks so amazing.
Mikaka covered her face and couldn't bear to look at her, "Brother Shi, is it okay to be a little dignified in life?"
To be continued...