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291 Failure Damn [Wan Update]

Xia Zaoan still didn't believe him, "I don't care. You have to write a contract for me. If I can't pay back the debt, I'll go to your house to move things. I'll sue you to the bank credit blacklist. Be careful that you can't borrow money or buy a house in the future. You can restrict you from taking the high-speed rail or taking the plane."

Oh my god, this girl is so cruel. She has a lot of debt collection methods. Mikaka gritted her teeth and said, "Okay, okay. I'll sign it."

Thinking about it, in the blink of an eye, I owe another 100,000 yuan.

The greatest tragedy in life is not debt, but not knowing how much debt he owes. Mikaka has a premonition that his declining fortune may accompany him throughout his life.

Other online articles are all male protagonists with gold and beauty, and they are cheated in the harem of three thousand, and one golden finger is a chapter, and there must be a master to help them upgrade. He is fine... He doesn't want anything, and he can't satisfy the yy of netizens at all.

As the second male lead, he was the most failed.

However, as the male protagonist, Saiki is the most successful. Not only does he have all the advantages of Mikaka yy, but he also has a weak contrast like Mikaka. As the saying goes, red flowers also need green leaves to complement them.

"Okay. Let's sign." Xiao Hei brought the contract and Xia Zaoan handed him the pen.

"No signing, okay?" Mikaka retreated.

"Caught me and play with you. Then you can dispose of the bombs yourself."

"I'd better sign."

Who knows when this mine will explode? Mikaka is afraid that his luck will not be over when Ye Yuanlu calls the bomb disposal expert and then play over. There is no way, no matter how unhappy he is, he even bit the bullet and signed his name.

"The signature is not enough, you need to print it with your finger."

"Then you'll press the ink for me."

"What kind of ink you want? Don't you have to spend money?" Xia Zaoan picked up Mikaka's thumb and bit it in her mouth.

"Oh! What are you doing!"

"Okay! You can stamp it."

"I'll go..."

Mikaka's fingers were bitten and bleeding. Is this girl a dog? She bites people randomly!

Anyway, when he pressed his finger prints, Mikaka felt sad, Oh my God, he had already owed so much debt before he graduated from high school... When will this tragic life be the beginning?!

Forget it. Believe that the bitterness will come.

Mikaka asked with a bitter face, "Xia Zai, how do you plan to dismantle the bomb?"

Xia Zaoyan asked Xiao Hei to close the contract and then said, "Nonsense, have you ever seen a war movie?! Our Meow Meow Co., Ltd. is very professional in disposing of bombs! Don't imitate children."

To be honest, Mikaka always thinks she is unreliable.

But after signing the contract, I can only trust her.

Xia Zaoan instructed Xiaohua to go into the kitchen to get a fruit knife. Then, he asked Xiaohua to turn on his phone and find a video of a war movie. It was the whole process of the hero stepping on a landmine and others helping him to remove the mines.

Watching the video is very simple. It is to slowly insert the sole of the male protagonist's shoes with a knife to let the male protagonist gently pull out his feet. During this process, you have to keep pressing the shoes with a knife to prevent the mine from triggering due to changes in weight. After the male protagonist moves out his feet, he will bring a large stone to press on it, and the task is done.

Mikaka looked at Xia Zaoan suspiciously, "You, are you sure it's OK?"

"OK! OK! Very OK!" Xia Zaoan finished speaking, squatted down, and didn't say much, and did not prepare for Mikaka. She just inserted a knife into the sole of his shoes.

"Aowu!!! I'll go, your uncle, you're in the foot." Mikaka was so painful that she cried and howled.

"Sorry, I'm not familiar with the first operation. Please forgive me."

"I forgive you!"

"How can you see the rainbow without experiencing the wind and rain? No one can succeed casually." Xia Zaoan inspirationally sang "True Hero" to the injured.

"Don't think singing is inspirational! Shut up!"

"Okay. I promise there is no second time."

As soon as he finished speaking, Xia Zaoan pulled out the knife, then aimed, and then made another move.

"Oh my god! Are you going to be able to do it again!"

Mikaka's feet were stabbed twice, and tears burst out from tears. Her facial features were twisted together because of extreme pain, making her look ugly like a grimace.

Grooved blood oozed out from the soles of his shoes and soon dyed the ground red.

At this time, the fearful luck system in the brain showed a warm reminder, "Dear, add 5 points to your fearful luck!"

Only 5 points are added if you are so miserable?!

Mikaka expressed dissatisfaction.

And Xia Zaoan was still a hippie smile. "Hehe, it's only three things. Give me another chance."

"Wait, listen to me." Mikaka suddenly discovered a very serious problem.

This problem must be solved immediately.

However, Xia Zaoan did not say anything, and did not even give him the opportunity to explain. He was just right and was another knife.

This time Mikaka didn't scream. Anyway, she was like a crash.

Xia Zaoan was proud, "Look, I just said that things are just three."

"But three of you sisters..." Mikaka looked at Xia Zaoan in a bad mood.

Stop talking, he has been numbed.

Three stabs...

But this is not the most important thing. What is important is, "Can you let me finish it first?" Mikaka almost furious.

He didn't dare to jump. He exploded when he jumped.

"You said it! I didn't close your mouth." Xia Zaoyan looked innocent and cute.

"Damn it," Mikaka cursed. He was so arrogant again. A three-good student like him can no longer be a good role model for everyone. But he was also driven crazy.

"Damn it. I'm not this foot that I stepped on the mine! It's the other foot!"

Why are you keeping fucking my innocent foot? Mikaka shed two lines of hot tears.

The system's prompt sound rang in time, "Congratulations, your fortune has increased by 20 points!"

Are the bonus points from this system casually coming?

"Sorry." Xia Zaoan wanted to laugh too. After a long time, did she get into the wrong foot?

"But, what's up to me? You haven't explained it clearly."

"That's my fault."

"Nonsense. Don't you know which foot you are on the mine? You still have to ask me?"

"..." Listening, Mikaka seemed not innocent.

"Ahhhh!" He didn't want to worry about this matter anymore and waved his hand, "Forget it. I won't bother with you anymore. But if you dare to insert the other foot wrong, I will never finish it with you."

"Oh, please help you dismantle bombs, how dare you rape me?"

"I am a guest. Guest is the first! Otherwise, be careful I will go to the Consumer Council to complain to you!"

That's right. With a sincere attitude of serving the guests, Xia Zaoan was extremely careful this time, tentatively inserted the knife in, and even looked up and asked, "Customer, are you satisfied this time? Do you want to apply for a VIP card?"

"You think it's Foot Bath City. Do you still apply for a card?" However, what surprised Mikaka was that she didn't expect that Xia Zaoan's blind cat hit the dead mouse and was actually confused. This time, the knife did not penetrate Mikaka's foot.
Chapter completed!
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