286 Mother and Son Recognize [Send Signature Book + Explosive Update](2/3)
"What do you know?" Qi Mu said: "If that's not the case, that silkworm mother will not take the bait."
"Deer, Deer!" The white magnolia broke free and was about to rush out, but she heard Qi Mu say, "Don't come over. I buried a mine underground. As long as the silkworm mother broke through the ground, it would be dead."
Landmine? Mikaka and the others looked nervously in the yard, and Magnolia didn't dare to act rashly.
"Brother, you can also indicate the location of the mines. Can we still go to the ground?"
Qi Mu said, "As long as you don't jump into the yard, you'll be fine."
Qin Sijie said: "Then we won't run to the yard if we beat you to death."
Shi Zhenxian agreed, "That's right. Even if the sky falls, we will never go into the yard!"
Just finished speaking, suddenly-
I heard strange and rustling sounds coming from the living room.
It was a bit like an earthquake, and the whole house was shaking. The light bulb on the ceiling was shaking very hard. Because the house was too old, dust fell from the ceiling.
When they looked back, they exclaimed in surprise, "Wow!"
Unexpectedly, the silkworm mother was coming out of the floor.
The good guy didn't come out of the yard, but unexpectedly appeared from the floor of the living room.
And its bloody mouth was opened and the silk spitting shot towards them!
"Wow!" They forgot everything they said just now and jumped into the yard in a hurry.
Just as he was about to run a few steps, Qi Mu shouted, "Hey! Do you want to die? Be careful to step on the landmine!"
Roaring at each other! They didn't dare to move anymore. They were frozen in place one by one.
Xia Zaoan cried with a sad face, "Meow, are you waiting to die if you don't run away?"
Qi Mu said: "As long as you don't make a sound, it won't find you!"
Mikaka and his friends quickly covered their mouths.
I saw that the silkworm mother did not appear completely. It seemed that she had absorbed the lesson from last time. Instead, she poked out half of her head, and spit out silk like a snake, twisted into a rope, swimming on the floor, stretching further and further.
Soon, the silk swam into the yard.
If you get caught by it, you will be done.
In order to avoid it, everyone used eighteen martial arts, sometimes bent down and sometimes raised their legs, and avoided the sweeping of silk.
But the crisis has not been resolved.
At this time, Qi Mu, who was standing on the tree branch, said to Ye Yuanlu, "Hey, speak quickly and lure it over."
"Okay!" Ye Yuanlu said: "I'm ready!"
If you say it, just do it. Ye Yuanlu pulled open his throat and showed his voice, "Hey! The drummer with the drummer with the drum and the drum to sing other songs, I can't sing, but I can only sing Fengyang songs, Fengyang songs, Yiyo, hey, the bell floats, the bell floats, the bell floats, the bell floats, the floats, the floats, the floats, the floats, the floats, the floats, the floats, the floats..."
"Get out!" Qi Mu cursed, "Who asked you to sing folk songs!"
"It's okay. I can change my style."
Ye Yuanlu opened her mouth and said, a familiar theme song of Slam Dunk "Until the End of the World" was full of passion and pronunciation.
"..." Qi Mu wanted to kill this man.
Although Ye Yuanlu is serious on the surface, she is no worse than Mikaka when she is two.
"Shut up. Do you really think of yourself as a god of singing?"
"Brother, it's too difficult for you to serve. Didn't you attract me to it?"
"Then you see it yourself, is it coming?"
When Ye Yuanlu saw that the silkworm mother was not fooled.
"It seems, it has no musical cells."
Brother, even a worm won’t be fooled with such an obvious trap.
Qi Mu said: "I asked you to say something to stimulate it. But you must make it believe that you are Gao Xiaolu, otherwise, it will not believe it."
"Okay. I'll give it a try."
After making a statement in his heart, Ye Yuanlu began to shout loudly, "Oh, Gao Chengyong, you big idiot, don't you know who I am. Do you know? My name is Gao Xiaolu, no, actually, my name is Zhao Xiaolu. I am the son of my mother Magnolia who gave Lao Zhao an extramarital affair next door. You are so slutty, wearing such a cuckold, and your head is covered in green. When you say it, you laugh so much! You deserve to be green, you pervert. Come and kill me. I'm here."
After hearing this, the silkworm mother was indeed furious.
It took back the silk and suddenly got into the ground.
Mikaka and the others were finally safe and they all breathed a sigh of relief.
However, Ye Yuanlu felt the danger approaching and said, "Hey, pull me on the tree quickly. I don't want to die."
Qi Mu deliberately dragged it, "It is your honor to sacrifice for mankind."
"Go away your honor. I am not your black-hearted object."
"Your attitude doesn't seem to be very good." Qi Mu seemed to say with a cold look, "If you don't flatter me, do you want me to let you go?"
"..." Ye Yuanlu couldn't laugh or cry, so she had to put down her airs, "This handsome guy, please be kind and pull me up. Such kindness will definitely be returned ten times in the future."
OK. Let you go. Qi Mu feels it's almost done, so he pulled him to the tree and cut off the rope on his body.
Ye Yuanlusong loosened his wrist and looked down again.
After so long, why hasn't that silkworm mother been moving yet?
"Keep shouting." Qi Mu said.
Ye Yuanlu said: "Still shout?"
“Yes, keep stimulating it.”
Ye Yuanlu said: "I'm already exhausted. I've been given Chinese to the teacher long ago."
Qi Mu said: "I have a way."
"What's the solution?"
"I'll pretend to be Lao Zhao next door. Please remember to call me dad after a while."
Ye Yuanlu's face became gloomy: "Hey, you are deliberately taking advantage of me."
Qi Mu said: "Do you still want to catch the murderer?"
Ye Yuanlu held his forehead: "Okay, okay."
Unexpectedly, he sacrificed a lot in order to capture the real murderer.
Then, Qi Mu pretended to be a vicissitudes of life, "Oh, Magnolia! Magnolia! I am Lao Zhao next door! Are you there?"
Magnolia has appeared as the heroine of this bloody drama.
"Old Zhao, it's you. I haven't seen you for so many years, and you are still so handsome."
"Magnolia, let's not talk about our destruction. Back then, we took advantage of Gao Chengyong's absence and rolled the sheets in your pit every day. If Gao Chengyong knew about this, he would not be angry to death."
"Old Zhao. He knew it a long time ago. Even his son is not his biological child."
"What? Gao Xiaolu is my son?!"
"Yes, he is your species. Otherwise, do you think that an incompetent pervert like Gao Chengyong can give birth to a son?"
At this time, Qi Mu hooked his fingers and hinted Ye Yuanlu: It’s your turn to appear! Smash!
Ye Yuanlu had to say patiently: "Dad! I'm here!"
Qi Mu said, "Son-smash! Dad has been looking for you for a long time. I remember that my mother and I were working outside and secretly hang out with each other three times a day before giving birth to you. Hahaha, not only did I cuckold that Gao Chengyong be cuckolded by me, but also helped me raise my son for so many years! I really thank him for his eighteen generations of ancestors!"
When I hear this, who can tolerate it?!
Sure enough, the silkworm mother could no longer hold back and rushed out from the ground in anger.
"Ao!" It whistled to the sky.
It's like saying, I'll kill you guys and guys!
But at the same time, it triggered the mines buried in the yard.
"Boom!"
Suddenly, fires burst into full bloom.
In the smoke of gunpowder, the silkworm mother was seriously injured and fell heavily to the ground.
Qi Mu sneered disdainfully, he was really brainless. He was so easy to be fooled.
He jumped down from the tree.
The silkworm mother lay on the ground, motionless, and was seriously injured. She breathed very weakly. Qi Mu was not merciless and the explosives were quite sufficient. Fortunately, Mikaka and the others did not step on the mine, otherwise they would have been fried into meat sauce.
At this time, Qi Mu walked up to it and looked at it coldly.
Ye Yuanlu stood on the tree and didn't dare to come down, asking, "How to deal with it?"
Qi Mu said: "Do you still need to ask? Of course, you will be executed on the spot. However, Gao Chengyong is also stupid. Although he was cuckolded, if you choose to take revenge, the better way should be to possess you instead of killing you."
To be continued...