005 First time failure ()

He rushed into his room quickly, but the light was not on. The fat man saw a ray of light appearing on the wall near the shower room, and he was immediately happy and happy.

At this moment, the fat man almost regarded himself as the pride of the lewd world, and even such a genius idea could be thought of by himself.

He pounced on his bed with the power of a hungry tiger pounced on the sheep. The iron-framed spring bed could not bear the weight of the fat man and made a squeaking scream.

At this moment, the fat man was not only feeling as if he was flying, but also every piece of fat on his body was flying proudly.

The plump and plump boss; the petite and delicate Xiaowen; as for the amnesia-lossing little girl he picked up, the slender legs alone are enough to defeat all the passionate brother Pig.

The fat man's eyes had already been put up, and he swallowed a saliva. The fat man silently said in his heart: "Be good Xiaowen, squat down, squat down, I can't see Fat Brother."

At this moment, the characteristics of the fat man's single-cell linear logical thinking type were once again reflected in a slight detail. He didn't expect: "The wall thickness of the small hole with a diameter of less than one centimeter is at least five centimeters. The shower is installed on the wall where he opened the hole. The spring light he could see was limited by only a little from the laws of physics."

If Xiaowen stood far away from the wall while taking a shower, maybe the damn fat man could see more, but would someone leave the shower a little further when someone showered? If she were not.

In fact, the only shower room and bathroom in Zhao Fengjiao's house is not big, three meters horizontally and two meters vertically. The fat man's hole is exactly vertically.

At a distance of two meters, even if Xiaowen responded to the fat man's prayer and retreated to the corner of the wall, the part that the fat man could see was extremely limited.

After swallowing again, the fat man stepped back and prayed silently in his heart: "Turn around, Xiaowen, turn around, Fat Brother, I'll buy you candy."

After watching it for a long time, it was a pity that Fatty usually studied ethical films of the island country in depth, and finally found that Xiaowen's pervert was actually taking a shower with her back to the shower.

The results of Fatty in the past half-day are not as good as what Xiaowen sees in her backless outfit.

The fat man was cruel and pulled his eyes open from the small hole, stretched out his fingers and stuffed them into the hole, and tried his best to pick them up. However, it was obvious that the cement on the wall of Zhao Fengjiao's house was not a tofu project. The fat man's only gain was that his fingers were numb with headaches. As for the diameter of the small hole, it was probably not a micron to expand.

In desperation, the fat man had to turn his eyes over again and felt nervous: "tmd, this is really a troublesome person. Tomorrow, we must find an opportunity to make a big hole in this wall that can penetrate the head... No... If we really want to open such a big hole, the boss will definitely find it. After she discovers it, she will definitely block the hole and deduct my salary, which will make everyone lose everything. It is inappropriate."

The fat man is worthy of being a single-cell linear logical thinking monster. Each plan emerges in the fat man’s mind like mushrooms after a rain, and is rejected by the fat man one by one.

"It's not OK to open a hole that is not big or small, it's easy to be discovered."

"Buy a pinhole camera, it won't work. Those with higher pixels will cost several thousand yuan, while those with lower pixels will not work."

...

Suddenly, the fat man slapped his thighs and smiled proudly, because the fat man suddenly thought of something very interesting, that is the cat's eyes on the gate of Zhao Fengjiao's house.

That thing is not big and relatively hidden, but when you look at the things at the door, you can see them at a glance.

The fat man immediately rushed out to remove the cat's eyes from the door, but he quickly resisted it. Now he went to remove the cat's eyes from the door with a "ding ding dong dong". Wouldn't he tell everyone what the fat man wants to do?

The logical thinking type is single-cell linear, but it does not mean that the fat man is a second-hand man. The fat man's mind is to transfer the phone and buy a new cat eye? Unfortunately, the fat man now only has one bank card, and the balance in the bank card is not enough to pay the account management fee. When the stingy Zhao Fengjiao opened the card, she had already calculated the bank account management fee of three yuan a month collected by the bank.

It's too dangerous to remove the door. On the one hand, this small hole may be exposed, and on the other hand, Zhao Fengjiao is also accused of destroying public property.

Finally, the fat man sighed helplessly and decided to put this great goal temporarily. Anyway, as long as these beauties are still there, they will not be able to take a shower in this shower room. After he saved enough money to buy a Maoyan, he could see through them inside and out, and then crossed them in his mind for ten thousand times to make up for the current ones.

After thinking about this, the fat man became cheerful again and turned his eyes to him, hoping that his character would explode in the end.

The water from the shower had stopped. The fat man was suddenly stunned. A pink light flashed in front of him, and then the pink one appeared in front of him.

The fat man sat back suddenly, stuffed his fingers into his mouth, and said to himself in surprise: "Damn, Xiaowen's slut, he is just a slut... Damn, I'm sorry to have a little while when I use the book. What does it mean to wear pink pajamas without a bra?"

Unfortunately, the fat man didn't have enough time to think about such profound academic issues, because Xiaowen, who was out of the bath, was already shouting in the living room.

"Fatty, where is the aunt's gaming equipment? If you don't come out and do it for me, my aunt will kick your door."

At this moment, the fat man burst into tears, Xiaowen's gentle and well-behaved image collapsed in the fat man's mind. Although this was the second night he lived in Zhao Fengjiao's house, he was pulled to the garbage mountain in the western suburbs by Zhao Fengjiao on the first night to see the moon for most of the night... No... he pushed the car for the middle of the night, although he picked up an amnesiac beauty.
Chapter completed!