196 The biggest rule is that there are no rules
196 The biggest rule is no rules
As soon as the butcher finished speaking, the wizard confinement nanny walked to the center of the city lord's mansion with a cat, then turned around coquettishly and blinked at the first sister a few times.
The number one sister got goosebumps all over the floor after the electric shock.
"I, confinement nanny, a level 94 wizard. From my name, it is not difficult to see that I am the friend of women and the savior of misstepped women..."
The butcher was so angry that Venus began to appear on his forehead.
Fortunately, the warrior Rufu had already walked forward and pushed the confinement nanny to the point of flying, and said coldly: "I, Rufu, my nickname Hong Sanlu, a level 92 warrior."
With short and powerful language and fierce expressions, Rufu's words reduced the temperature of the entire city lord's mansion by three degrees Celsius.
Two hunters surrounded Ruf, one left and one right, put out the most classic combination of the Little Tigers that year, and said on the left: "I, the flying eagle, abbreviated as the flying eagle soaring among the blue sky and white clouds, a level 97 hunter. My favorite..."
The one on the right said without any weakness: "I, the frightened bird, a level 93 hunter. I am famously stupid and bold. I have never been afraid of anything, especially the sound of the bowstrings of the flying eagle that cannot fly high."
Finally, the blue worm walked out lazily, stretched his waist and said, "Hello everyone, I am a blue worm. Note that it is a blue worm, not a lazy worm, a level 96 monk. The principle I believe in is: never take action without action; never move your feet if you can solve it.
I also believe that the world is created by lazy people, but I don’t want to be the lazy person who created the world, I just want to be the lazy person who enjoys the world."
After the Blue Worm finished speaking, Rufu, confinement nanny, frightened bird, and flying eagle all came up and recited in unison: "We are the five-piece One Piece group that everyone loves and flowers bloom. We firmly believe that small strokes are happy, big strokes are harmful to the body, and forced strokes are destroyed. Of course, we also firmly believe that we must tear up the long skirt first, then tear up the shorts, and then tear up the hundreds of times before we can get rid of the cavalry."
The first sister asked in surprise: "Grandma, fat man, is it a drama performance? What does it mean?"
The butcher said with a dark face: "Damn it, Japanese comics and gay love, what a great combination."
The first sister nodded and said, "Well, young man, just be passionate!"
This time it was Xiao Hong's turn to be dark and full of blackness on her face.
In order to avoid embarrassment, the butcher had to hurry up to a few old members who were finally hidden by the five-member One Piece group, and said first: "There is the last newcomer, please listen to him for self-introduction."
The assassin who was lower than Xiao Hongyan but made Xiao Hongyan very embarrassed, walked out in a low-key manner and said in a low and magnetic voice: "Hello everyone, my name is Little Martian, a level 95 assassin."
The charming asked in a low voice: "I'm dizzy, Martian, is your hometown Mars? I heard that the earth is about to perish. Can you take me to immigrate to Mars?"
A cannon under his crotch glared at the charming look, walked to the little Martian, patted the little Martian on the shoulder, and said with a righteous look: "Damn, brother, don't pay attention to him, he is crazy. I am also his eldest brother, and I am unlucky to have such a younger brother.
By the way, are the tickets to Mars expensive?”
Xiaoyao student jumped out and shouted, "Old man, everyone has revealed their true colors, so I won't pretend..."
The Thunder Demon from the Sky coughed and said, "Damn it, professional trash, you have made a mistake this time. No one else has anything to do with, it's just an ordinary gang friend. But you are different, you have to be an instructor for three months."
Xiaoyao's face instantly turned dead gray.
Xiao Hongyan stood up and said, "Okay, our gang has never played any disguise. Just act in a true form. Everyone is mainly about having a heart-to-heart talk. They have to pretend to be a dry bird, the uncle."
The first sister breathed a sigh of relief, stroked the bangs on her forehead, and said, "Grandma, that's it. I felt so uncomfortable just now."
Ninth generation Yang Ling clasped his fists and stood up and asked, "Gangmaster, brother, as a newcomer, I don't understand it very well, so I want to ask clearly. I read the advertisement that our gang has a generous benefit. Do we need to follow the rules accordingly? For example, what level of donation to the gang? I think it might be better to say it first!"
The first sister was stunned, looked at the butcher, then looked at the blood-crying Dujuan, and then her brows frowned.
The butcher also looked around, but the cuckoo sighed.
The big girl thought about it for a long time and said, "Damn it seems that the biggest rule for our helper is that there are no rules."
The confinement nanny also opened her eyes wide and said, "It's impossible. Is there any gang in this game that doesn't ask the gang members to donate money?"
The first sister frowned and tightened, and suddenly she opened her eyes wide and asked, "Grandma, fat man, it seems that our gang really doesn't have this rule. Should we add it?"
"No!" One Piece Five shouted in unison.
The butcher scratched his head and said, "It's really not mandatory for the gang members to donate. Generally, the members of the gang require the gang to arrange personnel to explode equipment, and then the members who proposed to explode equipment provide potions. After the equipment is exploded, the members who need the equipment need to donate to the gang according to one-tenth of the market price of the equipment."
Blue Bug said in confusion: "The equipment is free to the gang members, so donate one-tenth of the market price of the equipment. Who will determine this market price?"
The big female fucking merchant smiled and said, "I'll make a decision!"
Rufu wiped his sweat and asked, "It won't be a sky-high price, right?"
The big girl fucked the merchant and said, "I'm dizzy. You said it's a sky-high price. I'm setting the market price here, it's different."
The first sister added: "Also, gang members have the opportunity to apply for subsidies for upgrading to the legendary profession set once every three months, including eighteen blessing gems and nine soul gems, but each legendary profession set only has one chance to receive, and it takes three months for different legendary profession sets to have a chance."
The big female businessman said, "You can also entrust me to go to level 9 on your behalf. You can deduct your consumption in addition to your welfare and return me to the gems of blessings, or donate to the 10% off price. This is how the equipment of the people in our gang is made."
Ninth generation Yang Ling calculated with his fingers for a long time, then suddenly opened his eyes and said, "Dimmature, after all, the gang is doing everything. No matter how we look at the leader, it doesn't seem like his head is stuck by a door."
The first sister got angry and stood up, put her hips on her hips and scolded, "Grandma, I just joined the gang and thought that I would kill you."
The ninth generation Yang Ling immediately became silent.
Xiao Hongyan sighed and said, "Oh, people's hearts are full of flesh. If the gang leader treats us like this, we will definitely give it back sincerely. Playing games will sometimes gain something better than reality."
The fucking Feng Qing said disdainfully: "Forget it, Brother Dapao, there is no need to mention the incident of our sneak attack in Xin'an City. They don't believe it if they say it."
Rufu stared at the leopard's eyes and asked, "What's wrong with masturbating? You have to run to Xin'an City when you fight a sneak attack at the resident?"
A cannon was crossing Rufu's face and said, "***, that's because the gang leader invited all of us to travel to Xin'an City. It happened to be a surprise attack in Xin'an City, so we collectively fought the garrison attack in Xin'an City. It was so satisfying! However, with your One Piece Five-player group, I guess even if the gang leader still wants to organize a tour next year, he won't call you!"
Blueworm asked, "You guys pay for it?"
Jiao Poor rolled his eyes all his life and said disdainfully: "Damn, will you go at your own expense? They are all otakus, do you need to explain so thoroughly?"
Feiying murmured, "That's over. The boss's efforts are completely unreasonable. He must have liked our color, although I can write a pen to control the loli..."
The thunder demon from the sky couldn't help but interrupt, "Damn it, stop obsessing this topic anymore. Anyway, the gang will not force you to donate as much as you want every week or monthly. If you are willing to donate, don't have to donate a copper coin. This is the rule. There is nothing to guess. If you are willing to stay, stay as soon as possible.
After following Xiaoyao students for three months, you can make a request to explode the equipment. The explosive equipment won’t cost you a penny, at most you just want to add medicine first.
If you are worried, you can not even paste the medicine, and you can just fold it into game coins first and owe it.
After you get the equipment, you will ask you to donate a 10th of the value of the help. If you don’t think it’s worth it, you…”
The butcher stood up and said, "Thunder demon is right. Our request is very simple. When there is a resident war, you must participate in the war and follow the command completely.
We have no intention of expanding within one or two years. At most, we just passively fight the defensive battle at the resident. Even if you are dead, you will not lose experience, so there is no need to worry that we treat you as cannon fodder.
As of now, it seems that except for me, I, who is cannon fodder, there is no more cannon fodder. I'll do it!"
"Haha!" Everyone burst into laughter.
The first sister said, "Okay, that's it. I won't mess with you anymore, I will put everything on the table to say.
Because of the lonely olive tree, Dobe and Liuli's mother know each other in reality, so you can take some time to come out and equip them with all the equipment as soon as possible.
So... what the King Five, ascetics, monks and assassins, I'm sorry, wait for your equipment to be applied for three months, or your instructor Xiaoyao students will guarantee you and then explode again."
The only love beast asked with his eyes open: "Damn, bitch butcher, my equipment cannot..."
The butcher rolled his eyes and said, "Damn, you have to get your equipment in advance. Brother, I not only have to work hard, but also have to guarantee you. The problem is that brother, I am now reincarnated as a divine beast, and I also have to turn two times. I am so busy. Gang leader, boss, can the equipment and weapons of those three beauties slow down? Look at the weather is so cold..."
Chapter completed!