75 Pretending to be Dead, Lao Tzu is the Best at(1/2)
Wen Zilong hid in the box and was thinking secretly how to escape.
However, now all four claws are tied with thin iron wire, and their wings are broken. It is difficult to reach the sky if you want to go out.
It seems that the only way to pretend to be dead is to use.
So Wen Zilong lay flat in the box, motionless.
Within a moment, the snoring started.
I slept until midnight.
When he woke up, Wen Zilong was speechless at himself.
I had agreed to pretend to be dead, but why did I fall asleep while pretending to be dead?
It seems that I am not professional enough.
Thinking of this, he closed his eyes and continued to pretend to be dead.
Pretending to be dead requires patience.
What a lazy person like Wen Zilong lacks the least is patience.
I waited until the next morning when Erganzi came over, opened a blood bag and poured all the blood inside into the bowl.
Although Wen Zilong smelled the seductive smell of blood, he did not move.
Er Ganzi stood beside him and looked at Wen Zilong motionlessly.
In this way, one man and one bat were for more than ten minutes, but no one moved.
Wen Zilong began to curse in his heart: Damn, I am an actor, are you also an actor?
Since that's the case, the enemy will not move, I will not move.
If the enemy moves, he will lose.
Under such an idea, Wen Zilong never moved a minute.
Time passes by minute by minute.
Another half an hour later, Zhao Si came to the box and looked at the motionless vampire bat.
"What? Dead?"
Er Ganzi shook his head: "Although he doesn't move, his chest will fluctuate slightly every thirty seconds, which means it is breathing."
Zhao Si took a look with interest and said:
"Pretend to death?"
"Um."
The second pole nodded.
"Sure enough, this bat is intelligent. Such a bat must be worth a lot of money."
Zhao Sidao.
Erganzi nodded again and said nothing.
Wen Zilong was immediately relieved.
Damn, it turns out that this guy has been motionless for so long, and he is actually counting his breathing.
My acting skills are still not up to standard.
Since it has been discovered, then I still have some yarn.
Wen Zilong simply turned his head and lay in the bowl and drank blood in big mouthfuls.
Zhao Si lit a cigar and was even more surprised: "Not only have intelligence, but also understand human words."
Wen Zilong ignored it and drank a bowl with a sloppy drink. He knocked his head on the edge of the bowl and shouted, "Little Pole, renew the cup for me."
After seeing that the bat had finished drinking, it would actually knock on the edge of the bowl and squeak to make Tianfan.
He couldn't help laughing.
Because I was laughing too much, I sucked a cigarette into the trachea and started coughing violently.
Erganzi patted him on the back.
Zhao Si said: "Very good, take all the performances of this little thing. When the customer comes, we should talk to him about the price."
Er Ganzi nodded, then picked up the phone beside him and took pictures.
Wen Zilong also thought about it secretly.
Since you can't pretend to be dead, you can only be cruel.
Time passes.
According to what the phone said, the foreigner was coming soon.
If he takes it away, it will be hard to say whether he is a chicken or a breast at that time.
Since that's the case, we can only be cruel.
In order to capture Wen Zilong's every move, Er Ganzi never covered the box.
Wen Zilong also kept making various moves to let him take pictures.
When Zhao Si saw these scenes taken by Er Ganzi, he was so happy that he couldn't close his legs and kept nodding: "With these scenes, you can definitely sell for a big price."
Dingdong—
The doorbell sounded.
A smile flashed across Zhao Si's mouth and said, "The customer is here."
Erganzi nodded, immediately left the living room and walked towards the door.
Wen Zilong was delighted: It’s now!
He pulled his hind legs hard.
Hiss-
Click—
With two light sounds, his hind legs were torn off one after another.
"I'm scattered and scattered—"
The heart-wrenching pain made him sweat and his eyes filled with stars.
With his personality, it was impossible for him to continue this pain.
But this is a critical moment of life and death. If you don’t fight for a while, your life will be gone.
"Men... should be cruel to themselves..."
He said in his heart, and he gritted his teeth and tried harder again.
Crack Crack Crack –
His two front paws were also torn apart by him.
"I'm scattered and scattered—"
He was so painful that tears were almost coming out.
The broken limb is reborn, and it hurts so much.
Wen Zilong estimated that this is the pain of having a child for women.
At this time, the door was already open.
A child who seemed to be frightened by his parents came to his voice: "Mr. Zhao, why did you keep yourself in a cage?"
Zhao Si laughed and replied: "Mr. Peter, aren't we afraid that the vampire bat will run away?"
Wen Zilong heard this and knew that he would not be able to delay any more.
He looked down at his wings.
Although both front paws have been torn off by themselves, fortunately they are just broken.
The wings were not affected much.
Moreover, in order to suck blood, Er Ganzi had already let go of the wire on his mouth.
At this time, I could flap my wings and leave.
But will you leave easily?
Will someone like me who is vengeful and petty, leave easily like this?
At this time, the living room door had been closed and the foreigner had already walked in.
Wen Zilong stretched out his head from the edge of the box.
I saw that this was a foreigner with a bearded man, very tall. As for his appearance, Wen Zilong was too lazy to observe anymore, and he was going to die anyway.
To be continued...