Chapter 195 The farce in the bathroom
Because of limited time, Jiang Haoran did not waste much time on his speech, but the results achieved were excellent.
Qian Yanzhi did not go up to speak. Jiang Haoran said everything he should say and didn't say. He went up to say nothing.
The beautiful etiquette lady went up from both sides of the rostrum. The red cheongsam outlined a charming arc, coupled with her tender white skin, a shallow smile, and was full of seductiveness.
Fortunately, the people who went to cut the ribbon today were all big shots. They usually saw more beauties and used more, so it was easy to hold them.
"Now I'm invited Governor Jiang, Director Qian, Mayor Xia, Director Gong, Mr. Feng, and Chairman Xiao to come to the stage to cut the ribbon." Liu Liang said loudly holding the microphone.
Jiang Haoran and the other six people came on stage one after another. Old Wei sat next to Zhao Qin and slapped his mouth: "Oh, I really didn't expect that even the governor of the Zijing Academy would be alarmed."
"Haha." Zhao Qin smiled beside her. She also felt like she was in a dream. The young man on the rostrum was smiling so sunny. Is he really his most proud student?
The etiquette lady held the tray and stood behind the six people in turn, with scissors and gloves on it.
The red ribbon was pulled up, Jiang Haoran stood in the middle, and the others were on both sides, holding scissors, cutting the red silk together, and the colorful balls fell into the tray.
As the main scissor, Jiang Haoran raised his scissors and waved downwards. The whole process did not exceed three minutes.
The six people stepped down from the rostrum one by one and returned to the VIP seat. Xiao Feng looked around and said to Feng Laoer gently: "I'll go to the bathroom, you're here to hold on."
"Okay, you go." Xiao Feng got up and left. Feng Laoer sat in Xiao Feng's seat and started chatting casually with Jiang Haoran.
On the other side, Lin Lin and Murong Xue and other girls were also whispering something.
Originally, Murong Xue, as the image ambassador of the school, also wanted to go up to cut the ribbon, but the person who came here today was obviously a bit big, and her identity was not suitable to go up to be a ribbon cutter.
"Hey, what did Brother Feng do?" Zhang Xue said in confusion when she saw Xiao Feng walking out alone.
Lin Lin glanced at him and shook her head: "I don't know, I guess I've gone to the bathroom."
** Staring at Xiao Feng's back, his eyes rolled, and a conspiracy smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, and he smiled so badly.
Xiao Feng came to the bathroom, took out a cigarette and lit it, and took a deep breath. He was obviously not suitable for smoking on the battlefield just now, so he could only endure it.
This addiction to smoking is sometimes like an orgasm. Once it comes, it’s really hard to hold it in.
"Damn it, I'm so tired." Xiao Feng felt much more comfortable with the cigarette in his mouth, unbuttoned the buttons at the top of his shirt, and let out a breath of smoke and stuffiness.
After smoking a cigarette, Xiao Feng walked to the mirror and looked at himself in the mirror. His hair was a little messy.
Turning on the faucet, Xiao Feng washed his hands and tidyed his hair. Then he came to the toilet, unzipped the zipper, and took out his friend who had been frustrated for the whole morning.
"Shhh~" Xiao Feng whistled, raised his head, and shrew comfortably.
A sound of footsteps sounded from outside, and Xiao Feng didn't care. He still blew the 'Eighteen Touch' tone and spit his own urine.
Xiao Feng was feeling so happy that he suddenly felt alert because the footsteps stopped behind him, and his eyes were staring at him.
Xiao Feng frowned slightly, who the hell is this? The big man is staring at him, he is so fucking perverted.
"Brother, have you seen enough? You are not without it. You like to watch Dandan. Take off your pants and stare at yourself." Because she didn't feel the murderous aura, Xiao Feng relaxed his tense nerves and said lightly.
"..." There was a silence behind it, but that gaze still existed.
Xiao Feng was a little uncomfortable and would not encounter the legendary psychopathy. No, this is a school, how can he tolerate such psychopathy?
"Hey, I said, you stare at me again, believe it or not, I beat you up." Xiao Feng frowned and turned to look behind him.
The next second, Xiao Feng's expression became wonderful, and he let out a howl: "My grass, **, why are you doing the fury running to the man's bathroom?" After shouting, he subconsciously turned around.
"Don't turn around, lustful stick." ** was shocked when Xiao Feng was about to turn around and screamed.
"Turn your uncle." Xiao Feng also remembered that it was a bit inappropriate to turn around, so he held back the last bit of urination, and even forgot to shake it a few times, so he quickly stuffed his friend into his pants.
"Sexy stick, don't be a hooligan, I'm on the video." ** said loudly, his tone a little quick.
"..." Xiao Feng was about to cry. He urinated himself and would provoke whoever he wanted, "Why the hell am I a hooligan."
"You, you are not a hooligan, why do you take out your ugly thing and look at me..."
Xiao Feng was angry. This girl was really not taught a lesson, and she became more and more excessive. "Damn, this is a men's bathroom. I have to pee, but I don't take it out, so how can I pee?" As she said that, she was about to zip up and turned around to take the little fairy away.
"Then I don't care. I'll just see you being a hooligan. In broad daylight, I actually took off my pants, and I took all the photos." **'s voice was a little evil.
When Xiao Feng heard the words of **, he was so angry that he became angry that he was brave. He grabbed the zipper with his right hand and pulled it suddenly: "I'm,,."
A scream came from Xiao Feng's throat, and his eyes were instantly wet.
"What are you going to do? I warn you, I'm not a casual girl."
"I'll do whatever you want." Xiao Feng was about to cry. He would definitely close the door next time he went to the bathroom. Damn it, the zipper clamped the silk thread~ it was not a single one, but a small piece...
"What's wrong with you?" ** also heard something was wrong with Xiao Feng's tone and asked worriedly.
"I...Damn, can you go out first?" Xiao Feng turned his head and saw that ** was still holding his cell phone, so he quickly turned his face: "If you dare to take pictures again, I will throw your cell phone into the toilet later. Will you believe me?"
"Tsk." ** slowly put away his phone and looked at Xiao Feng who was hunching his head: "Sex stick, what are you fiddling with?"
Xiao Feng was completely defeated and really lost his temper: "Sister, can you go out first?"
"No, I'm here to ask you something."
"Damn, then if you ask about things, can't you wait for me to finish peeing? If you ask about things, why do you still use your phone to peeing?" Xiao Feng became angry again.
"I'm not afraid that your beast surname will molest me, I have to leave evidence."
"..." Xiao Feng gritted his teeth: "I really want to press you to the ground xx."
"You dare."
"I dare not, sister, you go out first, I will solve some personal problems first."
"Ah, you want to use a handheld."
"I..." Xiao Feng opened his mouth and felt vicious: "I'll hit your mother."
"You are such a hooligan, you actually hit the machine in front of me."
Xiao Feng stopped talking. He lowered his head and tried to solve the problem of the zipper that was caught by the zipper. He greeted all the female surnames of the eighth generation of ancestors in his heart with his friends.
"Don't hit me now, answer my question." ** said, and then pulled Xiao Feng's arm.
"Don't touch me, it hurts." Xiao Feng was pulled by **, and there was a tearing pain below.
"Ah, what's wrong with you? Let's see." ** Seeing that Xiao Feng's painful expression didn't seem to be fake, panic flashed across his face, and he wouldn't be frightened by himself.
To put it bluntly, ** means that the child is too strong in the surname Tian, and he doesn't like to think about it by his brain. Before coming in, she calculated the time and waited outside for a while before coming in.
Because she felt that even if Xiao Feng held it in for three days, he would have to finish peeing for more than three minutes. What she didn't expect was that Xiao Feng smoked a cigarette first and then sweared, but she was caught in it.
"I..." Xiao Fengguang swept over the two pieces of powder on his chest. The originally weak little friend seemed to have been stimulated and tried his best to stand up.
"**, I'm telling you very seriously. If you don't go out, I promise something will happen." Xiao Feng said seriously in a low voice.
"Okay okay, I'll go out to wait for you, come out quickly after the fight, it's so disgusting." ** frowned and jumped out of the men's bathroom.
Seeing that ** had indeed left, Xiao Feng couldn't help but smile bitterly: "Damn it, she is the nemesis of my fate." As he said that, he lowered his head and pulled the zipper apart a little bit.
It took only two minutes for Xiao Feng to breathe a sigh of relief and finally got it done. As soon as he took a breath, he suddenly thought of the phone in **'s hand. That thing could not be circulated, otherwise he would not be able to make it in the future.
Xiao Feng was not calm, tidy up his pants, rushed out of the men's bathroom, and saw ** leaning outside, staring at his cell phone.
"What are you looking at?" Xiao Feng rushed over quickly, reaching out to grab the phone.
"Stop, I have uploaded it to my email address. Even if you snatch my phone, it's useless." **The little fox smiled like a cunning head. Her eyes swept over the zipper of Xiao Feng's pants, and a bright red suddenly flashed across her fair face: "You, you really hit the machine just now."
"What are you talking nonsense?" Xiao Feng was angry. She was tolerating her again and again, and she was getting too far.
"Then, why are you so wet on your pants? Don't tell me that you are so big and you still wet your pants." ** curled his lips and withdrew his gaze from Xiao Feng's pants.
Xiao Feng was stunned and looked down. It wasn't it? The zipper was so wet. His face was hot and he was a little angry: "Bad, that's the water I dripped in washing my hands just now."
"I'm cheating on three-year-old children. Kindergarten friends know that they wash their hands after they've been snuffed. I've never heard of them. I have to wash their hands before snuffing." ** obviously doesn't believe Xiao Feng's words.
"I'm really...Damn, I'll explain why I'm doing this to you. Delete the video quickly, otherwise don't blame me for being rude." Xiao Feng said viciously.
"I'm so piapia." ** raised a middle finger: "I'll ask you why Wuhuan didn't come."
"You just want to ask me this." Xiao Feng was speechless and then said angrily: "Just like this, can't you wait for me to come out and ask again? You can't wait and have to rush into the men's bathroom."
**Looking at the angry Xiao Feng, his eyes suddenly turned red and his mouth curled: "You run away when you see me. If I don't go in and block you, I'm afraid you will run away again."
Chapter completed!