Chapter 85 The Monk and the Beauty
Puchan Temple, Main Hall...!
People who often go to temples or understand Buddhist common sense understand the meaning of the four words "Mahatma Temple" and know its weight in the temple!
The Main Hall is the core building of the entire temple and a place where monks concentrate on practicing day and night. The Main Hall worships statues of our master Shakyamuni Buddha, the eighteen Arhats, the three great Bodhisattvas, etc.
When visiting the temple, the Mainland Temple is a must-see place. Usually, it is also the most crowded and bustling place in the entire temple.
The Main Hall of Puchan Temple is very lively at this time. However, this kind of lively is not the excitement that tourists come to visit, but there is excitement to watch.
On the left side of the hall, Huo Wu had a pretty face, put her hands on her hips, and glared at the middle-aged monk in front of her: "Tell me again! Believe it or not, I slapped you in the face today!"
"Amitabha. Female donor, you come to the temple to burn incense and worship Buddha, not to cause trouble for me. For what happened just now, let's forget about it. I'll give you a stick of incense stick and you'll light it. The Buddha will bless you. I'll turn things over, will it work?" The middle-aged monk asked in a negotiating tone.
"Bald donkey, I warn you, sir, don't mention Buddha to me if you are doing this! With your virtues, Buddha will not bless you bald donkeys!" Huo Wu simply pointed at the monk's nose and cursed.
Huo Wu whispered a bald donkey, and the middle-aged monks and the young monks behind him all showed anger on their faces. I believe they had never encountered such a difficult character.
Speaking of which, today's conflicts are a bit funny, and even if it were someone else, there would be no such conflict. But Huo Wu is an atheist, and the Buddha God God, is just a name in her eyes. Furthermore, Huo Wu Niu is not a good girl. From childhood to adulthood, she has fought and skipped classes, cursed and blackmailed people and had sex with lesbians, and she would kill and set fire.
After the girls entered the Main Hall, Huo Wu saw Lin Lin kneeling and praying devoutly, and she also came to the side to eavesdrop, wanting to hear what she prayed for. In order not to attract attention, she knelt on the ** and listened with her ears.
Huo Wu listened to it and understood. It turned out that Lin Lin was praying for Brother Feng. She silently recited it, "The Buddha blesses Brother Feng's safety; Brother Feng sometimes kills people, but he kills people who should be killed. He can save more people. Don't blame him. As long as he can bless Brother Feng, I will eat vegetarian food in the first and fifteenth day of the day...'.
Huo Wu was moved. No wonder Brother Feng loved her so much. It turned out that she had given a lot. Thinking of herself, she seemed to have done nothing for Brother Feng, and her heart felt dim. She decided to learn from Lin Lin and pray that as long as Brother Feng is safe, then next year, she will truly believe in Buddhism, etc.
Huo Wu was about to communicate with the Buddha when he heard a 'Dang' sound, and a middle-aged monk walked up to everyone: "Amitabha, all donors have their hearts. Now, I will select three people who are destined to be with the Buddha, and I will give him/her a guide."
There were about ten people kneeling in a row, including men and women. After hearing the middle-aged monk's words, they all opened their eyes with surprise and looked at him, hoping that they would be the one who is destined to be with the Buddha. If there is an exception, it is Miss Wu'er.
Having a connection with Buddha? Stop telling jokes! It’s not her turn! She has seen the Tathagata Buddha in Journey to the West since she was a child. She was still funny at that time. Was this Shakyamuni beaten by him? Why did she have a bag on her head? She even maliciously thought many times that, could it be that Sun Wukong knocked it with a golden hoop to avenge his imprisonment for five hundred years.
Because of this, Huo Wu was very calm, but it would not be hers. However, she hoped that the person was Lin Lin. She turned to look at Lin Lin, and her face was full of hope.
The monk glanced at ten people and pointed his fingers. He was a middle-aged man who looked very rich, with a big back. Don’t they say that? The man is doing well and his hair falls back!
When the man was selected, excitement and surprise appeared on his face, pointing at himself: "Master, I, am I a destiny to Buddha?"
"Well, the Buddha asked me to give you a guide." The monk showed a wise expression, smiled, and began to look for the second person who was destined to be with the Buddha.
The monk's fingers hit another fashionable old lady with gray hair, but her body looked very healthy, with a black bag next to her, which was from LV.
The old lady was also very happy. She probably lived her whole life, but no one said to her, "You are destined to be a Buddha."
"Buddha, let me give you some advice." The monk nodded to the old lady and smiled politely.
"Thank you, thank you." The old lady nodded in a hurry, happily.
Huo Wu was a little anxious. You sister, you should choose Lin Lin! Just as she was about to recommend Lin Lin, the monk looked at Lin Lin.
A strange color flashed deep in the monk's eyes, as if surprised by Lin Lin's beauty and youth. However, this strange color flashed away. After looking at Lin Lin from head to toe, he looked at Huo Wu next to him and pointed: "Female donor, Buddha bless you and let me give you some advice."
Huo Wu was stunned for a moment. Did I immediately have a fate with him just as I was about to worship Buddha? But she was very loyal and pointed at Lin Lin next to her: "Well, master, I have no fate with Buddha, so she has a fate."
The monk looked at Lin Lin again and shook his head: "Female donor, this is the Buddha's meaning, and I have no right to change it."
"Wu'er, stop making trouble, go in with your master." Lin Lin frowned slightly, afraid that Huo Wu's words would cause dissatisfaction with the Buddha, so she hurriedly said.
Huo Wu secretly wandered around the belly. What does Buddha mean? Damn, Buddha is your father. Did you just call you? QQ? WeChat? msn?
"Three donors, please come with me." The middle-aged monk looked a bit masterful. After saying that, he didn't care whether the three of them went or not, and took a few disciples to "piaoran" away.
"Wu'er, go quickly." Lin Lin took Huo Wu's hand and hesitated: "If this master's words are effective, then ask Brother Feng about it."
Huo Wu nodded: "Well, I understand." After that, she stood up and followed the other two people and walked towards the small partition on the left.
The first middle-aged man went in, and about five minutes, he came out with a smell of incense as thick as an arm, and walked out happily.
The second old lady went in for about five minutes, and she also brought out a stick of incense and walked out of the hall with a red face, without even her son and daughter-in-law.
Huo Wu was a little confused. Could it be that if he had a fate with the Buddha, he would give him a stick of incense? He was so stingy. He muttered, walked into the partition room and sat opposite the monk.
The monk looked at Huo Wu a few more times, and the Buddhist beads in his hand quickly turned, making a meditative look, hesitating: "Miss, you have a fate with the Buddha, so the Buddha sent me to guide you in your confusion."
Huo Wu didn't have much interest, so she agreed and said, "Yes."
"I just watched your face..."
"Hey, wait." Huo Wu interrupted the monk and stared at him: "Are you a monk or a fortune teller?"
"..." The monk was choked by Huo Wu and couldn't speak.
"Monk, you said you were sent by the Buddha to guide me. Then you must have extraordinary skills, right?" Huo Wu suddenly smiled and approached the monk and asked.
The monk smelled the fragrance emitted by Huo Wu and couldn't help but hide back: "Female donor, I can see everything I want to see, including human misfortune and blessing."
"Really and false? Can you see anything?" Huo Wu shouted in disbelief.
The monk gritted his teeth: "Really."
"Master~" Huo Wu's voice became very fucked instantly, and her expression was even more pious: "Then let me ask you, what color of underwear are I wearing today?"
"..." The monk was speechless.
"Master~ Don't think wrongly~ I just want to test whether you can see everything." Huo Wumei smiled, holding one hand on her chin, looking at the monk with 'lovely'.
The monk took a deep breath and calmed his tumbling mood. The Buddhist beads turned faster. "Female donor, can you change the test?"
"Master, your mundane mind is not lost~ In the eyes of the monks who have attained enlightenment, it is not distinguishable between men and women. Even a beauties like me are just a skeleton in their eyes. Tell me, what color is it?"
The monk showed a reluctant smile: "Uh, then I'll see it."
"Look. Do you need me to stand up? This way you can see clearly." Huo Wu said generously.
"No, you misunderstood. What I call looking is to look with the 'sky eyes', not the naked eye."
"Then have you finished reading?" Huo Wu was a little impatient and deliberately threw the bag on the table, revealing a pile of money inside. The money was given to her just now, and it was about 20,000 yuan.
The monk glanced at the monk and raised his eyebrows slightly: "It's black."
"No, I'll give you another chance." Huo Wu said with a smile.
“It’s white.”
"Not right, last chance."
The monk sweated on his forehead, hesitated for a long time, and gritted his teeth: "Purple."
"No, I'm wrong again! Master, are you myopic in the sky?" Huo Wu smiled jokingly, her face full of mockery.
"No, I just used too much skill to help those two destined people see the good and bad luck, so I didn't see it correctly." The monk smiled embarrassedly and smoothed out the situation for himself.
The next thing was even simpler. The monk even fooled and threatened, and his tone was exactly the same as the fortune teller on the street. Finally, he took out a talisman and a stick of incense.
"Female donor, this is a talisman that has been opened by light. If you wear it on it, you can turn bad luck into good fortune and avoid disasters." The monk said and handed the amulet to Huo Wu.
Huo Wu took it over and played with it, the style was pretty good.
"You can avoid dangerous disasters, all depends on the Buddha's blessing! Therefore, you have to burn an incense stick to thank the Buddha for your blessing." The monk said again.
Huo Wu is not stupid, but she is very smart! From the beginning when this monk chose someone who is destined to be, she was wondering why she chose rich people. Why didn’t she choose Lin Lin but herself? In fact, it’s easy to explain. Today, she wears famous brands from head to toe, so she doesn’t say anything, who can she cheat?
"Master, tell me, how much is it?" Huo Wu asked with a smile.
"Tactic, 15,000, incense, 3,000." The monk clasped his hands together: "Amitabha, the Buddha will bless you."
"I bless your mother!" Huo Wu was furious and the amulet in her hand hit the monk's bald head.
Chapter completed!