One hundred and fourteenth century weddings in full armor (monthly pass)
As the eighth day of September approaches, the Su Mansion officially enters the festive mode. The house begins to be decorated with lights and decorate. Su Dingfang begins to receive pre-marital education without going out of the door, such as how to bridal chambers, how to bridal chambers, how to bridal chambers, and how to bridal chambers, etc. Suning also begins to receive education, such as how to block sticks, knives, and stones for Su Dingfang...
His sister! Is it a death for people to get married in the Tang Dynasty? Damn! Almost all the friends of the bride's family have a weapon. After seeing the groom coming, they will catch the groom and best man and attack them. Not only can the best man not fight back, but they will also have to take enough courage to meet them, and prepare enough red envelopes to bribe these young ancestors...
Suning immediately began to imagine that scene - a group of tough women holding sticks rushed out of the gate of the woman's house, laughing and beating people when they saw each other, especially when the groom was confirmed, the lady in charge even beat him up, and shouted: "The son-in-law is a wife's dog, so you can't help but kill him!"
At this time, Suning is about to appear. He is fully armed and guarded Su Dingfang, overcoming obstacles and protecting Su Dingfang's safety... By the way, the groom can protect himself with a large group of strong men who protect themselves, but when this time these strong men do not pay attention to how miserable the groom is. He will only stand aside and laugh and cheer for help. The groom can only beg for mercy everywhere, and the only one who can help Su Dingfang is Suning...
People also know that it is not good to beat the groom, so they have the ability to look at the best man and beat him hard. Especially some naughty kids who don’t know the importance of the seriousness, they don’t have any seriousness. Experienced people who taught Suning also said that at a wedding he had attended, a naughty kid knocked the groom out directly, and the groom was almost knocked out in the end, so the best man’s armed must be ready.
Suning suddenly felt extremely depressed. It turned out to be so cruel!
Having said that, Suning still has to accept this tragic fate. Although as the director of the wedding, the commander-in-chief is Su Xiaomei. So Suning is ready and can go on the stage. It doesn’t matter whether she dies or not. Su Xiaomei has rehearsed several times and is familiar with the entire process. In addition to a group of strong men in his army, Su Dingfang’s strong men’s group has joined the ranks because of Suning’s joining, Changsun Chong, Li Zhen and Li Boyao also joined the ranks. Of course, they came under the guise of watching the fun and are not in danger of life.
In addition to the two Xiao Li and Changsun Chong joining, there are also two muscular men joining, Cheng Chumo, the eldest son of Cheng Yaojin, and Yuchi Baolin, the eldest son of the black object of Yuchi Gong. The invitations from these two families were from Suning. After all, they are the Duke of the National People and are distinguished guests, so they need to come to invite them in person. This is also Qin Qiong's meaning. Qin Qiong also vaguely pointed out the extraordinaryness of these two guys. Suning can't understand the meaning very much.
These two guys pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger, and the other is a real pig. But whether it is an old fox who pretends to be a pig and eat a tiger, they all lived to the end, and after His Majesty Li Er passed away, they were very safe at any time, or a large number of people in the royal family died, but they were still alive. Li Zhi attacked his uncle, brother, and powerful ministers, but he did not attack these two guys. By the way, there is also Li Shiji.
So Suning went there, and Qin Qiong could already be considered a family with him. As the saying goes, if a family doesn't speak two families, will Qin Qiong harm him? Suning believed in Qin Qiong's vision, so he went there in person. It doesn't matter if he went there. He also showed extraordinary enthusiasm and stuffed his eldest son over.
Although Cheng Chumo is not as terrifying as Cheng Yaojin, he is also a person with a stupid mind. He is quite familiar with him and is very funny. Suning likes him very much. As for Yuchi Baolin, he is like a big silly man, silly and cute, but the good thing is that he has no intention of harming others, and he will not harm others. So it is said that stupid people have good fortune. Yuchi Gong is like this, and Yuchi Baolin is like this. The whole family is stupid, but he lives better than those foxes, so it is rare to be confused.
The addition of Cheng Chumo, a Jilaoshi and the muscular man, did not make Suning and his friends feel anything bad. After all, they are also children in the military, and they are all from the same faction. There is nothing bad about everyone getting along, so they naturally accepted it, and everyone made friends and became familiar with each other during rehearsals.
The day of Su Dingfang's wedding is approaching day by day. Suning feels that he is becoming more and more tragic, and his whole body is filled with a tragic atmosphere. Su Dingfang becomes a little childish and shy, and is very nervous these days. Qin Qiong does not allow Qin Ziyue to leave the house when the wedding is three days away. It's not enough to leave the house before, do you want to even finish the marriage of the groom at your own home? Joke!
So Qin Ziyue ran home shyly, and before leaving, she held Su Dingfang's hand and whispered for a while. Seeing Suning was unhappy. Damn, if you show your love, I will be beaten. What's the matter? But Suning was not completely unprepared. For example, he found a treasure from someone who has experienced it - a helmet-like thing made of bamboo and rattan, called a bamboo and rattan helmet. It was very thick, and the head would not hurt if it hits the stick.
There is also soft armor. He wore loose dresses on the outside and had to wear soft armor inside the clothes. This soft armor was given to Cheng Yaojin. It is said that this was the equipment he used when he attended Qin Qiong's wedding, and it was very easy to use. It was so lively when Qin Qiong got married. Moreover, Qin Qiong had many friends and many people, and everyone from all walks of life. As the best man Cheng Yaojin made a special inquiry in advance. Not to mention others, even those ladies were also aunts with high military power, so they were worried that they would be beaten to death. Cheng Yaojin prepared this soft armor and successfully survived that day.
Suning is very grateful for Cheng Yaojin's kindness. With this soft armor and a thick bamboo helmet, Suning feels that he should be able to survive that day, but wearing this kind of clothes is suspected of attracting firepower. Seeing his clothes like this, he must be all the firepower coming to him. If this is a bad pattern, it will be a group fight. Then Su Dingfang smiled.
But no matter what, his elder brother is very nice to him, and Suning also wants to repay Su Dingfang! This is just a reward. In any case, Suning also needs to protect Su Dingfang until he dragged Qin Ziyue into the bridal chamber to rectify the Dharma! In fact, he was covered with a loose dress and a big hat on his head, so he couldn't tell it, right?
Having said that, the marriage of the Tang Dynasty also requires poetry and picturesque combination. For example, when the wedding party comes to the door of the woman's house, a poem is needed to be opened, otherwise the door of the woman's house will be closed, and this poem is not necessary. Just come a little bit, and people are not playing with you. How can the rude men in the army recite poems? If you really can't read the poem, you won't let the groom get married. What's that?
But Suning is not afraid. When Su Dingfang came to Suning to discuss this issue, Suning smiled indifferently. Haha, is this a problem? Opening the door poem? Isn’t it just a poem for a marriage proposal? Is this difficult? The magic trick is in hand and can be used at will. It is absolutely easy to use. Suning will use some big tricks from the Internet wholesale, which is enough to deal with this scene.
For example, when urging makeup poems, a couple will have a relationship for a long time, but they will not be together day and night. Those who can definitely be ashamed of being so ashamed of the door, are definitely the ultimate killing move. The rest depends on Su Dingfang.
In addition, Suning also learned that in the Tang Dynasty, there was a very common phenomenon that if the woman's family was richer and more powerful than the man's family, or if the man's family was not in the marriage, the whole wedding was held at the woman's family, such as sacrificing tents, jailing, and ganging, all of which were undertaken by the woman's family. Even for a long time after marriage, the young couple also lived in the woman's family. Everyone was accustomed to this phenomenon, not the kind of "son-in-law" who was looked down upon. Suning directly refused to ask Qin Qiong about this question. Just kidding, although the title was not as good as the title, one family, two sons, one count and one marquis could be considered a big family no matter what.
The night before the wedding, Su Dingfang spent the night in Suning's room. He sat with Suning to discuss some profound life philosophy issues, and some issues about life and death...
"Erlang, you said, is this easy?"
"Brother, how do I know that I have not been married? Didn't the people who have experienced it all tell you?"
"Erlang, do you think this matter is true? Why do I feel like I'm dreaming?"
"Brother, don't worry. Those ladies will wake you up by then. Of course, it will hurt a little, but it doesn't matter, it's just that in your life, um, once."
"Erlang, you said, if we do this, will Ziyue be satisfied?"
"Brother, you have to ask your sister-in-law, how do I know? But based on my understanding of my sister-in-law, my sister-in-law is a good person and will definitely not make things difficult for us."
"Erlang, you said..."
Suning fell directly on the bed and ignored Su Dingfang. In the past few months, everything Su Dingfang said to Suning is not as good as that night. Is this the premarital fear and anxiety syndrome? It was also in ancient times? However, this happened to Su Dingfang. After all, he was a 38-year-old virgin. In this era, his son had to be a wife, and he should be a grandfather in a few years. However, there are very few Su Dingfang like this.
So it is not difficult to understand. Although there was no flying chess on the last day of single life, Suning still chose to bring a pot of old wine and ordered the chef to make some food to block Su Dingfang's mouth. It was to accompany him to spend his single night and put an end to his thirty-eight years of single life.
The next day, the Su family woke up before dawn. As the groom's official, Su Dingfang wore a crimson-red uniform, which was a handsome man and a bit majestic. He was pretty and looked good in everything. When the Tang Dynasty got married, the woman wore green and the man wore crimson. This is the origin of the so-called red man and green woman. The woman wore green dress to welcome her groom.
Su Dingfang was wearing majestic clothes, but Suning was wearing very thick clothes. Last night, Changsun Chong and the five others did not leave, and the strong men did not leave. They all slept in the Su Mansion waiting for today's event. So a group of scumbags helped Suning put on their soft armor, tied their clothes, and put on a bamboo helmet under the hat and fully armed them. He laughed and wished Suning safety and safety. Li Zhen, the scumbag, also said that he would also invite Suning to be his best man at his wedding...
Chapter completed!