According to a certain historical view, the West began a vigorous era of sailing after it pointed out the magical technology "salted fish" and solved the problem of fat and protein storage; and China has had god-level technologies such as "cured meat (bacon)" and "bacon" since ancient times, so it can be unified early and continuously expanded. By the way, Great Russia also has frozen meat...

Of course, before salted fish, cured meat and bacon, there is another food technology that is not Xuanwei ham! It is not Xuanwei ham! It is not Xuanwei ham! It is jerky meat and dried fish. This food storage method that has existed since the primitive society is the predecessor of various magical technologies.

However, jerky is difficult to preserve (it will rot if it is a little wet) and difficult to eat (even if you have good teeth, it is hard as hard as a stone), and is an immature way of preservation.

Therefore, in the Sky Province, if you hunt a large prey or slaughter a large livestock, you will usually invite many people to enjoy it. Because one person can't finish it, the meat will be broken after being left for a long time. The implicit meaning of inviting others is that you invite me next time... Over time, this frequent invitation has developed into a Nord-style dining and banquet.

We all know that there is no big prey waiting for you to hunt in this world. Even the best hunters cannot catch prey. Therefore, the Nords' eating habits are to eat hard and eat nothing, and they will be hungry if they don't eat... Not only ordinary people, but even Ella and the others are like this.

So we know how great it is to give Heersin bread!

Happiness is not about getting a piece of meat when you are full, but about bread when you are hungry.

****

Mu Xing and Ella returned with Wuslad fragments, and of course the celebrations must not be missed!

The comrades group listened to the live broadcast, accompanying Ella through this difficult, three days and two nights of adventure. They were sad with Ella's sadness, angry with Ella's anger, and shared weal and woe. In fact, when it comes to adventure experience, old guys like Old Man Kolak, who have experienced experienced encounters far more than the ones they encountered.

But live broadcasts are different after all. Under the atmosphere of a certain scumbag, their experience sounds more thrilling than the real situation!

Therefore, when the two of them returned safely, they naturally had to eat and drink, drink and sing...

(Beer, white wine, big melon seeds, bread, sausage, grilled fish fillets.)

"Don't drink, overeat, no..." At the banquet, Mu Xing kept nagging at the puppy following her butt like an old mother. "You are still young. If you develop bad habits now, you will become a useless person like them in the future."

She pointed to Cisco Yue, who was drunk with a drunken bottle, and said with an example. Ke Lan nodded in fear, ensuring that she would never become such an adult... Then, while Mu Xing was not paying attention, she stole a meat steak and stuffed it into her mouth.

The mammoth ribs, which were more than one meter long, were swallowed by a dog the size of a forearm, and even the bones were not spitting out! Wilkens, who was occasionally seen on the side, almost glared out his eyes! Realizing that he had been discovered, the puppy turned his head and raised his middle finger at Wilkens, bared his teeth and made a threatening position!

"Pa~" A white jade-like slender hand slapped its forehead, making the "grinning" a "funny picture of Erha".

"What are you doing? You dare to threaten others. My account has not settled with you yet!"

When Ke Lan heard about the "front tent", he shrank his neck. However, as clever as it immediately approached Mu Xing, he begged and wagged his tail, and held Mu Xing's calves with his front paws to flatter him to death (Wilkens was shocked again and dropped his chin).

"...Oh," Mu Xing shook his head with a headache, "It seems that we have ignored your educational problems. It's okay to forget about the gem (puppy laughs), but what's the matter with you stealing other people's elf things?! Explain it clearly to me!"

"But aren't they enemies?" Ke Lan's puppy made a cute voice like a baby.

She wouldn't say that it was because of the bursting crystals that were all tempting her, and the child could not control it at all!

A dog actually spoke?!Wilkens next to him twitched his ears hard, "I must be drinking too much and hearing!"

"Enemy is not good either!" Mu Xing raised his eyebrows, and at this moment, the mothers in the world possessed him. "The enemy is the enemy, stealing is theft, these are two different things! You can't do anything just because it is an enemy! Children must not steal things!... They can't even rob them!"

That’s right, just like what mothers around the world think, adults can do anything, and children can’t do anything because if you don’t learn well, you will become the kind of adults in front of you…

Ke Lan lowered her head, looking very aggrieved.

"You may not believe it," Ke Lan raised two small claws and said confidently, "He took the initiative first!"

****

Although the atmosphere of the banquet was warm, neither of the protagonists seemed very active.

Mu Xing took her dog and greeted everyone quietly; while Ella hid in the corner after two bottles of wine, holding her own wooden bread and chatting.

Because the Nords are used to unrestrained life, no one will disturb them.

"Bread, bread, why did His Majesty Heersin tease me? It's such a headache. I clearly believe him so much." A slightly drunk Ella complained in her arms with the wooden bread. She pouted, like a cute little girl.

On the way back, after listening to Mu Xing carefully analyzing the causes and consequences, she finally realized that this adventure was entirely because of that adult. Aila, who knew that she was fooled, did not have a sharp decline in her faith... On the contrary, Aila, who knew how to be grateful, admired Heersin very much just because she could come out of the ancient tomb without any harm.

If she makes bread at this time, she will definitely find that her bread will be sweeter than most people because the god she believes in is a completely helping her and not helping her. Moreover, those who are as lustful as Lu Yuan will definitely add three to the cute girl with a beast ear or acquaintance.

"This, probably because he is a boring bastard." Faced with Ella's questioning, Bread answered awkwardly.

Now even the slowest person should find that the so-called wooden bread can speak, but Helsin is just teasing Ella again. Ella's method is almost equivalent to questioning in person. Even Lao Lu will blush.

"Probably because I'm too stupid." Ella looked at Mu Xing enviously, "I would have liked Mu Xing. Your Majesty might have chosen me as a priest... By the way, bread, bread, do you think there are people in this world who are stupider than me?"

Mu Tou Bread really wants to roll his eyes and ask me any questions. Are you using me as a "magic mirror"? But Aila's way of blamed the problem of "Hersin teasing me" on himself once again gave Lao Lu a heavy blow to his conscience! He really regrets always teasing this honest child now.

"......, it's not counting." Wood bread showed the font in a slight manner. "Among the stupidest people in the world, your IQ is at most one third, and the first one third..."

"Ah~!" The wooden bread was still showing handwriting, but Ella had already looked away and screamed in surprise!

It turned out that the old man Kolak was holding Mu Xing's dog and rubbing the dog's face hard! Ella was scared and sweating in a cold sweat. She knew that it was such a big dragon! "Uncle Kolak~" She quickly stood up and ran towards the other side.

When she approached, she heard the old man Kolak yelling loudly, "Mu Xing, this is your dog! Tsk tsk~" He raised the puppy, called him professionally and looked at it, and even tsk tsk soundly. "It looks a bit weird...but this weight is pressing! It's a good dog!"

When Ella, who ran over, finally breathed a sigh of relief. Ke Lan also happily shaped her face and shook her tail, "Wang~Wang~".

But Ella heard Kolak say next, "Mu Xing is smarter... I stewed this dog when I was famine, and it was another pot of good meat!"

Ella fell down.

"Wang!" Ke Lan, who was raised by the old man, was furious and was about to scratch the old man's face! But seeing Mu Xing's threatening eyes and shaking his head slightly, he could only turn into a "Wang Wang~" and run away with tears.

"Hahaha!" Ke Lan escaped, and the dead old man smiled proudly, as if it was such a great thing to tease a dog.

Seeing such a Korak, Ella was so messy in the wind... After Heersin changed his priesthood, it seemed that everyone in the comrades group had a wrong style... Forget it, I'd better continue to chat with my bread. Ella didn't know that she was the one with the most changing style.

"Ira, why are you running?" Korak noticed Ella and immediately changed his target. He was the kind of old man who was usually full of majesty, but after drinking too much, he would become a little annoying. "You are still holding your bread, eat it and change it to a new one! After two days, it will grow white hair, which is even worse! Now close your eyes, stuff it into your mouth, and endure it for a few minutes."

"No, no." Ella hurriedly hid the wooden bread behind her, as if she was afraid that the old man would come up to grab it. "I can't bear to eat it when I chat with me and relieve my boredom! No matter how delicious the new bread is, it is not as good as my wooden bread."

Old Man Kolak looked at Ella, his mouth opened and closed, and his face was entangled... How should I say that this silly girl understands that bread is bread, and it is actually His Majesty Heersin who chats with her? Then how can I explain that His Majesty Heersin is not bread, but His Majesty Heersin... No, His Majesty Heersin is talking through bread...

Finally, he could only say in infinite depression, "Just be happy."

****

"Thank you, Uncle Corak."

Farewell to Corak, Ella returned to her original position.

"Bread, bread, we haven't finished what we said just now."

"..." A series of dots were displayed on the bread, followed by handwriting. "What question were you asking just now?"

"Ah," Ella cheerfully repeated the question just now, "I'm asking, is there anyone stupider in this world than me?" She looked at the bread with anticipation, waiting for the answer to be revealed.

This time the bread was very simple and only showed two words

"No!"
Chapter completed!