At 0:01 second before being hit by magic, thousands of thoughts suddenly turned into Lu Yuan's heart. 21?? There was a sincere feeling in front of me, I didn't... sorry, I got the wrong line. It should be this one.

Dentist! Damn dentist!

How can I ignore this crucial background setting of a character?! You should know that the words "dentist's child" and "ice cream" are like the two ends of the world, and the distance is as far from Antarctica to the North Pole! As a dentist's child, you basically say goodbye to ice cream, let alone Hermione's parents are all dentists, which is as terrifying as the power of 2!

And Nana... We all know that she is a scum god Lao Lu who loves ice cream and lives. She can be without moral integrity for a day; Annie can be without new episodes for a day; Ding Mumu can be without voyeurism for a day; Lingmeng can be without money for a day, but Arona can be without ice cream for a day! Because the spoon is her body, all the rest is scum.

This is like a "veto" type, the decisive factor! But how did I ignore it and stubbornly think that Hermione is the Great Erona? Lu Yuan was simply puzzled by this! Such a big loophole in the plan was definitely unforgivable. So at this critical zero point and one second, he wasted the zero point and seven seconds on the tangle.

The magic energy ball that flew towards him was getting closer and closer... so close that Lu Yuan had to make a choice immediately:

a, he can take on this magic without changing his face.

The spell cast by the third-year Cricket Hogwarts student is not even as good as a breeze for him, a great magician. He can completely ignore it and just pretend that nothing has happened. But next, he will likely confirm the reputation of a perverted attack on Loli (are you not?).

Then the Golden Triangle will become his enemy, and Elaine will abandon him; then he will become synonymous with perversion. Hogwarts' students will say, "You should not be too Lu Yuan in life", "You are as perverted as Lu Yuan", "You have reached 5 Lu Yuan in nature."

From then on, it became a unit of measurement to measure abnormalities and has been famous for all ages...

Of course, he has another option to plan_b!

b. When hit by magic, he can exert a reaction force on himself and then fly out in a more exaggerated posture!

Although it seems embarrassing, it is very relieved first, which can vent Hermione's anger; secondly, his "slag strength" will make his harm fall to the bottom, thus gaining an opportunity to explain to the girl. And as long as Lu Yuan is given one minute, he can sell his dancing shoes to an elephant.

So, is it necessary to choose? Of course it is b!

However, before that, Lu Yuan had to do one more thing to make the result perfect...

So at the last 0:001 second, he only did one thing: Lu Yuan took out a stick from the storage space and held it in his hand.

"Scum! Get rid of your weapon!"

"Ah~!!!"

With a shrill scream, Lu Yuan, who was hit by magic, flew backwards in an exaggerated posture! The standard "butt is flat sand and falling geese" style, he fell into the sofa in a mess, but only a "click" sound was heard, and the sofa was so heavy that he sat down and broke straight!

He rolled and piled up with a pile of wreckage, looking very dirt-like and extremely depressed. The stick-like object he was holding naturally flew out, and he drew an arc and was caught by Hermione.

This is not the end.

Only a soft shout was heard, "Where is the pervert who attacked Loli?"

Before I saw him, I heard the sound of it first, but I saw a golden light flash, and a golden kettle was thrown in from outside the door, and a "bang!" hit Lao Lu's forehead! The lid of the pot collapsed, and the hot coffee splashed out poured Lao Lu from head to his feet. "Oh," Elaine rushed in at this time. Seeing that it was Lao Lu who was smashed, she was pretending to cover her mouth, "I want to smash the pervert to death, why did it hit you? Are you the dead pervert who wants a little girl to lick ice cream? No wonder she doesn't feel anything about mature/women! Humph~"

Lu Yuan rolled his eyes powerlessly. He believed you, you have been lying on the door and eavesdropping? Besides, my poor precious metal... Is the Oracle Crown really going to turn into a coffee pot? No matter how you think about the hot pot of coffee, it is impossible for you to have just prepared... Elaine's pot of coffee was slapped on Lao Lu's head, thinking that he was a pervert or something. Of course, this reason only accounts for a very small part. She didn't believe that Lao Lu was that kind of person.

The bigger reason is probably the resentment of Lu Yuan's resentment when he saw the little girl, but he turned a blind eye to her, the beautiful woman who threw herself into her arms! Lao Lu knew this very well. However, the two of them sang and chanted here and had all the five elements, but they always felt that there was something missing...

Yes, why did that little girl who was making fun in front suddenly stop moving?

Elaine turned her head and saw Hermione holding a stick-like object... No, it should be said to be an assorted ice cream cone. The strategic weapon that Lao Lu took out at the last moment was standing there as if he was stupid.

The magic "Destroy Your Weapon" will knock and steal the last item in the target's hand regardless of whether it is a weapon or not.

Since Lu Yuan was holding an ice cream cone at the last moment, his so-called harassment charge was obviously no longer valid. This is Lao Lu's foreshadowing. As long as this is revealed, he will of course safely get ashore and wash it off, and stand on the moral high ground by the way.

But now it seems that the situation is a little beyond control. The cone is held in the girl's hand, and the colorful ice cream balls on it are like black holes, firmly attracting the girl's gaze and causing her to fall into it!

(Let me go, ice cream! I am a girl with healthy teeth!) (No! The girl with healthy teeth... can eat ice cream...)

This must be a conspiracy in the adult world! The sound of her saliva was so loud that all three of them could hear it clearly. Is it... that delicious? Hermione's focused look at the ice cream even aroused Elaine's appetite.

"Hey, you can eat one, it doesn't matter." Lu Yuan suggested. If it weren't for the possibility that Hermione was Erona, looking at her current appearance, there would be no need for any circumstance! You should know that he and Elaine are both big shots, and it would be difficult for them to ignore the quickly secreted saliva at the corner of Hermione's mouth... I really can't stand it anymore! Lu Yuan now feels that it would be a sin to not let this girl eat ice cream!

"Ah!" Lu Yuan's words woke Miss Wanshitong up. She suddenly realized what she had done just now. Hermione screamed and threw out the ice cream in her hand, then turned around and ran away as if she was flying.

"...So, what's the matter with me? Why is it always me who is unlucky?"

Lao Lu was holding an ice cream cream ball on his forehead, which was so resentful.

He seemed to have forgotten that the dice template he threw out this morning was the peerless unlucky guy who "takes the girl's hand as numb"...

"So, it's you!"

Before she could even sort it out, as soon as Hermione left, Lu Yuan blocked Elaine who wanted to run away in the corner of the room! He rubbed his hands fiercely, asked with his teeth and claws close.

It turned out that Yi Ye was blinded by the eyes. He believed that Hermione was Arona in his heart, so he subconsciously ignored many details. But now that Hermione, the number one suspect, was ruled out, all kinds of suspicion on Elaine Lavenclaw immediately emerged! For example, why did this character that did not exist in the original work suddenly appear? And it happened to appear under Lao Lu's house. Don't you think it was a coincidence?

I always flirt with him, but I firmly refuse at critical moments. I can play with it with a good hand...

"This is my suspicion?" Elaine pouted, she raised her hands angrily and raised her eyes in front of Lu Yuan's eyes. "Then what are you waiting for? Do it! You...what do you say? Do it, what are you doing? You can say it well." Facing the two shaking big rabbits, Old Lu was immediately half-warned.

"Don't you want to confirm? Confirm. I promise not to resist." Elaine pressed step by step, and the jumping rabbit almost hit Lu Yuan's face.

"I, I warn you not to be arrogant! Don't think I dare not do it!" someone said with a stern look on his face. Although this body was made by biotechnology, he would not have been too frustrated to do anything to a prosthetic body. Besides, a body with a soul and a body without a soul is of course a fundamental difference! Although Lu Yuan is very confident, just let him touch it. Based on his familiarity with Nana, he can definitely confirm whether she is the Great Erona from Elaine's reaction!

If so, of course, there is no problem in winning; but the problem is, what should I do if it is not...

"No? Humph~ You have touched it too!" Elaine frowned and sneered, "You are Chinese. I heard that traditional Chinese men are very responsible? Be brave to be a responsible man! Why? Beauties are still dragging their hands on them, are you still a man!"

I was questioned whether he was a man, Lao Lu... Lao Lu was decisive and cowardly. Forget it, there are opportunities in the future, so I can confirm it with other methods. Do you know what Lu Yuan’s worst part is? He is a scumbag, but he is not completely scumbag enough... As for the question of whether he is a man, isn’t there any song like this? "Men are so tired, it’s just right to mess with the foundation. It took decades to find out that the position is wrong..." I was so scared that the lyrics were so dirty!

"You see the weather is so good, and you suddenly discussed the issue of men with me. I haven't brushed my teeth yet. Oh~ Look at the UFO!"

Lu Yuan screamed and fled out of the room, and his exaggerated performance made Elaine laugh!

However, there was still some relief in that smile, but unfortunately Lu Yuan couldn't see it.

It was a little bit short just now. If Lu Yuan was braver, she would have to give up first.

ps: There is another chapter tonight. (To be continued.)

: Visit the website
Chapter completed!