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Chapter 31 The Sword of Family Planning

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Thanks to the book friend Xuanyuan Xingye, Xiaoshu, not hard enough, zombies are also lonely, and they are scattered, half-wise, searching, every day vv, cave baihu, attacking the third master, *Yanchi*, clouds in the sky, , bumpy and bumpy, summer has no watermelon, I once wanted to use my sword to walk around the world, silently dive and give generous rewards!

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When Shi Yuzhu heard the sword's self-talking content, she suddenly turned red and felt embarrassed. Someone behind her suddenly said, "It's so depressed, after all, it's to save you. Go and comfort it."

Shi Yuzhu turned around in surprise and immediately saw the strange Master Yuanshu, who had stood behind her at some point. But when she looked directly at Master Yuanshu's face, her first thought was, "He was so young, and... and... he looked so beautiful." Lu Yuan's face seemed to have demonic power, sucking her gaze firmly. She stared at the idiot for a while, and then noticed that Master Yuanshu's eyes were all on the sword. He didn't even look at her, and he felt very disappointed.

"Me, how should I comfort it?" Shi Yuzhu asked. She hurriedly lowered her gaze and didn't dare to look at it. Staring at the monster-like face, Shi Yuzhu always felt breathless, her heart was beating around, and she couldn't even speak incompletely.

"It's good to talk with it. Of course, if you are willing to hold it in your arms, it will probably faint happily." The monk said without adding salt, and then glanced at her chest and shook her head secretly. At the airport, Nan Ming was indeed a junior brother. "By the way, you practice with half of the old nun, you may be able to recite the Buddhist scriptures? It's okay to recite the scriptures for it, after all, it's a Buddha sword."

"What?" Shi Yuzhu was shocked! This scattered and savage sword that "shocked" Ciyun Temple was actually a Buddhist sword? "Haha~ I must have heard it wrong."

Lu Yuan glanced lightly, "Don't you believe it? It is not only a Buddhist sword, but also the first flying sword in Buddhism! Nanming. Show the true form for Miss Yuzhu." When Nanming Lihuo heard this, he immediately turned over and rolled over, revealing the original body of flames and rainbows, just like the legendary Nanming Lihuo! After all, Shi Yuzhu was born in Buddhism and had also seen it for records of this first flying sword in Buddhism, and he had drooled. Now he saw it with his own eyes, holding it with his own hands, and was almost suspected to be in a dream!

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During the midnight snack, whispering.

With Shi Yuzhu's company, Nanming Lihuo was immediately resurrected on the spot with blood and demons. It was happily held in Shi Yuzhu's hand. It kept talking, and from time to time made Shi Yuzhu chuck. When he heard the beauty happy, Nanming Lihuo sword even took all his skills, saying, "Learn to learn to sing, chant and beat, even if he was playing clown, he was willing to do it." But he didn't notice that the beauty always guided the topic to Master Yuanshu without realizing it, and his pair of beautiful eyes secretly looked over there.

Although the Chu brother of Nanming Lihuo Jian did not have much scheming, the hidden attribute of the same-sex repulsion still played a role. When he talked about Lu Yuan, he subconsciously belittled ten points first, and unknowingly lowered Lao Lu's score a lot. Lu Yuanduan sat behind the case and studied the Shangqing Immortal Art. No matter how Nanming stepped on him, he pretended that he had not heard it, and let Shi Yuzhu's pair of wonderful eyes circling on him.

It’s useless for you to covet your brother. My nickname is "Initial D"! The most hated thing in my life is airport brackets, except for loli and expired loli, and the brackets are completed.

After most of the excitement, Miss Yungui was comforted by Lu Yuan and went to sleep with yawn. After all, her five senses were just about to open up and she needed to sleep more and practice more to adapt. The five Yungui of the clutch turned into a beautiful black jade ring and was worn on Lu Yuan's left hand. Lu Yuan's right hand was wearing a ring turned into a Saffras scepter, and the artifact was domineering. Other fingers could only be left empty.

Nan Ming was still there and continued to beg for a fool. "You ask my boss if he has a Taoist couple? Are you talking about a tragic man? Yes, how could he not have a flower monk like him? It is said that he only kept four courtesans in Chengdu Prefecture, and he had to go to the city to cultivate the land every week. There were countless illegitimate children left in Songshan! You don't understand what the meaning of farming land? You don't understand what the meaning of weekly means? Seven times a Sunday, you will understand it in the future. Hoo huh ~

There is also jade who lives in seclusion in the Peach Blossom Forest of Xiling..."

"Cough cough!" Lu Yuan suddenly put his hand beside his mouth and coughed twice. Nan Ming immediately kept silent.

It knew that he had just said he was very excited and almost touched the boss's re-scaling. Generally speaking, he arranged Lu Yuan at will. It doesn't matter how dirty it is. Because Lu Yuan doesn't care about the image in other people's eyes, nor does he care about what Shi Yuzhu thinks. But if the arrangement involves people he is close to, it's different.

At this time, the clapper at the third update rang.

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Shi Yuzhu was feeling embarrassed about the topic just now, and she felt intuition that the so-called "four courtesans" must be fake, and the "large number of illegitimate children" were even more fake, but the "Yu in the Peach Blossom Forest of Xiling..." that Nan Ming had not finished talking about was 80% true! For a moment, she was a little disappointed. In fact, the one who really saved her was the Lihuo Sword of Nan Ming, who should be grateful to the most.

But human nature always subconsciously attributes the credit of the sword to the master. What's more, Lu Yuan's current appearance always makes people feel the urge to throw sulfuric acid.

When she was in a state of confusion, she suddenly saw Master Yuanshu wearing a strange thing on his face and covering his mouth and nose tightly! Although Shi Yuzhu didn't know the specific purpose of that thing, he could guess it was a magic weapon for protecting poison gas when looking at the part it covered! Shi Yuzhu immediately looked around in panic, wondering why Lu Yuan suddenly put on a mask. Could it be that poison smoke floated in from somewhere?

She had just been fascinated by the incense, just when she was a frightened bird. Then she saw Lu Yuan wearing a two-in-one breathing mask of poison filtering and ventilator, taking out an incense thick as a wrist from the space, placing it and igniting it. He picked up the Taiyi Qingning Fan obtained from Lianshan's treasures and fanned it like a joy! After all, it was one of the four treasures of Lianshan. With the power of the fan, the incense instantly released a large amount of clouds and smoke.

Shi Yuzhu immediately cried Master, I don’t care if you want to release poison, but can you give me one of the things you are wearing on your face? I can’t stand the little girl! As if I guessed her thoughts, Lu Yuan glanced at this side and said, “Don’t worry, this fragrance is good for women. In two days, you will feel plump skin, full of energy, and have the effect of breast enhancement…”

Don't "just"! Shi Yuzhu's mood was so ups and downs. She wanted to believe it but couldn't believe it. She wanted to deny it but was a little expectant. In the end, she could only ask tentatively, "Master Yuanshu, I don't know the specific effect of your poisonous incense is..."

"What poisonous fragrance!" Lu Yuan interrupted her in a bad tone, "This is a sword technique! Have you heard of my three swords of evil spirits?" Shi Yuzhu nodded. Lu Yuan's "Three Swords of evil spirits" had spread throughout the temple through the mouth of the abbot Zhitong, and his reputation had spread throughout the temple. Shi Yuzhu naturally heard of it. "This is the third sword, family planning!"

After Lu Yuan finished speaking, he acted as if I would no longer explain. Nan Ming Lihuo nodded repeatedly like a stinky foot. "That's right, it's the family planning of the Three Swords of Evil-Breaking Evils!"

"But...where is the sword?!" Shi Yuzhu asked in confusion.

"Who said that you must use a sword? Everything in the world can be a sword!" Nan Ming said proudly.

"Where is that sword move?! Where is the sword move without sword? I only see poisonous fragrance." Shi Yuzhu couldn't understand.

"Who said there must be a sword move?" Nan Ming began to feel that this woman had a small breast and had no brains.

"Then why are you called the Three Swords of Evil Victory!!!" Shi Yuzhu was going crazy. Especially when she saw the white smoke emitted by Xinxiang, Lu Yuan waved her hand to the window, but she sucked a lot of it!

"Oh~" Lu Yuan and Nan Ming Li Huo shook their heads together. This woman was so stupid that she was helpless.

The main component of family planning for the Three Swords of Evil-Breaking Evils is an aromatic agent for chemical castration developed in the 26th century.

Because it contains a lot of easily absorbed estrogens, women's skin becomes shiny after smelling it, and their lips are red and their teeth are white; men can also enhance their breasts and buttocks, and their skin is delicate. There are some side effects such as not lifting, not lifting, not lifting, etc., and I will say unimportant things three times. Over time, there is still a chance to change to the gay camp... There is no more effective family planning method than falling in love with the same sex.

Since these bastards can't control their lower body, let Lao Lu, let me do the way for heaven. Lu Yuan sneered and glanced... As for the young monk who was invisible to sneak into Ciyun Temple in the distance, the disciple Xiao Monk of Kutoutuo...

Haha, the people in Emei crashed into it themselves, it’s my business!

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