Chapter 8 What year is this stalk?
"Jiliguru Jiliguru~" After being kicked into the door, a strange bird song came from the abbot's meditation room. Zhou Qingyun looked over there curiously and found no birds. However, she observed that the monks lying on the ground were all concentrating on massaging their limbs and soothing their bodies, as if they were accustomed to the current situation.
(Junior brother, there is an outsider here, so I can give you some face to me.)
The old monk in the Zen room was so sad!!! Lu Yuan's qualifications, even Bai Guyi had to come and peep from time to time, let alone his senior brother who was with him day and night. Lu Yuan lived in Shaolin Temple. Although he had never taught Lu Yuan's skills of practice, all forbidden areas such as the Sutra Pavilion were open to him. If Lu Yuan had the heart, he would definitely learn some of the skills of meditation and practice. With Lu Yuan's qualifications, he would practice any superficial skills thousands of miles a day, far better than others to practice ancient heavenly books and mysterious skills.
As a senior brother, he also expects Lu Yuan to live a better life. But after all, there are "two elders of Songshan" staring around, and he dare not do it too obviously, so he can only hope that Lu Yuan can encounter opportunities by himself. But this kid is just a good person to make trouble! He is busy fighting all day long, wandering around and spending his life. And he doesn't know where he found the money, and even ruins the good atmosphere of thrift in the temple!
Today, Lu Yuan went down the mountain to wander, saying that a new Buddhist bead shop was opened in Kaifeng. Maybe there was a good product from the store treasure, and then he hurried down the mountain. The old monk wandered around the temple and suddenly smelled a strange fragrance! The people in the temple were talking, and the young monks were drooling by the fragrance! The old monk was very knowledgeable and naturally knew that it was the smell of meat! He immediately guessed who did the good thing. Otherwise, when he went into Lu Yuan's house, he was so angry that he almost got over!
The dog meat is stewed on low heat and soy sauce on the stove!
The old monk was so angry that he moved the dog meat pot to the abbot's Zen room to hide it, waved the smell, and then waited for Lu Yuan to come back and talked! In any case, the old monk intelligent also made up his mind to give him some color.
As a result... Who would have thought that Master Fu Xia's disciple suddenly came to visit at this time! He actually blocked him directly in the meditation room! He could only use the excuse that he was meditating and was in seclusion and kept his door closed. Otherwise, if Master Fu Xia's disciple was welcomed into the meditation room and then smelled the smell of dog meat... Then he, the Shaolin abbot, might as well die directly!
"Huh?" After Lu Yuan heard the "bird song" that only two people could understand, he showed a very surprised expression, as if he had caught a pair of excellent big cards, and his shoulders trembled and laughed. "Oh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh" (Senior brother. Face is easy to say. But if you give face, my face will be lost.)
"Jiligulujigulu~" (I will not care about your meat in the future!... As long as you don't eat it in the temple!)
"Jigujigujigujigu" (Well, but the place where I sleep is very cold...)
"Jilini Gulu Jiligulu~" (My Zen Room gives you my memory!)
"Jigujigujigujigu" (I always feel that life is a bit boring recently...)
"Jili Guru Ji Guru~" (Okay! Last time you said you were going to sweep the floor near the Sutra Pavilion... I agreed! Also, my "Vajra Sutra of Subduing Demons" is also...)
"No need for that!" Lu Yuan interrupted him directly, and then he raised his voice and said, "I will help you greet Mr. Zhou. Senior brother, please rest well, be careful of your health! (Remember what you promised me!"" After that, he turned around and left the door of the abbot's Zen room.
Lu Yuan changed his angry look just now and became smiling. Well, maybe it was the bad habit he developed when he was a waiter in the Fairy Sword Plant. He now smiled and showed his eight teeth, which gave people a feeling of being a traitor, exaggeration, and a beating!
"Oh, this is Master Zhou's great master, Master Fu Xia. He is really charming and colorful. He is a talented person!" The monks around him covered their faces together. Uncle Master, don't say anything if you can't speak! What does "charming and colorful" mean? Is that a praising serious women?! Lu Yuan of course knew what these monks were thinking, and glanced around with contempt. And ~ You gangsters who have never seen women before, dare to compete with me who knows women better with me?!
Look at Donor Zhou's opening up after hearing this... Damn! His eyes were almost glaring out! Lu Yuan smiled and rubbed his hands, "That...hehe, Donor Zhou, why donor Zhou, why donor Zhou, why donor you take you to rejoice on the mountain of Shaoshi?"
Zhou Qingyun's face turned pale. He turned his head and left without saying a word. Lu Yuan proudly gestured to the monks, "Look, I'm still doing it!" The monks rolled their eyes, and the female donor showed murderous intent on his face. Master, you want to be blessed!
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"Here, this is the famous palins of my Shaolin Temple. Only monks of all generations can be buried here. Smart old monks may not be qualified in the future... After more than three hundred years, this place will become a famous attraction... So, donor Zhou. Do you want to see real relics? I know there is a pagoda." Lu Yuan, conscientiously, took out the words of the tour guide to Shaolin Temple when he visited Shaolin Temple in three hundred years.
Zhou Qingyun seemed to be very engrossed. She looked around with interest and asked on her own initiative, "Why are there no one here?"
"Because this is actually the tomb of monks of all ages. Apart from worship, ordinary people will certainly not come to such places. Moreover, the monks who are responsible for cleaning here will only come in the early morning and evening. At this time of weekdays, there are usually no people in Tallinn." Lu Yuanzhi said everything, saying everything.
"Is that right?" the girl smiled, "That's good." She pulled out the sharp sword from her waist, "Then you go to death, bald donkey!" After that, she was distracted by a sword and stabbed Lu Yuan's cheek!
"Hey, who is the bald donkey scolding me? And your master is also bald!" Lu Yuan rolled on a donkey. Although the precious monk's robe was covered with green grass, he finally dodged the sword without any injuries.
"You have to take care of my master's affairs!" Zhou Qingyun seemed to want to vent all his emotions, and as he spoke, he was as quick as a sword! "I told you to say I was charming and colorful! I asked you to tell me Zilu! I told you to look down on me!"
"Hey hey hey!" Lu Yuan was really sweating this time. While he was running high and dodging the fast sword, he kept saying, "When did I look down on you? And Zilu and other things, have you misunderstood something?!"
Zhou Qingyun came down in vain when he heard his "flirtatious" words, and suddenly he hated him. "You have always looked down on me, don't think I didn't see it! There are also Zilu, isn't it just 'River-shaped purple smoke from the incense burner'! Don't think I can't understand those disgusting jokes of your men!" When Zhou Qingyun was a teenager, he also followed his father around the world, and they were all men from the world. Naturally, he heard a lot of meat and vegetables words, which was naturally different from the ladies who were raised in the deep boudoir.
"Okay! Very good! Master Yuanshu is indeed very skilled in martial arts, and I have seen it." After Lu Yuan avoided her counting swords, even if she was slow, she realized that Lu Yuan had peerless martial arts. "Then I won't be polite to you. I have to teach you a good lesson today!"
After saying that, Zhou Qingyun's fingers were used together, and the glorious flying sword rose up in a climax!
Chapter completed!