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Chapter 10 I'm Not Hurting You This Time

"Little Luzi, Xiao Luzi! Get up quickly!" Aunt Li's extremely penetrating voice rushed into Lu Yuan's soul like a magic sound pouring into his brain, making him feel that thousands of arrows pierced his heart! He fell to the ground in pain...

"Haha~ I can even dream of Aunt Li... It's such a nightmare." Lu Yuan opened his eyes unsatisfiedly and stared at the beams of the house. He worked in the inn during the day and rushed to Xianling Island to teach the awkward little fairy at night (please understand correctly). This life is simply impossible!

He pushed open the small window and glanced at the skylight outside. There was only a little light in the sky, at most five or six o'clock in the morning. "So early? It's really a dream... Let's sleep for a while," Lu Yuan turned around and lay flat, muttering to himself, slowly closing his eyes. But in a moment, the sound of an iron pot with "duang!duang!" hit the wall hard again came from the next door! As each time it hit the wall, the whole room seemed to tremble.

Looking at the dust slowly falling from the roof, Lu Yuan covered his face with his hand, "It turned out to be a dream."

"Little Lu Zizizizizi!!!" Aunt Li's voice once again penetrated the wooden wall between the two families. The room rented by Lu Yuan and Lu Yan was originally a side-open house separated from the inn, and was separated from the inn's kitchen by a wooden wall.

"Here, here!" Lu Yuan got up and responded quickly, "Give me a quarter of an hour, I will wash up and go there!" After receiving a clear answer, the other side calmed down. He was afraid that if he talked a little later, Aunt Li would knock down the wall with a cloud-piercing palm, and then kill him to settle the score!

"How do I become a man at the bottom of the food chain? Is my domineering aura exhausted?" Lu Yuan was very puzzled by this... But he still managed himself quickly, grabbed a spicy strip and changed his breath, and quickly ran to the inn next door.

When I arrived at the entrance of the inn, "Yohey~" Lu Yuan was happy.

Although the sky was just dazzling at this moment, Lu Yuan's vision was not affected. Therefore, he saw a drunkard lying on the dark side beside the gate. He was wearing a dirty Taoist robe and was sleeping happily in a big vermilion wine gourd. The noise in the inn seemed to have not woken him up.

"The plot has begun." Lao Lu muttered, and without hesitation, stepped over the body of the drunk cat.

Although the Jiu Jianxian is a master of Shushan, he has no relationship with him at this moment. Even though Lu Yuan has learned the Jiu Jianxian's sword energy through Zhang Chunlin (see the Caribbean Scroll) and cultivated his own innate body-breaking invisible sword, becoming one of the killer moves. But first, Lu Yuan comprehended the sword energy in his body and endured the torture of the sword energy every day, and did not teach or learn it secretly; secondly, Zhang Chunlin's master is probably not the Jiu Jianxian in this world.

Although in the game, it seems that Situ Zhong taught him the "Shushan Sword Control Technique" just because Li Xiaoyao gave him a bottle of osmanthus wine mixed with water. Some people may think that as long as you give the Jiujianxian a bottle of wine first and have good qualifications, you can get Li Xiaoyao's opportunity... You are really thinking too much.

The wine sword immortal Situ Zhong, Nangong Huang and Li Xiaoyao's father Li Sansi are good friends, and the two families are actually in the same family relationship! Therefore, Li Sansi passed away, and Situ Zhong helped take care of his descendants. This matter is completely in line with the morality of the martial arts world, and Li Sansi's master is the swordsman Jingtian, and Jingtian's master is Xu Changqing (the 23rd generation leader of Shushan). So sorry, Li Xiaoyao is the n generation of Shushan immortals of the Zhengzheng Sect!

...Otherwise, Shushan's swordsmanship would not be so easy to spread.

As soon as Lu Yuan entered the door, he saw more than a dozen tough Miao people crowding in the small inn, talking nonsense words that he couldn't understand at all. They were either carrying long cloth bags or wrapped in thick cloaks, obviously carrying swords and weapons on their bodies, and they didn't look like good people. Most people would be frightened just by seeing these evil people. But Aunt Li was a hero who was known as the phoenix flying in the iron palm and didn't care at all.

She was talking to the Miao leader and communicating with the Miao leader. At this moment, she seemed to be almost done, so she turned around and led the Miao leader to the only room upstairs.

"Little Luzi!" Seeing Lu Yuan enter the door, Aunt Li roared directly, scaring the Miao leader beside him to death. "You assign the room downstairs to these people, prepare hot water. Clean up a few tables of food, steam a pot of big steamed buns, and then go to the winery to make two kilograms of wine..." She smashed a lot of requests like a cannon. "And you! What are you doing~ slow down!"

Li Xiaoyao was walking out of the door of his room on the second floor at this time, and was shocked by Aunt Li's aura on the spot. He looked at Lu Yuan in the air without anyone looking at him. The two looked at each other in a little... Aunt Li today was so terrifying!

Then Lu Yuan gestured with a gesture of "I can't afford to offend your aunt, you want to be blessed by yourself", turned around and went into the kitchen to work.

What? You said you didn't see the scene where Li Xiaoyao was smashed by an iron pot at the beginning of the plot? Old Lu could see it every day... Even he was hit by Aunt Li's iron pot and the iron head was hit by Aunt Li's iron pot. There was a good look at it. Sure enough, the plot was still moving forward as usual, Lu Yuan was still in the kitchen, and he heard Aunt Li saying, "Li Xiaoyao, help greet the guests, I'll prepare food... And, drive away the stinky beggar at the door, do we still have to do business!"

... "Hehehe~", Lu Yuan quickly came out of the kitchen and hid aside to take a good seat to watch the fun. Seeing the Jiu Jianxian recognize Li Xiaoyao and take the opportunity to cheat, Li Xiaoyao steals wine for Jiu Jianxian to drink. When Jiu Jianxian drinks the whole pot of wine in one gulp, the scene where Li Xiaoyao's embarrassing little face turns red, Lu Yuan laughs so hard that he knows that things will be like that, but watching the sloppy Taoist priest plays with Li Xiaoyao is still very funny.

Then the Jiujianxian had no money in his pocket and made an appointment to teach Li Xiaoyao the sword technique to pay off his debts at the Shili Poshan Temple at the 3rd evening tomorrow night. Seeing the Taoist priest running away, Li Xiaoyao was full of confusion. He turned to look at Lu Yuan, and said something with his fate, almost causing Lu Yuan to fall again.

"Brother Lu, are your sects so lie?"

"I don't have time to pay attention to you!" Lu Yuan was so angry that he didn't know what to say, so he rolled his eyes at him and turned around and left.

As the saying goes, have you never eaten pork or seen the pig leave?

Thanks to Yuhang's blessing in recent years, there are many cruise boats coming and going on the nearby river, and those with high-skilled martial arts have appeared several times occasionally, which gave the Li family a lucky chance to see real martial arts. The master just took a quick stroke on the river and tore half of the river like silk! Seeing the martial arts that the man used, "boom boom boom" to blow the river water into flying, Li Xiaoyao suddenly felt dizzy!

Because the Dugu Nine Swords that he has been practicing have not been like this. He can neither fly around the eaves nor break through the clouds and crack stones. He just gestures with a sword. Thinking back to Lu Yuan's bad character of always making fun of him, a bad guess immediately came to his mind.

When Li Xiaoyao came to Lu Yuan angrily, he didn't expect that the guy was too lazy to even argue and admitted directly, "Hahaha~ Idiot! There is no sword technique in the world that can destroy all the martial arts skills in the world. If I were there, why would he be a waiter? Of course, the God-Ma Dugu Jiujian was made up, just to cheat you out of ten cents." Little Lizi was so crazy that he could only pierce his heart!

Ten cents are still secondary. The key is to be deceived by his most trusted elder brother, which hurts Li Xiaoyao very much. Since then, Li Zi ignored Lu Yuan for half a month.

As a result, another person came out to teach him martial arts, and his appearance was not as good as Lu Yuan in the past! Li Xiaoyao sighed, "Forget it, that pot of wine is not worth ten cents. I'll mix the pot of water into the jar and fool it." As for whether to go to the mountain temple tomorrow night... Li Zi told him not to go, but he would definitely not be able to control his legs by then... He really wanted to learn martial arts too much.

After a while, Li Xiaoyao was sent out to buy fish.

Lu Yuan hummed a little song and was ordered by Aunt Li to go around. Situ Zhong cheated on wine, and the nameless Miao people were all here. Next, Li Xiaoyao Xianling Island was seeking medicine... Wait! There seems to be something wrong here... Lu Yuan looked at Aunt Li who was passing by with seven or eight large wooden plates, slowly growing his mouth, and he could put an egg in it.

"Why are you looking at me like a hell?!" Aunt Li said viciously, "Is itchy?"

"I... no, aunt, I have something urgent to go out!" After saying that, he hurriedly ran away from the front door, leaving Aunt Li with a suspicious look on his face.

The trouble is big! The trouble is big! Lu Yuan is so big. At this point, Aunt Li was supposed to suddenly faint. Doctor Hong diagnosed that she was sick because of overwork and now she is in a serious condition and has no cure. Then Li Xiaoyao firmly wanted to go to Xianling Island to seek immortal medicine to save Aunt Li, and then he met Zhao Ling'er for bathing...

But the situation is not like this now. Aunt Li is so good. Immortal Lu and Lu Yuan have lived here for more than ten years, and both parties are like a family. Usually, Aunt Li has a headache and fever, whether Lu Yan or Lu Yuan is next to her, she will quietly pass by one spell, and no matter how big the illness is, she will be cured immediately! Especially Lu Yuan, those big healing techniques have been smashed over. In the past ten years, Aunt Li's body is a little stronger than when she was in the world!

Otherwise, how could I yell at Lu Xiaoer and Li Zi with great energy every day.

"Brother Lu, this time you are the only one who can save me!" Lu Yuan rushed into the cottage and said.

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"Are you telling the truth?" Aunt Li looked at Lu Dongbin who was pulled by Lu Yuan, "You really figured that the kid could bring his wife back? And it's what I like?" Although Aunt Li was very confused, Immortal Lu had been doing well as a charlatan in recent years and was even well-known in Suzhou Prefecture. Therefore, he said that he had figured it out, and Aunt Li couldn't believe it.

Lu Dongbin gritted his teeth and nodded with righteousness, "That's right! This matter is indeed related to Xiaoyao's marriage. But you have a serious illness..."

"Oh, I can't do it anymore." Aunt Li staggered with her waist, and fell on the bed on one side of her body. (To be continued.)
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