Chapter 29 Comfortable, comfortable
At noon, in the school cafeteria, Li Jianren was like an invertebrate, hanging his head on the dining table, and even slapped his mouth with a spoon, just like using a broom to sweep things into a dustpan. It seemed that this way, it particularly showed how tired he was.
"Are you okay? Why do you feel like you will go back at any time?" Fang Shi teased her.
"Oh. You don't understand. The witch Xia must be not that kind-hearted. I asked me to have a meal before I finished running. This makes no sense! It's unscientific! There must be some conspiracy!" Li Jianren answered listlessly and weakly.
"Then can you guess what methods she has?"
"I can guess it, so I won't be worried!"
"Since you can't guess it, what are you worried about? You'll know when the time comes?"
"I understand what you said, but I still worry. Unknown things are the most painful. Ahhhhh..."
Li Jianren shouted at the ghost, completely ignoring the feelings of others. After a while, he said leisurely: "It's a blessing, not a disaster, it's a disaster. At worst, it's a hero again in 18 years!"
"Oh, how about such an exaggeration? Eighteen years later?"
As soon as Li Jianren finished speaking, he heard such a sentence ringing behind his back. He didn't have to look at the person, he knew who it was. Who else could besides Teacher Xia, who he now calls the witch?
Seeing Xia Linlou coming, Fang Shixian was also obviously stunned. He didn't know why she came here. It was she who said that it was time for dinner and asked us to have dinner first. Do you still want to go back on your word?
‘Yes, she didn’t say she didn’t have to run away, she just said to have dinner first.’ Fang Shixian figured it out in an instant. He looked at Xia Linlou and waited for the other party to speak first.
When Li Jianren heard that sentence, a cold air came straight from the soles of his feet, "Eighteen years later?", could I have a more serious situation in my mind today besides the bloody disaster? This kind of thought immediately emerged from his mind.
"How is it? Is the lunch ready?" Xia Linlou said to them with a smile.
For some reason, when Li Jianren saw her smile like this, he had goose bumps. Perhaps it was the fear hidden behind this smile that made Li Jianren, the guy who dared to tease her in class, began to be afraid from the bottom of his heart.
He was originally planning to resist in a silence, but Xia Linlou glared slightly and said dejectedly, "Eat it-"
Anyone who hears the weak answer can hear the perfunctory answer.
"uh-huh?"
Xia Linlou just hummed two syllables with his nose, and Li Jianren instantly forgot the soreness on his body. He smiled and looked natural, and said with a clear expression: "Thank you, Teacher Xia, for your concern. Teacher Xia, have you eaten. Did you eat it? Didn't eat it?! Then let's not disturb you, Teacher Xia, eat it slowly!"
As he said that, he wanted to get up and run away. This time he didn't even bother Fang Shixian. Now who can still care about his life or death? Let's run first!
Fang Shixian, who was on the side of the old god, looked like Amitabha, and it was nothing to do with you. If you continued, if you had some other expressions, you should be gloating.
"It all looks very good!" Xia Linlou calculated one by one with his fingers: "Originally, you don't allow dinner at noon, right?"
"Yes!" Under Xia Linlou's tyranny, Li Jianren nodded.
"If you don't rest or eat lunch, if you finish all the laps, you will definitely be exhausted, right?" "Yes!"
"Then, the teacher is so kind to you, how do you repay the teacher? I think at least we must complete the task of being punished before talking about other things, right?" "Yes!"
"Before the meal, there are twenty-five rounds, so add five more rounds! Come on!"
After saying that, Xia Linlou turned around and prepared to leave, and she waved her hand, "The teacher will also urge you to complete the task later. Complete it as soon as possible and do not delay other courses!"
When Xia Linlou's figure disappeared, Li Jianren immediately fell on the dining table and said with tears in his eyes: "Brother Xian, we are targeted by her, what should we do!?"
"I'm going to die, I'm going to die! I'm really going to die! God, earth, dad, your dear son is going to die!" A wave of wailing sounded in the restaurant in the canteen of Yanjing University. Then he thought of something, immediately approached Fang Shixian and whispered: "Brother Xian, go alone later. If the witch asks why, you'll say that I've been exercising too much, and I've fainted. The infusion of the school doctor, okay?"
Fang Shixian looked at him like an idiot, "Do you think you can gain a strong position with her head like her?"
"What should I do then, what should I do..."
Li Jianren kept muttering.
Suddenly, Fang Shixian chuckled a few times, dragged Li Jianren over and whispered in his ear, "Don't worry, you won't let you die like this. Why do we say that we are brothers now? You will go out and run away later. After that, I keep it so that you can feel comfortable and want to moan!"
Li Jianren was shocked and suspicious, with an obvious disbelief expression, "Really? False?"
"Do you have any other choice?"
"Do you have a sister or sister? Do you want to introduce it to me? Wow, it's really brother!"
"roll--"
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When Li Jianren was dragged out of the training hall by Fang Shixian like a dead dog, they had already missed the afternoon class. In fact, Fang Shixian could have finished running long ago. The exercise volume of more than 20,000 meters was not enough to exhaust him, let alone running separately.
However, in front of Xia Linlou's extremely refreshing outfit and the expression of "I want to see through you", Fang Shixian had to accompany Li Jianren to climb slowly like a turtle. Otherwise, the 24,000 meters would have been completed.
After throwing Li Jianren onto his own bed, Fang Shi said casually, and when I came back soon, he ran out like a gust of wind. Li Jianren was just moaning with ah ah ah.
In fact, the amount of exercise of 24,000 meters is not particularly difficult for the physical fitness of people today.
It was just because of the lack of exercise that, suddenly, too much lactic acid will be produced in the body. If it cannot be relieved, it will deposit a lot of lactic acid, which will cause a lot of pain throughout the body. This is why Li Jianren, the guy, was beaten to death after exercise, and he was unable to speak a word now.
I don’t know how long it took, but in a daze, Li Jianren saw Fang Shixian coming back with a strange thing, then took out a cylinder with complex patterns from his strange luggage bag, and hurriedly ran into the bathroom.
Not long after, Fang Shixian said to Li Jianren, go in by yourself and don’t make any strange noises later, otherwise others might think that something particularly strange happened in our dormitory.
Li Jianren entered the bathroom and looked at it, and said in his heart, "Hey sister, is this so small? Is this an inflatable children's swimming pool? How can I stay inside with such a large person?"
But before he could complain to Fang Shixian, he saw that the small swimming pool was filled with green water. When he smelled it, there was a fragrance. Then he felt a refreshing rushing into his heart, and his whole body was very comfortable.
After curled up and lying inside, a numb feeling spread, like countless small tentacles being massaged by him, slowly moving from the outside to the inside, deep into the bone marrow, he couldn't help but make strange sounds like um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um
Twist! Fang Shixian knocked on the door fiercely and roared angrily: "Can you not make such a rippling sound? No matter how happy you are, you have to endure it, otherwise there may be some messy news tomorrow."
"Ah? Oh! OK!" Perhaps even Li Jianren himself didn't come to the scene. He was able to speak naturally before he could finish his soaking for a long time.
"It's so comfortable, so comfortable!"
But not long after, Li Jianren couldn't help but make extremely imaginative sounds.
Fang Shixian couldn't stand it anymore. If he had known it, it would have made the guy feel sore for several days.
Then, he put on a heavy-bearing vest, said hello to Li Jianren and went out to exercise first.
‘That guy—’ When he came out of the dormitory building No. 28, Fang Shixian shook his head and smiled, but he was a little moved. Although he seemed irrelevant and heartless, he was actually a very careful and righteous person. He just occasionally liked to be mean.
What exactly made him develop such a personality? Fang Shixian couldn't help but think.
"Bang!"
"oops!"
First there was a sound of two objects colliding, then an exclamation.
Fang Shixian saw an object rushing towards him, and his hands instinctively protected the block, but the feeling of getting it was extremely soft, with a hint of warmth. It was really as warm as jade, and it slipped into the bones, making him unable to help but grab it a few times. He said in his heart: "Well, it just happens, it's not big or small, and you can control it with one hand."
When he looked over, he realized that he actually met the tiny MM in the morning. ‘Do you want it to be such a coincidence?’ He couldn’t help but wail because the tiny MM was so powerful that it had exceeded his tolerance.
"It's you?" Liu Yan'er covered her chest with one hand and pointed at Fang Shixian with the other hand.
She had just rushed on the road because her stomach was noisy and wanted to go back to the dormitory to make it easier, but she immediately ran into the guy in front of her. She had to take care of her and she had grown up with many little babies. What's even more annoying is that this guy looked like he was wronged.
"Do you have eyes? You're so wide that you hit me. Are you looking at me as a girl? Is it easy to bully?"
Liu Yan'er accused quickly as usual, but as soon as she finished speaking, her eyebrows frowned, as if they had twisted into a knot, but it made her feel pityful. Moreover, her legs were tightly clamped and twisted slightly, as if something was about to fall out, trying her best to stop it.
Suddenly, she moaned, her face turned red instantly. She no longer cared about pointing at Fang Shixian, but couldn't help but say shyly: "You wait, I will definitely make you look good! Humph!"
As she said that, she tightly clamped her legs and left with a very twisted look.
And when Fang Shixian reminisces about the feeling of the hand just now and is completely confused by Liu Yan'er, a familiar voice sounded behind him, "How was the feeling of the hand just now?"
This sound contains harshness and an indescribable sour smell.
Chapter completed!