Chapter 128 The bet of two bastards
The big sword was inserted quietly on the ground. When you look suddenly, the big sword was so dark that it was inconspicuous. If you look closely, you will find that the big sword, the dark sword body, faintly exudes a golden color light. The two sides of the big sword were engraved with a line of mysterious and ancient spells, simple and unpretentious handguards, and the hilt of the sword were filled with Taoist cloud patterns.
Yun Zhongtian, the leader of the village on Lanshan, raised his hand and bowed his fists, and said gratefully: "It was the master who helped me the brothers of Xiaoliang Mountain. I hope to see you." After shouting, he waited for a long time without any response. He shouted again with Qiyun Gong, but no one responded. He had to call his subordinates to clean the battlefield and ordered his brothers Xie Bi'an and Fan Wujiu to take care of the great sword.
The two famous live treasures on Lanshan, Xie Bi'an and Fan Wujiu, carried weapons and came to the front of the sword. The two looked at the sword for a long time and started arguing.
"Lao Ba, this big sword is really domineering. What I like most is these two lines of fonts. I have only been good at beating people since I was a child and can't study. I really can't recognize what the words are. Tell me what they are written on it? His grandmother's, it's so fucking good-looking. I like it. I would have such a big guy." Xie Bi'an carried his own Qimen weapon and stood in front of the big sword. He looked at the big sword, turned his head to look at his iron sign, and he had the heart to throw this sign for a while.
"Brother Seven, I also feel that this big sword looks good, much better than my iron chain. The sword is better. The words on the sword are better. But do you know the words on it? Grandma, he knows me, but I don't know him? But through these two lines of words, I guess what the words on the sword mean." Fan Wujiu carried an iron chain and turned around the big sword three times. His seventh brother didn't know the words on the sword, and he didn't even know this high-level student who graduated from junior high school. He felt very embarrassed at the moment, and he turned his eyes and said a few words.
"You guessed it, nonsense, you can fool your seventh brother. If you can understand the meaning of the above, the sow can climb a tree. I said Lao Ba, guess what the meaning is on it." Xie Bi'an said crookedly, bullshit, what is his virtue? Everyone knows that when he was moving bricks together, he always slandered himself as a cultural person, and always said that he was not favored by himself. Just like Lao Ba, he was not favored by himself, so he was not favored by himself.
"Hehe, Brother Qi, I see it. I think it should be written on it: Kill all your family and kill your mother. I think that such a domineering and powerful sword must be a domineering, fierce, unreasonable eldest brother. Only such a person is worthy of this sword. Only in this way can he be carved on this sword." Fan Wuji shook the iron chain in his hand, trembling the iron chain, and said with a straight voice with admiration.
"What, Lao Ba, what you said is wrong. How can someone use such a great sword to engrave the words you think of as poor as you think on the sword? I think the above meaning should be: all the beauties come to love me, I am the boss of the underworld, hand over the money, otherwise you will kill all your family." Didn't you see that such two lines are so long, how could it be the two dry sentences you said? It should be the words that I, a genius who has only been in elementary school for one year, think of these words, right?
, Next time, you call yourself a cultural person in front of me. Be careful that Brother Seven, I will beat you up and make you look for teeth all over the ground. I am a cultural person, and I must have written these sentences on it. Yes, these sentences must be these sentences." Xie Bi'an opened his mouth wide, patted Fan Wujiu's back happily, and slapped at the big sword proudly. In history, Xie Bi'an gained the upper hand in the first time in quarrel with the old bastard. Xie Bi'an was so happy that he hummed a little song happily.
"No, what you said is wrong. Such a great person, what money should you steal? If you want to love me, all the beauties will love me. Only you think so. Beauties all over the world love you. Brother Qi, are you busy? You have dirty thoughts and dirty thoughts. You have nothing else in your mind. You can't give me some money. You can't even give me all the money. Diamonds, gold, gems, don't you want to? The words on them must be the same as what I think. Kill all your whole family and kill your mother. Once these two sentences are spoken, who will not be afraid of seeing you, who dares not be afraid. Domineering, domineering, and awesome. Hehe, Brother Qi, you said you didn't go to school and you didn't think it was too simple." The eighth Fan came up without help and quarreled with Brother Qi Xie Bi'an there.
When the fat man drove the sword light and rushed to the foot of Lanshan Mountain, he happened to catch up with the battle. Seeing that the human race was not superior, the fat man immediately took action to use the flying sword and killed a happy group of monsters. As soon as the war was over, the fat man received a call from the old man in his consciousness. Without even having to put away the big sword, he rushed to the mountain village base to rescue Shi Gandang.
It turned out that the old man in the system said in the fat man's consciousness: "Fatty, the stone boy is almost out of the way. You have to dare to go up and save him tightly. Damn, why did you forget this? The five elements are born and overcome impermanence, and gold can produce water. This dragon is a water-attributed monster, and has the talented magical power to mutate into the ice system. After this ice magical power invades the stone boy's body, it becomes endless. Now the stone boy can have a good idea. Go up quickly. If it is too late, it will be too late."
The fat man dared not be negligent, so he lifted his breath and lightened his body, turned into a flash of lightning and rushed up the mountain. A few people rose and fell to the door of Shi Gandang's house in the middle of the mountain village. He pushed open the door and walked in.
Fire can overcome water and drive away the cold. The old man in the system exchanged a sun pill for the fat man on the road, asking the fat man to take Shi Gandang. After the fat man entered the door, he ignored the two young people in the room and directly helped Shi Gandang up and poured the pill in. A stream of heat rose up. In a few seconds, the frost on Shi Gandang's face quietly dissipated, and his face turned much rosy.
The fat man had time to see two young men in the house who took care of Shi Gandang, one of whom was the young man who delivered Shi Gandang. The fat man said sincerely: "Brother, thank you."
The young man widened his eyes and looked at the fat man. No one could ever meet a dragon and its army that could save his life. In order to let him take his brother away, the fat man had already led the dragon away in history and had already reported that the fat man was dead. Who knew that the fat man had returned without any injuries. Thinking of this, he couldn't help but murmur, "Brother, it's you, you are not dead."
The fat man smiled: "If I don't die, how could I die? I took the stupid dragon around the East China Sea and played with it for a few casual games. I was thinking about my brother in my heart, so I came back directly."
The young man was shocked and played a few casually. Someone dared to find the dragon to play a few casually. What awesome!
When the fat man saw Shi Gandang's expression returned to normal, he felt relieved, chatted with the young man for a few words, and then came out together to see the mountain leader Yun Zhongtian, who claimed to be Xiaoliangshan and the leader of the big village.
The fat man met the big village master in Lanshan below the mountain. To be honest, the big village master should give people the feeling of a elegant scholar, which is more like a copycat leader.
Seeing the fat man's puzzled eyes, Yun Zhongtian couldn't help but feel happy and said actively: "This brother, you are not the only one who has this kind of doubt. Everyone who sees me for the first time will have this feeling. Let me tell you, before the end of the world, I was a university professor at a college of art in Rizhao. After the end of the world, I awakened my superpowers and my eleven-year-old daughter, with everyone on the road of escape. After many twists and turns, Xiaoliang Mountain was established here, and I was loved by the brothers and made me the leader of the village. Thanks to the concerted efforts of the brothers, this was how we stood firm until now when the army collapsed. There were more than 200,000 people gathered on the mountain. However, the dragons came ashore from time to time to rage, and the brothers lived on the mountain with fear."
The fat man thought of the cruelty of the dragon and the densely packed monsters, and he couldn't help but nodded: "Yes, although the dragon has been a little bit damaged, it is still easy to deal with, especially the group of countless monsters under his command, which is so simple and terrifying."
Yun Zhongtian felt a move in his heart. The dragon was easy to deal with. If this fat brother didn't brag, it would be too serious. At the time when thousands of troops passed, all the troops were destroyed. The fat man actually thought the dragon was easy to deal with. Judging from the way the fat man released a flying sword on the battlefield to help them kill monsters, the fat man didn't seem to be talking big. In addition, his brother just said that the fat man had been entangled with the dragon for a long time, and finally led the dragon away from afar, and then rushed back. It seems that this fat man must be a super expert, and he can find a way to keep the fat man. With such a great master, if the dragon comes, he will have a good deal.
Tell my brothers to clean up the battlefield as soon as possible. After that, we will hold a bonfire meeting on the mountain. We will eat any monster meat and bring out all the wine in the warehouse on the mountain to let me drink it. Yun Zhongtian looked gentle and didn't expect that he was also an extremely generous figure.
In the eyes of Xie Bi'an and Fan Wujiu, the fat man stretched out his hand and raised his hand. The sword turned into a stream of light and returned to the fat man's hand. Then the fat man threw the sword into the air, and the sword turned into a tiny miniature sword, which flashed into the fat man's mouth. This is the real sword immortal method. Several people were stunned on the spot, let alone Xie Bi'an and Fan Wujiu. One saliva flowed out of the old man. The iron sign in the other hand fell to the ground and hit his own feet without responding. He looked at the fat man blankly, God, I have found my idol forever.
Not long after, all the battlefields below were cleaned. In this battle, eleven brothers died in the village. However, compared with the brilliant record of killing more than a thousand monsters, this loss was nothing. It was getting late. At the call of the master of the village, Yun Zhongtian, a grand celebration party was held in the village. The large pieces of monster meat were burned fragrant, and boxes of white wine were moved to the venue, and the atmosphere was very warm.
Yun Zhongtian enthusiastically pulled the fat man into the middle of their circle of people, and solemnly introduced the leaders and commanders of the village in the village one by one. There were a total of 108 commanders in the village, and each commander had a cultivation level of innate intermediate level or above. Three or four of them had already broken through to the state of the initial foundation building like Yun Zhongtian.
When each commander came to toast, the fat man had to drink a bottle. After a while, the fat man became a little drunk. While the fat man was giggling and continued to drink with the commanders around him, one fat and one thin, one black and one white, the two commanders walked to the fat man with big bowls.
I won’t say that these two must be the live treasures on the mountain Xie Bi'an and Fan Wushu. They had just toasted, but after seeing all the commanders toast, the two came over with wine bowls: "Brother Fat, you are so awesome, you are so awesome. Fighting and killing monsters, drinking is even more awesome. I’m always grateful to you." Fatty Xiaoxiao and Xie Bi'an touched the wine glass and drank the wine in the glass in one gulp.
"Brother Fat, we brothers have a saying that we want to keep in our stomach for a long time. This is not easy to vomit. I have a question I want to ask you for advice. I don't know, Brother Fat." Xie Bi'an pushed Fan Wujian, and Fan Wujian hesitated for a long time, but he still said it.
The fat man thought it was the two who wanted to ask him some questions about martial arts practice. He thought, I had the existence of an old man in the All-Time System, and I was not afraid of anything I asked. He immediately patted his chest and shouted loudly: "Two brothers, just say something, Fat brother, I know everything, I can say everything."
Xie Bi'an stabbed Fan Wujiu. Fan Wujiu glanced at the fat man and asked curiously: "Brother Fat, our brother made a bet, what do you mean by betting on the two lines of your sword? I said it said that it was to kill all your whole family and kill your mother. How domineering this sentence. Brother Qi said no, and also said that it should be that all the beautiful women come to love me. I am the boss of the underworld. I handed over the money to me, otherwise I would kill all your whole family. Our brothers bet to see who said it makes sense. I'm going to find out who said it's right. I'm going to find you to verify it."
The fat man was stunned for a moment, his face was so embarrassed that he was sweating all over. He opened his mouth for a long time, but he didn't say a word. What did you mean by these two sluts? Could it be that my brother said that the sword said that I want to be thin as a lightning bolt to illuminate all the vulgar fat men? In this case, how could I have the attitude to go out to see people?”
The fat man stayed for a long time, and finally looked up and asked the two of them, "What are your bets? What should you do if you lose?"
Xie Bi'an smiled: "Brother Fat, we two are not very good at playing. If anyone is inaccurate, we must give the other party twenty crystal cores of level 4 zombies. Hehe, is it that I, Lao Xie, can I guess right? I just knew that this old eighth brother can brag, or is it that we Lao Xie has the best skills?"
Chapter completed!