Chapter 294 [Shocked, Gu Tianya and Li Shimin ended up in person](1/2)
No one noticed that Gu Tianya and Li Shimin each walked into the courtyard with a table.
Neither great fanfare.
There was no intention to cover it up.
But the plaques raised by the two of them at the table are a bit intriguing.
A plaque reads the approval of the bull...
Another plaque said private processing...
Whether Li Shimin or Gu Tianya, they all sat upright like a clerk, and placed a stack of booklets, pens, ink, paper and ink on the table. Obviously, they really wanted to handle government affairs like other counters.
Soon someone noticed these two newly emerging tables.
But he failed to recognize Gu Tianya and Li Shimin as soon as possible.
Just because Gu Tianya was wearing a thick cotton coat and a heavy cotton hat on his head, no matter who looked from afar, he thought that this was a clerk who came to work.
As for Li Shimin's dress, it is the most ordinary Confucian scholar's clothing.
The emperor neither deliberately put on makeup nor deliberately concealed his identity. However, even so, no one recognized the entire office, because the clerks were of ordinary origin and were basically unsuccessful in various families. With their hierarchy and status, they were not qualified to meet Li Shimin. The fastest update is computer::/
Even the clerks from these aristocratic families did not know Li Shimin, let alone the people who came to handle government affairs, so the whole yard was calm and the various service counters were still running as usual.
But the two newly added plaques are noticeable after all.
For example, Hu Yun's gaze obviously lit up.
At this time, the little guy had just taken Han Liu to apply for several benefits, and suddenly he saw two more tables in the corner of the yard as a service counter. The little guy didn't think much about it, but just thought it was used to thinking that this added another government affairs...
As a disciple of Gu Tianya, he knew what it means every time a new service counter appeared, which means that the people have new benefits to receive, and today he brought his people to apply for benefits.
So the little guy ran over with Han Liu with excitement.
But after just now, the little guy was stunned.
Is this a master?
The little guy Hu Yun was stunned.
...
Gu Tianya looked at the little guy with a meaningful look and smiled faintly: "Dare you ask this young master, but you want to handle government affairs for the people?"
Gudu!
Hu Yun swallowed.
The little guy subconsciously wanted to bow down.
Gu Tianya reached out and bowed slightly, and still smiled faintly, "Don't kowtow, just stand. I am the clerk in the yamen now. You can call me clerk Gu..."
Call you Gu Shuli?
The disciples were so scared that they didn't dare.
The little guy looked at Gu Tianya pitifully and said frowningly: "Master, what are you going to do? Did your disciple do something wrong? You made your disciple so scared."
Gu Tianya laughed, reached out and flicked the little guy's head and said, "What are you afraid of? Master can eat it?"
Hu Yun's face was filled with sorrow, and he said pitifully: "Of course you won't eat your disciple, but you made your disciple feel unsure. Good Lord Youyun, why did you suddenly move a table to be a clerk? Not to mention that the disciple was confused when he saw this, anyone would be confused when he saw it..."
Gu Tianya laughed again and said, "You are confused when I am here to be a scribe? Then look at him as a scribe, wouldn't he be even more confused?"
As he said that, he suddenly raised his hand and pointed to the table next to Li Shimin and said, "I'll introduce you to you, this is Li Shuli. He is from the Li family of the Youyou family and is a person who is unsuccessful..."
Being from the right Li family?
A person who is unsuccessful at home?
Hu Yun subconsciously looked at Li Shimin.
Then, even though he felt his legs trembling?
The little guy was really confused.
The emperor of the Tang Dynasty actually moved a table to be a clerk. Being a clerk was scary enough, but he was called an unsuccessful person by his master...
If you don’t even think of being an emperor, what else can you say to be successful in this world?
The little guy felt his mind was a little confused.
He was really confused by his master.
...
And at this moment, in a room not far away, Cheng Chumo and others looked at each other, and the several Gu disciples all had wicked smiles on their faces.
Li Chongyi said, "Sixth Junior Brother is also unlucky. He is the first to get into such a thing. Why don't we make a bet? I guess the Sixth Junior Brother will definitely be so scared that he wet his pants."
Fang Yiai was immediately excited and said impatiently: "Okay, okay, let's bet now, you open the market, I place a bet, I bet my junior brother will be scared to pee his pants more than today, I'm afraid he will be scared to pee his pants in the next few days."
Wang Bo and Lu Zhaolin also had a heart and a child with a very excited face. They each took out a purse from their arms and yelled, "We also bet, we also bet."
Only Cheng Chumo did not participate, but instead glared at the four junior brothers and scolded: "One or two know how to mess around, and you don't see if it's right. Master and Your Majesty came to open the counter in person. It was obvious that there was something big to plan. As disciples, you didn't cooperate with the acting, but instead shouted here to make a bet. Are you worthy of Master's teachings? Are you worthy of the friendship between the sixth junior brother?"
Several disciples gave up in disappointment.
The youngest Wang Bo stuck out his tongue like a funny thing.
The most agile Lu Zhaolin raised his hand, pinched his chin and made a thinking posture. The little adult analyzed: "Master and Your Majesty appear in person. In my opinion, it is nothing more than one thing. Have you noticed that the plaque erected behind the Master's desk reads approval of bulls. Master's move must be to solve the problem of lack of bulls."
Several disciples were the core members of the Gu family and had a deep understanding of the lack of cows. When they heard this, they nodded and recognized Lu Zhaolin's analysis.
But the few people soon felt new curiosity in their hearts, and their eyes were all looking at the plaque behind Li Shimin's desk.
It said it was written on it, but I don’t know what the Emperor’s idea was.
...
Just as the disciples were secretly guessing, Hu Yun here finally suppressed his uneasiness. As Gu Tianya's disciple, he knew that Master would have a deep meaning in doing this, and as a disciple, he only needs to do one thing, that is, honestly cooperate with Master to perform a good show.
After the little guy figured out this, his courage became a little stronger. He pulled the commoner Han Liu and said with a gambler: "Shu Li, let's apply for government affairs."
"good!"
Gu Tianya was obviously very satisfied with the disciple's performance.
On the contrary, the common people, Han Liu, was so scared that he trembled all over. His legs became weak several times and wanted to kneel down and kowtow. Although the ceremony of kneeling and worshiping in the Tang Dynasty was not a good thing, it was always right to kowtow after seeing the nobles.
Han Liu had already understood just now that the person who pretended to be a clerk was his master. Wouldn't he be the master of the entire Youyun Land? As a Guizhou-headed native, how could he not kneel down when he met such a big man?
But just when he was panicked, he suddenly heard Gu Tianya's extremely warm voice, so kind and peaceful, comforting him: "This commoner, you don't need to be nervous. My name is Gu Tianya, and I am also from a commoner. Only two years ago, I was still a poor boy who was so poor that he couldn't eat enough. So, you don't have to be nervous at all. Just treat me as an ordinary person and don't need to care about my other identity at all, okay?"
Li Shimin next to him seemed to feel his presence was a little low, and he couldn't help but interrupt and said, "I am the same, don't treat me as the emperor."
As a result, Han Liu was frightened.
Gu Tianya looked helpless and glared at Li Shimin fiercely.
Li Shimin knew that he had made a mistake and laughed out loud. The emperor was obviously embarrassed, but he was dissatisfied and snorted coldly: "What are you glaring at me? Is there anything wrong with me?"
Gu Tianya was even more helpless and sighed deeply, "Second brother, why don't I tell you a story. The protagonist of the story is also the emperor. He wanted to have a private visit on a whim. However, the emperor sat in a sedan chair after leaving the palace, and was defended by four masters of the inner ridge. When he walked to a wilderness, the emperor's sedan chair suddenly stopped. At this time, the emperor was dozing off and felt that the sedan chair was very unhappy. Just then, he heard the letter from his subordinate guards..."
Li Shimin was obviously curious and couldn't help asking: "What did the big guard report? Why did the sedan chair stop suddenly?"
Gu Tianya smiled lowly, and a trace of evil appeared on his face, saying, "The big guard's report is that there were suddenly a few people in front of him. You must know that the place they are in is a wilderness. It is definitely unusual for a few people to suddenly appear, so be careful. However, the emperor was furious after hearing this, and directly lifted the curtain of the sedan chair and roared at the people, roaring, "Go away quickly, do you know that I am the emperor? If you dare to block the road, you will destroy your whole family...
The people were so scared that they were suddenly frightened. At this moment, the emperor waved his hand to signal the guards to come to him and insidiously reminded him, "You must remember that this time I was visiting privately and must not reveal my whereabouts, otherwise I will definitely ask you a few. Poor, the guards looked at each other, and only felt that with such an emperor, they would have fallen into their homes in their lives... Hahaha, second brother, is it funny to tell this story?"
Li Shimin's face twitched a few times, how could he not hear Gu Tianya's ridicule?
This story is clearly mocking him for appeasement just now. He wanted to appease him but called himself me to the people. Just like the emperor in the story, he reminded the guards not to disclose their identities while shouting at the people. What a weird behavior, he was simply a brainless guy.
etc?
Li Shimin suddenly looked at Gu Tianya fiercely and said viciously: "Don't you mean I'm also a brainless guy?"
Gu Tianya raised his hand and covered his mouth, and said with a smile: "I didn't say this, it was you, second brother."
He had obviously covered his mouth and insisted on trying to squeeze out this sentence from his fingers. Li Shimin was so angry that he gritted his teeth, feeling that the harm was not great, but the insult was extremely strong.
Fortunately, Gu Tianya didn't dare to continue teasing him anymore, so he suddenly bowed and apologized solemnly, and said sincerely: "Second brother, don't be angry. Although I mocked you just now, there is a reason for me to do this. I just want to tell you that you have to pay attention to your identity. Since we decided to open a counter here, we must try our best to put aside our respective stature. Otherwise, you will continue to show off your emperor's mighty attitude, and I will continue to maintain my Youzhou lord. How can I do nothing about government affairs? Who is the brave in the world who dares to come to our table?"
When Gu Tianya stopped here, he then pointed to Hu Yun and the common people, and said, "If you don't believe it, look at my disciples and this common people. Are they full of fear and fear? Maybe they have wet in their crotch."
Li Shimin was slightly stunned and subconsciously looked at Hu Yun and Han Liu.
The little guy Hu Yun was also very smart. He immediately looked at Li Shimin pitifully and said, "Your Majesty, my nephew is really scared to pee his crotch."
He is Gu Tianya's disciple and is qualified to call himself a nephew to Li Shimin. This title has a great advantage, that is, he can enjoy the treatment of a junior in front of the emperor.
Li Shimin was obviously a little embarrassed, but there was something thoughtful between his eyebrows. He suddenly smiled heartily, and Zheng pointed at the key point: "I know I was wrong. I was really not suitable for the way I was doing just now."
As he said that, he glanced at Hu Yun and said to the little guy kindly: "Since you've been scared to pee your pants, then go and change it quickly. It's still the cold spring season, so don't get any problems."
However, Hu Yun shook his head repeatedly and said with a solemn face: "You and your master are here to handle government affairs, how dare you delay the time of the two elders for yourself?"
Li Shimin admired him very much and nodded, "You are very good, you are worthy of being your master's disciple."
The little guy's face was filled with joy if he could win a praise from the emperor.
At this time, Gu Tianya suddenly coughed lightly, picked up the topic just now, and looked at the common people, Han Liudao: "This fellow villager, please show me your ID card. According to the rules of our Youyun Prefectures, all government affairs must verify the identity of the people."
To be continued...