The negotiations between the Tang Dynasty and the Turks finally came to an end.

Maybe it was really a time-traveling butterfly that flickered its wings.

As a result, the entire historical trend is different from what it was before.

For example, in the Xuanwumen Incident, several people who were supposed to die did not die in this coup. Another example is the Weishui Alliance of the Tang Dynasty, which this time became the Yanmen Pass Alliance.

In this covenant at Yanmen Pass, the Han people were no longer as shameful as written in the history books. Not only were they not beaten to the doorstep, but they also forced the grassland to bow their heads.

The Han gained the upper hand and captured the Turkic Khan.

However, Jieli Khan will eventually be put back.

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In the early morning of that day, the two missions looked at each other across the border. Although the atmosphere was not very harmonious, it was not tense either. The two sides barely kept a smile on their faces and began the prisoner exchange ceremony.

"Please invite the Turkic Khan of the Great Steppe, Jieli..."

The envoys from the Han people were really bad. They deliberately shouted at the top of their lungs for fear that no one would be able to hear them. The shouts were as loud as thunder.

Under the gaze of everyone, Jieli Khan walked slowly across the border with a gloomy face, one step at a time. Suddenly, the man turned around and looked at Gu Tianya with a serious look.

He seemed to want to say a few words, but in the end it turned into a vicious oath, roaring: "Within three years, this Khan will take revenge. Because of your actions, the Han people in the Central Plains will be exterminated."

The vendetta."

Still under the public gaze, Gu Tianya had a relaxed look on his face. He suddenly raised his hands and bowed far away. He smiled as if he was comforting an old friend and said with "extreme sincerity": "If you feel uncomfortable in your stomach, please come back to your place as soon as possible."

Find a place over there to show off your kindness... I told you earlier that Han people can't eat too much beans. Once they eat too much, they'll easily fart, but you always don't listen and insist on taking a few bites.

, now you see, your stinky farts are popping out of your mouth! How embarrassing, your children are still here!"

"Ha ha ha ha!"

The whole place burst into laughter.

Everyone involuntarily gave a thumbs up and expressed their admiration for Gu Tianya. As for swearing without using curse words, this Mr. Gu is really a leader.

How could Jieli Khan endure such humiliation? He roared and tried to pull out his scimitar. Unfortunately, he only realized when his palm touched his waist that his Khan's golden sword had been disarmed by the Han people.

Gu Tianya took the opportunity to smile again, and said more "incomparably sincerely": "Don't be arrogant, just accept it while it's good. Right now, the two sides are exchanging prisoners, but you haven't completely crossed the border yet, so you're not afraid that we will suddenly regret it.

Are we going to take you back again?"

Next to him, Cheng Chumo winked, stood next to Gu Tianya, bared his teeth, and shouted: "If we capture you again, we will give you beans to eat every day, and we will still stuff you into a small room and let you be suffocated by your own stinky farts.

Roll your eyes."

"Ha ha ha ha!"

The Han delegation burst into laughter again.

Only Gu Tianya had a serious look on his face, as if he was very angry at his apprentice's behavior. He shouted loudly: "Cheng Chumo, why are you doing this? What did my teacher teach you before? You must be a kind person. So-called

Don't slap someone in the face, don't expose someone's shortcomings. Even if you know the secret of Jieli Khan eating beans and farting randomly, you shouldn't say it so loudly... After all, he is the Khan of the grassland, we don't care

You have to save some face for others at all costs. Remember? You must never do this in the future. You must know how to keep others' secrets, this is the style of our family."

"Yes Yes Yes!"

Cheng Chu nodded silently like a chicken eating rice, and said repeatedly: "Master taught me a lesson that I will remember in the future. I promise never to say anything about Jieli Khan eating beans and farting again, and I promise I will make him stink."

The secret that made Fu Xun roll his eyes rotten in his stomach. No matter who asks me, I promise not to tell..."

He said it as if he was swearing, and solemnly said loudly again: "I won't tell you even if I kill you."

This is not even a beating to death, this is shouting at the top of my lungs. I am afraid that everyone can’t hear clearly, so I use all my strength to suck the milk.

…

"Roar!"

Jie Li roared like crazy and roared: "Han people, Han people, ah ah ah..."

In such a scene, no one can stand it.

However, the Turks were afraid that something would happen to him again, so they quickly sent people to protect him. Those people did not care how angry Jieli was, and worked together to drag their Khan away.

Until I walked into the opposite border, I could still vaguely hear the Turks trying to persuade me. They seemed to be saying: "Khan, Khan, we are not as knowledgeable as the Han people. We have never heard of you farting..."

Jieli suddenly made a "cluck" sound, rolled his eyes and twitched away.

A tall and sturdy man fell to the ground in a daze. The Turks were immediately panicked, and some even glared at the Tang Dynasty.

Even the little saint was worried, with a pair of eyes clearly questioning as she looked at the people of the Tang Dynasty and said: "Jieli is the Khan of the Grassland after all, how dare you secretly carry out murders."

Unexpectedly, Gu Tianya smiled and shook his head, and explained kindly: "You can eat randomly, but you can't talk nonsense. Little Saint, you actually know it very well. Your Khan's physical condition is not bad at all. As for

Why did he suddenly faint? I feel like he can only use this method to be considered smart. He can’t do it without fainting..."

The little saint took a deep breath.

She really saw that Jie Li was pretending to be faint.

At this time, the first transaction was carried out, but the Turks were already suppressed by the Han people. She did not want to cause more trouble and said directly: "Since you have released the Khan of the grassland, we Turks will also abide by our promise.

According to the previous negotiation agreement between the two parties, the Turks will no longer ask for those bullocks and war horses. This is the first transaction to redeem our khan..."

She became obviously distressed as she spoke, staring at Gu Tianya fiercely, trying hard to restrain her anger and said: "More than 40,000 cows, more than 10,000 horses. After you get this wealth, you will soon rise to become the number one among the Han people."

Power. I, Wusi Caoer, would like to congratulate you in advance and look forward to seeing a big man take off."

Gu Tianya chuckled and said lightly: "The little saint is very good at studying. She actually learned how to sow discord among the Han people. It's just a pity that what you did was too obvious. It seems that you still need to continue to improve.

Only now can I become a master of the Han family. Ahem, I’m Gu Tianya, known as the most famous teacher in the Central Plains. Why don’t you join my sect and let me teach you knowledge with all my heart, open a small stove for you, and help you every night

How about making up a lesson?"

The little saint looked suspicious. She always felt that there was something in this Han man's words? She stared at Gu Tianya's face and kept looking at it, hoping to see some conspiracy, but Gu Tianya's face was solemn and solemn, so she could not tell anything unusual.

.

"Are you so kind?" She finally couldn't bear it any longer and asked out of obvious curiosity, "You just set up a small stove for me and help me make up my classes every night? I'm not your true disciple. If you do this, what else will you do?"

Aren’t disciples jealous?”

Cheng Chumo and others hurriedly patted their chests, winked and laughed loudly: "No, no, we promise not to be jealous. Just let our master give you a small lesson, let our master give you extra lessons, haha

Haha, replenish it every day.”

The little saint was quite moved!

She suddenly made a solemn bow and said: "It turns out that you also have a sincere side, but it's a pity that I can't worship your master as my teacher. I am a little saint who worships in the ancient temple, and I am destined to become

High priest of the Turks."

Cheng Chumo and others "sighed" and said "very regretfully": "That's such a pity."

The little saint was even more moved.

…

She looked at Gu Tianya again and said loudly: "The second covenant is to return Youyun Continent, but this matter cannot be done in one go. You and I both know that this matter needs to be carried out slowly.

But we Turks can show some goodwill first, and we will withdraw the troops stationed in Youyun Wuzhou in advance... As for what happens next, I hope you Han people can treat the Turks living in Wuzhou well."

Gu Tianya smiled meaningfully and said, "Don't worry, I will treat them as my own people."

The little saint took a deep breath, and suddenly bowed her hands to Gu Tianya for the second time, and said solemnly: "Although your Excellency is greedy for money and lustful, and is good at going back on your word, I, Wu Si Cao'er, have to praise you.

You are a good and upright man. I just hope you can remember the promise you just made and treat those Turks as your subjects... Because they have been accustomed to life in the five continents, and they are no longer suitable for the grassland.

Nomadic on the run."

Gu Tianya's tone became more divine, and he smiled and said: "Don't worry, there will be more and more Turks who don't want to herd."

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...The 1st update is here, followed by the 2nd update
Chapter completed!