Chapter 180 [My master can drink, why can't you drink? 】(1/2)
I Have a Backstage in the Tang Dynasty Text Volume Chapter 180 [My master can drink, why can’t you?] This time, many female relatives in the motorcade also came out of curiosity. The women didn’t care about showing up, they all wanted to witness the wonders of the world with their own eyes.
This gift-giving trip to Hebei can indeed be called an anecdote.
"Have you seen that he is my son and a disciple of the Gu family? He dares to block the road here..."
But among the female relatives, I saw a noble lady whose face was full of pride. She pointed at Li Chongyi in the middle of the road from a distance, showing off to others very ostentatiously.
The other female family members were chattering and standing not far away, whispering and admiring, and they couldn't help but comment on Li Chongyi.
Someone said: "It's amazing, another little guy is blocking the road. At such a young age, he has already shown his courage. He is worthy of being born into a royal family, and he is stronger than ordinary people in his blood."
Someone else said: "I don't think it's a matter of blood, the main thing is that their masters can teach them. Both Cheng Chumo and Li Chongyi used to have rough and rough personalities, causing trouble all day long, and were famous for being mischievous... Hejian Wang's Wife,
am I right?"
"That's right, that's it. This brat of mine used to be just a skinny monkey. When he was younger, he would go up trees and hunt birds, and when he was older, he would cause trouble. I was really worried at first. I just thought that this child was going to be useless.
, Alas, luckily I met a famous teacher, otherwise I really don’t know how to teach..."
"Sister-in-law Wang Hejian, the way you show off is really irritating."
"I'm not showing off at all. I'm just saying what I mean. Seeing my child making progress makes me feel a little happy. That's all. I'm not showing off at all."
"A little joy? Your mouth is almost split to the back of your head."
"No, really not!"
"Forget it, forget it, I won't argue with you anymore. Sister-in-law, you are now more arrogant. Your son is already able to earn face for you at a young age. It's a pity for my two boys. They can only fool around now. I don't know when they will be able to earn respect for you.
I met a famous teacher and taught two skinny monkeys... Hejian Wang's Wife, please tell everyone whether Xiuning's man still accepts disciples, and whether there is a chance for us to go to Miyun County this time."
"How can I know this? After all, it is the matter of the master's sect. But, in general, it may be difficult. After all, we are recruiting true disciples. How can we recruit as many disciples as ordinary students? It must be Gu.
Tianya has seen it through and thinks that the child is worthy of his education, so he will accept it and have a chance."
"Look, everyone, look at Princess Hejian's show off. It's really annoying."
It has been said since ancient times that when three women are performing a drama, once the female relatives get together, they will definitely chatter like a busy market.
However, unlike the later dynasties, the Tang Dynasty did not have strict restrictions on women. At this time, women's fashion was quite strong, sometimes even overtaking men's.
For example, Fang Xuanling's wife is known to be fierce, and Liu Hongji's wife is known to be extremely fierce.
There is a reason for this situation.
Life is not easy, the world is hard, and men need to work hard outside. In the years of war, they put their heads in their belts and march here and there. Only women are left at home to take charge. It is difficult to hold on if you are not aggressive.
Therefore, men in this era acquiesce in allowing their women to do this.
Even though the women were chattering on such occasions, the men were not dissatisfied and just waved to their wives.
It was a signal not to make any noise, but it was definitely not to drive the women away.
It's a pity that the female relatives didn't give the man face at all. Instead, they crowded forward and said, "Let's see what Li Chongyi wants to do when he blocks the road. Cheng Chumo blocked the road before, which is said to be very rare. It's a pity that he didn't get the pleasure. This time it's amazing."
We can’t let it go in vain.”
"Yes, come forward and take a look."
The women also gathered around.
…
At this time, the sky was already dark, and a bright moon was gradually rising in the east. The big pot was steaming hot, and the fire at the bottom of the pot slowly extinguished.
From beginning to end, the men remained silent. Everyone just stood quietly around the cauldron, waiting to see what Li Chongyi wanted to do.
Unexpectedly, Li Chongyi still didn't speak to everyone until the big pot was turned off. The little guy just slowly stretched out his hand, picked up a big spoon and knocked on the lid of the big pot. Then he glanced at everyone, raised his hands and saluted: "Shi.
It's August and the Mid-Autumn Festival is approaching. The students of the Gu family are confused and want to ask for knowledge over a pot of porridge and soup. I just wonder if you, the high officials in the court, dare to help the younger generation to clear up my doubts?"
"It's finally about to begin!" The men's hearts twitched.
The female relatives didn't care, but looked at Li Chongyi in wonder.
Several of the ladies were filled with envy. They couldn't help but quietly tugged at the corners of Princess Hejian's clothes and exclaimed: "Is this still the Chongyi of your family? I didn't expect that his speech became so refined and his demeanor was very impressive.
, is not inferior to the famous Confucian scholar at all. Oops, it really makes people jealous, why didn't my child become the disciple of Gu Tianya, but your Li Chongyi got this opportunity?"
Princess Hejian smiled so hard that her teeth almost hit her feet.
A small cherry mouth was almost split to the back of the head.
She tried hard to be reserved, but she couldn't hold back when she saw her son's behavior.
Fortunately, some of the men stood up, looked at Li Chongyi solemnly and asked, "But I wonder what the disciples of the Gu family are confused about?"
He hesitated for a moment, then added: "If this confusion can be solved, we will certainly not hesitate to learn more."
But I saw Li Chongyi glanced at everyone, and suddenly put his hands behind his back like a young adult. He did not ask directly, but nodded politely and said: "Since ancient times, if you ask for something from others, you should give it with courtesy. However, the younger generation
I am still an apprentice, and I am ashamed to say that I have nothing to offer. However, the rules of my apprenticeship are strict. Asking for help should not be in vain. So, how about a small poem as a gift? Please don’t be dissatisfied, elders, after all, the juniors are now
Just a poor scholar."
"My child, mother will give you a gift."
Princess Hejian couldn't help but speak, and said hurriedly: "You can ask whatever you want, and my mother will help you provide everyone with the gifts requested by the master. Don't worry, our family has brought enough money this time."
Li Chongyi was stunned for a moment, his face twitching and feeling helpless.
Li Shimin suddenly waved his hand and said with a solemn expression: "Princess Hejian, don't interrupt. Your son's intention is not a gift at all. This kid is just going step by step. He deliberately wants us to listen to one of his poems."
Princess Hejian's face turned red with embarrassment and she hid among the female relatives.
Li Shimin continued to look at Li Chongyi and said in a deep voice: "Tell me, what poem?"
Li Chongyi bowed his hands to Li Shimin, and then put his hands behind his back again. His posture was clearly imitating someone, and Li Shimin felt like beating him up.
Suddenly Li Chongyi reached out and pointed to the east, pointed at the newly born bright moon, and said loudly: "I am blocking the road and making a pot of porridge. This year I will be as sad as the Mid-Autumn Festival. I want to ask who has a heart like the moon and is willing to shine on the head of Guizhou..."
“What a poem!”
Someone blurted out.
This is a person who likes literature. He couldn't help but admire the profound rhyme of the poem.
But the military generals smacked their lips repeatedly, always feeling that there was sarcasm in these four lines of poetry. Among them, Xu Shiji and Li Jing were very talented in literature, and couldn't help but mused: "Whose heart is like the moon? Is it sad to live up to the Mid-Autumn Festival? Guizhou head? White head ?”
The two military god-like figures looked at each other, and both saw the solemnity and vigilance in each other's eyes.
This poem seems simple, but the question inside is too great.
It's so big that they can't answer casually.
I'm blocking the road today and making a pot of porridge
This year’s Mid-Autumn Festival will not be disappointed
I want to ask who has a heart like the moon
Willing to take photos of the head of Guizhou Province
This is asking everyone, who is willing to have a heart like the bright moon, to pity the common people, and to protect the people of the world until they grow old?
Suddenly Li Shimin took a step forward, stared directly at Li Chongyi, and said: "This poem tortures people's hearts and also contains a big appeal. Such a poem is definitely not something you can write. You brat shouldn't use your master's poems." Show off.”
Li Chongyi bowed and said proudly: "A teacher is like a father, and a disciple is like a master's son. A son has always inherited his father's legacy, and a disciple has inherited his teacher's heart since ancient times. So, what if I send you a poem on behalf of my master?"
Suddenly he stretched out a hand and suddenly opened the cauldron. Then he held a horse spoon in his other hand and looked at everyone and said, "Elders, who wants to drink porridge?"
This is another sudden turn.
But everyone knows that this will never be aimless.
Everyone looked at the big pot with the lid open, looking at what was called porridge and soup inside. Then everyone looked ugly, and Qin Qiong sighed with sadness: "It turned out to be porridge made from boiled soup and boiled skin."
What is porridge with boiled skin and piaotang?
To put it bluntly, it is a large pot of soup with tree bark boiled in it, and a few wild vegetables floating on top.
It has been said since ancient times that this porridge can kill people. If you eat the porridge with boiled soup and boiled skin, your face will be full of vegetables. If you eat it for a long time, you will die of bloating.
This is because there is too little grain in the pot and it is impossible to cook porridge that can satisfy the hunger. Therefore, wild vegetables are used instead of grain in an attempt to cook a pot of wild vegetable porridge. However, there are very few wild vegetables, and only a few roots are floating in the soup. , rather than drinking porridge, it is actually just drinking water every time. If you eat this kind of thing for many years, you will gradually suffer from a bloating disease.
People who suffer from this disease have bloated stomachs. They seem to be full, but in fact they are so hungry that they eventually die of bloated stomachs. It is better to say that they die of hunger. [Note: This porridge is not a fabrication of mountains and rivers, but Something in history]
Everyone present looked ugly, staring at a large pot of green soup in confusion.
It took a long time before someone looked at Li Chongyi and asked: "Did your master set up this level just to make us drink his soup and porridge? Does he know that this is humiliation..."
Li Chongyi glanced at him, and the little guy suddenly shouted loudly, his eyes widened angrily and said, "Then do you know what my master ate on the first day he arrived in Wuyang County?"
The man frowned slightly.
Li Chongyi suddenly picked up the spoon, scooped up a large spoonful of soup from the pot, and shouted: "Do you still know how I felt when I saw my master drinking this porridge?"
He didn't wait for the man to speak, and continued: "You feel humiliated and think that this porridge is not for human beings. But why does my master drink it? Does he need to drink this with his current status? If he wants to enjoy happiness,
Who can stop him from enjoying happiness?"
The man's face became embarrassed.
Li Chongyi did not give him any face, and said loudly: "In order to replenish his health, my wife once sent out a large army to hunt yellow sheep on the grassland. After hearing about the huge power of the Turks, she only dared to look at it from a distance, and even
To be continued...