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Chapter 13 Visiting the Soviet Union (Part 1)

The plane landed slowly, a city with a rough layout but made of ice and snow was like a fairy tale world becoming clearer and clearer. Shao Jianhui looked at this city that seemed to be frozen, with a complex expression. Red Square, Kremlin, Lenin Mountain... This city was once a holy place in the minds of every Communist Party member. Socialism sprouted here and burst out with a daunting force. The Third Reich swept half of Europe's steel torrents here. The Republic also received a sincere friendship and selfless help here. The city sneezes, and the whole world caught a cold! What a great city, but now he clearly smelled a hint of panic and confusion from its rise. The old man on the plane looked a little stunned, obviously the feelings were very complicated, Shao Jianhui whispered: "Ha, Moscow..."

Of course, he wouldn't have run to Moscow for no reason to drink the northwest wind. It was cold and cold. Is it fun to run to Moscow? He was kicked here without saying anything. This was all his own fault. Who told him to remain unchanged? This guy was knocked off the stage early: Eight days ago, he said something wrong at the United Nations, and he waved his fists and beat the South Korean diplomat half to death, opening his face, causing a stir. It seems that the ambassadors of the nations have reached the limit of their tolerance for him, and they have criticized him, causing huge diplomatic pressure on the Republic. It is as if you don't recall this foreign exchange gangster, and we will break up. The reaction is so fierce that it is beyond Shao Jianhui's expectations.

To be honest, Shao Jianhui didn't take it seriously at that time, and he did nothing wrong. He thought that anyone who stood in his position would have been against the golden rooster who looked at the distance, the old ox shook his hooves, and the polio guy who looked closely at it would at least teach him a lesson. That dead stick is really too ungrateful! Damn, isn't it just that you boss brought you into the rogue club, really treating yourself as a dish? Don't urinate and look at yourself like a bear! It's okay if the villain at the United Nations Headquarters is so arrogant that he is so arrogant, but your mother blatantly takes other people's China for himself! Changbai Mountain is yours, Diao Chan is yours, Confucius is yours... It's almost like I'm your wife and wife! The most annoying thing is this. My status is not under Confucius, and even Confucius

I once asked him for advice, isn't I qualified to be your ancestors? You said, why do you look down on me? Can't say it, right? You deserve to be beaten? Our historical celebrities are not meat in the vegetable market, which can make you picky and picky! Shao Jianhui can still tolerate these, but when he heard that the guy said that Premier Zhou's ancestors also had South Korean blood, he exploded. Fuck, you can't be shameless to be so. If you don't beat you today, you probably won't know what color of Manhattan's flowers are! It's also considered that the stick is unlucky. The Prime Minister is the great man that Shao Jianhui respects the most, and can even be said to be his idol. He can't learn the Prime Minister's demeanor and extremely brilliant diplomatic skills that fascinate the whole world, but it does not mean that he can tolerate others insulting his idol and

Old leader! So a roar shook the audience. The South Korean ambassador who was bragging to the ambassadors of all countries, bragging to the ambassadors of all countries, felt the wind sounded loudly above his head, and then a loud bang. A chair slapped him hard on his head, knocking him fainted. Then he was kicked heavily again, and immediately woke him up from pain, making a scream like a pig killer. The kick was so fierce that the people around him clearly heard the sound of the broken eggs and subconsciously clamped their legs. Then... there was no more. Shao Jianhui had only had time to beat that girl twice, and was hugged by the ambassadors who had developed enough tacit understanding.

The guy was taken to the hospital by someone. I guess he would never dare to show up at the United Nations headquarters again in his life. Everyone looked at him with strange expressions. The Secretary-General stared at him for a whole minute before he said sincerely: "As a diplomat, being able to make a person look like this is a state!" Comrade Lao Shao replied very awesomely: "What is this? If you didn't stop him, I would have to smash all the bones in his body today!" He was so majestic, but he didn't notice that the people around him had turned pale, which was much more magical than any cosmetics. Everyone firmly believed that he could do it as soon as he said it!

Originally, the boss had been accustomed to such things as being a good person. He had already developed a strong heart. He had long been familiar with how to wipe his butt. He was waiting for criticism very alone, but this time it seemed a bit abnormal. The boss didn't curse, but five words popped out from the cracks of his teeth with a pale complexion: "Get back!"

Shao Jianhui was confused at that time. It was unscientific. According to normal procedures, the superior should have scolded him openly and gave him a thumbs up secretly! The draft of the curse was prepared in the morning, and all of them were placed in the drawer of the boss. When it was needed, it was enough to fill in the date. How convenient was it? Why was it so abnormal this time? He thought that he was too angry and kicked the other person to bleeding, but he didn't know that South Korea was preparing to establish diplomatic relations with the Republic and establish bilateral trade relations. After this kick, he didn't know how many people and eggs were broken. The efforts over the years were severely damaged. The duck that came to his mouth was kicked away, and the superior was fine! Well, I was once a soldier,

I still understand this. I returned to China and went back to China. After so many years of working at the United Nations headquarters, I was tired of it. It would be nice to go back to China to change to a more challenging job. He maintained an optimistic attitude, handed over the job with the new ambassador who came to take over, and then returned to China. He was scolded by the superiors. God knows if the superiors haven't been home to find a wife for half a year. He was so angry that he didn't have to read the manuscript paper. He scolded him for four hours in one breath. He was so hoarse that he couldn't speak. He was very proud of his mistake. His superiors were recognized as a humble gentleman, gentle and elegant, unsuspecting in his changes, and had a very Confucian demeanor, but he made him so angry that he made great progress. This shows that his skills have made great progress!

Unfortunately, comedy is usually tragedy.

Before the superior could punish him, he received a task: lead a team to visit the Soviet Union, negotiate with the Soviet side on the border dispute, and filed a serious protest against the Soviet side of the Soviet Union's large-scale increase in troops to the Far East! When he learned that the superior had taken on such a glorious and arduous task for him, Shao Jianhui, who was thinking about the review letter that must be no less than 10,000 words and tried every means to bargain, was stunned and rushed over.

He hugged the head and feet of his head, and cried and sniffled: "Leader, you can't push me into the fire pit! I'm willing to write 15,000 words... No, a 20,000 word review. You see that my brothers have worked for the party and the country for many years, and they have no credit and hard work, don't send me to the Soviet Union. I don't want to be frozen into popsicles!" Seeing that he was so scared, the head was proud and energetic, so he said: "No talk!"

So, Shao Jianhui, who was extremely depressed, was kicked to the Soviet Union. His superiors didn't let him go, and told him another piece of news that put him under great pressure: two generals pretended to be diplomats and followed him to the Soviet Union. As for the motive, you know me, and heaven and earth know me. After hearing the names of the two demons, Shao Jianhui burst into tears on the spot. Leader, if you want me to die in the Soviet Union, just say, "I have a desert eagle here, you open the insurance and shoot me on the forehead. There is no need to mess with me like this, right?" If the Soviets knew the names of the two demons, I would probably have to explain to the Soviet Union for more than 100 pounds. If I were to kill them even if I fought a division, I would kill them!"

The superior seemed to be deliberately against him, letting him make examples of numbers, and he was smoking in his throat, and he didn't get any oil and salt in his mouth. If you were to take it, you would bring it with me, without any room for negotiation! There was no way, so he had to bite the bullet and get on. It is not difficult to imagine how depressed he was along the way. But seeing the lifeless Moscow, his mood suddenly improved. No matter how unlucky he was, he was still unlucky by himself. This whole country was in great trouble, and finally someone was even worse than him!

The pleasant voice of the flight attendant brought him back to reality. The plane had landed smoothly and it was time to get off the plane. Shao Jianhui quickly put on his clothes.

"Your sister, it's so cold! This is not a normal country, it's clearly an ice cave!"

The airplane cabin door opened, and a cold current swept over. The people swept by it whineed, without exception. There was originally a heating in the airplane, which was warm and uncomfortable, and everyone was not wearing much. Now, when the cold wind blew, the blood was almost frozen, and the body trembled like yellow leaves in the autumn wind. They kept putting clothes on their bodies, even women were no exception, which shows how terrifying the winter here was.

Shao Jianhui was the most exaggerated. He put five clothes on his body in one breath and wrapped himself in like a hippo. He recovered. He took a breath slowly and clearly felt his nose hair become stiff. He muttered: "Your sister, you are really cold and you won't lose your life. I finally

I understand why the German army was driven out of the Soviet Union. The climate here is so terrible that the Soviets don’t need to take action. The German soldiers alone will be so cold that they will die of cold!"

A guy in the plane shouted: "Who is OK, please close the hatch door first, I'll be cold to death!"

Shao Jianhui glanced at the waiting crowd at the airport, then looked at the snow fluttering in the sky, then slowly turned his head, stared at the living treasure, and said viciously: "Check your sister! The officials and reporters of the Russians are waiting below, how to shut them down? Inviting them to be turned away? What should I do if there is any rudeness that causes diplomatic disputes!?"

He didn't say it was okay, but when he opened his mouth, half of the people on the plane laughed. You have been working at the United Nations headquarters for five or six years. When you were unhappy with one sentence, you pointed at someone's nose and cursed. When did you swing the bench and slapped someone? When did the birds pass by etiquette? Oh my God, this is simply the biggest joke of this century! At least, before you talk about diplomatic etiquette with us, can you remove the swear words? You just have your mother and sister, and you even speak diplomatic etiquette at once. Isn't this really funny!

Seeing that so many people were not given him face, Shao Jianhui sighed helplessly and said, "Okay, you can think I fart, but the Russians don't have sand in their eyes. If we dare to embarrass them in front of so many reporters, will any of them be angry and break into our collapsed hotel at night and sweep them with ak at a glance, it's unknown!"

Damn, is it so exaggerated?

Many people curled their lips, clearly not believing it. After all, we are diplomats. Just because of the cold, we closed the cabin door and enjoyed the heating. Just a little rude, we broke into our hotel and swept it with a K? Is this the Red Empire or the Shanghai gangster? No, even the Shanghai gangsters were not so arrogant! But when they saw Shao Jianhui being the first to walk down the gangway, they could only accept their fate. They stretched their necks and shrank their necks, and they were also a Knife. Then they would die in a more elegant way! A large number of young diplomats gritted their teeth and stood up with a tragic look on their faces. They followed the boss down the gangway, and gritted their teeth, and walked down the gangway with a rough face. They were covered with snow, and waved their hands to the pick-up staff who were almost like snowmen. In fact, when the cold wind of minus twenty degrees below the twenty degrees, their scalp was hard to be hard--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

At the end, a handsome guy in his thirties, with a flat head and sunglasses, a bit like a bodyguard in Zhongnanhai frowned in dissatisfaction and whispered: "You can't stand this cold wind? These guys just need to practice. They have to throw them into my military camp and practice hard for a week, so as to save everyone in the Ministry of Foreign Affairs as if they were suffering from cartilage!"

Originally, he was reluctant to leave the heating in the cabin. When the staff of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs, who were slow to hear this, his expression changed drastically and rushed out, joking, like their little body, he got into this devil.

The military camp still has a life out? In less than seven days, they may enter the morgue to enjoy the free air conditioner! Some people squeeze forward to get faster, while others push back the people who are trying to surpass themselves. The scene of gritting teeth and not giving in to each other is a competition with junior high school students going to the canteen to make meals. They walked too quickly, and they squeezed Shao Jianhui and almost fell down. They were so angry that he cursed: "You———" But when he saw the Soviet officials who were walking quickly over and stretching out his big hand to him, he gritted his teeth and forced him to "You

We are in a hurry to reincarnate, right? He swallowed this sentence back. The Soviets have been grandsons for a while. They were humble in front of NATO and begging for help all over the world. They were really fed up. Seeing the Chinese diplomats running towards them so enthusiastically, they were stunned: It seems that the Chinese revisionists are not as hateful as Khrushchev said, they are also very enthusiastic and sincere! After being stunned, they were moved. Without saying a word, they came up and caught a bear like an eagle catching a chicken. After all, they were comrades, and they were sincere in times of adversity!

Shao Jianhui was stunned instead.

The culprit rubbed his nose with a disgusting feeling. Is my training so scary?
Chapter completed!
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