Chapter 60: The Sad Malay Monkey (3)
United Nations, International Rogue Club.
Representatives of more than 170 countries were looking at the representatives of Malaysia with strange eyes. The ambassador waved his claws, screaming and spitting, and firepower was full of fire to accuse the brutal aggression of China. The ecstasy expression, the moving language, and the intense physical movements made people involuntarily think of a pure young man who was too charming and accidentally exploded with an angel. Although this metaphor is not nice, it is reasonable, but it is not him who was exposed to an analm, but his country. How can he not let him be sad and angry? He said so emotionally there, and the representatives of various countries were deeply moved and gave him the best evaluation in his heart: "Idiot, 25!"
It is indeed a fool. Even though he knew that the panda had already shown his steel teeth, he still dared to go around with the Japanese and Jaw Monkeys. He was even more whimsical and pre-provided the fruits of victory in advance. He wanted to divide the South China Sea oil fields after defeating the Chinese Navy in Japan. Isn’t this a beating? Is there still a face to howl here? Things between countries have always been willing to accept the loss, bet on the wrong treasure, and no one is pitiful to lose. Of course, given that this guy has shed half a pound of tears, everyone still has to express their concern verbally. Anyway, these diplomatic polite words do not cost money.
Shao Jianhui muttered and wrote at his desk. A monkey whose tail was stepped on was jumping three feet high quickly appeared on the paper, lifelike, making the Pakistani ambassador beside him grin.
"China must apologize for today's aggression and compensate Malaysia for all losses, otherwise the Malaysian Defense Force will take counterattack measures to destroy the USS Pioneer aircraft carrier!"
The Malaysian ambassador ended his long speech with a murderous warning, and then glared at Shao Jianhui with red eyes, saying that I would bite you to death if I didn't apologize or compensate me.
Shao Jianhui took out a banana from somewhere and shook it at the old man. He heard that monkeys like to eat bananas the most. Sure enough, the old man's eyes were straight when he saw the banana, and his Adam's apple went up and down, as if he was swallowing... Oh, his face turned red, as if he was Guan Gong, and he was shy? As for it, isn't it just that I just want to eat bananas? Is there anything to be ashamed? If you want to eat it, tell me. If you don't tell me, how do I know you want to eat bananas? I don't know how I give it to you?
The Malaysian ambassador was so angry that he almost vomited blood, and he couldn't say a word. The Secretary-General looked at the other hooligans, Oh, the bear raised his head to look at the ceiling, the eagle sauce looked down at the floor, the Gaul chicken looked at his nails with relish, and the meaning was clearly expressed: We are here to make soy sauce. The John Cow looked resentful. After all, Malaysia is also a Commonwealth country, and beating a dog depends on the owner. China did not say anything, but pressing Malaysia down was a slap. Isn't that slapping Britain in the face? But now the John Cow can't be awesome anymore. The boss of NATO clearly doesn't want to catch the muddy water. He insists on forcing it forward.
Aren't you feeling uncomfortable? It's better to find a way to snatch the Falkland Islands from Argentina with this strength! In a word, no big country is willing to make a strong stand for Malaysia. Alas, poor Malay Monkey. The Secretary-General coughed and said, "Amistant Shao, please pay attention to your behavior!"
Shao Jianhui shrugged: "You can't eat some fruit here?"
The Secretary-General wisely did not entangle with Shao Jianhui in these details, and tapped the table with his finger, saying: "Your country's military strike against Malaysia is really untolerable. Shao, I think the request of the Malaysian representative is reasonable. China must immediately stop the military strike and apologize to the Malaysian side to compensate for all losses!"
Shao Jianhui said: "Are you wrong? They took action first! We are self-defense, reasonable and legal self-defense!"
The Malaysian representative jumped three feet high: "Nonsense, nonsense! It was your fighter jet who fired missiles at us first, but you still wanted to deny it!"
Shao Jianhui said: "Cuming your sister, we are not so bored! If you hadn't blocked the strait and refused to let us go, we would have provoked you? Even if you were unreasonably obstructed and missed the opportunity for war, we would have maintained restraint and did not take any revenge! You are fine, you will fight without saying a word. It seems that we have done something lighter to deal with you!"
The Malaysian representative shouted: "You fart! You fart! It was obviously you two J-12 who fired at us first. I have photos here, pictures and truth!" Without saying a word, I took out a few photos and threw them in front of Shao Jianhui. Although it was a fax piece, the clarity was still very high, so I jumped to distinguish some details of the fighter.
There are indeed two heavy carrier-based aircraft launching missiles at the Malaysian Air Force in the photo.
Shao Jianhui's expression became solemn, and he picked up the photo and studied it repeatedly.
The Malaysian representative looked proud, "You have nothing to say this time, right?" This was taken by the squadron leader of the squadron, and he still wanted to deny it. Unfortunately, the next second, Shao Jianhui threw the photo on his face: "Let your dog's eyes open and see clearly what plane this is! F-14! Do we have F-14!?"
What... what!?
The Malaysian representative was stunned and took the photos and looked at them again and again. Unfortunately, with his military attainments, he could not tell the nuance between the F-14 and the J-12.
The representative of Argentina wanted to pass the photos and studied them for several minutes. He said seriously and responsibly: "This is really the F-14, not the J-12. There are some inconspicuous differences in details between the J-12 and the F-14. As long as you have come into close contact with these two scheming, you can recognize them at a glance."
Malaysia represents Dairuomuji. It is an F-14, not a J-12. What is going on? If this is an F-14, what will it mean? The whole East
The Japanese Navy is equipped with F-14!
The representative of Citigroup finally became interested. He wanted to take a look at the photos and showed a sinister smile: "Shao, this is obviously the J-12. How can you tell lies with your eyes open?"
Shao Jianhui sneered: "Who is talking lies with his eyes open? Is this the J-12? Are your eyes growing on your butt?"
The Citimate Ambassador also sneered: "The F-14 is an advanced fighter that we are proud of. Can I admit my mistakes?"
Shao Jianhui said: "It's not necessary to admit his mistakes, but it's certain to tell lies."
The ambassador of Citi said: "The J-12 is so similar to the F-14. If you pretend to be a little bit of a J-12, it will be difficult for even the F-14 pilots to recognize that it is a fake! The matter is that simple. Your country sent two fighter jets to impersonate the F-14 and attack the Malaysian Air Force. In addition to provoking the battle, it also blames Japan. It's really wonderful!"
Shao Jianhui curled his lips: "Brother, you are so inexperienced in diplomacy. You should be a private detective or a journalist in the entertainment newspaper!"
The Citi ambassador crossed his arms in front of his chest, confident: "You first used these two fighter jets to sneak attack the Malaysian Air Force, and then sent these two fighter jets to sneak attack the Japanese fleet. Unfortunately, they were shot down. This is called stealing chickens but losing rice. The old saying of your Chinese country."
The Japanese representative stood up and took out a document with a gloomy face and distributed it. This is a report on the Chinese fighter jets' sneak attack on the Japanese fleet. There are all time, place and people, and photos to testify. Representatives from all countries all looked at it with relish. Be good, China's appetite is really not small! Shao Jianhui looked at it seriously, as if he wanted to find what he needed from it. The Pakistani ambassador put down the document and said, "This is really not the J-12, I can use it as a guarantee. And from the photos, these two fighter jets do not have any weapons against ships. The sneak attack is a long-term law... "
Citigroup representative smiled coldly: "I said that these two fighter jets can be disguised. As for why there are no counter-ship weapons on it, only the pilots themselves know it. If you have to determine that this is the F-14 of the Japanese Navy, then why did the Japanese Navy shoot them down? Will anyone shoot down their own fighter jets?"
Pakistani Ambassador: "This———"
The Japanese representative said with a gloomy face: "My country cannot tolerate China's provocation and decided to launch a retaliatory blow to China's navy! We express our deep sympathy for Malaysia's tragic experience and are willing to endorse the offensive, defense and Ming agreement between the two countries. As long as Malaysia needs it, we can even send elite troops to Malaysia to assist in the defense of Malaysia!"
The audience was silent after a few words. Everyone stared at the Japanese ambassador blankly. The figure of this one and a half meters seemed to have become
Very tall. The four gangsters dared not intervene directly, but Japan bravely stood on the front line of fighting against China, and had a sense of a kind! Shao Jianhui threw away the documents in his hand indifferently and said, "The fine tradition of using Japan to achieve his goals and use any means to make a fuss. What is the point of shooting down two of his own fighter jets in order to blame us? As long as there is a need, they can do it with nuclear bombs to attack their own cities...... I am too lazy to tear them down with you. If you want to fight, let them come over. When the war really starts, you will know what our sneak attack will look like!"
Everyone was shocked. The Japanese representative's face became even more gloomy and his face was as dark as the bottom of the pot. The arrogant Chinese people, you will definitely pay a heavy price to despise us!
The representative of Citigroup was still dissatisfied and said loudly: "China is the best, most warlike and evil country in the world, no doubt! We cannot tolerate their aggression, but should join forces to impose the most severe sanctions on them to force them to reflect! I suggest———”
The Soviet representative finally took back his soul, and his voice was much louder than that eagle: "I agree with Ambassador Shao's reasoning. It is very likely that Japan sent an F-14 to attack the Malaysian Air Force, and then shot down these two fighter jets to blame China! Japan is the most evil country in the world. We should impose the most severe sanctions on Japan's truth!"
Everyone present was stupid. Damn, what are you doing? Didn’t panda have a deep bond with you? If you don’t take the opportunity to add to the wrong side, we will think that your character has exploded. Why do you help pandas in reverse? Alas, it’s not that I don’t understand, but the world is changing so fast!
The face of the Japanese representative began to turn from black to red, like a half-baked grape: "No, it's clearly the Chinese navy that attacked us!"
The Soviet representative sneered: "You said it's right? I suggest that the United Nations set up an investigation team to launch a special investigation into the matter and investigate it and find out the truth!"
It seems that the hairy bear is a panda, and the secretary-general's head began to ach. If there is any tacit understanding between the hairy bear and the panda, it can only be dealing with Japan. Japan's military strength has been increasing by leaps and bounds, which is not good for the pandas, but it is also a threat to the hairy bears that occupy the four northern islands. As long as they have the chance, they are willing to slap two bricks on the Japanese head to make them honest. Unfortunately, Japan is too capable of pretending to be grandson and has never found such an opportunity. Now Japan is head-on with China. Of course, the Soviet Union is willing to push it behind, so that they can beat them more fiercely and longer! Therefore, the two-headed eagle supports Japan, and the Soviet Union immediately pops up to support China. Alas, when will these countries be united and make him, the general of the earth, save worry! It seems that since the 799 years, he has never been worried...
Chapter completed!