Chapter 184 The Big Killer Against Reporters
The crazy legion secretary left the negotiation venue with a blazing eyes. The entire negotiations were from the beginning to the end, less than twenty minutes, and the time was short, which was really shocking. You should know that this kind of negotiations that are related to the fate of the whole world and the future of several continents. It was a little bit like talking about several years or even ten years, and arguing for more than ten hours a day is a little bit. Have you heard of the Doha Round? It’s just that everyone eliminates trade barriers and opens the door to do business. As a result, when I was still in elementary school, I saw the Doha Round in the newspaper.
Negotiations, more than ten years have passed, and you can still see the content of the Doha talks in the newspaper! What Shao Jianhui and the Secretary of State are going to talk about are tens of millions of times more important than the Doha negotiations. As a result, the first round took less than twenty minutes... From this, it can be seen that Shao Jianhui's choking skills have improved greatly, and he has reached the point where even a big tree can curse wither. The angry Secretary of State refused the invitation of the mayor of Geneva to have dinner without hesitation. He did not intend to embarrass the mayor, but he really had no appetite. He had already made Shao Jianhui full of anger.
After so many years of dealing with Shao Jianhui, the Secretary-General had already developed a strong heart. His psychological endurance was much better than that of His Excellency the Secretary of State. He had to talk to Shao Jianhui for a full six hours. It wasn't that he liked to deal with this foreign exchange gangster, there was no way. This war was so terrifying. All five gangsters were involved in the war, waving bricks and slapped flesh and blood, America, Europe and Asia, the Atlantic Ocean and the Pacific and Arctic Ocean were covered with death tracks of torpedoes, and freighters and tankers were mercilessly
Sent to the seabed... The worst thing is that even the nuclear weapons were thrown out. Who can bear it? Nine out of ten members of the United Nations were already scared and begged the Secretary-General to mediate with tears and snot, otherwise they would have been killed at the United Nations headquarters. The Secretary-General, who was forced to do nothing, had to bite the bullet and come forward to mediate himself. Every time he thought of this, he couldn't help but secretly wiped his bitter tears... Why am I so miserable? My Secretary-General is definitely the most difficult term since the founding of the United Nations!
The Secretary-General has done his homework. He first stood from the perspective of the parents of all mankind, and described to Shao Jianhui the terrible disaster that this war brought to the world and the tragic situation of the doomsday after the war was out of control. In short, if you don’t stop fighting, the whole world will be over! He suggested that China take advantage of the opportunity of holding a prisoner-of-war football match and eased state relations, negotiate with NATO, and first withdrew from the Soviet Union.
In order to prevent the situation from deteriorating, then conduct peaceful negotiations with NATO to achieve peace. Of course, China can take this opportunity to make a big profit from NATO, which is reasonable. Shao Jianhui listened carefully, but he shook his head in his heart. The Secretary-General did put in a lot of effort to mediate the war, but he still didn't understand that the contradictions between China, the Soviet Union and NATO have reached an irreconcilable point. Either you die or I die, and there is no handshake
The possibility of peace! The collapse of the Soviet Union has become a foregone conclusion. Neither Gorbachev nor Ogalkov can change this. In fact, at the moment when NATO paratroopers descended from the sky and occupied the Baltic Triangle and the capital of Ukraine without bloodshed, the Soviet Union was in name only. Now the Soviet Communist authorities are trying their best to snatch back the assets belonging to the Soviet Union from the hands of the former franchise republic. When the Soviet Union collapsed, Russia would rely on these heritages to overcome the difficulties.
What about the appointment? Under the fierce counterattack of the Soviet Union, NATO also suffered unprecedented heavy blows, but this combination almost covers 90% of the developed countries in the world. It is strong, especially the Double Eagles. Although it has suffered the most tragic failure since its founding and the domestic chaos is in chaos, their industrial foundation is still there and their economic strength is still there. Once the war is in a truce, it can quickly recover at an astonishing speed. By then, it will be the end of Russia and China!
As a good friend who has been entangled for decades, it is too immoral to let Mao Xiong enter the grave by himself. The Soviet Union is gone, and NATO has to go there to accompany it. The bottom line of the Republic is that the collapse of the Soviet Union and NATO disband is the prerequisite. If any one is missing, peace can only be a flash in the pan.
Shao Jianhui's attitude was so tough that the Secretary-General was dry and he didn't relax at all. Finally, the Secretary-General was also deflated, ended the negotiations and went to the dinner prepared by the mayor with Shao Jianhui to attend the mayor's dinner prepared for them.
These two are all famous figures, so their dinner will naturally not be shabby. They are all famous figures, nobles and socialites in Switzerland. There are many delicious food and wine, and people want to open their mouths. The reporters like this occasion the most. They stare at Shao Jianhui and the Secretary-General like a group of sharks, trying every means to get some materials from their mouths, especially Shao Jianhui. This guy is a great hype material. He finally caught him and did not get any news that the public likes from his mouth.
The editor-in-chief or the director had to beat them to death! Unfortunately, as if he had just escaped from the Ethiopian refugee camp, Shao Jianhui picked up a knife and fork and a fresh and plump steak as soon as he entered the living room, and ate it all over his mouth with gravy and blood. The reporters had to wait patiently and wait until he finished eating before talking. Unexpectedly, after destroying the steak, he stretched out his hand and brought a bowl of Italian macaroni over, snoring, swallowing the wind and swaying the wind and the clouds. The way he was eating, just by listening to the sound, the reporters thought he had entered the pig farm!
This guy was just consuming and didn't say a word. The reporters had to turn their attention to the Secretary-General. Various sharp questions came one after another, making it difficult for the Secretary-General to resist. He was asked several times. Swiss journalists are not ordinary people. In a highly democratic country like Switzerland, every reporter has developed a sharp fang and sharp mouth. His firepower output is comparable to that of Gaoping dual-purpose heavy machine guns. He often made some big shots at press conferences, but he had no way to do anything. From this, it can be seen that Shao Jianhui was eating very hard as soon as he entered the venue and made a fortune in silence!
After finally getting rid of the reporters, the Secretary-General was exhausted, and sat next to Shao Jianhui and lamented: "The Swiss journalists are so amazing, they are simply unbearable!"
Shao Jianhui's mouth was full of delicious food, his cheeks were bulging high, and he smiled vaguely: "Now do you know how powerful those uncrowned kings are? Eat quickly, the hard days are still coming. In the next few days, twenty-four hours a day, you will be able to help the old lady cross the road when you eat and sleep. There will be reporters watching you. If you don't eat a little, how can you have the energy to deal with them?"
The Secretary-General's scalp was numb when he heard it: "It's so scary... Is there any way to keep them away from me? I'm so annoyed!"
Shao Jianhui said: "Yes! After the dinner is over, you go to the supermarket with me and I will buy you some essential things for paparazzi."
The Secretary-General naturally agreed.
At this moment, a Swiss girl with a blond and blue-eyed smile walked over, holding a steak in her hand, looking harmless, but the Parker pen in her pocket betrayed her identity: reporter! And she is also a reporter with a background! The Swiss beauty sat down beside Shao Jianhui with a generous smile, and asked in English with a smile: "Don't you mind me sitting here?"
Shao Jianhui said: "I'm sorry, I don't understand English, please speak Chinese to me." He said he couldn't understand English, but that English was much fluent than the British, which made the Swiss beauty stunned. It was probably the first time that he met such a fun diplomat. Just after being stunned, she lost the opportunity to get close to Shao Jianhui: this guy pulled a plate of pickled herring, waved his knife and fork, and squirted his jaw without raising his head. No matter what you asked, he was "um", "oh", "haha", "yes, right", which made the Swiss beauty so angry that she gritted her teeth secretly, clenched her fists tightly, and wanted to punch him in the nose!
After the dinner, Shao Jianhui used the urination technique and pulled the secretary-general to escape, avoided the reporters' pursuit, ran to a small supermarket, and began to purchase equipment to deal with the reporters.
The Secretary-General glanced around and saw that the shelves in the supermarket were empty, especially the food, and there were pitifully fewer. The impact of war on a country was fully reflected in the shelves of the supermarket. He couldn't help but sigh. Shao Jianhui said: "Don't sigh. Compared with Western and Eastern European countries, countries such as Switzerland and Sweden can be called paradise. You should know that in those countries, supermarket shopping has become history. If you want to buy food, you can only go to the black market!"
The Secretary-General said: "It is precisely because of this that I feel sad... By the way, what do you want to buy if you pull me over? Are you sure there is something here that can deal with journalists?"
Shao Jianhui smiled and said, "Yes, there is a powerful weapon to deal with paparazzi here, which is very effective... Haha, there!" He pulled the secretary general to a shelf with sparse cans, swept all the cans into the shopping bags with a few hand and feet, ran over to check out the bill with satisfaction, and then took the secretary general out of the supermarket arrogantly, without taking the reporter who was circumventing from all directions seriously.
Seeing that two or three hundred long spears and short cannons were aimed at him, the Secretary-General couldn't help feeling distressed and asked in a low voice: "Are you sure? If you fail, we will let these guys squeeze them down!"
Shao Jianhui said: "Well, don't worry if I do my business, go here!" He pulled the secretary general to run to a place with few people. The reporters shouted: "They went there and blocked them!" Only a few footsteps were heard, and these guys surrounded him again. The cooperation was tacit and movements were so fast that even the special forces were dumbfounded and involuntarily felt inferior in their hearts!
Shao Jianhui shouted loudly in English: "Everyone, it is not convenient for us to accept an interview now, please forgive me!"
The reporters were not willing to accept it, and they shouted: "Protest! Protest!"
"We are journalists! We have the right to interview anyone at any time or anywhere!"
"Please respect our right to interview!"
"Yes, please respect our right to interview!"
Shao Jianhui murmured: "Respect? I respect your sister. Every time I interview, I wish I could peel off my three layers of skin and say it. I also changed what I said so that I didn't even remember what I said. I respect your mother!" He took out a can from the shopping bag and raised it high, just like a soldier who pulled the last grenade and wanted to die with the enemy. His face was full of tragic and unyielding: "It was inconvenient for me to accept the interview, but it was inconvenient for me to accept the interview. Don't come over again, come over again... I'm not polite!"
The reporters didn't take his threat seriously at all, and pressed him step by step with an evil smile. In Switzerland, a highly democratic place, reporters are the uncrowned kings. Not to mention foreign diplomats, even the senior Swiss officials have no choice but to deal with them. They don't believe what Shao Jianhui dares to do to them!
Shao Jianhui shouted: "I'm really rude when I come here again!"
The reporters are still approaching.
Shao Jianhui made his heart aside and said, "I have the ability to move forward three steps!"
One, two, three! The reporters took three big steps forward and looked at Shao Jianhui with a smile, very much like the lambs surrounding Big Big Wolf: We have taken three steps forward, what can you do to us?
Shao Jianhui shouted: "You guys are thrusting, don't blame me!" He swung his big hand, and the can flew over and landed on the ground, exploded with a bang, and the juice splashed everywhere! It was not enough to throw one, and the second one flew out immediately and exploded on a camera, and the juice splashed all over the photographer. This was the first time the reporters encountered such an interviewee who would rather die than surrender, and they were stunned. Someone twitched his nose, his facial features twitched slightly, twisting into a ball: "What strange smell?"
"Yes, what's the weird smell?"
"It smells so smelly!"
"Oh my God, it's canned stinky bluefish! He actually smashed us with canned stinky bluefish!"
"I can't stand it anymore, let me go, I'm leaving here!"
Canned stinky bluefish is a traditional delicacy in Nordic countries. It is similar to the stinky tofu in our country. However, when it comes to lethality, stinky tofu is far inferior! The Swedish government explicitly prohibits opening canned stinky bluefish indoors. Even if it is opened outdoors, it usually requires a gas mask. It can be seen how terrifying this thing is! It was only two of them exploded, and the stinky smell swept across the audience, as if a ton of rotten eggs were crushed, and it seemed like a truck full of fermented feces poured into the street. With one breath and one breath, you can no longer smell the smell other than the stinky! The reporters' stomachs were rumbling, their throats were rumbling, and gastric acid almost sprayed out of their nostrils, covering their mouths and fled, and they hurried back to take a shower! After taking a shower, they had to spray half a bottle of perfume, otherwise the stinky smell on their bodies would not be covered!
Shao Jianhui laughed: "Little girl, tell you not to mess with me, you don't listen. Now you know how powerful I am, right?" He stuffed the remaining canned stinky green fish into the secretary-general's hand: "Please take it, and if a reporter team comes to cause trouble for you in the future, just use this thing to greet them!"
The Secretary-General looked at the reporters who were scattered and felt the odor that was so pure that it could not be pure. The Adam's apple squirmed up and down, and hesitated for a while, and still reached out to take the can. But the movement was a little bit bigger, bang! A high-bulging can exploded in his hand, and the splashed juice splashed him and Shao Jianhui all over...
So, for the next week, no reporter dared to approach these two people within ten meters without wearing a gas mask. This is really a sad story, isn’t it?
Chapter completed!