Chapter 316: Kill it
As the doubt fell halfway through the crowd, another sharp scream came from the crowd. This time, everyone didn't speak until they heard it sincerely, and used flashlights to look at each other, and then there was another pounding heartbeat.
"Bastard, what's the thing? If you are a dog/daily, you will come out, and if you are a ghost, you will avoid it!" Chen Bo's temper came up and shouted loudly at the dark night sky.
"Squeak, squeak, squeak" seemed to respond to Chen Bo's words, and a few more sounds rang out.
"Son of a bitch……"
There is no reason for this, and everyone will inevitably tremble in their hearts and instinctively develop a sense of fear of unknown things. But a few big men can't just stand like this! As the saying goes, men are angry, and this anger does not only mean that in a certain aspect, when encountering an emergency, it is the source of courage. Whether it is a human or a ghost, they have to pull out this thing, and if it is a ghost, they will be beaten up by others.
From the sky to the ground, from the left to the right, four men with Yang Tian as the center were back against their backs, and the brightness of the strong light in their hands was also adjusted to the strongest. Everyone wanted to see what this thing was together! But their caution was not the truth, but the squeaking scream. The sound was very empty and time-traveling, which made people creepy at first.
"Hey! Do you have any of this sound that is definitely close to us?" Yang Tian felt good at hearing. After several repeated dialectical tests, he felt that this thing should be not far from him.
"Damn! I know it too, listen to the sound, but boy, don't fart first, I think it smells so smelly!" Chen Jun covered his nose and quickly protested loudly.
"You just farted, would I be so unethical? It must be Boge who let it go. He was too excited just now!" Yang Tian retorted.
"Get out, am I the kind of person who makes 'silly smoke'? Brother Qiang, do you think it's you? You like to fart the most!"
"Breaking nonsense, I didn't eat peas tonight, can it be? I think it's still the Dog Brother, who is shouting to catch the thief! Dog Brother honestly confesses, be honest and lenient and resist and strict!"
"Aren't you wronged the good guys? Yes, even if I said it first, it wasn't what I said! All the farts I gave were fragrant. Don't you think the smell is getting worse and worse? It's still a smell of a mountain rat!" Chen Jun slapped the air in front of him with his hands and said loudly.
"Mountain Mouse? Damn!" Chen Jun's words reminded everyone, yes! Isn't this the mountain mouse called that I haven't heard of for many years? This thing was often encountered at night when catching eels. It was small and smelly, and it was like the ancestor of a fucking bug. Several people jumped away quickly and shone on the ground with a strong light. They saw a mountain mouse's head emerge from where Yang Tian had just stood, and a footprint left by a long rain boot.
The scientific name of the mountain mouse is short-tailed shrew. The villagers also call it the dihujian. The longest is only seven or eight centimeters, and it has no tail. The eyes are particularly small, the mouth is relatively sharp, and the body is very stinky. This guy is called it blind when he was a child. Even if you walk past it at night, it will not run. He likes the night after the sun comes out of spring, staying on the ridge of the field, squeaking, and the sound is sharp and harsh.
"Brother, you are awesome!" Looking at the place where Yang Tian had just stood, Chen Jun was the first to speak.
"Damn! My little heart is still thumping!" Chen Bo touched his heart with one hand, and seemed to be frightened.
"I don't know if you're too nervous, but you still think this place is soft and comfortable standing." Chen Qiang looked at Yang Tian with his eyes.
"Damn! Don't stop me, I'm going to kill it!" Yang Tian hung Chen Bo with one hand, and stepped on the ground with his feet. From time to time, he said in his mouth that you would hurt me, and that you would hurt me.
"No! No! It is also a life. If you want to hit it, please feel free to do it. I won't stop you. But boy, don't hang my clothes! Isn't it normal to not look at it?" Chen Bo slapped Yang Tian's claws with one hand and shouted loudly.
"Hahaha...Boge, I think you should wear this clothes for the young man. I finally know what it means to not take the ordinary road. I just want to step on the mountain mouse... Hahaha..." Chen Jun laughed loudly on the side, and the mountain of fat rose and fell with the rise and fall.
"Breaking the truth, am I that kind of person? I didn't bury this mine, and I just trampled on mountain rats. If you have the ability, you can also trampled one to see?" Yang Tian was shameless and felt that he had made great achievements.
"Hahahaha... don't say it, I suddenly remembered a joke when I said this...."
In ancient times, people believed in gods and Buddhas, but a freak appeared in a village. He did not believe in gods or Buddhas. If he encountered anything related to these things, he would always make tricks. One day, he suddenly encountered a person in the village and invited three Taoist priests, big and small, to sit on the altar. When this person saw it, he had all the wrong ideas in his heart. He thought that I had never seen this ghost or god, and probably he had never seen that Taoist priest, so why don’t he get some ghosts and gods for him?
So the man chose the most prestigious Taoist priest. While the other two Taoist priests were coming home, he quietly tied a dry bamboo leaf shell on the back of the Taoist priest's hair with hemp rope (bamboo leaf shell: specifically the layer of bamboo shoot shell with fur on the surface of Hsinchu bamboo shoots). The hemp rope was not long and tied to the bamboo shoot shell just fell on the ground. In this way, the Taoist priest went home while the night was dark, but he walked the sound all the way, like the sound of footsteps and other sounds. The Taoist priest turned around in shock, but there was nothing else except the vast night and the swaying trees.
After walking for most of the journey, the sound never stopped. The Taoist priest was suspicious and slowly he kept leaning towards the ghosts and gods. He quickly took out the Wucang Ghost and God Order handed down by the master when he was studying art, and drew talismans while chanting the mantra and drawing talismans. Three sounds of gods and ghosts avoided it. But! This sound was still sounding behind the back. No matter whether you chant the mantra or draw the talisman, it was as if he was strong as he could and the breeze blew the hills.
The Taoist priest was afraid of the harm, so he quickly took out another treasure and jumped up and down again. What was the result? It was still the same! The Taoist priest had no choice but to run away and go home in one breath and breathe less. If his wife hadn't seen a bamboo shoot shell hanging on the back of the Taoist priest, this guy would have been scared to death.
Don’t talk about gods and ghosts, only when people are scared will scare people. Just what everyone said just now is easy. Who hasn’t seen a mountain mouse? However, it’s really hard to remember this thing for nearly ten years. If Chen Jun hadn’t brought it out in his words for a while, they would probably be scared to death by themselves, just like the Taoist priest. Of course, Yang Tian is probably the last one, after all, this guy doesn’t believe in God.
"Haha, Brother Qiang, you should be talking about us! I haven't seen this thing for many years, and the ghost knows it is it!" Yang Tian touched his head and defended.
"Haha, that's right! I'm catching the eels! I know that this thing is coming to disturb me. Brothers are hurried, and I'd rather kill the wrong ones than let it go. The task tonight has not been completed, and the eels are still waiting for us. Imagine the delicious vermicelli segment and the spicy pickled pepper meat segment, it's so good!"
"Just be more enjoyable!"
The few jokes just now shattered the fear in everyone's hearts. When they saw the murderer, they threw everything behind their heads. The surrounding area of Tianchen Villa is one of the first people to follow the crabs. Two years of environmental protection have made the mountains greener and clearer. Not to mention the origin of these eels, they have created a very good living space for them from the point of no poisoning.
When there are too many eels, people will be happy. When they are happy, sometimes they will inevitably talk nonsense. The guys who were worried just now are talking about major events in life.
"Brother Dog, why haven't I seen your girlfriend these days? You can't be having a quarrel, right?" Yang Tian looked at the ditch carefully while pretending to be concerned.
"I really don't have this! I asked her to quit her original job and asked her to come to work in our hotel, so that it's close." Chen Jun explained. Everyone said that distance creates beauty, but in fact they don't think so. When rural people know this, they think it's better to be by their side. First, they don't suspect each other, and second, they also mean that a husband and wife are united.
"Oh! Does that mean you are going to get married this year? No way!" Chen Qiang said with a lamp to illuminate Chen Jun not far away.
Hearing the question, Chen Jun said, "Nonsense, am I the kind of person who gets on the bus first and then makes up for the ticket? We plan to get married this year. Anyway, both parents have no objection now. I will pass this level sooner or later!"
Chen Qiang smiled and said, "Hehe, that's right! Brother, you have to work hard! Don't let the dog brother come from behind and get the youngest one out in advance. Then your ears will feel a little uncomfortable!"
Yang Tiannu blunt his mouth and said, "Don't say it depends on God's will. We both plan to wait for another year. On the contrary, it's Bo Ge that you have to work hard. After the surgery, you have a house at home. There are not many money but also many. When will you find a wife? You are not young!"
Chen Bo sighed, "Hey! I am an old man who is by my side every day for this matter. You don't know. As soon as he sees me, the first thing he said is why are you still here? Hurry up and go to the county to play, when will you find your wife, and when will you come back! You guys are so easy? Now I can't see the treasures in the pond for a day, and my heart is like a cat grabbing me. You three have a career, and I still go home all day long to rely on my parents. It's embarrassing to say it!"
Looking at Chen Bo's appearance, Yang Tian not only laughed: "Haha... You are so worried about such an enlightened old man. I remember that your family was the first to start raising eels. There should be many ponds in the house now! You are the only son of your old man, but in the end you are not yours? I still complain here that your baby has actually had a lot of industries."
Chen Bo nodded and shook his head again and said, "That's the case, but the old man was still watching. You guys are so good, one is a collective boss, one is a company boss, and one is a chef who is well-known in the food industry of Chongqing. I am the only one who is nothing, so how can you not worry about it? What's more, there is not even a girlfriend."
Chapter completed!