Chapter 102: Wukong playing cards
"Ah! I didn't see it, I didn't see it!" Chen Bo covered his eyes with one hand and held the wine glass with the other, shouting loudly.
It doesn't matter if this shout is made. Everyone listens to Chen Bo's voice and looks at this side. Looking at Yang Tian and Yanyu's actions, they laugh. Yanyu's face was red when Chen Bo shouted, and he looked at Yang Tian shyly, then pinched Yang Tian.
Yang Tian is very thick-skinned. After such training, he is no longer the same scholarly Yang Tian used to be. He looked at Chen Bo and said, "Why don't you agree? If you don't agree, you should find one quickly? You can drink and punch!"
"Haha, boy, I won't fight you. You can drink wine. We each have a bowl. How about everyone doing it?" Chen Bo put the wine glass in his hand and suggested loudly.
"Drink it, I'm afraid of you? Then let's see who will fall down first!" When it comes to drinking, Yang Tian is really not afraid of him. Since his physical genes were transformed, wine is just a bowl of water for Yang Tian, and he can drink as much as he wants.
"Okay! Let's see who will lie down first today. I don't believe you, a scholar, and I can't drink you!" As Chen Bo said that, he found two small bowls for dinner, took out a bottle of Fujiang Daqu, and poured a bowl on one of them.
"Damn!" Yang Tian was so happy that he picked up the small bowl with one hand, and then yelled and poured it into his mouth.
The wine is still wine, and it will not change its own taste just because Yang Tian drinks it. The throat is so spicy that it feels very uncomfortable after a bowl of it. But he still smiled and looked at Chen Bo, meaning that I have finished drinking it, have you dried it too?
Chen Bo's eyes were wide open. He really didn't dare to think that Yang Tian had such a spirit. Yang Tian used to drink, but he didn't drink too much, and he could reach the top of his head if he had a cup or two. Why haven't this guy's "being" grown in a few years? This bowl is at least three taels in the afternoon, and he may not be able to withstand it for a long time.
"Hahaha..., Bo Ge is in a dilemma! You are looking for the wrong person when you are drinking with a guy. You don't know how much you drink now. That's a wine jar to describe it. If you are looking for him and you are not an old birthday star, do you think you have a long life!" Chen Jun stood far away and said with a laugh.
When everyone saw Chen Jun making a fuss, they burst into laughter. How fierce Yang Tian was drinking was? Not many people in the village knew about it. Chen Jun was one of them. In the Dragon Rack, he had seen Yang Tian’s fierceness in drinking. He and Wang Bing had 60 degrees of red star Erguotou. It was a bottle of bottles. Chen Bo was really looking for the wrong partner when he asked him to drink.
Seeing that something was wrong, Chen Bo cruelly drank the wine in his hand in one sip, then threw the bowl and ran out. Hearing Brother Dog, it would be better to withdraw quickly. It would be strange if he continued to drink this way and didn't explain it here. It seems that he had miscalculated, but he really miscalculated.
Everyone laughed again when they looked at Chen Bo's appearance. This guy was the master of the monkey spirit. He immediately retreated when he saw that the situation was wrong, and he retreated very cleanly. In just one or two minutes, the person ran away and disappeared.
There was nothing wrong with everyone in the afternoon, so it was allowed to play some small mahjong. As soon as Yang Tian sat on the mahjong table, Wukong ran over with a big bowl from somewhere. His bowl was not used to serve rice, but to hold money. He saw that the bowl was filled with 50 cents a piece.
Wukong can buy things, the whole village knows that this guy has great means to ask for money. As long as he knows, it will ask for it. No matter what people ask him to do, it is willing to do it. Of course, it is impossible to cheat it. A villager once asked Wukong to perform somersaults and say that he would have money to get it. At that time, Wukong believed it and tried hard to turn it over. Unexpectedly, after he had no money, he was still teased by the villagers. So the guy called his two brothers, Cangqiong and Chang'e. The villagers were in trouble now, and Hai Dongqing didn't use his claws to catch him directly. Instead, he picked up the small stones on the side of the road and flew in the air as bombs. The bombing made the villagers feel very embarrassed. In the end, due to the ferocity of the army and air force, he had to raise the banknotes and surrender.
During the Chinese New Year today, Yanyu went to the city to buy some clothes for Wukong and the others, so that several guys would look better. Wukong was wearing the big red clothes bought by Yanyu for him, standing next to Yang Tian without making a fuss, and his eyes were just constantly watching Yang Tian’s movements.
After four consecutive fights, Yang Tian also paid two of them to touch the fire, and four lost eight yuan. Since Yang Tian had no change, he took a few yuan in Wukong's bowl for everyone. The guy looked at Yang Tian's hand and was very obedient and didn't say anything. At that time, Yang Tian was still wondering if the guy suddenly changed his sex life and didn't call him with money. It was not until Yang Tian touched the fifth hand that everyone understood what Wukong meant. He jumped directly to the table, stretched out his claws and asked others to give him money.
When Yang Tian saw that this was fine, he quickly knocked on Wukong's head, carried it to the stool where he was sitting, and then said with a smile: "You are so crazy, and they don't give you money, why are you anxious? Don't jump around when you come back."
When Wukong heard this, he stopped. It kept screaming, and even imitating Yang Tian, knocking on Yang Tian's head. It seemed to be saying that you think I'm stupid! What if you don't give me the money?
"Hahaha... Xiaotian, this thing is just a monkey spirit. Look at it, it's not an animal! This is a very vivid child!" Uncle Chen Er from the village said with a laugh.
"By the way! Look at it, it looks smarter than a human. Wukong told Xiaotian not to hit you, we will lose some money to you!" Aunt Zhang next door also said with a smile.
It doesn't matter if this said, but it made Wukong so happy. It put the bowl directly into Yang Tian's hand, then drove Yang Tian away with its claws, and shouted as if saying, "Boss, please get out of the way, let me do it, I will definitely win their flowers."
"You really come!" Yang Tian was speechless when he saw Wukong's movements. This guy couldn't instigate him, and he would be stupid as soon as he instigated him. Can he know mahjong? It knows how to play it? It would be strange if it could really play mahjong. No one taught it, and there are not many people in the village playing mahjong now. Even if it watches it a few times, it will not be able to watch it!
"Come on, Xiaotian, sit aside and see if Wukong can do it. We won't cut its cards for the first ten cards!" Aunt Zhang was also interested when she saw Wukong's appearance. She wanted to see how elves Wukong was, whether she really knows how to play mahjong, or thinks this mahjong is fun.
"Yes! Xiaotian, please let Wukong play it. Let's see if this guy is a monkey spirit and see if it can play mahjong well!" Uncle Chen also smiled and said, "I have never seen the monkey playing cards before, so he just wanted to see how Wukong plays cards.
What happened on the table on Yang Tian’s side attracted everyone’s attention. Wukong was a living treasure in the village, a pistachio in the village. When he saw the little monkey playing cards, everyone put down what he was doing and surrounded the table to watch the strange thing.
When he started to take cards, Wukong had to ask Yang Tian to help him because his hands were not that long. Yang Tian was stunned by taking thirteen cards. The people around him were also stunned by holding four cards in their hands, one with three cards, one with one with a miscellaneous card. This is a rare place to see a card. You can play one card with a card. I don’t know if this is Wukong’s luck or Yang Tian’s luck.
Chongqing is so excited that Hu is so angry that he can't play cards, but he doesn't play bloody battles. He just keeps the necessary bars and flips and other things. He doesn't remind Wukong. He wants to see how high Wukong's IQ is and whether Wukong can play cards. At the same time, Yang Tian also wants to test Wukong to see what his expression will be without anyone helping him.
But this time it was destined to disappoint Yang Tian. Wukong kept tidying the cards with his hands, and then threw out the miscellaneous card casually, staring at the table with his eyes tightly. What's going on? Yang Tian and everyone were shocked. This... This is a real person playing cards. If it weren't for its appearance different from others, everyone would treat it as a human being.
The next Aunt Zhang didn't care about everyone's expression, but quickly came out a card. When his hand was off, Wukong shouted, and he quickly took out three identical ten thousand cards with both hands, then climbed onto the table and took the card directly over. Then he casually touched one behind, and another lever was touched, and continued to touch the card behind, and then another lever was taken up again. In the end, three consecutive lever cards were taken by Wukong, but it was so happy that he shouted and jumped on the stool, and patted its claws from time to time, as if he was very proud.
This time, Aunt Zhang and Uncle Chen were a little unable to sit still. They took 16 yuan for one leverage and 10 yuan for four leverage. Look at the last card in Wukong's hand. If this guy touched himself again, wouldn't every family have 32 yuan?
The villagers watching the game were also surprised. Is this a monkey scolding? You should know that since Yang Tian helped Wukong get good cards, no one has ever said a word next to it. Judging from its skillful appearance, everyone seriously doubted whether Yang Tian’s family played mahjong every night, specifically teaching this guy.
After a circle, Wukong did not get the cards he wanted. This guy was very anxious. He looked around and his claws were ready to flip the cards. Seeing that his actions were happening, Yang Tian quickly stopped him. He had to have a brand product to play cards. Even though you are a monkey, you can't break the rules of playing cards.
When Wukong was beaten, he seemed to know that he had made a mistake and shouldn't have flipped over the cards on the table. So he stood on the stool in a regular manner, waiting for everyone to play cards. After another round, Wukong finally got the cards it wanted. This time it did not make a fuss, but put the two cards on the table and held the bowl to start collecting money.
When Aunt Zhang saw Wukong coming to collect the money, she took out two yuan from under the tablecloth and threw it into its bowl. But then Wukong stopped doing it. Although it couldn't speak, its screams kept protesting. At this time, Nao Nao and Zhazha also flew to Yang Tian's shoulder and shouted: "Thirty-two, thirty-two, give money, give money."
There was no way, Aunt Zhang had to take out two twenty pieces from her body and throw them into Wukong's bowl. Wukong was also very sensible. After searching for a long time, he found two five pieces from the bowl and handed them to Aunt Zhang, and then walked towards Uncle Chen Er.
"Xiaotian, what kind of pets do you have? One or two are so smart. They are proficient in playing mahjong and making accounts. Now I don't dare to confirm whether they are animals." Aunt Zhang looked at the two fives in her hand and said loudly.
"I don't know this...I don't know this. No one teaches it to play cards normally, and I don't know where it learned it!" Yang Tian touched his head and said embarrassedly.
"Xiaotian, do you think it was learned online?" At this time, his sister-in-law Zhang Lan asked indecisively.
"What's going on?" Online? Yang Tian and Yanyu rarely go online. They also watch the news and TV. How could they be online? Yang Tian asked in confusion.
"What's going on? It's not that your elder brother likes to play QQ mahjong these days. I saw Wukong watching behind him several times. Do you think Wukong usually watches your elder brother play QQ mahjong, and then watches people in the village playing cards, and he learned it?" Sister-in-law Zhang Lan explained.
"What? Brother is playing QQ mahjong, let's look at this guy later? Brother is teaching Wukong badly? The little monkey is already an elf and learns things very quickly. If it is really as your sister-in-law said, I don't think this is impossible!" Yang Tian guessed.
Chapter completed!