This book was scrapped, this is an indisputable fact.

Of course, this book will tell the story well no matter what, and it will not be unfinished or eunuch.

Below I’ll post a few different openings I wrote during this period. Let’s see which one you like more. If you like which version you like, just leave a message. Or if you don’t like it, you can just say it.

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Version 1:

Shen Yanyong lazily leaned on the sofa, leaning on his left elbow and resting his right elbow on his bent knees. He shook the wine glass gently in his hand, although his eyes were looking at Gu Meibo, the courtesan of Cuiyun Tower, who was playing the pipa on the stage. , but the focus of his eyes was obviously not on Gu Meibo.

At the end of the song, the busty old madam stood up. First she cried and talked about how she had raised Gu Meibo as her own daughter, and how reluctant she was to leave her now that her daughter was out of the palace to welcome guests. Xing Qing's tears even washed out two ditches of the thick powder on his face.

Immediately afterwards, the old madam changed her voice and said that her daughter has been proficient in playing piano, chess, calligraphy and painting since she was a child. She admires scholars the most, and she is not the kind of layman who only has money in her eyes. Thinking of all of you here today Nobles are all talented and knowledgeable people, so you might as well write two poems within the time of one stick of incense, and the quality of the poems will determine who will be the final guest.

Ana Shen secretly thought something interesting.

The old bustards of later generations like to talk nonsense about how they are good at playing piano, chess, calligraphy and painting.

In fact, there is no difference between the two. They are just for the sake of selling at a high price. If someone writes two outstanding poems and songs for Gu Meibo today, then Gu Meibo's net worth will naturally rise, and the price of his appearance will be higher in the future. Madam I also make more money.

It's just hard for this old madam, and I don't know how much ginger juice she had to apply to cry so sincerely.

But what does this have to do with me? I am just a time-traveler with no system, no plug-ins, and no grandfather. In addition to the knowledge in my head, even the clothes on my body and the few Kaiyuan coins I threw to the boy Tongbao was "borrowed" from Hu Shang.

If you can't find a way to sell a few poems in this brothel to get the first pot of gold, then tomorrow you will have to go hungry and go to Hu Shang to "borrow money". The only thing you want to do is to make Li Er. Something more difficult.

Thinking of this, Ana Shen couldn't help but sigh secretly, sat up straight, picked up a pen and wrote a poem, handed it to the boy waiting next to him, and then returned to the extremely lazy look just now, which made the boy feel anxious. Disdainful.

These scholars are like this. They obviously don’t have many big guys in their hands, but they have to show off their wealth when giving rewards. They obviously compete with each other in playing various tricks, but before entering the scene, they have to show off. He likes to act like a dismissive sage.

To put it simply, he is poor and likes to pretend.

It was not just the boy who had the same hidden disdain in his heart, but also the other scholars in the lobby who started writing as soon as they picked up their pens and handed them to the boy after they finished writing. This kind of quick behavior not only offended the beauty, but also undermined the knowledge. Blasphemy.

Amidst the gentle buzzing sound, Gu Meibo, who had already picked up the pipa and was about to sing a poem, suddenly froze.

The handwriting of the Xiao Ling on the right is thin and vigorous, even thin without losing its flesh, and there is still a third of agility in the grace and grace. The writing style of the poem on the left is completely different from that of the Xiao Ling on the right. In addition to the three points of being steady and thick, there is also a seventh of it. The doors are wide open and closed, and it looks like a general commanding thousands of armies is about to order troops to go out for battle. The majestic and unyielding man is vividly displayed on the page.

A piece of paper, a poem, two completely different styles? Look carefully at the poem, Gu Meibo, a female literary youth who has been studying piano, chess, calligraphy and painting since she was a child, suddenly felt that her cheeks were a bit... The child was so hot that all the strength in his body disappeared without a trace.

After whispering a few instructions to the maid next to her, the maid straightened up and said loudly: "My young lady would like to have a chat with Mr. Wannian Shen. At the same time, she would also like to thank all the distinguished ladies for coming. There will also be guests from Cuiyun Tower later. Singing and dancing for everyone to enjoy.”

"Wait a minute."

A young man in a brocade robe stood up, looked at Gu Meibo on the stage and said: "Miss Gu is leaving the cabinet for the first time today. It is said that who she chooses to be the guest of honor is her own business, so Xiao Ke shouldn't comment too much."

"However," the young master's voice changed, and he continued: "Since Miss Gu has chosen Mr. Shen as the guest of honor, I think Mr. Shen must have real talent and learning. Why doesn't Miss Gu use Mr. Shen's masterpieces as a guest? If you sing it, can you let me learn from it?"

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Version 2:

If a fool who failed to travel through time to become an emperor, a landlord, or even a son-in-law became a beggar, how should he make the first pot of gold while ensuring his own survival?

Most people may choose to work or engage in inventions and creations, trying to make their first pot of gold by relying on technologies such as salt production, glass, perfume, and curved shaft plows. Others may choose to join the military to gain military glory and climb up the ladder step by step. .

But in Shen Hao's view, these methods are actually a bit nonsense.

There is basically no difference between working in ancient times and selling yourself as a slave. Not only does it mean that you will be a slave for the rest of your life, it will probably involve your children and grandchildren as well. Don't overestimate the influence of the ancient government and household registration system. Protection of human rights.

Trying to make inventions such as salt, glass, perfume, and the plow is obviously not very reliable. After all, they are all dressed as beggars. Even if they make so many inventions, they may not be able to hold on.

As for joining the army... In addition to being a coward, the first requirement for joining the army in the past dynasties is that he comes from a good family and must be brave and powerful. Not to mention whether a beggar can be regarded as a good family man, even if he can, he will probably not meet the standard of bravery and strength. , joining the army will most likely mean seeking death.

The most reliable option would be to "borrow" a clean set of clothes like Shen Hao is doing now.

Yes, Shen Hao is the time traveler who failed to transform into an emperor or the stupid son of a landlord. His colleagues at the Qidian Orphanage sent him to the fifth year of Zhenguan due to work mistakes. His identity is that he has no system, no plug-ins, and no grandfather. beggar.

After experiencing the pain of being unable to respond to the sky and the earth, and carefully reviewing the knowledge he had learned at the Qidian Orphanage, Shen Hao learned the hard way and went directly to Chang'an City to "borrow" it from Hu Shang. Wearing clean clothes, he "borrowed" some Kaiyuan Tongbao and silver coins from a Hu merchant on the streets of Dongshi.

The reason why I borrowed it from Hu Shang was because even if they reported it to the official, most likely no one would accept it, and even if they did, no one would take it seriously.

After waiting for a few days and confirming that there was no news, Shen Hao sat majestically in the brothel in Pingkangfang, enjoying the service of the turtle slaves while patiently waiting for the oiran to appear.

Shen Hao wants to make the first pot of gold in the brothel, and then rebel against Li Er.

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Version 3:

"Knock Rima!"

Shen Hao suddenly woke up and lay there like a salted fish that couldn't turn over. After being silent for a long time, he suddenly cursed inexplicably like a lunatic. He didn't know who he was scolding.

Shen Hao didn’t know who to scold.

Forget about the inexplicable time travel, but what about the system? Where about the super powers? Where is the portable grandpa? Where is my golden finger? The system that I have been calling for a long time in my heart has not shown its face, and the grandpa who has been calling for a long time has not shown up. I tried several times but couldn't sense anything like fighting spirit, true energy, vitality, etc. In the end I just managed to hold in a fart.

This is good, people who have traveled through time will either be Dou Di or Emperor, no matter how bad they are, they can also be princes or something like that. All kinds of girls are crying and shouting and jumping up, but when it is their turn, they don’t have any feathers, and they are so special Then I traveled to a ruined temple in a deserted mountain.

How dilapidated is this temple? The roof is gone, the walls are gone, the statues, altars, incense burners and other things are gone. There are still some mounds of earth left, and the bricks and tiles were taken away by some evil person. The smoking one was moved away, and even the so-called "bed" where Shen Hao sleeps now is just a pile of weeds.

Look at the night sky above your head that has begun to turn white, the pile of weeds underneath you that serves as a bed, and the weeds covering your body. Then you raise your hand and look at the small, thin arms in front of you that are obviously that of a child, and the arms that look like tattered rags. Generally speaking, Shen Hao felt particularly desperate for coarse clothes that were so worn that a thief would cry when he saw them.

Shen Hao is not Xiao Jian, so he doesn't like this kind of life where the sky is the quilt and the earth is the bed, and he can look at the stars and the moon when he raises his head. For Shen Hao, he has traveled to this ruined temple where he looks up at the stars and the moon. It's even better to travel to a bandit's den. If you travel to a bandit's den, you still have hope of living. If you encounter the plot in Xiao Rong's book again, you will immediately reach the peak of your life.

In reality, there are apples but no ifs. Shen Hao could not time travel to become an emperor or prince, nor could he time travel to become a landlord's silly son. He could not even time travel to a bandit's den. Instead, there was a gentle but not pleasant gurgling sound in his stomach. Remind him that he must fill his stomach quickly, otherwise he will experience burning hunger later.

After searching for a long time with his body almost falling apart, Shen Hao finally found a stream near the ruined temple. After taking a few sips of river water, he was able to calm his stomach that was about to rebel.

After scooping up the stream water, washing his face, and spitting into the river, Shen Hao finally made a difficult decision.

rebel!

What is reflected in the stream is a face that is barely handsome. He looks like a child of fourteen or fifteen years old. Dirty hair is scattered on his head. It is not known how long it has not been washed. , the ancient-style clothes on his body were even more dirty, as if they were pieced together from pieces of rags and hung on his body.

This is just a child of fourteen or fifteen years old. In future generations, he will be the flower of the country. Now even the flower of the country has become like this bear and is about to starve to death. What does this mean? This shows the incompetence of the government. , it shows the emperor's incompetence. If he doesn't rebel, should he keep this bitch for the New Year?

As an online writer who has studied high school politics and history, read five volumes of dragon-slaying secrets in order to code words, taught himself the local method of refining all things, and is proficient in the Eighteen Black Dragon Hands, Shen Hao feels that even if it is nothing, it is bullshit. Even if the system has cheats or other cheats, you will still have enough capital to rebel.

First, go down the mountain and find a way to get money. When you get the money, you buy land. After buying the land, you buy slaves. After buying the slaves, you quietly adopt orphans. After adopting a group of orphans, you train soldiers and build guns and cannons, and then rebel.

Shen Hao thought about it, money matters are easy to deal with. If you can copy poems, copy poems. If you can't copy poems, pretend to be a monk first to defraud. If it doesn't work, just imitate the heroes of the forest, first rob other people's wealth and help your own poverty. .

To rebel, you don't need to have the skills.

But before rebelling, I have to find a way to fill my damn body. I don’t know what’s going on, but it’s quite hungry anyway.

Being hungry does not mean that I can withstand hunger, but I just felt hungry again not long after I had a protein meal of crispy chicken flavor in the woods.

Shen Hao, who was completely hungry and anxious, was like a locust, destroying this small forest. Except for jackals, tigers, leopards and wild boars that he did not dare to provoke at the moment, Shen Hao basically kept all the food he could eat. within the range of recipes.

After finally feeling full, Shen Hao once again thought about going down the mountain to rebel while identifying the direction.

It is definitely not possible to stay in the mountains all the time. The mountains and forests in ancient times have never been a kind place. In addition to the wolves, tigers and leopards that like to eat human flesh, there may also be strong men who occupy the mountains and become kings, and they will shout out the classic phrase at every turn. I opened this road, I opened this tree.

But it is not that easy to go down the mountain and rebel.

The biggest problem is how to obtain a legal identity.

Most ordinary people in later generations are accustomed to speaking Mandarin, and the language habits in ancient times are likely to be different from those in later generations. The language barrier alone is not easy to pass. Even if you can barely pass it, you will have to face the problem of household registration. .

Don’t even think about pretending to be a refugee to find government assistance or work for others, because the ancient household registration system was far more stringent than that of later generations. If a person does not have an identity certificate recognized by the government, the most likely thing is that he will not be accepted by the government. Instead, they are regarded as escaped slaves, and most ordinary people do not dare to take the risk of breaking the law to take in refugees of unknown origin.

Under normal circumstances, a person who does not have household registration and is regarded as a runaway slave will be dealt with in the past dynasties by basically giving the person a slap in the face and "returning the property to the original owner", or directly being dealt with separately by the government.

To put it simply, if you travel through time and do not have a household registration, then the most likely possibility is not to become a successful person, but to go from having no household registration to a low-level registration. Even if you are lucky enough to marry a daughter-in-law, all your future children and grandchildren will also have a low-level registration.

Of course, this was excepted during the reign of the slave mites, because the "Fugitives Law" of the slave mites directly stipulated that "fugitive slaves should be executed immediately after capturing them", and there was no chance of survival.

Therefore, the existence of those girls who wear clean clothes and send pussy is extremely unreasonable. They underestimate the ferocity of slave mites!

"I hope you can protect me."

After gathering the soil into a pile, he used three straw sticks as incense and stuck them on the mound. Shen Hao clasped his hands together and bowed to the mound, muttering: "Although you, you bitch, made me travel through time, look at Since we are all colleagues at the Qidian Orphanage, I don’t blame you. I just ask that you please help me make things right with the rhetoric I made up.”

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Version 4:

I showed my cards and stopped pretending.

I'm not from this world, so there's no need to care... I'm sorry, I'm being biased.

The correct statement should be: I am not a native of this world, but a traveler.

Generally in our online literature circle, things like time travel are usually blamed on wormholes. Of course, they are also blamed on aliens, and the forms of time travel are even more diverse, such as soul traveling, wearing clothes, etc. The methods of cross-dressing and time-traveling include but are not limited to defecating, crashing a car, jumping off a cliff, falling into the water, etc. Even if you want to rely on the gods, there is no problem. The gods will not stand up to contradict you anyway.

But I'm different.

As a literate internet literature writer, my definition of time travel is the collapse and entanglement of two quantum particles in different time and space and different dimensions due to some uncertain reasons, which is why soul time travel was created because it makes me appear to be more powerful than ordinary people. The author is more educated. As for why quantum particles in different dimensions of time and space are entangled, that is a question that scientists should study. Anyway, with my IQ of about 85, I definitely cannot think about such a profound issue.

You ask me how I discovered that I traveled through time?

How simple it is. Suppose, like me, you find that the original camouflage uniform on your body has turned into a torn and dirty rag, the military boots under your feet have completely disappeared, and the arms that were originally muscular are as thin as a stick. , the angular face has turned into the appearance of another child you have never known, and there is not even a dog stick in hand except a broken bowl. I believe you can realize like me that you have traveled through time, and Or he traveled through time and became a little beggar.

This is a very irritating thing. You see, some people have traveled through time and become emperors, some have become princes, and some have become stupid sons of landlords. No matter how unlucky they are, they can become a son-in-law or something like that. How come it’s my turn to time travel? Have you become a little beggar?

Of course, there is nothing wrong with traveling through time and becoming a beggar, because traveling through time as a beggar also means infinite possibilities for the future.

As I said just now, I traveled through time and became a little beggar, penniless and with a broken bowl in hand. It looked really miserable.

But what if my surname is Zhu? Then I just need to find a temple to become a monk, and then when I am 24 years old, someone will falsely accuse me of being a rebel, and then find a boss who is willing to marry his daughter to me, and then I can slowly He has reached the pinnacle of his life.

It's a pity that my surname is not Zhu.

But that doesn't stop me from wanting to rebel.

As everyone knows, I used to be a well-known online writer before I traveled through time.

Although I am basically good for nothing except being handsome, it should be noted that this does not affect the fact that I am an online writer, which means that I am particularly knowledgeable and talented.

Don’t doubt that every online writer is almost as untidy, slovenly, dull-eyed, and pale as I am, but we are all equally knowledgeable, and I have also carefully studied the five volumes of dragon-slaying secrets, and am proficient in folklore.

The law refines all things and has studied the militia manual.

With the blessing of Grandpa Taizu, I believe I can set off a vigorous rebellion in any dynasty.

The only question now is, how can I fill my rebellious belly before I launch a vigorous rebellious movement?

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Chapter completed!