Chapter 32 Throwing par? Winning the car!
"The old man still has a daughter in his family. She is only 28 years old. Although she is rich in wealth, she can be considered a virtuous and virtuous woman. I wonder if she can always be by your side..."
Zhao Huan looked at Mr. Lin in confusion.
Now that you have given away your son, you are also giving away your daughter?
No, you are an old man who is called a gentry at best and a rich man at worst. How did you get so much drama?
"This matter, I don't really mean what I said."
In public, it was difficult for Zhao Huan to directly agree, let alone refuse directly.
If he agreed directly, wouldn't he become the Emperor Renzong who was scolded by Taijun She as a coquettish god in "Yang Bajie's Spring Outing"?
But if you refuse directly, wouldn't it hurt the hearts of the people? There are so many people around watching.
But it is certain that it has nothing to do with Pu Liuzhi, because Zhao Huan has never been lustful.
"Everything in the palace has its own customs. Empress Dowager Longyou and the empress have the final say. It is not in my power to interfere."
Zhao Huan casually threw the pot at Empress Dowager Meng and Empress Zhu, and Zhao Huan suddenly felt a little more relaxed: "However, Master Lin and the people of Taiyuan are so caring, I can see it, and I will remember it." heart.
Of course, just saying that you keep it in mind is all false. I won’t do that. I’ll give you something practical.”
After finishing speaking, Zhao Huan stood up again and said loudly: "Anyone who donates money or food, no matter how much, will be paid back to the people in double. Anyone who joins the army to help the war will be rewarded with ten coins, and will be rewarded with military merits and pensions." Implementation of military standards.
In addition, no matter who donates money or food, or joins the army to help in the war, they will be exempted from five years of corvee service, and will be honored with a plaque. I will write it personally!"
Mr. Lin suddenly felt a little regretful.
It's a good thing to get double the money and food donated, and it's even better among the good things to have a plaque of "Glorious Family" written by a government official. However, I feel a little empty in my heart, and there are always some flaws. Feel.
Seeing that Mr. Lin was about to say something else, Zhang Xiaochun quickly interrupted: "My lord, please ask the officials to inspect Taiyuan so that the people of Taiyuan can see the beauty of the sky!"
Don't talk about it any more. Your daughter's force value is so high that she can beat her six brothers into dogs. She is affectionately called "Rouge Tiger" by her six brothers. So much so that she is not married yet. This I have heard her six brothers say this several times in the past few days!
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There is no winning car.
The late spring cold had not passed yet, and apart from some dried fruit preserves that had been stored for a long time, there were no fresh fruits in the entire Taiyuan city. Therefore, Zhao Huan traveled around the city, but there was not a single fruit in the car.
We collected a lot of small items such as handkerchiefs.
But Zhao Huan didn't feel very happy when he returned to Taiyuan government office, and even ordered Wu Xin to take all these things and seal them away——
Who would have thought that these little ladies in the Song Dynasty would be so bold as to throw handkerchiefs and other things into the car they were in in broad daylight?
Forget about throwing the handkerchief, whose tough wife also threw her bellyband?
There are more than one or two!
How will it be recorded in history books?
"In the first year of Jingkang, the emperor personally conquered and won a great victory. When he visited Taiyuan, many women threw handkerchiefs and bellybands, and the carriages were full..."
Zhao Huan glanced angrily at Wang Zhen and Zhang Xiaochun who wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh. Zhao Huan's face darkened and he said, "What, it's funny?"
"I'm sorry!"
Wang Zhen and Zhang Xiaochun both bowed to apologize, but the way they shrugged their shoulders was clearly trying to hold back their smiles——
It’s really funny how the official’s face is blurred by the red bellyband!
Zhao Huan also laughed angrily.
At the beginning, the scene in the entire Taiyuan City was still very normal. After the rewards for the people of Taiyuan were announced, the entire Taiyuan City cheered. No matter how you look at it, it is a good scene where the king and the people are enjoying themselves.
However, as Zhao Huan began to patrol the city, the entire painting style suddenly changed——
Before the founding of Neo-Confucianism in the Qing Dynasty, women in the Central Plains Hall could not only go out and play openly, but also express their love for the boys they liked. During the Southern Dynasties, Liu Yiqing of the Song Dynasty once wrote in "Shishuo Xinyu·Rong Zhi"
There are records.
"Pan Yuemiao has a beautiful face and a good expression. When he was young, he was thrown out of Luoyang Road. Every woman who met him would join hands and hug him. Zuo Taichong was extremely ugly, and he also laughed at Yue Youyou. So all the women spat together and were exhausted.
And return."
Liu Xiao quoted from "Yu Lin": "Anren is so beautiful that every time he walks, the old woman throws the fruit into the cart."
The translation is that Pan An, a spirited young man, is handsome. Not only do a lot of young girls come to hold his hand when he goes out, but there are also old women throwing fruits into his car. He often takes a car with him when he goes out.
Spend money on fruit and go home.
Zuo Taichong was ugly. Not only did he have no fans when he went out, but he also had no fruits. Instead, he only had spit and saliva, so he was very unhappy every time he came home.
This fully illustrates the yearning for beautiful things hidden in human genes: handsome young men will be attracted by a large number of girls and wives from ancient times to the present, but no one will be attracted by you.
It means you are not handsome enough.
Zhao Huan felt that he might as well be uglier, at least he wouldn't be thrown handkerchiefs and other things in the street by these little fans of Song Dynasty, and he wouldn't have the bad thing like being confused by his bellyband today.
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"Tell me, Wanyan Zonghan's army has retreated. It will take another two or three days for the Jingguan to be built. Do you have any plans for the next step?"
Seeing that Wang Zhen and Zhang Xiaochun were having a hard time holding back their laughter, Zhao Huan could only start to change the topic.
After looking at each other at Wang Zhen, Zhang Xiaochun bowed and said: "I am going to report to the officials. I think that although the Jin soldiers have retreated, Wanyan Zonghan will definitely not give up, let alone give up, and he may come back at some time.
Therefore, not only Taiyuan, but also Zhending, Hejian and other places, because they are all facing the strong points of the Jin soldiers, should strengthen their defenses, and at the same time, they should also be prepared for the people to have no harvest after the war breaks out."
Zhao Huan nodded and looked at Zhang Xiaochun with a strange look——
Why are you laughing when you say you are fine? If you hadn't smiled just now, based on these few words of yours, I would have let you enter the court, or even make you the Young Master, and train you to be the Dazai from now on?
Zhang Xiaochun was a little embarrassed when Zhao Huan looked at him, so he couldn't help but bow and said: "Official family?"
"The people's harvest will not be affected, Aiqing can rest assured."
Although Zhang Xiaochun's business ability is much better than that of Li Gang and others, and although this person has talents as a prime minister and assistant, who made him laugh?
Zhao Huan was so magnanimous that he did not even pursue Zhang Xiaochun's crime of slandering him just now, but continued to study Wanyan Zonghan.
"It's Wan Wan who should worry about the people's lack of harvest, not me."
Seeing Zhang Xiaochun and Wang Zhen looking confused, Zhao Huan smiled again and said: "The invaders can go, and I can go too!
If he dares to bring troops with his last name, why don't I dare to bring troops? When the time comes, the army will go straight to Xijin Mansion, and the war will start in the Kingdom of Jin, what do the people of Song Dynasty have to worry about?"
Wang Zhen was so excited by Zhao Huan's words that he immediately bowed and said: "My lord, please be the pioneer of the official family!"
"Officials think twice!"
Zhang Xiaochun bowed and said: "Xijin Mansion is the Nanjing of the Jin Kingdom. Going west to Datong is the Xijing of the Jin Kingdom. After crossing the Luanhe River, it is the Zhongjing of the Jin Kingdom. Further north, Linhuang Mansion is the upper capital. Once
When the official soldiers entered Xijin Mansion, it was a situation where they were faced with enemies on three sides.
However, our Song Dynasty lacks horses, and even more cavalry that can fight with the Jin soldiers in the field. When the official soldiers enter Xijin Mansion, how can we ensure the food route? Even if we can provide food to the enemy, how can we ensure the supply of arrows, palm thunder, etc.
?”
"Hejian Mansion is the land of my Song Dynasty."
Zhao Huan smiled extremely happily: "Those with the surname Wan can go south along the Yellow River, and I can naturally go north along the Yellow River. This is one of them."
Secondly, the Jin soldiers are good at field warfare but not good at water warfare. I can seize a piece of land to build a city on the seaside not far from Lijin Mansion and take supplies by sea."
"But where is the boat?"
Zhang Xiaochun asked back: "The emperor banned the sea and once burned the Mulan boat and the merchant ships. Small ships are not enough to transport grain, grass and supplies. Even if the government seizes a land to build a capital, how will they rely on supplies? Temporary shipbuilding
, it will take several months or even a year at the earliest. Jin Bing may not wait for the officials to build the ship?"
Zhao Huan's face darkened at a speed visible to the naked eye.
It’s not because Zhang Xiaochun’s series of rhetorical questions embarrassed him, but because Zhao! Ji! Xiang!
This cargo made a southern tour at the end of the seventh year of Xuanhe. When he came back, he took the Kangji and Tongji, which were as far as the Mulanpi Kingdom (i.e. the Mulabite Kingdom in West Africa) on the chart, and the Kangji.
The Mulan boat, which was bigger than the Tongji boat, and the Wanliu boat, which could only go along the coast, all were smashed and prepared to be chopped up and burned!
In addition, this sand sculpture not only smashed and burned ships, but also dismissed all the shipbuilding craftsmen. In addition, it also banned the sea!
The key is, you are an official of the Song Dynasty, and you are not the ancestor of the slaves. The Song Dynasty is a small court system, not a slave-owner system of the slaves. The Gao Qiu Tongguan Li Bangyan you raise is
Those things are not as good as Yao Qisheng, who was raised as a slave. Why are you trying to learn from others?
He didn't have enough to eat, he couldn't do anything, and Zhao Jixiang, who was the number one in internal fighting, was not successful in playing the forbidden sea. So after Wanyan Gou went south to establish a small court, he became a dead dog, and Qin Hui was counted out when he opened the sea.
Officials compete with the people for profit.
It can be said without politeness that none of the prodigal sons of Tianzihao can be defeated by him, Zhao Jixiang!
The reason why Zhao Jixiang, this idiot, did this series of tricks is because when he was on his southern tour, he heard someone scolding him for being a dogecoin basket and running away without a fight, so he felt that maritime merchants were not worthy
If it is under control, it would be better to simply ban it and save trouble.
Just like Fang La's rebellion, Zhao Jixiang, a bastard, carried out massacres in Jiangnan, thinking that if everyone was killed, naturally no one would rebel...
What a perfect one-size-fits-all! What a refreshing and refined divine logic!
Zhao Huan felt that this sand sculpture did not look like the official family of the Song Dynasty, but more like the twelve emperors who established slaves and ceded land to pay compensation for generations, and more like an old witch who would rather be with friends than with domestic slaves!
"Also, I have something else to say, I don't know whether I should say it or not?"
Just when Zhao Huan was thinking about how to torment Zhao Jixiang, Zhang Xiaochun bowed and said: "The trouble of Jin soldiers lies in their brothers and feet..."
Chapter completed!