640 Captain wants to tell a story(1/2)
As soon as Liu Fuwang finished his worship, Liu Zaihou and Liu Zaide arrived.
Behind them are all men following the family.
The two bowls also contained pig's mouth, pig's tail, and chicken head, next to the bowl that Liu Fuwang put.
Liu Chunlai followed him and worshiped him again.
Liu Fuwang started burning paper money for his ancestors in a large iron pot on the side.
Only then did Liu Chunlai realize that the straw paper his father asked him to come over was actually valuable...
"This is good. What money did the ancestors use to print it underground? They were like opening a money shop... I just don't know what to do if they burn so much and print too much, what should I do if I expand..."
This made both Master Liu Ba and Liu Fuwang knocked Captain Liu in the head with cigarette rods.
...
"Eighth Patriarchs, no one will come to worship me, I will have to..."
Master Liu Ba did not answer him.
Because the Liu family who came over one after another confirmed Liu Chunlai's speculation.
He got up at first.
Later, I simply knelt there, too much trouble standing up and kneeling again.
At the end, I just nodded...
It was just dawn and all the tables were filled with bowls.
That was a tribute brought by all the families of the Liu family.
There is no pig slaughter at home, but there is a chicken head. No matter how bad it is, it has a piece of fat meat the size of a palm.
Almost everyone says that when worshiping, they say that there are bumper grains and prosperous animals...
Liu Chunlai has seen the ability of the Liu family to deceive ghosts.
Isn't this lies with open eyes?
In the end, he was powerless to complain.
When I knelt until the end, my legs were numb...
"After going back to the New Year, come here quickly and don't let those who wish you New Year's greetings go for more."
"Really come? Can you ask for leave?" Liu Chunlai was shocked!
"Brother Chunlai, don't worry, that medicine works, but you have to pay attention. Some things are addicted to, but medicine stones are useless. Medicine stones can only treat the body, but cannot treat the psychology..." Liu Jiuwa looked serious.
He could see that Liu Chunlai was really weak.
When he said that, he had to grab Liu Chunlai's wrist and take his pulse.
Liu Chunlai opened his hand.
"Brother Jiu, do you believe it too?"
"I didn't believe it at first, but today I have to believe it, judging by your posture. I stand in a stance every day, practice boxing every day, and don't leak essence. In this way, you won't be so tired..." Liu Jiuwa looked serious, "The masts and oars are gone, brothers Chunlai!"
Liu Chun looked at Liu Jiuwa, "Brother Jiu, I have a story that I want to tell you."
"Spring is coming, what story, let me listen to it!" Master Liu Ba was interested, "Yesterday, the kid from Qianshan came back to talk about the poem about the 28th Beauty, and I thought this was wrong..."
Liu Chunlai almost fell like this!
Yesterday I just teased Qianshan and said that I was repeatedly exploited by two women...
As a result, Mr. Liu Ba was waiting here.
Even if he is an elder!
Liu Chunlai also has to tell this story.
Of course, I dare not say that it was telling a story to Mr. Liu Ba, because this story is just a swearing person.
Liu Jiuwa looked at Liu Chunlai with disdain, "What else can you say except "Jin Ping Mei"?"
Brother Jiu’s opinion, Liu Chunlai’s dog said that he was because he watched too much of "Jin Ping Mei" and he couldn’t control himself in the end, and then...
"In ancient times, a merchant went into Sichuan and got ramie, wheat, oranges, animal skins and other things, and returned to the Jialing River. Half a boat trip, he met the bandits. The boatman was very anxious and took the merchant gold and silver to the bandits and was rescued. The boatman asked for credit and asked the merchant: 'Now I met the bandits, I am flexibly and flexible, and I have given a small amount of gold and silver to ensure safety. I don't know if the guest officials can get a prize?" The merchant was angry and scolded: 'The goods are worth only thirty gold. You offer me 300 gold, and I only have oranges, marijuana, wheat, and skin. I don't know whether to be awarded or not?'"
Liu Jiuwa was confused when he heard this.
Don’t talk about “Jin Ping Mei”?
Master Liu Ba looked at Liu Chunlai with a strange look on his face.
The dog said, the level of cursing has reached this level!
At first, Master Liu Ba didn't understand it. It was not until the words "jujube, ma, ma, and pi" that he understood it.
Dog said!
At least, Mr. Liu Ba believes that he cannot do this.
He can curse without swearing.
Liu Chunlai is so vulgar, but she is wearing a gentle and elegant outer skin!
"Master Eighth Master, what does Chunlai mean?" Secretary Liu's educational level is just a night school literacy class.
For such literary genius, you can't understand it.
"Fuwang, don't ask about this matter. Dogs say that spring comes, and they don't even have dirty words to curse! I used to think that he had been studying in dogs in these seven years in high school! These seven years in high school have not been in vain!"
Master Liu Ba pinched his long beard with a look of approval.
"Eighth Patriarchs, I can't get through these seven years of high school, right?" Liu Chunlai suddenly became angry.
"No! No! The Three Character Classic says: Su Laoquan, twenty-seven, started to work hard and read books; if Liang Hao, eighty-two, was against the court, Kuituoshi... I have a young man who has been in spring, and I have been in high school for seven years..."
Mr. Liu Ba's words made Liu Chunlai want to tell stories again.
In the end, he ignored them and turned around and left.
"Fuwang, the medicine that comes from spring cannot be stopped! Although I don't take medicine on the first day, I can't be in a hurry... Young people don't know how powerful..." Master Liu Ba called out to Liu Fuwang who was about to go out, and told him with a sad look on his face.
Liu Fuwang naturally knew, "Master Eighth Master, don't worry, Chunlai is not only the flagbearer of the Liu family, but also my Liu Fuwang's son..."
That tone was extremely solemn.
Liu Chunlai, who had just walked outside, almost spit out an old blood and died!
I can't help but feel sad.
These people have too much brain supplement level.
It seems that's true.
But I have no way to explain it myself.
You are the victim!
No matter who, I didn’t have much rest for two consecutive days, and was squeezed by two women, and I could jump around and jump around?
Do you really think it’s just writing about the Internet, but one by one, the ten women in Ye Yu didn’t waste any energy, but instead they were fierce?
That's the flower-picking thief!
"By the way, spring is coming, you have to remember that there are only exhausted cows, and no one can plow the broken fields..."
Mr. Liu Ba's advice came from behind.
Captain Liu staggered and almost returned to his position.
However, thinking that the young short-lived ghost could not enter the ancestral hall, so he finally held on and did not fall down.
"Eighth Patriarchs, there is no land to plow in spring, so the air is plowing every day..." Liu Jiuwa is also a reckless person.
"Aren't you afraid that my ancestors will come out of the spirit card?"
Liu Chunlai stood at the door and waited for them to come out before asking with a dark face.
The few people then changed their faces and hurriedly looked back.
Fortunately, my grandfather didn't climb out.
...
"Dad, you have been a team leader and branch secretary for decades, so why don't these rules be changed?"
On the way back, Liu Chun came to ask Liu Fuwang.
The rules for the Old Liu family to worship their ancestors were too harsh for him.
In the morning, all the ancestors and grandchildren were placed in the ancestral hall.
Not only that, after worshiping, I also have to go to the grave of every ancestor who is directly in my family to burn paper money or something.
Fortunately, this kind of thing doesn’t seem like in a ancestral hall, where both Liu Xue and Qiu Ju can do it.
"If you change it again, it will be gone..."
To be continued...