Chapter 1717: The best good is like suffering on water, the bad is suffering, ask my friend for a sacrifice show

Humanoid dog...

The five realms were all silent, and everyone was frightened when they heard it.

At first, everyone didn’t understand why Zhu Yiyi had to be counted after coming out, and after counting, he had to open the bag.

The ingenious plan actually contains nothing, but Zhu Yiyi...

Tell stories?

At the beginning of the story, as soon as the words "There is a beast" came out, some people had a bad premonition.

So cool!

It's a moment that attracts everyone's attention, and everyone is waiting for the battle.

How about you, shaking your head and saying "There is a beast" to everyone?

But "beast" is connected to "shou". At first, everyone thought that Master Shou wanted to boast in public - borrowing Zhu Yiyi's mouth, it was also his mouth, it was the same!

But then, after listening to the whole article... no, even just hearing the last few sentences, some people's expressions changed drastically.

Where is this bragging?

This is absolutely insinuation!

On the surface, it seems that the whole article is describing some kind of humanoid dog beast - not even the word "dog" appears. As everyone listened, they got the concept of "dog".

In fact, after listening to it, everyone already knew it.

Humanoid canine beast, doesn’t that mean “loving dogs”!”

"Isn't his clairvoyant eye the eye of the great road?"

"Since it keeps shooting, isn't it the scene when the arrow of the sinful bow is released?"

"Wrapped in black cloth, doesn't it refer to the black cloth wrapped around Ai Cangsheng's legs?"

"You like to tie yourself up, but it's inappropriate to criticize the limitations of the emperor's magic. Do you like to tie yourself up first, just for the pleasure of the moment of release?"

How terrible!

When the image of Zhu Yiyi, who had no taboos and read everything in the missionary mirror, came across, the five realms finally understood what "foolish people are blessed with foolishness"...

Oh, no, those who don’t know are fearless!

He really dared to recite it, the preaching mirror was trembling, Feng Xiaoshuang even trembled when he heard it, he didn't realize that something was wrong, but he was still reciting it!

The key point is, Feng Xiaoshuang, it seems really hard to remind...

How do you remind me?

Oral mention?

Sound transmission?

Even if she is not afraid of being intercepted, heard, or asked by Zhu Yiyi, repeating her reminder...

What should be the content of the reminder?

"This beast is a loving dog, don't worry about it, you Zhuke!"

With this reminder, if the word behind the beast in this article is not dog-loving, and Zhu Yiyi splashes the dirty water, won't Feng Xiaoshuang have to bear the blame alone?

And no one reminded me that there is really no word "stop" in Zhu Yiyi's dictionary!

He not only read.

He even read it catchy.

He scolded the beast for being afraid of light and hiding in the Holy Mountain of Guizhe for thirty years, with its legs and feet transformed into the shape of a wheelchair making it inconvenient to move around.

He said that the beast was tame and obedient and well-behaved. If Master Shou drove it to the Eastern Region, it would go to the Eastern Region. If Master Shou drove it to the Southern Region, it would go to the Southern Region.

He scolded the beast for being forbearing, even if Zhu Yiyi came out with the half-saint status and the soul fragments of Pei Yuan, and counted dozens of them in front of everyone, he would not move.

Even now, after reading this article "The Wild Beast" in front of the world, this beast's heart is as solid as ice and remains unmoved.

——This is actually the case!

but……

How could it not move?

That beast must have been stunned and angry!

An article called "Beasts from the Wilderness" does not include love for dogs in every word, nor does it contain love for dogs in every sentence. The words are concise, the semantics are puns, and there are no curse words.

"Are all ancient sword cultivators so yin and yang?"

It has been rumored for a long time that compared to ancient swordsmanship, Shouye's verbal swordsmanship is unparalleled in the world.

During the war in the past, if given enough time, he could use a broken mouth, a tongue that sparkled like a lotus flower, break people's hearts, and mess up their minds.

The mouth sprayed the six heads, the Sword Saint Rao Yaoyao, the saints of Void Island, all equal beings in the heavens and the world... and maybe the ancestor gods.

The mouth is the body.

The body is just incidental.

What does "seeing once is worth hearing a hundred times"?

Now, after seeing with their own eyes that Mr. Shou "uses Zhu as his mouth and talks about dogs spraying love", the spectators from the five regions were in awe.

The most important thing is, if you think about it carefully...

This "prehistoric beast with great tips and tricks" was given to Zhu Yiyi long before the Dead Sea Shouye beat Pei Yuan.

Even the word "counting" was decided early on.

At that time, Master Shou would have thought of everything that would happen today?

No, it should be said that at that time, he had planned everything and was still trying to whet everyone's appetite in advance!

The purpose is to let everyone pay attention to Zhu Yiyi, and then hear, sing, and promote the original version of "The Prehistoric Beast" after it appears in this world?

"The Great Emperor of the People..."

At this moment, the people in front of the Five Realms Missionary Mirror all mourned in silence for their love for the common people.

Too bad!

Sure enough, when fighting Master Shou, you just can't give him time. Once time is given, this person...

"This will be infamy for eternity, right?"

"Who in the world still doesn't know about 'loving dog' and 'prehistoric beast'? Wow quack!"

"Once someone mentions this battle, this piece of "Dog Love"... oh no, this piece of "Primordial Beasts" will definitely be unavoidable!"

But then again, not giving him time?

The sleeves are in Master Shou's hands, and the initiative is in his hands.

Allowing Master Shou to take the initiative and force him into the Dead Sea is the greatest initiative that the Holy Temple can take...

What a contradiction!

So uncomfortable!

Extremely uncomfortable, the discomfort of being manipulated and plotted to death from the beginning to the end!

"And Zhu Yiyi has such a bad mouth..."

What's even more amazing is that even the supporters of the Emperor, no matter how good-tempered they are, can selectively not understand the contents of the tips bag note.

But Zhu Yiyi muttered every sentence after reading "The Wild Beast". No one could ignore this, and their lungs were blown away!

The kind of subconscious rhetorical questions, unconscious gibbering, and cold sarcasm are like cutting flesh with a blunt knife, every time, every twitch, which makes people miserable.

"Just stab our love gate to death with one sword!"

"Is this also planned in advance? It must be, despicable Xu Xiaoshou!"

"The Great Ancient... Bah, Great Emperor of the People! It's tolerable, but who can't be tolerated!"

…

The best is like water.

The worst is the worst!

In the Southern Region, Zhong Yuanzi listened to the entire "Ancient Beasts". As an outsider, he felt numb.

His vest, palms, and soles were all cold, trembling, and sweating.

Fortunately, this envoy is not sitting on a ten-god seat, nor does he have the appearance of a ten-god seat.

Fortunately, I can't get involved in the war between you. Fortunately, I am an ant. I am not worthy!

It is easy to hide from an open gun, but difficult to guard against a hidden arrow.

This kind of fight without the sight of swords and blood is even more terrifying than a fight with real swords and guns.

"Xu Xiaoshou is truly an evil son!"

Zhong Yuanzi used to persuade those who love people to shoot arrows, but now he really wants to persuade people who love people to be patient and not to be impulsive.

But……

Xu Xiaoshou is really a traitor, a thief, and a villain!

He just wanted to force the Great Emperor to take action.

He just wants to break his rock-solid Taoist heart of loving the common people.

He even predicted all that would happen today and wrote it into "The Wild Beast".

"Yes, if you can even tolerate such humiliation, then loving the common people is not what he described in this article..."
To be continued...